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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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cold sweat when Outlook notification pops up |
10/24/25 |
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Nothing greater in all existence than knowing god |
10/24/25 |
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Uh-oh. One-week trial in SD with a 22 yo WOC trial tech |
10/24/25 |
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Trump should be locked up for destroying the historic East Wing |
10/24/25 |
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egirls take part in "MySpace vs LiveJournal" war reenactments |
10/24/25 |
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Kash Patel looks fucking ridiculous, has no charisma |
10/24/25 |
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fixed poker game thing re: nba is crazy, if u ever play poker in 2025 ur insane |
10/24/25 |
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Doodikoff can we talk about that bass guitar you are looking at? |
10/24/25 |
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Let's hop on a quick call |
10/24/25 |
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Creepy equity partner describes office as a "CFCM" environment |
10/24/25 |
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NJ Posters - does your secretary of state now allow free Registered Agent info? |
10/24/25 |
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Female volleyball coach spanked her players bare bottoms after errors (NYPost) |
10/24/25 |
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Holy fuck: Asian enrollment at Harvard rises to 41% |
10/24/25 |
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Who here thinks Andrew Cuomo still has a shot at beating Mamdani? |
10/24/25 |
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nude perverts |
10/24/25 |
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Where the streets have no Games |
10/24/25 |
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Sony PS6 details leaked. 100% hardware; no OS and no games (link) |
10/24/25 |
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Cowgod, rate this Redditor's "endgame Consoles" |
10/24/25 |
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Japan π―π΅ going to war with Russia π·πΊ |
10/24/25 |
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Just do illegal gambling side hustle while making $4 mil/year as HC |
10/24/25 |
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Jesus bleeding from all orifices for all eternity "wait ur turn faggot lol" |
10/24/25 |
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where we're going you won't need games |
10/24/25 |
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2 weeks until movie I produced hits theaters. Has CSLG produced any films? |
10/24/25 |
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ethereal gf who is in the world but not of the world |
10/24/25 |
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Why Venezuela? |
10/24/25 |
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ICE is arresting obese Ukrainians in shitcago, 180! |
10/24/25 |
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Chairman of Airbus visits India, shocked how bad the engineering education is |
10/24/25 |
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Whok sucking homosexual penis to please his wife |
10/24/25 |
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Lmao at anyone telling their secrets to Gilbert Arenas |
10/24/25 |
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"Trunk-or-treat" is the saddest thing I ever heard of |
10/24/25 |
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"I see under 'Interests' on your resume you have 'Exposing the Holohoax.' Can yo |
10/24/25 |
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Judge grants injunction stopping CA redistricting plan |
10/24/25 |
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This new NBA betting scandal is unfurkingreal |
10/24/25 |
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Trailer for upcoming Bruce Springsteen biopic |
10/24/25 |
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IF YOU ANSWER TO STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS DONT FALL FOR IT ANYMORE |
10/24/25 |
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Went to an ArtBattle last night. Many Art Chicks are HOT |
10/24/25 |
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Friend up for biglaw partner... firm added non-equity tier, extended timeline |
10/24/25 |
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China stops buying Russian seaborne oil after US sanctions - link |
10/24/25 |
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Pelosi: “CA will prosecute any and all federal agents who break California law |
10/24/25 |
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Virginia Dems redrawing the state’s congressional maps |
10/24/25 |
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ITT I rate you as an unreleased Switch 2 game |
10/24/25 |
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Autopen “biggest scandal in American history” totally memory holed? |
10/24/25 |
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tariffs suck but at least they’re bringing down vehicle prices |
10/24/25 |
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I post i'm going to kill myself in Teams no one says shit |
10/24/25 |
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"Beyond Meat" is back with a vengeance, stock up 300%+ (link) |
10/24/25 |
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Birdshits House gets BURNED down by Turd Diwali Fireworks |
10/24/25 |
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Hold on mom, this retard who wakes up every day to inhale more cock thinks I |
10/24/25 |
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butt man tp think Cuomo will defeat Mamdani |
10/24/25 |
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I know who NSAM IS |
10/24/25 |
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Foreman says these jobs are going boys and they aint coming back |
