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Your President, Crying As He Tries To Use Chopsticks At State Dinner With Xi |
09/24/26 |
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Is The Penis tp NPB? |
09/24/26 |
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Did NPB's wife eat him? |
09/24/26 |
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Gang rape Nixon and gun down dumb blonde bitches |
09/24/26 |
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NPB, does your wife give you hand jobs? |
09/24/26 |
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Fat bitch screaming in the dead of niiiiiight... |
09/24/26 |
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post-Christian America |
09/24/26 |
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Quit bullshittin' 'n get naked, ho. |
09/24/26 |
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I just listened to The Man-Machine (1978) taking qs |
09/24/26 |
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Nesticle was one of the most important pieces of software ever released |
09/24/26 |
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this 5-hour video on computationalism is an absolute SCHOLARSHIP NUKE: |
09/24/26 |
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Retributive covid waffegruppen |
09/24/26 |
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Shut up Nippon Professional Baseball, nobody likes ur vulgarity or belligerence |
09/24/26 |
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10% Mortgage rates for Israel! |
09/24/26 |
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ricky what is your favorite netta barzilai song |
09/24/26 |
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hyperintellectual seekers |
09/24/26 |
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there are basically no good documentaries on jaguars. Too hard to film them |
09/24/26 |
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A dejected george20 walking out of a philosophy lecture on the Vienna Circle |
09/24/26 |
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I'll say it: I think people are being mean to the bar lesbians |
09/24/26 |
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Want a good book on the aftermath of suicide? |
09/24/26 |
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Slightly AI-modified Luis giving thumbs up to your business on billboards |
09/24/26 |
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If I weren't racist I would marry a Latina |
09/24/26 |
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anything more demoralizing than being a wagie and then having to fix your house |
09/24/26 |
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Oh gif here comes the 40 year old oh he’s trying to woo the 18 year old ahhhhh |
09/24/26 |
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There's some weird motherfuckers poasting on this website |
09/24/26 |
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Watched "Akira" 4k remastered in theaters last night. Didn't "get" the story |
09/24/26 |
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lob friend has maine character syndrome |
09/24/26 |
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Why is the squanch monster clown haired kalmanelli still free to prowl streets? |
09/24/26 |
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chinese character for "milf" combines ideograms for ancestor and cave |
09/24/26 |
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Did kalmanelli ever have a chance with his 2” erect microween? |
09/24/26 |
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“Squanch!” Spaceporn screamed, wild eyed, spittle flying everywhere |
09/24/26 |
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I’ve been incorporating XO into my street cold approaches |
09/24/26 |
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Red Sox sign 18yo Korean prospect Ho Lee Fuk |
09/24/26 |
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Israeli Soccer Player EJECTED after Sniper goal celebration (twitter) |
09/24/26 |
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Hypo: assume a full 6 month training camp w/ pro level training, could you get |
09/24/26 |
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Made $250k day trading options this week |
09/24/26 |
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Just scheduled trip to Turkey for hair transplant and leg lengthening (CSLG) |
09/24/26 |
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Spaceporn donated heavily to the anti-Chris Hanson movie gofundme (link) |
09/24/26 |
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Cucumbers is getting his ass needled by a 2" Indian wiener |
09/24/26 |
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they should invent beer that doesnt give you diarrhea for 36 hours |
09/24/26 |
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Part of MAGA's problem is that 'A/B testing' looks like faggy indecision |
09/24/26 |
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Scott Baio just beat Gil Gerard in the anchor leg of swimming relay on Battle |
09/24/26 |
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Joe Paterno watching Rose Bowl loss on endless loop IN HELL |
09/24/26 |
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when people started calling me "Karlsnacks" it was a wakeup call |
09/24/26 |
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Whok's nipples look like circus peanuts |
09/24/26 |
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A portal where you can view your wife's prior sexual encounters |
09/24/26 |
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Use this condom, it's S'mores flavored |
09/24/26 |
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Red Sox sign 18yo Korean prospect Fen-Wei Park |
09/24/26 |
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Seeing the aged, single, 40 something men |
09/24/26 |
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Obama: if women ruled the world for two years the world would be better |
