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What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" |
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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer |
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I can't find the thread where the car drives into Johnsmeyer's house |
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180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house |
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Jensen was once a Denny's dishwasher |
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Rate this diaper discussion |
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My "open marriage" isn't working out too well :-/ |
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Colonized in a Laplanchean sense |
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girlfriend wants to try sex where we roleplay as babies |
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UCA Football is 10-0, no one cares in LA lmfao |
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Realizing so many people I know are balding or fully bald |
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GF wants to try "daddy dialing" during sex |
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𝙉𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙖𝙮
🦍🍗🍉 |
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"There is no white-majority city over 1,000,000 population in the entire USA" |
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boolberry whale, taking questions |
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Bionic Eyes are probably the single most important goal for mankind rn |
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goddamnit ferengi you stupid bitch i told you those cookies were for The Penis |
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teens hosting "individuation parties" in sick jungian trend: |
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who told you that. michelle queef? |
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your hs gf on all fours, looking back at you: “individuate this, daddy” |
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If we gave NVIDIA to current CalTech students, could they run it themselves |
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Which gym workout for midlife crisis? |
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UCLA Football is 10-0, no one cares in LA lmfao |
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Had an American Beauty moment tonight |
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Cons won: Don Lemon gets 6 month sentence for being mean to Trump (link) |
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Everyone at Nvidia wants Jensen back |
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The Mellifluous Peking Attache |
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What are some good ways to "pad" an expense report for a business trip? |
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jesus, did jensen also fuck the NYT's wife or something? |
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Beatles songs if the Beatles were Chinese spies |
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Amazing report of road trip from Lubumbashi to Kinshasa |
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I really need to stop DRINKING... |
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Stupid bitch at work yelled "And then the brunch started dancing!" |
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All the things women are supposedly good at, Gay men are markedly superior |
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Shrew to brunch crew: "I invited some lawyers from online to join our brunch." |
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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180) |
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Huang80 |
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MY egg-sack. MY cloaca. MY gizzard-stone brunch vacation. |
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Barista seemed retarded. Turns out, he was, in fact, retarded. |
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Devastating, irrefutable proof that Doodikoff "lost the gen" |
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Insane amount of WMIF couples out today |
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rate these "sex rules" posted outside 3 college girls' apartment |
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Taking a break from my wife and children to rant about Trump on Facebook 24/7 |
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Would it be a good idea to go all in bitcoin? |
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"He's an extremely depressed autistic lawyer," she gushed to her besties |
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Surely now the Dems will do something about IBR tax bomb! |
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I've already depicted you as the gay Metaphysician and myself as the Empiricist |
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Realizing so many people I know are Jewish or fully Jew |
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Jennifer Love Hewitt |
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Birdshits SLAP Vivek then MSFT fails, FAA Fails, SpaceX Fails |
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how tf did gambling become normal/widespread/open seemingly over night |
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Cornell Seven |
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have any of you heard of Critical Systems Theory? |
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On Thursday, American lost screen time. On Friday, it was grounded. |
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ChatGPT thinks Jensen Huang is JEWISH |
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Jung Clicker (itch.io) |
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Jenseeeeeeen. You don’t have to put on the jacket. |
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The CEO of L3Harris, contractor for FAA, is literally named "BOBBY" |
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Asked Asian chick at work if she could "get the Chinese govt to hook me up" |
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TT, have you watched this history documentary? |
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I think I might give up on the belarus whore |
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Only a month left until the holiday work shut down |
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I'm taking my TALENTS to Guangzhou tomorrow... |
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4-loss Texas would qualify for the playoffs under a special rule no one knows |
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where can you buy the TOP GUN hat from workaholics |
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my 3dfx and DeLorean stocks are tanking |
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DFW terminal pauses to watch BigLawyer prepare transactional agreement during gr |
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“Don't take off your jacket," the chinese spy said as I set down my gpus. |
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Here's the result if the CIA doses your dad with LSD b/c he made bio-weapons |
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FizzKidd singing "Archdiocese" to the tune of "Come On Eileen" |
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AI Circular Financing |
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Computer prices are about to skyrocket for the next 2 years |
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Historically Significant Poaster taking questions |
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That domino meme with PHP exploit discovered -> NSAM permabanned |
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These events validate my schizophrenic paranoia, which is nice |
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Eerie voice on FAA frequency saying “Cons? Anyone?” |
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I’m looking for a forum populated by straight gay men |
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M Night Shyamalan's daughters with a TBF persona would easily seduce me TBH 😻 |