10/24/25 |
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Preop Transexual with a Fun Respectful Side |
10/24/25 |
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Thinkpad X1 Carbon with an Ultra 7 processor |
10/24/25 |
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800,000 years of human history is why you're such a stupid fucking coward |
10/24/25 |
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the internet is now completely useless |
10/24/25 |
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how many video games had start screen nudity? |
10/24/25 |
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"Here the power 2 create bountiful abundance 4 all" "Haha nah unfathomable hell |
10/24/25 |
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Shinzo Abe “see you space cowboy” meme except KamalaSexy tp πͺ½πͺ½πͺ½ |
10/24/25 |
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Jared Baumeister is going to get shot in the back after I doxx him to shitlibs |
10/24/25 |
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More on the ground reporting from Shitcago, courtesy of me |
10/24/25 |
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she belongs to the cosmos |
10/24/25 |
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NYTimes on the Clit Enlargement TIP |
10/24/25 |
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remember when OYT told you to buy AMD |
10/24/25 |
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RSF why do you insist that you've lived in NYC your entire life? You're from NJ |
10/24/25 |
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Waking up every day knowing your stupidity caused a holocaust tp |
10/24/25 |
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no bloodacre, most people dont call it 'Cumtoberfest' |
10/24/25 |
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female Gen X CFO is trying to destroy Xbox from within |
10/24/25 |
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is it true that spaceporn dresses like ali g? |
10/24/25 |
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"You hord Sorana now?" Exeunt chinkily utters as he donates money to Africa |
10/24/25 |
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WhiteHouse.gov updates “major events” timeline |
10/24/25 |
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Robinson Crusoe, but it's about Spaceporn stuck on an island |
10/24/25 |
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Tom Wolfe Did Nothing Wrong btw |
10/24/25 |
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Why do ppl hate most everyone yet yearn for human contact and community? |
10/24/25 |
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Jared Baumeister stroking his clit to nude pics of Stephen Miller |
10/24/25 |
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would u date an obj 7 girl who turned into a corgi between 1-5am |
10/24/25 |
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would u date an obj 7 girl who megapoasts on Autoadmit between 1-5am |
10/24/25 |
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Lab friend asking U if barklaw offers a good woof-fetch balance |
10/24/25 |
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Usha and AOC getting a little too handsy in leaked 2014 photos (link) |
10/24/25 |
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Tfw when no cheerful Blasian tomboy half life 2 gf |
10/24/25 |
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A Dream of ZoZo-ing… πΉπΈπΊπ·πΌπΏππ±
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10/24/25 |
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The Legend of ZoZo: A Link to the Poast |
10/24/25 |
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Lob friend struggles with pier pressure from manly attorneys on Autoadmit |
10/24/25 |
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The Legend of ZoZo: Rach’s Awakening π³πΆ |
10/24/25 |
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Rachmiel circa 2004 was the patron of the arts we didn’t know we needed |
10/24/25 |
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I'm spending the next year poasting and suggest you do the same (Rachmiel) |
10/24/25 |
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ethereal phenotype gf: shares ruinous phenotype poasts w u. biz gf: “iou” |
10/24/25 |
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Art Bell GF |
10/24/25 |
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Autoadmit Blank Bumps Are Now a Luxury Good [NYT] |
10/24/25 |
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Do any of you remember how mystical and ethereal THE YEAR 2000 sounded? |
10/24/25 |
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does your ethereal gf prefer cocteau twins or slowdive |
10/24/25 |
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Boom is truly dead. Sport revealed as rigged & he isn't here to gloat. RIP |
10/24/25 |
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Gen-Z cousin: 67!! Shrew wife: 6’7”!!! |
10/24/25 |
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firecracker firecracker what's that you tell me |
10/24/25 |
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tfw no Autoadmit.com megapoaster gf |
10/24/25 |
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Christian gf: ethereal honey. Judeo-Christian gf: “Jews need more money!” |
10/24/25 |
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Please do not show this article to TBF |
10/24/25 |
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Rosalina gf: ethereal mommy gf energy. Peach gf: bpd moods, drains all ur energy |
10/24/25 |
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Art Bell gf: <3 yr ethereal 2nd cousin! Careerist gf: ur so unproductive |
10/24/25 |
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Mommy gf: loves to please ;) Shrew boss: never says “please” |
10/24/25 |
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Goth gf: I need a golden retriever bf! Disney princess gf: is a golden retriever |
10/24/25 |
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I actually prefer small butts |
