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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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 |  | STICKY: invite codes are being rolled out | 10/27/26 | (143) |
| | STICKY: name anonymization opt-out is released now | 10/27/26 | (63) |
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first physical book draft |
10/27/26 |
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I’m easily draining 2-6 jock’s meat per day |
10/27/26 |
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so consuela is a jung expert? the guy jordan peterson made popular? |
10/27/26 |
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Georgia electorate is only 53% white |
10/27/26 |
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Lab friend discussing barketype |
10/27/26 |
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lob friend explaining the rubber bands on his claws are a tension of opposites |
10/27/26 |
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Unbelievable free critical Jungian content on autoadmit |
10/27/26 |
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Your disappointed father unwrapping a copy of your self-published book at Xmas |
10/27/26 |
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consuela's book shimming the wawa ice machine at gas station |
10/27/26 |
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Triple Anus |
10/27/26 |
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dozens to low hundreds of copies |
10/27/26 |
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consuela and tarot reader equally concerned after fifth consecutive fool card |
10/27/26 |
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STICKY: benzo’s blown out boihole |
10/27/26 |
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Lex need emergent tarot reading |
10/27/26 |
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Anus |
10/27/26 |
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"Maybe you'd like to discharge tension by collapsing onto my pole, haha" |
10/27/26 |
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just cleaned my air fryer |
10/27/26 |
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Wombat poop is cubic. |
10/27/26 |
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Huge white dong. |
10/27/26 |
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I'm easily drinking 2-6 Jocko Molks per diem |
10/27/26 |
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Corn poop. |
10/27/26 |
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the jungian archetype of the Stoner |
10/27/26 |
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The Mars Volta - Abraxatechture.mp3 |
10/27/26 |
(4) |
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Queef fumes. Stained underwear. |
10/27/26 |
(1) |
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Is empress Theodora the greatest rags to riches story in known history? |
10/27/26 |
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Bibi’s betting market odds crashing |
10/27/26 |
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Cornel West's 2024 campaign was funded by Elon Musk |
10/27/26 |
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Get Rich or Die Individuatin’ |
10/27/26 |
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Pussy hole |
10/27/26 |
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Fat bitch with a hairy vag. |
10/27/26 |
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Tits. Ass. |
10/27/26 |
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I'd say my favorite part about Jocko Molk TM is the constipated diarrhea |
10/27/26 |
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Should I buy the new Castlevania game? Is it good or Troon BS? Have huge backlog |
10/27/26 |
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Planning on just going to town later tonight. Taking questions. |
10/27/26 |
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if you don’t wear socks or underwear, there’s basically no laundry |
10/27/26 |
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evan39, did you survive the shutdown, my friend? |
10/27/26 |
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So Trump Had Both Houses & Couldn't Pass Voter ID. We're Done Here |
10/27/26 |
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Consuela literally lifting phrases and lyrics from The Mars Volta lol |
10/27/26 |
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Amazon warehouse robot repeatedly pushing Consuela's book off the conveyor belt |
10/27/26 |
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Library book drop automatically spitting Consuela's book back out |
10/27/26 |
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MASE u suck imo |
10/27/26 |
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Looks like the invite code system has been a raging success |
10/27/26 |
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Consuela held himself out as a Nietzsche scholar until NSAM noticed |
10/27/26 |
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Oh my god! He’s butt fucking my wife! 😱 |
10/27/26 |
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real hermes hours |
10/27/26 |
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MASE = Mexican Anal Sex Enjoyer |
10/27/26 |
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Is Jensen Huang prestigious |
10/27/26 |
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cgi jung tp |
10/27/26 |
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Barnes & Noble employee quietly returning consuela's book to self-help |
10/27/26 |
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habitat for humanity politely declined pallet of consuela’s book |
10/27/26 |
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11 members of MLB Hall of Fame are LOLyers |
10/27/26 |
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boner pill promises to "put the evil in your godhead" |
10/27/26 |
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Will any of my friends watch my Ninth Circuit argument tomorrow? |
10/27/26 |
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goodwill employee quietly putting consuela's book back in donation bin |
