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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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 |  | STICKY: Working through various display issues | 10/25/26 | (33) |
| | STICKY: test | 10/25/26 | (32) |
| | STICKY: Display issue might be related to being logged out | 10/25/26 | (12) |
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RE: your increased productivity last week |
10/25/26 |
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“We never thought the prostitution ring would be one guy” silhouetted FBI ag |
10/25/26 |
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The penalty for treason against the new board is death |
10/25/26 |
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my gf sent me a photo of her poop in the shape of a smily face lol (gunnerattt) |
10/25/26 |
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since full posts exist underneath the blank space can someone vibecode a fix? |
10/25/26 |
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people on reddit sure seem sensitive today |
10/25/26 |
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just a sec guys his harness is gonna fetch it for you |
10/25/26 |
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holy fuck tomorrow is Day 1 of 5 of JSON LLM AI STRUCTURED RESPONSES |
10/25/26 |
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Is Whok still a cuck homosexual with a beach ball gut and moobs? |
10/25/26 |
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they are deleting our posts |
10/25/26 |
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7.25 -- Respond to retards re: open registration |
10/25/26 |
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“He did WHAT to that child?!” bellowed the managing partner & Emroch&Kidlove |
10/25/26 |
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They're like "emotional replies" babe, you can't read them |
10/25/26 |
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I’ve heard a bunch of people in court wondering if registration will be opened |
10/25/26 |
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Issues with various displays |
10/25/26 |
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This site still functions better than Elon's twitter |
10/25/26 |
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“So you came back to die with your message board” |
10/25/26 |
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So uh anyone want to chat about law |
10/25/26 |
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peterman died as he lived: his head in a toilet and a butthole full of jizz |
10/25/26 |
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“what’s that pic of?” “It’s the Atlanta Dream winning their first WNBA |
10/25/26 |
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Really wish I had changed to a better moniker before the site crash... |
10/25/26 |
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Taking Qs on CFB, ZOOMER GFs, Etc... (RSF) |
10/25/26 |
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ever take a shit so good i grab it with ur bare hands |
10/25/26 |
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are we fucking back or what??? |
10/25/26 |
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She started out so sweet, but she’s morphing into my ex wtf (MPA) |
10/25/26 |
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STICKY: tsinah's lower back |
10/25/26 |
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NYT: Three Days of Near Death as a Famous Message Boart Goes Down |
10/25/26 |
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blackpeoplelikeporchchopsbecause
theyareshapedlikeafrica |
10/25/26 |
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timestamps for when bort went down and came back? |
10/25/26 |
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SP here. If I poast weird rape shit about my son, it's true. |
10/25/26 |
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peterman and TSINAH's wrestling match escalating to anal in 30 secs |
10/25/26 |
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Has sex with 12 men in Atlanta this weekend. Not a single one voting for "Ossoff |
10/25/26 |
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I’m honestly so excited about the open registration revival we’re about to h |
10/25/26 |
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why does rach have so much trouble with "databases" |
10/25/26 |
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Put my retarded thoughts in a Google doc during the outage. |
10/25/26 |
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Kenny’s reckless Asian driving represents 100% of his PI case flow |
10/25/26 |
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Nathan Fielder’s AutoAdmit documentary “You Can’t See Anything” |
10/25/26 |
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So what did you do those three days you were dead? |
10/25/26 |
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STICKY: Kenny is insane |
10/25/26 |
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Consuela's attacks on Rach: Jew on Jew crime |
10/25/26 |
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I heard poasters without xo java can't even bump poasts |
10/25/26 |
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summon: lex |
10/25/26 |
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Now that the board is back, I can stop writing Abbott & Costello gay fan-fiction |
10/25/26 |
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“Needs more cum” benzo mumbled in a bath filled with all cum, no water |
10/25/26 |
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Xo is a ship shot through w missiles & cannons, rach applying bandaids |
10/25/26 |
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only if cowshit knew how much he sucked |