10/24/25 |
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He lived, he recklessly pursued small dopamine hits, and he died. |
10/24/25 |
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Girl at bar once gave me the following fake phone #: 420-6969 |
10/24/25 |
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Need some SIZE Q titties in my face 2DAY |
10/24/25 |
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Orange Man is on his PERIOD today |
10/24/25 |
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feel a deep and unspoken bond to ihaveautism420 despite never interacting |
10/24/25 |
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Trump: Reagan loved tariffs - link |
10/24/25 |
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If you decide to get in Alex Jones' car, turn to page 420 |
10/24/25 |
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Paralegal Muhammad stabs 15yo Birdshit to Det in Peaceful Act of Peace |
10/24/25 |
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ok, can you walk me through your resume? |
10/24/25 |
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idk about you but i feel like ethereal girls don't have big butts |
10/24/25 |
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Trump Called a Canadian Ad Fake. It Faithfully Reproduces Reagan’s Words. |
10/24/25 |
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2nd cuz: Cums til she's fainting. Shrew gf: Panties resemble abstract painting |
10/24/25 |
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body so thick. face so round. soul so ethereal. |
10/24/25 |
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New Sorkin TV show called “The East Wing” |
10/24/25 |
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Is it true that GW Law once admitted a class of 770 full time students? |
10/24/25 |
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To whoever’s driving around blasting All-American Rejects’ It Ends Tonight, |
10/24/25 |
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Worse father: disco fries or SP? |
10/24/25 |
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"ending it all tonight" *wakes up one layer lower in hell* |
10/24/25 |
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Chandler, taking Qs |
10/24/25 |
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A thank you from an old friend (I always flame but not flame) |
10/24/25 |
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Scientists warn humanity may have already passed "Peak Screen" |
10/24/25 |
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Trump just nuked another drug cartel boat heading to America (vid) |
10/24/25 |
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Becky & Stacy giggling about your all american rejects lyrics AIM away msg |
10/24/25 |
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Shrew gf: I gave my cousin head. 2nd cousin: I gave my cousin head, tee hee |
10/24/25 |
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Posters who recently passed away: boom, whokebe |
10/24/25 |
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Obeezy threatening to genocide those pesky cons |
10/24/25 |
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Remember when Obeezy threatened to shoot Trump in the head? Sick guy! |
10/24/25 |
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So Obeezy threatened to kill POTUS, tried blanked it, then went quotemo? Do I ha |
10/24/25 |
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How did obeezy get away with threatening to kill Trump? |
10/24/25 |
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Kobe's body was ripped apart, completely torn to shreds |
10/24/25 |
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Reminder: Obeezy committed a federal felony, US Fed. Code Title 18, Section 871 |
10/24/25 |
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Why is "Sabrina Carpenter" being forcememed by "them" |
10/24/25 |
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re: your delightfully wry bon mots last night |
10/24/25 |
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"That dog is woke, folks. It's a woke dog." |
10/24/25 |
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Ghost and Be spooky my guy |
10/24/25 |
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10,000 2nd cuz/shrew gf poasts being sold as NFTs on MagicEden |
10/24/25 |
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OMG “burn bag” docs in “secret room” found! Obama arrest pending for rea |
10/24/25 |
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Poast and Be kooky my guy |
10/24/25 |
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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl, |
10/24/25 |
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Why do cons care so much about NYC and its mayoral race? |
10/24/25 |
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people think twitter, etc. is just bots yelling at each other |
10/24/25 |
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anything better than a kirbymo, ALZABO, luis or boomerboat bump? |
10/24/25 |
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What’s an underrated place you’ve visited in the US? |
10/24/25 |
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Paralegal Mohammad french kisses goat asshole |
10/24/25 |
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The Sacred East Wing |
10/24/25 |
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Is Trump selling official acts more or less offense than a judge selling rulings |
10/24/25 |
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Human Contact Is Now a Luxury Good [NYT] |
10/24/25 |
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pure energy in a state of vibration tp |
10/24/25 |
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43 y/o xo poas to 23 y/o zoomer in maga hat: "those machu picchu shrews amirite" |
10/24/25 |
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Spoonman by Soundgarden except its Screenman |
10/24/25 |
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