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				|  |  | retard tell: buying an Audi | 10/31/25 | (16) | 
		
			
				|  |  | JD and Erika are already fucking, right? | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | family in shock as digital forensics team discover 18,000 "I'm gay" messages | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | DOGE have built a SNAP app showing all product purchases in real time | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Lol, Stephen Miller's hotwife has a meltdown on live TV (link) | 10/31/25 | (48) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Why did Spaceporn take his son to a pizza place linked to pedos | 10/31/25 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Andrew Brought 40 Hookers Into His Thai Hotel Room In 4 Days #TT | 10/31/25 | (33) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Black guy shoplifts, evades security at Spirit Halloween (vid) | 10/31/25 | (11) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "Wow, I love your Depressive Balding Lawyer costume!" "My what?" | 10/31/25 | (26) | 
		
			
				|  |  | feels like society today = inflation, depression, Greater Israel, mass fraud | 10/31/25 | (18) | 
		
			
				|  |  | REMINDER: simply stating facts is *NOT* antisemitic | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | How fucked are white collar workers due to AI? | 10/31/25 | (13) | 
		
			
				|  |  | DBG putting out empty bowl + sign saying "please take ONE only!" | 10/31/25 | (43) | 
		
			
				|  |  | So the Epstein accuser gets into a "car crash" doesn't die | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Steam "sales" are worse than prime Jos A. Bank. | 10/31/25 | (50) | 
		
			
				|  |  | U of Houston football team swaps coolers of Gatorade for Viet pussy juice | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Any of you bozos try the Ray Peat diet? Thoughts? | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | JCM in her "sexy trash can" costume for Halloween | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Rate this video of doobs dancing in his Halloween costume | 10/31/25 | (14) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Anyone's wife dressing up as Wonder Woman? | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Do owls actually exist? Never seen or heard one | 10/31/25 | (15) | 
		
			
				|  |  | SP trying on his Gary Glitter Halloween costume | 10/31/25 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | DESCRIBE the last time you titty fucked a woman | 10/31/25 | (20) | 
		
			
				|  |  | JRPGs by Clique | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "trans pioneers such as Ed Gein" | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | ur 7yo daughter going as a slutty nurse to elementary school for halloween | 10/31/25 | (12) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Playroom hotdog, bar spaghetti…what’s next? | 10/31/25 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Mr. Jinx's Halloween costume is "Dracula who must show his cock" | 10/31/25 | (146) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Male redditor has an epiphany | 10/31/25 | (10) | 
		
			
				|  |  | HALLOWEEN-IFY YOUR MONIKERS ITT | 10/31/25 | (13) | 
		
			
				|  |  | your wife struggling to get into 2016 handmaid costume | 10/31/25 | (61) | 
		
			
				|  |  | *doobs startling the shit out of the IT clown in the sewer* | 10/31/25 | (171) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "Was it worth it? Fuck yes it was." -- Andrew | 10/31/25 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | World Cup tickets update #4: website does not work | 10/31/25 | (10) | 
		
			
				|  |  | “Poor people deserve treats too!!” is the lib talking point du jour | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Do chameleons actually exist? Never seen or heard one | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "it's a type of 'eye slop', to go with the mouth slop" | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | ITT an “autistic” pic from my last Tokyo trip (DBG) | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Reminder: Trump put that Halloween candy on that kid’s head | 10/31/25 | (10) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "yea I saw him. he was ass spittin' real good, real forceful" | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Being diapered feels real good | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "in the river Ganges, God damns my name." - TT | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Please Mr. Xi, will you buy my beans? | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Lawyers per capita by Country - lmao, okay you guys may have a point | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | New Greek PM floats leaving NATO to ally w/ Russia and take Constantinople back | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | youtube giving me fogo de chao ads now | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Have made $186.47 in class action settlements this year | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | If 2001: A Space Odyssey were released today it would be 2058: A Space Odyssey | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | ITT an “artistic” pic from my last Tokyo trip (RSF) | 10/31/25 | (63) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Trump -6 RCP aggregate cons is this a “good” thing? | 10/31/25 | (14) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Headed to XO Ohio for game v pedos (RSF) | 10/31/25 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | wow they gave the rombot some real good reagan-style wrinkles | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Rate JD Vance's Halloween Costume | 10/31/25 | (14) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Lots of poasters from Herndon, VA, is it a nice quant town? | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Rate these SNAP restaurant ads that black people are falling for | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | I’m sorry fuck your “hacks.” If I go to Fogo I’m getting the fucking sal | 10/31/25 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Which posters would be inducted into the XO Hall of Fame? | 10/31/25 | (23) | 
		