09/24/26 |
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Unreported trend - 40 something men jumping out their wfh office window |
09/24/26 |
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5-foot-3 with an attitude! |
09/24/26 |
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"You fuck boy's assholes, huh? You wanna coach?" (Paterno) |
09/24/26 |
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Starting a rap group with Ricky and luis named "Six Seven Mafia" |
09/24/26 |
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Vivek Ganapathy Vance |
09/24/26 |
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you guys see the trailer for that weird theranos documentary w/ Nathan 4 u guy |
09/24/26 |
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Hiker Is Found Dead on Washington Trail After Fall |
09/24/26 |
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It's a DNC ritual called "auto da pen" |
09/24/26 |
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just learned that rider strong is apparently not dead |
09/24/26 |
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Trump has turned the Rose Garden into a White Basketball Court |
09/24/26 |
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Walruses are jumping off cliffs to their deaths — yes, because of climate chan |
09/24/26 |
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Summertime Switch (1994) Full Movie |
09/24/26 |
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Reminder: NIGHTMARE starts with NIG |
09/24/26 |
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Pangram is extremely good at identifying AI with almost no falses |
09/24/26 |
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it's 1999, you wake up face down in the snow |
09/24/26 |
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Had my first patient with Morgellons, no furking joke |
09/24/26 |
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Talking to your 44 year old girlfriend about possibly having kids |
09/24/26 |
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Seriously need to shoot a big load of jizz |
09/24/26 |
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Rabbit nuggets instead of chicken nuggets: why isn't this economically feasible? |
09/24/26 |
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Pangram (supposed 'AI detection' software) found to be making shit up with AI: |
09/24/26 |
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xo sucks |
09/24/26 |
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Erika pledges to "walk a mile in his shoes" |
09/24/26 |
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I'm usually wearing a potato sack instead of pants. |
09/24/26 |
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Someone decapitate "Erika Kirk" |
09/24/26 |
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Southern fried rabbit looks delicious |
09/24/26 |
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why don't we have rabbit farms? |
09/24/26 |
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Trump Shows The Biden Autopen Portrait To Xi (VID) |
09/24/26 |
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Mayb we can "escape containment" and grab tapas this week haha |
09/24/26 |
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All this "slow down" talk reminded me of our date last week haha |
09/24/26 |
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"Uh, you don't get to bring friends" (America to Vivek) |
09/24/26 |
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Girl from Encanto arrested for protesting pro-terrorist shit |
09/24/26 |
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Pennsylvania doctor stabbed to death during home-invasion robbery: |
09/24/26 |
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holy fuck i hate managing coders |
09/24/26 |
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Got distracted for a bit and now I'm fat |
09/24/26 |
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They made a Korean version of the Trump Indian street vendor video |
09/24/26 |
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This is DEVASTATING for Luis.... |
09/24/26 |
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genuinely reaching my wit's end with life |
09/24/26 |
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Watched half of a WNBA game last night, not a bad product |
09/24/26 |
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🚨🚨🚨 Houthis knocking out more Saudi pipelines and refineries |
09/24/26 |
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When Trump takes a piss, Texas-Tennessee helmet communication gets cut off |
09/24/26 |
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savage house =mashup of barry lyndon, the lesson, and waiting for guffman. sorry |
09/24/26 |
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Bibi tells UN 10/7 was the equivalent of sixteen 9/11s |
09/24/26 |
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Had to pull over and nearly fight a guy just now |
09/24/26 |
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Price of beef has driven Wendy's into bankruptcy. Thanks, Trump! |
09/24/26 |
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OK we’ve run all the numbers. “Fucking Fuckface” tp is the dumbest 2026 po |
09/24/26 |
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Tesla says new robotaxi will have improved battery life |
09/24/26 |
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why don’t you call me, i feel like poasting too |
09/24/26 |
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RATE this Valentine's Day photo of disco fries |
09/24/26 |
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Rethinking my life after Luis called me a permanent golem shutin |
09/24/26 |
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Strangle my penis and eat my wang spray |
09/24/26 |
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Benzo just ordered a $44,860 Patek Philippe |
