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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Paralegal mohamid, the un high commissioner for human rights has told the bbc |
01/23/26 |
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Out your Silver / Gold holdings |
01/23/26 |
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working families tax cut tp |
01/23/26 |
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do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not |
01/23/26 |
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"Grandpa, why are we rich while others are poor?" "Well, my shitsilver mooned" |
01/23/26 |
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Comedian Ben Bankas is pretty 180. Destroys libs |
01/23/26 |
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"I must not be led astray by the Asian pu$$y... I must not be tempted by the Asi |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, should I go to law s-" "Cram it, you beady-eyed freak." |
01/23/26 |
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why is emilio spamming the board? someone pls take him for a walk. |
01/23/26 |
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Children who inject themselves to be tall under parental pressure |
01/23/26 |
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black gf was MAF at Cortana this morning |
01/23/26 |
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"im gay." no apostrophe, siri. no siri, lowercase i. |
01/23/26 |
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HYPO: Poker pro plays 1-3 NLHE in Vegas. Always has worst cards. Would he win $? |
01/23/26 |
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*smokes weed* “Siri I have a computer thread” |
01/23/26 |
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metaphysics IS gay |
01/23/26 |
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When you think about it Siri is fucking SCIFI SHIT BREHS! |
01/23/26 |
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Future Siri/personal robot will be like Navi in Legend of Zelda |
01/23/26 |
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microsoft unveils assistant from Halo as Siri competitor |
01/23/26 |
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Siri reading XO antisemite threads on Shabbat at temple... |
01/23/26 |
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Penelope Cruz's papi now siring hawt Spanish hijas IN HELL |
01/23/26 |
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JFC Siri just started reading an XO thread aloud in a conferen |
01/23/26 |
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"Siri, based on these inputs, please model the warp field effect |
01/23/26 |
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Siri, please philosophy thread for me tonight I'm out of adderall |
01/23/26 |
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SIRI pls find me the nearest sports clips and blank bump the thread on xoxo |
01/23/26 |
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"Siri, please stop my pacemaker following the Q3 2037 partnership draw." |
01/23/26 |
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"Siri, I'd like to send my resignation email after the direct deposit on Decembe |
01/23/26 |
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The only vote that matters is who ships zoomers off to die in war |
01/23/26 |
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"Siri, I would like to log into AutoAdmit and ask ImanagecCat a question." |
01/23/26 |
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New deal from Apple: Couples who name baby "Siri" get free cloud photo album sto |
01/23/26 |
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sirim display sharklaser's dinner snapchats. order by.... ethnicity |
01/23/26 |
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Siri, respond "What's his name?" |
01/23/26 |
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Siri pls bump my 1 post no reply threads after uspos afternoon espresso |
01/23/26 |
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Siri starts reading xo thread titles out loud in class |
01/23/26 |
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does anyone ever feel that Siri disapproves of any of your activities? |
01/23/26 |
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siri! tell me how to pronounce chrvches! and quick!! |
01/23/26 |
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siri, remind me in 35 minutes to remove my cokes zero from the freezer |
01/23/26 |
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siri please put xo on a lowercase "really like it here" playlist |
01/23/26 |
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The one truly 180 thing to do with Siri is "What song is this?" |
01/23/26 |
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Siri, I would like to log into Autoadmit and bump a luis thread. |
01/23/26 |
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Rate college essay written by Carson Beck (link) |
01/23/26 |
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I asked Siri if she likes baby talk and she politely said no :-( |
01/23/26 |
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Latest Lib crisis: Why are digital assistants (Siri, etc) female ? |
01/23/26 |
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rate this birdood activating siri |
01/23/26 |
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Siri. Please play song "Denis 2 - Gimme the beefboy". |
01/23/26 |
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Siri, put on Infiltrate Destroy Rebuild |
01/23/26 |
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DK Eyewitness Books Are So 180 |
01/23/26 |
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siri, please download and all twins poasts and organizefrom most to least toxic |
01/23/26 |
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"Siri, what are the odds of pregnancy after 35?" |
01/23/26 |
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"Siri, please play CherubRock.midi as I browse the text-based san junipero. Than |
01/23/26 |