			
				|  |  | geno? DEAD. bom? DEAD. fizzkidd? DEAD. DEAD. DEAD. DEAD. | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Should JD trade Usha for Erika Kirk? | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Sued a large apartment complex for a buddy and they tried to fuck him again | 10/31/25 | (75) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Wife Is People Mgr @ F500. Her Division Fired 1.5% & Her Staff Are Freaking Out | 10/31/25 | (46) | 
		
			
				|  |  | If Year One were released today it would be called Year Seventeen | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | this opinion shouldn't be controversial: Katie Miller is ugly | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Boo! Haha are you "ghosting" me lol Happy Halloween! Any plans? | 10/31/25 | (23) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Ilhan Omar: The images of RSF are horrific | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | If Blade Runner 2049 were released today it would be Blade Runner 2057 | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Holy shit Prince Andrew | 10/31/25 | (50) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Remember when XO was obsessed with “Jollibee” for a year? | 10/31/25 | (16) | 
		
			
				|  |  | I wanna be an owner of a semi-fine dining restaurant whos rude to his customers | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | The Price of Wholeness: Owen Benjamin and the Principle of Sacrifice | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Cannibal Holocaust theme blares as New York descends into socialism | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | MPA have you seen Good Boy? | 10/31/25 | (13) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Fucker throws rock at a Salt Lake cop, who promptly does the right thing. | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Mr. Jinx is the only reason I get up in the morning. And by “up” I mean spre | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Odds Erika has banged since Charlie died? | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | (((they))) are forming a militia? | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | T14 Student Making Millions Through Porn. You? Post. | 10/31/25 | (14) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Tucker Carlson & Nick Fuentes parody | 10/31/25 | (8) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Ohtani is gonna cost the Dodgers the World Series | 10/31/25 | (41) | 
		
			
				|  |  | My daughter is the only reason I get up in the morning. | 10/31/25 | (89) | 
		
			
				|  |  | You're old. Trump would no longer bang his daughter | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Dolphins stick their dicks everywhere. Like Turdskins. | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | FBI foils Halloween terror plot out of Dearborn, Michigan. hmm. | 10/31/25 | (13) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Every square inch of India is covered in a thin layer of poo | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | (((Persian))) chick in charge of US Mideast policy is an "Iran Hawk" | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | KILL ALL LAWYERS ATTORNEY GENOCIDE NOW | 10/31/25 | (24) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Judge is wearing a straitjacket for Halloween & giving insane orders right now | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Biz Idea: Brief Kings - fantasy and futures betting market for litigators | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Hilarious how you can go to public places and smell literal vagina odor | 10/31/25 | (18) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Man: Makes hilarious thread.Woman: takes questions about herself | 10/31/25 | (168) | 
		
			
				|  |  | To: herm From: herm Subject: herm Body: none | 10/31/25 | (92) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Amy Schumer somehow manages to get fatter and fatter each year | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Food stamps Vance | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | HAPPY FRIDAY, NIGGERS! | 10/31/25 | (830) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Should I go meet this Swede at a bar? (RSF) | 10/31/25 | (69) | 
		
			
				|  |  | If 1979 by Smashing Pumpkins was released today, it’d be called 2007 | 10/31/25 | (14) | 
		