10/25/26 |
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One set of footprints (Rach never reopened registration and ur the last poaster |
10/25/26 |
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search isn't working |
10/25/26 |
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Joe Rogan Experience #2570 - Mystery Boys are my best friends |
10/25/26 |
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a barely functioning Web 1.0 board of gay autists, if you can keep it |
10/25/26 |
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STICKY: Working On Charging Goy Poasters A Subscription Fee |
10/25/26 |
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A younger bro is 33% more likely to be gay than average man |
10/25/26 |
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STICKY: Working through daddy issues |
10/25/26 |
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Here's how to blank bump guys |
10/25/26 |
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Ordered pizza without soda; owner seemed pissed |
10/25/26 |
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Big Changes: 60 Character Poasts |
10/25/26 |
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I go away for a week and come back to THIS |
10/25/26 |
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Rach thx for fixing before the election, we’re gonna go NUTS! |
10/25/26 |
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5th incarnation of the bort and yet |
10/25/26 |
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Rach came back from getting cigarettes!!! |
10/25/26 |
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Black male ejaculate all over my gay white face. |
10/25/26 |
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anyone go to any good weddings this weekend? |
10/25/26 |
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I was high ranked on yahoo pool, FYI |
10/25/26 |
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“First one to bump a poast gets to stay on my message board” |
10/25/26 |
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“Rach told me board was fixed” “Funny, he told me something similar” |
10/25/26 |
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Should I train Jiu Jitsu and do Weed and start a Podcast |
10/25/26 |
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“But this board is broken, u can’t even blank bump” “Then why are you pe |
10/25/26 |
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Stopping by to say I love adult women so much |
10/25/26 |
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Offering flawless advice & solutions to ur problems *today* only! (AJiP) |
10/25/26 |
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Joe Rogan is my idol |
10/25/26 |
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🚨 Open Registration Orientation 🚨 |
10/25/26 |
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STICKY: THIS WEBSITE HAS AIDS |
10/25/26 |
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Watching Joe Rogan for the first time in years. Immediately wanna do dude weed |
10/25/26 |
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The bort is a bit wonky |
10/25/26 |
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Peru has a POWERFUL AZNPussy as POTUS |
10/25/26 |
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dude weed | DMT elves | elk meat |
10/25/26 |
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“I wish xo could be more like telegram” <monkey paw closes> |
10/25/26 |
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"There's a thread." Bane: "So show me its body." |
10/25/26 |
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NIGGA |
10/25/26 |
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“Let’s not stand on ceremony here….Mr. Cohen” |
10/25/26 |
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No hair, no poasts: the 2026 xo lifestyle |
10/25/26 |
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Suspicious “return” of xo, feels like a CIA/NSA psyop |
10/25/26 |
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Jewish Penis |
10/25/26 |
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alias.php crashing on the server |
10/25/26 |
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🚨🚨🚨 BENZO IS BACK IN JAIL 🚨🚨🚨 |
10/25/26 |
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Top Gun 3, Maverick: “I’m hot on a MIG’s ass” Control: “yeah but he li |
10/25/26 |
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Wait, the site was down? Then what the hell have I been posting on since Friday? |
10/25/26 |
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Jews: TRUMP IS GOING TO WAR, HE'S GOING TO BOMB IRAN!!! |
10/25/26 |
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All white Lakers annihilated niggerlover Epahs Warriors lmao |
10/25/26 |
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Change Username doesnt work at all |
10/25/26 |
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Metaphysics is trans |
10/25/26 |
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could write a tampermonkey script to fix this shit faster than rach |
10/25/26 |
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Jocko Molk Protein Shake Vanilla Drink ASMR |
10/25/26 |
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Trying out Jocko Mölk Protein Powder to keep my mornings strong and my nutritio |
10/25/26 |
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XO offers a Reprieve |
10/25/26 |
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Dave Portnoy reviews Jocko Molk |
10/25/26 |
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Just fixed the 56k modem (rach) |
10/25/26 |
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fix the damn http redirects |
10/25/26 |
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http:autoadmit.com |
10/25/26 |