09/24/26 |
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I'm not being paid by Open AI to say anything that I say |
09/24/26 |
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why do bort cons love the Iran war so much |
09/24/26 |
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Nude Wheelchair Homosexual |
09/24/26 |
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Sorry cons but he has a point |
09/24/26 |
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If you don't own an edger, buy one. It's a night and day difference. |
09/24/26 |
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Trump: It’s now a criminal offense to criticize data centers |
09/24/26 |
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FBI spend 125k in 2025 escorting Kash’s gf to Jamba Juice, Michael’s |
09/24/26 |
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AI will soon be so smart it will be able to reason you into killing yourself |
09/24/26 |
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Elon poasts pic of ROBOTAXI workforce, it's 80% Birdshits now! Damn.... |
09/24/26 |
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I am now 1000% convinced AI girlfriends are the future |
09/24/26 |
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Finally got a new computer, old one was as sluggish as HATP's IQ |
09/24/26 |
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Can you talk to your self-driving Robotaxi? Are the conversations private? |
09/24/26 |
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Could Vivek do better with his hair? |
09/24/26 |
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Lauren Boebert dresses as Mexican for Halloween, BF dresses as ICE agent |
09/24/26 |
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Cigarillos and champagne last night, now I feel like death |
09/24/26 |
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Gorgeous VIVEK meets Teamsters Local 957 today |
09/24/26 |
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Marco Rubio = MAR; Vance = JDV; Hegseth = PBH; Lutnick = HWL; RFK Jr = RFK |
09/24/26 |
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Every celebrity politician should be called by their initials now. Massie = THM |
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The only thing you need for a rabbit farm is lots of carrots and straw |
09/24/26 |
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i need to get rich quick but how? |
09/24/26 |
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Sport is all rigged fraud cheating money laundering |
09/24/26 |
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What if doctors got to involuntarily commit lawyers for legal malpractice? |
09/24/26 |
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Why didn't Vivek's supporters call him VGR? |
09/24/26 |
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I actively dislike pretty much every woman I know except for like two |
09/24/26 |
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Baby, lick my shaft while I pull your hair |
09/24/26 |
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Been poaching a bunch of zoomers gfs irl |
09/24/26 |
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bad news for TSINAH |
09/24/26 |
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Make sure the story says it’s smores flavored, that’s the coolest part |
09/24/26 |
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*Mamdani's Sharia Lawyers storm UN to arrest Netanyahu* |
09/24/26 |
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turns out the big secret to a healthy relationship is just to fuck regularly? |
09/24/26 |
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construct an identity, a livelihood, a community and a reason to exist |
09/24/26 |
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"Planned economies are good when you have a high-IQ POTUS." (2026 GOP) |
09/24/26 |
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President Trump's Most Diehard Supporters are Revolting (Politico) |
09/24/26 |
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Rate this INDIAN Brigadier General in US Air Force Balan Ayyar |
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Ricky asking client if he "fucks with" new changes |
09/24/26 |
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Converse pulls “deeply upsetting” ad of azn girl in KKK outfit (pic) |
09/24/26 |
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scottie scheffler is better than tiger woods ever was |
09/24/26 |
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America is just about not trying to be the fattest person in the room |
09/24/26 |
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"it's coming home" but for the US Open |
09/24/26 |
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Libs now that we’ve disavowed Trump, no need to retaliate when you take power |
09/24/26 |
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Sinema's fucktoy bodyguard trashes her house |
09/24/26 |
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might devote 6 weeks before the midterms to just shitting on Vivek Ramasawamay |
09/24/26 |
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The Wachtell partner who got caught on cam kissing the zoomer shrew got canned |
09/24/26 |
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the joy zuck club |
09/24/26 |
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10 year Treasury going straight up 📈 |
09/24/26 |
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HARMEET thinks if she fires GUNS that MAGA will accept her Turdness |
09/24/26 |
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The few. The proud. The balds. |
09/24/26 |
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WSJ Op-Ed: "Some Republicans Don’t Want Indian-American Votes" |
09/24/26 |
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Oh McDonald's, dear God we don't feed our kids that garbage *300lbs mom* |
09/24/26 |
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