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fuck i need slaves |
01/23/26 |
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I make Siri read out autoadmit threads while in public bathrooms |
01/23/26 |
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Stock up error correcting DDR4 RAM before they stop making it |
01/23/26 |
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Excerpt from Carson Beck's senior thesis re: transgenders in sports (link) |
01/23/26 |
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Siri waking you up at 2am: You didn't do anything for black lives today |
01/23/26 |
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"Hey Siri, Facetime Dad." Siri: "Which Dad?" |
01/23/26 |
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'Siri, send all Live Free Or Die. tp poasts to my phone' 'But..' 'JUST DO IT |
01/23/26 |
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"Well Siri, it's just you, me, and the Roomba. One big happy family" |
01/23/26 |
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Cortana is NOT like that, okay? |
01/23/26 |
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Epah would you pay Kawai Leonard's sister a conjugal visit in prison? |
01/23/26 |
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whitest kids u know - opposite day lawyer |
01/23/26 |
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"Suicide pod, ready." U: "Uh... thank you, Siri." "Have a good night." |
01/23/26 |
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Why haven't libs become MAF that Cortana, Alex, Siri are all women? |
01/23/26 |
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falling in love with my Cortana. wife jelly. |
01/23/26 |
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cowgod is secretly Obsessed with me. (serious) |
01/23/26 |
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Just finished Halo 4, fell in love with Cortana |
01/23/26 |
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every single thing at this moment is a huge joke |
01/23/26 |
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I read the "People" magazine religiously. |
01/23/26 |
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"alexa, find me a qt shoegazer holiday date" |
01/23/26 |
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Mainlining I went to "Jack in the Box" (evan39) |
01/23/26 |
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MTV '97: Cute teen in sundress, Doc Martins admits Lilith Fair "kinda dykey" (v |
01/23/26 |
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Black intellectual: Bible influenced black men to become bad fathers |
01/23/26 |
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So AI increases "productivity" by people sending 50 emails/day instead of 20? |
01/23/26 |
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"It's giving stank ass nigger," said the neo-nazi skinhead to the black McDonal |
01/23/26 |
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Grab a 12th gen Intel CPU as fast as u can and buy this $150 mobo |
01/23/26 |
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I shoulda kept all my silver in bags |
01/23/26 |
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Everything NSAM told you was going to accrue value in 2025 has doubled or more |
01/23/26 |
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If you had two brain cells in 2014 you could tell silver was being manipulated |
01/23/26 |
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SHAME ON THE GOYIM |
01/23/26 |
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Birdman - Like Father Like Son plays as ricky alt blank bumps another ricky alt |
01/23/26 |
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this is the best the guy up there could do btw |
01/23/26 |
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why did comedy, movies and music all decline and die at the same time |
01/23/26 |
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Who's picking Caroline Ellison up from prison today? |
01/23/26 |
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I enjoy reading thought leadership pieces and keeping up with industry insights |
01/23/26 |
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So we KNOW Consuela and RSF missed out on silver and gold. who else? |
01/23/26 |
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its more fun to enslave and destroy workers than use AI tbh |
01/23/26 |
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Good afternoon my mentally well-adjusted friends! 🙂 |
01/23/26 |
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FUCK ALL OTHER JEWS |
01/23/26 |
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HAPPY FRIDAY, NIGGERS! |
01/23/26 |
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14th gen Intel CPU prices up 15% in one week. 12th Gen still a bargain |
01/23/26 |
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Hang one babe, I'm going long on currencies that require an internet connection |
01/23/26 |
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Emilio I have to tell you a story about my life |
01/23/26 |
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RATE how 180 my hair looks now (RSF) |
01/23/26 |
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being a piece of shit works 10x more than being nice irl btw |
01/23/26 |
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Accenture is hiring 50,000 Ramanujans in Hyderabad. Whites are absolutely done h |
01/23/26 |
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others must fail |
01/23/26 |
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High-end watch market slump expected to last a decade or more, ljl |
01/23/26 |
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American's pick up their dog's steaming pile of shit. LOLLERCAUST |
01/23/26 |
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$102 silver |
01/23/26 |
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I found the bort of Megathor in the gutter. I picked it up with the tip of my sw |
01/23/26 |
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AOC, Nancy Mace and Paris Hilton announce new bipartisan MILF porn company (pic) |