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This is mig tp btw. It doesn’t let me change my monitor. I’m gay and love Ju |
10/25/26 |
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(((PHP))) |
10/25/26 |
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That's not a cock. THIS is a cock. -- Paul Hogan to Barbaro in HELL |
10/25/26 |
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drinking Jocko Molk while watching another scam artist fleece Shawn Ryan |
10/25/26 |
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computers used to be way easier to operate |
10/25/26 |
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Welcome New Poasters: Official AutoAdmit Open Registration Thread |
10/25/26 |
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My favorite song is "Sandstorm" by Darude |
10/25/26 |
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If I Bumped It by OJ Simpson |
10/25/26 |
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A lifetime of Scholarship lost like tears in rain |
10/25/26 |
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20% of AZNS score > 170 SAT, only 10% of Birdshits |
10/25/26 |
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SELECT * FROM USERS; |
10/25/26 |
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okay this half-assed return is boring, taking a break |
10/25/26 |
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Going to start living a straight lifestyle |
10/25/26 |
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cowgod used the outage to get a hair transplant in Turkey. |
10/25/26 |
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Engineering, champ |
10/25/26 |
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rach can you make me a mod |
10/25/26 |
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Jocko Molk and Loco Moco mashup Jocko Molko |
10/25/26 |
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Rach what Clique were you in in School |
10/25/26 |
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"If I could bump this, I would" |
10/25/26 |
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Rach is renovating xo into a modern Pizza Hut |
10/25/26 |
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Landlord found my dildo and thinks a girl is living with me, wants to 2x rent |
10/25/26 |
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We really need to be better about spreading racism on XO |
10/25/26 |
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tried to explain MPA to 3 people IRL during the outage but no one "got" it |
10/25/26 |
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Scientists discover autistic dolphin. It's probably Consuela. |
10/25/26 |
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rach made me a mod wtf. no more racism, sexism, or homophobia allowed now. |
10/25/26 |
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People with xo java can still reply to poasts |
10/25/26 |
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If you like xo, you can keep xo |
10/25/26 |
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a UFO wouldn’t just randomly appear like that |
10/25/26 |
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Rach please fix bug by Monday 9am eastern thank |
10/25/26 |
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fucking hanta-virus plague deer mice, I will fuck their shit up |
10/25/26 |
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"God damn display issues" sp mutters as his acorn retreats inward for winter |
10/25/26 |
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"Display issues could be here," he thought. |
10/25/26 |
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Yes 💜💜💜 |
10/25/26 |
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Rach told me he was terrified of The Penis’s greatbort knockoff |
10/25/26 |
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Life raft of allaire forums users from 1998 appears on the horizon |
10/25/26 |
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If 9/11 happened today the rubble would be 90% those metal Stanley mugs |
10/25/26 |
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lol just lol @ ectomorphs |
10/25/26 |
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"AutoAdmit? I'm rachmiel. Uh, you don't get to bump threads." |
10/25/26 |
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consuela wants to turn xo into a facebook-tier boomer politics shitslop board |
10/25/26 |
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Drank so much fucking Jocko Molk during the outage |
10/25/26 |
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All I did was watch the 24/7 Tucker Carlson youtube channel during the outage |
10/25/26 |
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180 now that ai can do any math fags just go deeper in denial |
10/25/26 |
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xo is like 40 lines of code total. what's so hard to fix |
10/25/26 |
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My "By you" is empty...wait fuck |
10/25/26 |
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The taste of your own faeces on a strange penis. |
10/25/26 |
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"runners" are just weird fags |
10/25/26 |
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Herzog: poasters suffered injuries from chronic masturbation during the outage |
10/25/26 |
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Next iteration of xo will be limited to Morse code |
10/25/26 |
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rach makes stickies by including them in home.php |
10/25/26 |
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Server switches back on, backlog of niggerpoasts washes you away like a flood |
10/25/26 |
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Is it time yet? Is it ?????? ???? ???? |
10/25/26 |
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