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Jensen Huang was banging another employee, place your bets on what race ITT |
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If grid crashes, we must transmit XO poasts by telegraph to a tickertape readout |
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Post your top 3 bass guitars ITT |
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Jensen Huang is the most likable tech CEO in US history and you know it |
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ok folks we're done doing computers it's not working out |
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Every opposing attorney is trying to settle before GTA 6 comes out |
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Will the grid make it to GTA 6? |
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Singing Hallmark card from 2021 had giant ram chip, worth $12,000 now (link) |
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Aslan singing Narnia into existence but it’s Rachmiel typing the 1st Backslash |
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Southern belle art hoe gamer gf goes by goys_of_sumter (online, mostly) |
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nsam post-ban in the tesseract, watching w horror as no one can hear him |
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Chip Kelly about to piss in Ryan Day's mouth |
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Farming so loud Colin Kaepernick stands his ass up for the national anthem |
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Nerds are NOT having a good year |
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New study: AI is significantly increasing the pace of AI research |
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WormWood (Netflix) was really enjoyable to watch |
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about to walk in a bar and ask if i left my credit card there. nervous as fuck |
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What did MPA stand for to begin with? Is this a Law Thing? |
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Hoobastank Serenades grounded flight passengers with acoustic "The Reason" |
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"It's like you lack a basic understanding of how HIV works" (Peterman to his dr) |
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Serious question: is it still poop if there's more cum than poop? |
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Youngbloodz - Ridin Thru Atlanta plays as scholarship walks up to “cookout” |
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ITT: We predict what NSAM will do with his free time now that he's banned |
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'Youngbloodz - Lane 2 Lane' plays as boner police picks up $17 pre-rolled joint |
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did we ever figure out what "bitch lasagna" was supposed to mean? |
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RATE my Norwood 0 and untrimmed fingernails |
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Youngbloodz - Presidential plays as Ricky practices c-walking in empty AirBnb |
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the US should bully the UK more |
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hold on mom i'm getting financial advice from a midget called poastradumbass |
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TT eating Bitch Lasagna and drinking Asian piss beer for dinner |
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Cheap data is great for Indians but not for India’s reputation |
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"only had to tell 26 lies to sell my plasma" (Peterman) |
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Trump's DHS Sec has a 2 year degree in PLUMBING |
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WH phone rings at 4am: Trump asking Biden if Amanda Hugankiss is home |
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Trump: "The DHS Secretary is Indian, I didn't know folks. He's fired now" |
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CNN: Trump blames the Wright Brothers for FAA Breakdown |
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was jung a kantian? archetype-as-such = noumenon? |
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* WH phone rings at 4am* *Biden answers “Ni Hao”* |
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Cornell buys entire 2L class new Silverados (insane video) |
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*WH phone rings at 4am* Trump answers with McD’s drive-thru headset |
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The bear studied Latin like the violin--because he liked it. |
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“Hit Me With Your Best Shot” plays as 7 truckers encircle Peterman & unzip |
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POLL: who has fucked more strange NYUuG or Jensen Huang |
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Soundgarden (feat Spaceporn)—Black Hole Son.MP3 |
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*WH phone rings at 4am* *Trump answers fully dressed in suit and tie* |
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sharklasers singing idly under his breath, “dream of categorification...” |
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Jensen's return will be legendary |
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"Even my monocle?" Peterman asked the repo man. "Especially your monocle." |
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Honeypot Honeypot oh honey honeypot honeypot |
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Kneeling on WWII vet grandpa's grave saying u lost your inheritance on boolberry |
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so we can expect critical systems to randomly fail for hours or even days |
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Careful bros; poaster just airdropped me 800 boolberry; now I owe $80k |
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"Even the jacket?", he mewled. "Especially the jacket" |
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That little Asian got a jacket made of leather That little Asian he's a billiona |
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Jensen's been a friend Yeah he's always been a good friend of mine But lately |
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RATE this college freshman painting LSU on her nude C cups |
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Jerry Sandusky daydreaming about 69ing with Joe Paterno |
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wtf another poaster just airdropped me 100 xrp |
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I wake up naturally at around 5 AM. No alarm. |
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Best day ever: copped a new iPhone 18 pro AND macbook M5 Air 32gb |
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Jensen I got your number, dialing Chinese spies, Jensen pls change your number |
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Whok's wife complaining she couldn't feel Shaq's cock up in her asshole |
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Jensen needed to go. This guy was easily corrupted by AZNgirl. |
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Reminder primarily for cowgod: I'm 6' 2" and a Norwood 0 with blonde hair and |
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Elon is working on trying to get Jensen reinstated |
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How do you guys do normal activities that risk visibility of scalp? (OYT) |
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Jensen and Trump teamed up to betray gamers |
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Secretary of Transportation seems like the worst big job in government |
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Sec. Mullin: "This is what the leadership of Trump looks like" |
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Why do Women love their rapists do much |
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Jensen Huang wore his leather jacket even while having sex (NYT) |
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Secret Service shaking Barron awake: "Your dad needs you to fix the cyber again |
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