10/27/26 |
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consuela's book found in pompeii, carbon dated to 2026, nobody can explain it |
10/27/26 |
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Woah, Netanyahu predicted to lose the election - link |
10/27/26 |
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Blacks gangbanged my wife |
10/27/26 |
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your future wife posting song parodies about nietzsche on tumblr.com |
10/27/26 |
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My Academic Lineage goes through Aquinas, Consuela tp |
10/27/26 |
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Exit poll predicts deadlocked Knesset - link |
10/27/26 |
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Tucker: archetype of person I don't like is 38-year-old female white lawyer |
10/27/26 |
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Best meme of 2026? |
10/27/26 |
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amazon review of consuela?s book: ?perfect condition yet totally unreadable? |
10/27/26 |
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Felix making MGS3 jokes and hitting vape as Will reads consuela shook on stream |
10/27/26 |
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Misbegotten Pseudophilosophy Apocrypha |
10/27/26 |
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crouching tiger, hidden abraxas |
10/27/26 |
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Animorphs cover of jewish conspiracy theorist morphing into Carl Jung at a compu |
10/27/26 |
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WHY IS THE SPAM ALLOWED? WHY ARE THESE FUCKS NOT BANNED? |
10/27/26 |
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Julia earnestly discussing the crucifixion of apposites |
10/27/26 |
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"Well why don't you ask "Abraxas" to do the dishes when he's done with non-redem |
10/27/26 |
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putin reciting 3 page from "on the crucifixion of opposites" during tucker inter |
10/27/26 |
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180 night today brothers, really enjoying this Metaphysical Product Announcement |
10/27/26 |
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forever jung, i wanna be forever jung |
10/27/26 |
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Voynich Manuscript relieved it’s no longer the least comprehensible boo |
10/27/26 |
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women are the inferior form |
10/27/26 |
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GJR tongue-kissing Abraxas after first date in the North End |
10/27/26 |
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WHOOSH I AM ABRAXAS I AM VERY EVIL WHOOOSH |
10/27/26 |
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"Poor GI. You die alone in jungle, while everyone at home mock your midwit gibbe |
10/27/26 |
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“Anti-semitic lawyer website obsessed with Knesset results.” (CNN) |
10/27/26 |
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EVERYBODY DANCE NOW |
10/27/26 |
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Hegelian eGirls take a crack at Crucifixion of Opposites on a livestrean |
10/27/26 |
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Dasha tp pausing her bj on you to vocal fry about the new red wave tp |
10/27/26 |
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Dasha giggling as Anna reads passage from consuela's book deadpan seriously |
10/27/26 |
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Sasha Grey on Twitch livestreaming a dramatic, mocking reading of Crucifixion of |
10/27/26 |
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"Okay, well it's fifty extra if I have to call you Abraxas while we're doing it" |
10/27/26 |
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Animated Bungle in the Jungle cartoon with Paul Lynde as Crocodile Nastee |
10/27/26 |
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she individuate that ahhhhh she crucify that ahhhh she transcend that ahhh |
10/27/26 |
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Tower of Babel except God intervenes to prevent Consuela's book |
10/27/26 |
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?Honey, why is there a prayer book titled rachmiel the merciful on our table?? |
10/27/26 |
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Blake Neff writing memoir "Abraxas in the Baldhead" |
10/27/26 |
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become uncrucifiable |
10/27/26 |
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Uruk city council voting to uninvent writing after seeing Consuela's book |
10/27/26 |
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Theo Von: Man we had Abraxas in the Godhead growin up, there were five guys in m |
10/27/26 |
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Poast your latest exchange with AI |
10/27/26 |
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"Counting or not counting Abraxas?" |
10/27/26 |
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We'll crucify the opposites tonight (Tonight) |
10/27/26 |
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and when i crucified the opposites brother |
10/27/26 |
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I used AI's help to list the contents of this 3½-hour MTV 2 segment from 2000: |
10/27/26 |
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Mankind's Publishing Accident |
10/27/26 |
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consuela raising self publishing money by doing porn scene with "Oral Boris" |
10/27/26 |
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ukraine, russia: children's ceasefire holding |
10/27/26 |
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They crucify those who die for wearing the badge they're the opposites |
10/27/26 |
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Stavvy gets real: "Ok you need to put the pen down and like, go meet chicks or s |
10/27/26 |
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Thirteenth Station of the Cross, "Jesus reads the first page" |