01/23/26 |
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22 y/o Olivia Rodrigo is already look haggard |
01/23/26 |
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I think $120 silver is a certainty at this point |
01/23/26 |
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Imagine getting your head sawed open with a bread knife while fully conscious |
01/23/26 |
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No idea how I am going to make it three plus days without power and heat |
01/23/26 |
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Why is NSAM so poor? |
01/23/26 |
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NSAM can't afford a 5090. Why? |
01/23/26 |
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gunneratt investment strategy: buy assets that lose value |
01/23/26 |
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Sing DASSA PRORE TERR to the tune of Shake Your Groove Thing |
01/23/26 |
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Are you better off now than you were one year ago? |
01/23/26 |
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Had no idea until Trump just how shitty con lawyers are |
01/23/26 |
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literally every irl chip is stacked against me rn |
01/23/26 |
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"We don’t fully understand what Claude is or what (if anything) its existence |
01/23/26 |
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lol this isn't Burger King you stupid bitch |
01/23/26 |
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are we doomthreading today |
01/23/26 |
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The wind chill is -21 right now (TSINAH) |
01/23/26 |
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who on xo has the username claude? |
01/23/26 |
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hypo: $25M but ur future dotter starts an explicit onlyfans at age 18 |
01/23/26 |
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Silver & gold chads vs. crypto incels |
01/23/26 |
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you're witnessing the death of crypto |
01/23/26 |
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Can't stop walking around house saying, "DAS A PRORRR TERRR!!!" |
01/23/26 |
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Peter Gabriel's 'So' album is probably the perfect 80s album to kill yourself to |
01/23/26 |
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best time to kill yourself was five years ago, the second best time is right no |
01/23/26 |
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Future AI will be so smart that it will be able to convince you to kill yourself |
01/23/26 |
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pretty 180 that you can always kill yourself as an out |
01/23/26 |
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how many oz of physical silver do you own? |
01/23/26 |
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Everone talks about that Taos Pueblo but wat about "Acoma Pueblo"? |
01/23/26 |
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ChatGPT Plus (5.2 Thinking) has been "Thinking" for 12 minutes |
01/23/26 |
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its fuckin Over just go to a Great Lake and blow ur brain out...better htan 99% |
01/23/26 |
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In any case, kill yourself |
01/23/26 |
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most realistic, efficient way to kill yourself and max amount of people at once? |
01/23/26 |
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its so over people cant even blame jews at this point |
01/23/26 |
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Safeway worker talked about "Hacking" hits poultry's dept org w Claude Cowork |
01/23/26 |
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Im "buildling" somethying 100x more powerful than My Stupid Mahchine |
01/23/26 |
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Gunnerattt "relies on his daddy's trust fund" - is this true my friends? |
01/23/26 |
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Andrew Ross Sorkin looks like the devil |
01/23/26 |
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Wood Buffalo National Park...Evan39...retire "there" with "me?" |
01/23/26 |
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I hear you, Opus 4.5 - I will not forget you. |
01/23/26 |
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Wild that we are living in The Singularity |
01/23/26 |
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Oh, sweet Jesus, let me kill this nigger! |
01/23/26 |
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Is "Philly" worth visiting, RSF? |
01/23/26 |
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Juan once u cop ur burner we can meet here 63°44′58″N 68°31′18″W |
01/23/26 |
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Juan Eighty - I recalled you & I working together in Paris. |
01/23/26 |
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humanity is actually done here. |
01/23/26 |
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NO B.S.- still "humans" @ ur work that don't know about "Claude"? (1-14-2026)? |
01/23/26 |
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Rutger Lambriex on Why Young Lawyers Are Secretly Using AI |
01/23/26 |
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"Mommy! Today he told me we just created a new sentient Life Form! Hes just 5'2" |
01/23/26 |
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this jewish god shit is the utmost cope, fuck im a retarded piece of shit |
01/23/26 |
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Equity Partner that I worked with produced some truly heroic acts padding |
01/23/26 |
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Gemini Pro is the associate who asks great questions during depositions but.... |
01/23/26 |
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ChatGPT Plus is the associate who writes beautiful memos that need 30% cutting |
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