			
				|  |  | nyuug's custom cooled graphics card abandoned by AMD | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Neo Home Robot Megathread | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | *henry aaron smuggling out 5 ton award winning state fair pumpkin w his ass* | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | 𝙉𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧 Halloween 🦍🍗🍉🎃👻 | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Ole Miss Tri Delt Halloween costume contest: | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | So we’re shutting the govt down bc the president fucked teens 30 years ago? | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | the thread where Foggy Bottom made TMF look for a pumpkin in MFH | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | It’s C12’s DUTY to white knight Erika and save her from JD | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Henry Aaron disrobing entering pumpkin patch: "It's over today Libs. Over." | 10/31/25 | (10) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Looks like Russia tested an EMP nuke somewhere in the Ukraine | 10/31/25 | (72) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Reuters confirms what TDNW has been saying: Russia did NOT use a nuke | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Ever wake up in morning w/a perfect mental image of the guy ur gonna fuck later? | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "Is Trump a true PowerBottom or Just a Poser?" (Christian Science Monitor) | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Wtf does nyuug think "gerrymandering" means | 10/31/25 | (44) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Perched drunkenly, head against wall. "Lookame dressed as XO Backslash honey" | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | SGA is ready to suck some cock | 10/31/25 | (31) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Ukrainians getting their SNAP benefits on Nov 1, but not Americans? | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Who told Trump voters to grow soybeans for China instead of feeding Americans? | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | JD Vance was on SNAP as a child, is that why shitcons are rushing to fund it? | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | why do so many lawyers work well into their 70s? it's not for money. | 10/31/25 | (47) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Remember how Hastert became Speaker because Bob Livingston was a cheatmo? | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Good luck trying to watch any football this weekend (link) | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Rate Trump’s trade deal with China | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | <><><>OFFICIAL HALLOWEEN COSTUME THREAD<><><>
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				|  |  | Cosmo shrew dates newly single MAGA retard named "Jared", writes longread | 10/31/25 | (8) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Cons are still bitching and moaning about the shutdown they could end at any tim | 10/31/25 | (12) | 
		
			
				|  |  | If you're waking up this morning wondering if you should wear a costume to work | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Why All the Gamecube Slander? (NYT) | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | High T Prince Andrew eating 20 pussies for breakfast. XO: Dat too many Asian | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | US women are wearing KPop semen hunters costumes this year | 10/31/25 | (13) | 
		
			
				|  |  | i can basically tell you the origin of every xo meme since 2004 | 10/31/25 | (565) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Trump is losing his fucking mind over the shutdown, it's glorious | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "Comedian" Tim Dillion sure loves bleating about Palantir and not telling jokes | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Why do we use “millennial” to describe dive particular type of Loser | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Your kids complaining, “Our Bonus Dad lets us watch R-rated movies!” | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | JD Vance's costume is an oversized Black Lotus card: | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Jerry Jones: “I’m too busy drilling for gas to fix the Cowboys defense!” | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Glowing NY Times feature on Graham Platner - link | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | the nuggets look GOOD this season | 10/31/25 | (8) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Cons, why can't Trump pay for SNAP like he paid Troops on October 15? | 10/31/25 | (18) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Wounded Ukrainians cry like sissies after their armored vehicle does its job | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Bangistan | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Hey cons, I think your two weeks of screeching about SNAP worked on Trump | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Cons really howled like dogs about SNAP until Trump gave them their money | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Rate this Halloween couple | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | God sent Satan after Tucker for being a bad man | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Toxic positivity in the Animal Crossing fandom | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Just got a text from Indiana FSSA: My SNAP will not be refilled next month | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | ljl Birdshit Poasters are IRL protesting against Indians/Hindus in Texas | 10/31/25 | (9) | 
		
			
				|  |  | so NSAM is going to starve without SNAP food stamps? | 10/31/25 | (9) | 
		
			
				|  |  | almost drove around to buy chicken nuggets today | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Has XO covered this SNL skit before? (TALL PLAIN BOYFRIEND) | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Even Saigon has Pajeet H1b now | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | 21 years on this shitboardt- my greatest wish is for a time machine | 10/31/25 | (3) |