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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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 |  | STICKY: Working through various display issues | 10/25/26 | (23) |
 |  | STICKY: Display issue might be related to being logged out | 10/25/26 | (11) |
 |  | STICKY: test | 10/25/26 | (30) |
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Offering flawless advice & solutions to ur problems *today* only! (AJiP) |
10/25/26 |
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Welcome New Poasters: Official AutoAdmit Open Registration Thread |
10/25/26 |
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XO offers a Reprieve |
10/25/26 |
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My favorite song is "Sandstorm" by Darude |
10/25/26 |
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summon: lex |
10/25/26 |
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Suspicious “return” of xo, feels like a CIA/NSA psyop |
10/25/26 |
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If I Bumped It by OJ Simpson |
10/25/26 |
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A lifetime of Scholarship lost like tears in rain |
10/25/26 |
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NIGGA |
10/25/26 |
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Black male ejaculate all over my gay white face. |
10/25/26 |
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No hair, no poasts: the 2026 xo lifestyle |
10/25/26 |
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20% of AZNS score > 170 SAT, only 10% of Birdshits |
10/25/26 |
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SELECT * FROM USERS; |
10/25/26 |
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Nathan Fielder’s AutoAdmit documentary “You Can’t See Anything” |
10/25/26 |
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okay this half-assed return is boring, taking a break |
10/25/26 |
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a barely functioning Web 1.0 board of gay autists, if you can keep it |
10/25/26 |
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This site still functions better than Elon's twitter |
10/25/26 |
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Going to start living a straight lifestyle |
10/25/26 |
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“I wish xo could be more like telegram” <monkey paw closes> |
10/25/26 |
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are we fucking back or what??? |
10/25/26 |
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cowgod used the outage to get a hair transplant in Turkey. |
10/25/26 |
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computers used to be way easier to operate |
10/25/26 |
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Engineering, champ |
10/25/26 |
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rach can you make me a mod |
10/25/26 |
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Jocko Molk and Loco Moco mashup Jocko Molko |
10/25/26 |
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Rach what Clique were you in in School |
10/25/26 |
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"If I could bump this, I would" |
10/25/26 |
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Rach is renovating xo into a modern Pizza Hut |
10/25/26 |
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Landlord found my dildo and thinks a girl is living with me, wants to 2x rent |
10/25/26 |
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We really need to be better about spreading racism on XO |
10/25/26 |
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tried to explain MPA to 3 people IRL during the outage but no one "got" it |
10/25/26 |
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Scientists discover autistic dolphin. It's probably Consuela. |
10/25/26 |
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STICKY: tsinah's lower back |
10/25/26 |
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rach made me a mod wtf. no more racism, sexism, or homophobia allowed now. |
10/25/26 |
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People with xo java can still reply to poasts |
10/25/26 |
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If you like xo, you can keep xo |
10/25/26 |
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a UFO wouldn’t just randomly appear like that |
10/25/26 |
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Rach please fix bug by Monday 9am eastern thank |
10/25/26 |
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fucking hanta-virus plague deer mice, I will fuck their shit up |
10/25/26 |
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"God damn display issues" sp mutters as his acorn retreats inward for winter |
10/25/26 |
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"Display issues could be here," he thought. |
10/25/26 |
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She started out so sweet, but she’s morphing into my ex wtf (MPA) |
10/25/26 |
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Yes πππ |
10/25/26 |
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Rach told me he was terrified of The Penis’s greatbort knockoff |
10/25/26 |
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Life raft of allaire forums users from 1998 appears on the horizon |
10/25/26 |
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If 9/11 happened today the rubble would be 90% those metal Stanley mugs |
10/25/26 |
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Wait, the site was down? Then what the hell have I been posting on since Friday? |
10/25/26 |
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lol just lol @ ectomorphs |
10/25/26 |
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"AutoAdmit? I'm rachmiel. Uh, you don't get to bump threads." |
10/25/26 |
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consuela wants to turn xo into a facebook-tier boomer politics shitslop board |