10/27/26 |
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"I've already depicted myself as the sophisticated critic, and u as the self-pub |
10/27/26 |
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emotivism with a tarot deck, leiter sighs as he tosses consuela’s book in tras |
10/27/26 |
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Adam trying to discuss Consuela's book but Stav saying "Shit's boring, man" |
10/27/26 |
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"And featuring Danny Trejo as Abraxas" |
10/27/26 |
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consuela adding abraxas to trinity, calling it the quaternity |
10/27/26 |
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Sisyphus pleading for the return of his boulder after reading chapter one |
10/27/26 |
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jerking in a circle w/ ur bros & last one to finish has to read consuela's book |
10/27/26 |
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Karlstack booed louder than Brady Tkachuk at Senators game |
10/27/26 |
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Phil Leotardo using Consuela book to muffle shot "Look! Only got to Abraxas!" |
10/27/26 |
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Weird MTV interstitial animations where hot babe read abraxian ontology to you |
10/27/26 |
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"But I *did* have breakfast today," Candace Owens shouts at you |
10/27/26 |
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singing "hermes of the threshold" to the tune of "bungle in the jungle" |
10/27/26 |
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*Consuela lights romantic candle* "So yah I wanted to keep it under 300 pages ;) |
10/27/26 |
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all future philosophy consists of footnotes to "on the crucifixion of opposites" |
10/27/26 |
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wife wants us to wear these this weekend |
10/27/26 |
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Trump: cease fire with Iran was a "waste of time" - video |
10/27/26 |
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My mom has a collection of self published books people give her and not flame |
10/27/26 |
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The School of Athens except Socrates has chosen hemlock over reading Consuela's |
10/27/26 |
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African child wearing "Hermes Of The Threshold Book Tour 2026" t-shirt |
10/27/26 |
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If MBTI, Big Five, or another mapping system provides an accurate somatic guide |
10/27/26 |
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pledge of allegiance author kicking himself for omitting "image of totality" |
10/27/26 |
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Ray Bradbury describing Fahrenheit 451 as "utopian parable" after seeing consuel |
10/27/26 |
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Kids at Consuela family Thanksgiving building fort out of his books |
10/27/26 |
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Alexandria librarian risking life to throw Consuela's book back into the fire |
10/27/26 |
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Meta fined $25B for spreading mis-, dis-, cis-, and piss-information |
10/27/26 |
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Concerned doctor referring to Benzo's fuckhole as the "Thrush Hold" |
10/27/26 |
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white knight banging on Chad’s door shrieking “are you individuating her in |
10/27/26 |
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Tommy t becoming hindutva unc & luis a khomeinist Iranian are cr character arcs |
10/27/26 |
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Consuela's car sitting on copies of his book after his tires get repo'd |
10/27/26 |
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Wow, son. A book. You wrote this? |
10/27/26 |
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Microsoft fires 27% of its employees |
10/27/26 |
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"Are we opposites? Because I have a cruci-fixation on you, haha" |
10/27/26 |
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Antiques appraiser examining Consuela's paperback through a jeweler's loupe |
10/27/26 |
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"See, I put an ouroboros on the cover bc it's Claude inputting "thoughts" into C |
10/27/26 |
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TMF and MND arrested for possession of peanut butter with intent |
10/27/26 |
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"How should I signal this is serious, not crankery? I know! An AI Ouroboros!" |
10/27/26 |
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Dixiecrat Senators reading Crucifixion of Opposites in anti-integration filibust |
10/27/26 |
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Founding Fathers adding fine print to 1st Amdt after u show them consuela's book |
10/27/26 |
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"Well, Hermes, maybe you can take the garbage across the threshold" |
10/27/26 |
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Consuela lugging massive, heavy mystery gift to office White Elephant exhange |
10/27/26 |
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don't run little free library consuela sees you |
10/27/26 |
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Saw XI: Jigsaw places Prots in 'crucifixion of opposites' trap for denying uncon |
10/27/26 |
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Boart almost dies and tonight boart is full of pure retarded shit |
10/27/26 |
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Metal Gear Solid 32X CD |
10/27/26 |
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Lord Ganesh has 8 arms so he can sacrifice each for Israel |
10/27/26 |
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thinking about leaving my old threads anonymous to trick my haters into bumping |
10/27/26 |
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