10/25/26 |
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So uh anyone want to chat about law |
10/25/26 |
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Drank so much fucking Jocko Molk during the outage |
10/25/26 |
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All I did was watch the 24/7 Tucker Carlson youtube channel during the outage |
10/25/26 |
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180 now that ai can do any math fags just go deeper in denial |
10/25/26 |
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xo is like 40 lines of code total. what's so hard to fix |
10/25/26 |
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My "By you" is empty...wait fuck |
10/25/26 |
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The taste of your own faeces on a strange penis. |
10/25/26 |
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"runners" are just weird fags |
10/25/26 |
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Herzog: poasters suffered injuries from chronic masturbation during the outage |
10/25/26 |
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Next iteration of xo will be limited to Morse code |
10/25/26 |
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rach makes stickies by including them in home.php |
10/25/26 |
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Server switches back on, backlog of niggerpoasts washes you away like a flood |
10/25/26 |
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Is it time yet? Is it ?????? ???? ???? |
10/25/26 |
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Test π¦ππ |
10/25/26 |
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NNNNNIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEE EERRRRRRRRRRR |
10/25/26 |
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Penis did you go outside at all and see the world of was it 4 days of LLMs? |
10/25/26 |
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Wish The Balls and The Hole were here to celebrate |
10/25/26 |
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STICKY: im gay and i love men |
10/25/26 |
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Mandatory Poaster Abstinence |
10/25/26 |
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Remember we couldn't bump threads made before 2012 lmao |
10/25/26 |
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Rach in Bane mask referring to this as "AutoAdmit Year Zero" |
10/25/26 |
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Put my retarded thoughts in a Google doc during the outage. |
10/25/26 |
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Saw a 5'6" kike with a yarmulke with an AZNgirl |
10/25/26 |
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Ice-T: “This one’s a real sicko. Did a thing called the playroom hotdog.” |
10/25/26 |
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Early voting among Republicans up 47%. Only 2% for dems. |
10/25/26 |
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Kiev is going to fall within three days (TBF) |
10/25/26 |
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display issues? i thought you said his gay tissues. |
10/25/26 |
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Claude solved the Poincaré-Euler-assfaggot conjecture |
10/25/26 |
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Trump Says He Doesn’t ‘Give A Damn’ About Gas Prices |
10/25/26 |
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My Persian fiance is complaining again, back to reading horror novels (MPA) |
10/25/26 |
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All those threads will be lost in time, like tears in rain |
10/25/26 |
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NYT: Three Days of Near Death as a Famous Message Boart Goes Down |
10/25/26 |
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if all those beautiful j shad threads are gone i'm gonna kms |
10/25/26 |
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teens |
10/25/26 |
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assfaggot pulls anal beads from megachurch girl's ass like a lawnmower |
10/25/26 |
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RE: your increased productivity last week |
10/25/26 |
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π¨rach open up registration, we have about 5 poasters leftπ¨ |
10/25/26 |
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AI avatar of colt referring to display issue as "hyperfractal po boy" |
10/25/26 |
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If you close your eyes and think about the sun it will fix display issue |
10/25/26 |
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xo probably got more poaster traffic while it was down than consuela's substack |
10/25/26 |
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did jung have anything to say about display issues |
10/25/26 |
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Sam Altman "I did that sticker" next to xo downtime chart |
10/25/26 |
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"awww sheeeit," boondocks tp says, "here we go again." |
10/25/26 |
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Big round Asian men with tears in their eyes saying ?thank you Rachmiel, sir? |
10/25/26 |
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rachmiel returning from pet sematary with padlocked hamster cage |
10/25/26 |
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Why can’t I change my moniker back? Anyway I have a story (Johnsmeyer) |
10/25/26 |
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I have literally had zero human interaction of any kind since XO went down |
10/25/26 |
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Thank you rach for fixing the board |
10/25/26 |
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Just woke up from a 3 day coma. Anything happen here? |
10/25/26 |
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If I could poast, I would, and if I respond, you know I would |
10/25/26 |
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Paging Computer Programmer Pradeep |
10/25/26 |
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We're in uncharted blank bump territory |
10/25/26 |
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massive php apocalypse |
10/25/26 |
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Wtf are yall whinging about, I have been megapoasting for a week, tons of 180s |
10/25/26 |
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I’m just not a very megaposting person, ok? |
10/25/26 |
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fine board. damn fine board. |
10/25/26 |
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1 weird trick to fix the autoadmit display issue itt |
10/25/26 |
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This whole situation reminds me of the State of Gaming |
10/25/26 |
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Giving away 100 SOL to the first 20 poasters in this thread |
10/25/26 |
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Lob friend thinks display issue might be related to being lobbed out |
10/25/26 |
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STICKY: my keyboard after xo loaded again |
10/25/26 |
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“Pull the plug” (MIG about his anal plug) |
10/25/26 |
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STICKY- Spaceprawn’s corner booth @ Comet Pizza |
10/25/26 |
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Xo going down is God’s wrath for saying he’s not all good (MIG) |
10/25/26 |
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RACH PLS DIAL INTO THE STAND UP MEETING |
10/25/26 |
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MIG loves The Penis because he loves the penis |
10/25/26 |
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Looks like Rach didn't get my 15 JIRA TICKETS |
10/25/26 |
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trump has negotiated peace in Ukraine. just a few display issues to work thru. |
10/25/26 |
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Anyone still want a BACKUP BORT? |
10/25/26 |
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The bort is back. Feel nothing. |
10/25/26 |
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Top Gun 3, Maverick: “I’m hot on a MIG’s ass” Control: “yeah but he li |
10/25/26 |
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Ready to settle down (43 year old tatted up leather skin nurse assistant) |
10/25/26 |
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Jaunty 1920s Harold Lloyd style college hijinks at the new poaster mixer |
10/25/26 |
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One set of footprints (Rach never reopened registration and ur the last poaster |
10/25/26 |
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Been stealing bags of leaves from my neighborhood. Ppl just leave them out |
10/25/26 |
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Wow this NSAM guy sucks ass (rachmiel) |
10/25/26 |
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rach, can you ban racism, sexism, and homophobia? |
10/25/26 |
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Whoooooookkkkkkkkkkkk |
10/25/26 |
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TT I friended you, you have to update x chat to be added to group |
10/25/26 |
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“I’m spaceporn jr!” the FBI agent said, buttcheeks spread. Whole office la |
10/25/26 |
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whoa |
10/25/26 |
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I’ll be posting comments on The Neo-Feudal Review until board is fixed |
10/25/26 |
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Tommy Turdskin joined his boyfriend nyuug in Valhalla. Veddy sad. |
10/25/26 |
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fuck now I have to go on living. going to chargeback noose purchase. (TT) |
10/25/26 |
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BIG outage update: There's a neuroscience Karlstack that made million$$$ |
10/25/26 |
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My piss still stinks |
10/25/26 |
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Back, Fuckers! |
10/25/26 |
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Going to be a millionaire in 2026. Feel nothing (benzo) |
10/25/26 |
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They've been giving out harness resets like crazy |
10/25/26 |
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looks like all of tsinah's racist internet history has been nuked |
10/25/26 |
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Franken-hamster smells terrible, but running faster than ever |
10/25/26 |
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The Penis loves MIG because he thinks it’s a superior fighter jet |
10/25/26 |
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Hey rach, fyi you cant see replies when you scroll down a thread |
10/25/26 |
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Longer than you think, Rach. Longer than you think! |
10/25/26 |
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Stock market down 0.2% today, am in total panic (Tommy) |
10/25/26 |
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Rach came back from getting cigarettes!!! |
10/25/26 |
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Wife complained and nitpicked whole time during sex, could barely stay hard |
10/25/26 |
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Doing a reset, I love white people now (Tommy) |
10/25/26 |
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17hr pork shoulder smoke at 225, no TX crunch. Fuck libs. |
10/25/26 |
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Next board iteration will be limited to 3 word subjects maximum |
10/25/26 |
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