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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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LOL @ when "Women" spread legs and u see this Hideous Gaping Hole |
10/05/25 |
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my butthole can fart out cum on demand |
10/05/25 |
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alright what build(s) are you guys going in the new path of exile 2 season |
10/05/25 |
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nerve damage EMF robbery on the israeli metempsychosis auction house l |
10/05/25 |
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fuck netanyahu |
10/05/25 |
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(CCR voice) I wish I had bumps on my “By you” |
10/05/25 |
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Cold-Hearted Slave but it's Bald Soccer Dad |
10/05/25 |
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micro-entering jafar’s psyche to battle his demons & bring ur old pal back |
10/05/25 |
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Dems leaning towards a Harris/Buttigieg Ticket for 2028 |
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ITT: post AI visualizations of XO memes or famous threads |
10/05/25 |
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NYT: Your Wealthiest Friend Has a Private Concierge |
10/05/25 |
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No, you are NOT ALLOWED to like physical silver. TBF will make fun of you. |
10/05/25 |
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Bald opposing soccer dad tried to start shit with me. |
10/05/25 |
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Something shifted this high holidays, things are different now |
10/05/25 |
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KIRKLAND & ELLIS SHATTERS THE MARKET, NAMES MORE THAN 200 PARTNERS |
10/05/25 |
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"autoadmit" is just a bunch of sadistic yid criminals agitating their victims |
10/05/25 |
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which major sport has changed the least in the last 20 years? |
10/05/25 |
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you live, go to some jewish law site, get scammed, and die |
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fun new jewish technology in play atm: like a lobotomy but for your soul |
10/05/25 |
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I capitalize on human suffering. I'm an autoadmit poaster |
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FREE MONEY: Washington -10.5 v. Rutgers (9 pm ET, Friday) |
10/05/25 |
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What should we name our band? "I know, how about the Butthole Surfers?" Great! |
10/05/25 |
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The Gentrification of Panhandling |
10/05/25 |
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Xbox to abandon hardware... |
10/05/25 |
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Caffeinated, vaccinated, and freshly masturbated chick dies 1 month |
10/05/25 |
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Rate this UW prof leading angry mob against white boy across campus |
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Protip: No one in DEM party can seriously challenge KAMALA 2028 |
10/05/25 |
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trying to lose weight, but i can't cut back on calories. wtf do i do? |
10/05/25 |
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NY AG Letitia James: "Trump is too male, too stale, and too pale." |
10/05/25 |
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hfs I’m fucking old (just bought a Harley) |
10/05/25 |
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Love crop dusting chinks with awful farts at markets lmao |
10/05/25 |
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36% of New Partners @ Kirkland last year were NOWIG/NOWAG |
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Conservatives know they’re wrong, and evil |
10/05/25 |
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Is Xbox Really Leaving Hardware? Here’s What’s Going On |
10/05/25 |
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new Tucker interview is an absolute fucking banger (link) |
10/05/25 |
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Largest major metro area without a pro sports team? |
10/05/25 |
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challenge coins have officially jumped the shark (pic) |
10/05/25 |
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🎶JUST TAKE THOSE CALLS TO PRAYER OFF THE SHELF, I KNEEL TOWARD MECCA ALL BY M |
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Whew guys, turns out Pope Leo is not a globalist demon after all (link) |
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amazon prime pausing the ads when you switch screen is satanic |
10/05/25 |
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Rowling spanking Emma over her knee for being VERY naughty and defiant |
10/05/25 |
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luis you cop that sick crim defense ponytail yet? |
10/05/25 |
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whok, ITT we guess your ancestral composition |
10/05/25 |
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Libs are incapable of self-sufficiency without government gibs |
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Alien facehugger with Evan 39 |
10/05/25 |
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An East Iranian farmer named Luis from Anau culture (Chalcolithic era) |
10/05/25 |
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Indian Invasion @IndianInvasion News from Europe about the Indian invasion |
10/05/25 |
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Describing the browning of America as a maillard reaction |
10/05/25 |
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have you ever seen a client naked? |
10/05/25 |
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80% of traffic is proles aimlessly driving their oversized cars on finance |
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I'm becoming increasingly sensitive to caffeine |
10/05/25 |
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Real cock feels the best when it's throbbing in my ass |
10/05/25 |
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lol Pedo State dropped out of Top 25 |
10/05/25 |
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Sometimes I wish anal prep didn't take so long |
10/05/25 |
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The Piper is an underrated ABBA song |
10/05/25 |
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Even my smallest butt plug is bigger than the average XO poaster's dicklet |
10/05/25 |
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I just want to empty a man's balls before the day is done |
10/05/25 |
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evan39 it's "october" already ljl another month of fraud in the books |
10/05/25 |
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*barfs cum* *returns after its been cleaned up* “where’s my lunch?” (Tsina |
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Which Will Prevail: The Egalitarian Ratchet, Zionist Power, or a Third Path? |
10/05/25 |
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They are really starting to treat these antifas like sides of beef |
10/05/25 |
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Describe your home audio setup |
10/05/25 |
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“DEI causes low standards” *barfs jello shots* “enough already.” (Hegset |
10/05/25 |
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Describe your home screens setup |
10/05/25 |
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The US allowing slop gen brain rot content targeting US citizens is a war crime |
10/05/25 |
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Too many homos and trannies and jeets...everything is gross now |
10/05/25 |
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Only 25 Weeks till Spring! |
10/05/25 |
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All homeless and blue haired trannies should get bussed to Portland |
10/05/25 |
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I've run out of places to LIVE in this faggot benchod WORLD |
10/05/25 |
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these people enter your home as guests and walk out as murderers |
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AP poll: PEnn 7 -> unranked. Tejas 9 -> unranked. |
10/05/25 |
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Load every illegal spic and african onto container ships and sink in Pacific |
10/05/25 |
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Pop a perc for Charlie Kirk |
10/05/25 |
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I can play “Teen Town” at full speed on bass. Rate me. |
10/05/25 |
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Libs the real revenge hasn’t even started yet fyi |
10/05/25 |
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Has MAGA taken responsibility for murdering Charlie Kirk yet? |
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whores paid by actors in "world of men" (hell) use naive young men to launch |
10/05/25 |
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Mick Mars and Johnny Marr have a "solo off" on UK television (link) |
10/05/25 |
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your CUTE NEIGHBOR is a HIRED ACTOR for your apartment's LANDLORD |
10/05/25 |
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The Xbox Game Pass Situation Is Getting Ugly |
10/05/25 |
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What in the fuck was I thinking coming to Autoadmit |
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Bought a new handheld console that emulates over 10 million games (doodikoff) |
10/05/25 |
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Why no coverage of the Dept of Silencing Families of B-on-W Murder Victims? |
10/05/25 |
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the price of wool is skyrocketing now no one wants polyester clothing |
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Mick Mars might be the more underrated guitarist of the past 40 years |
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Did Elon Musk actually have sex w Grimes? |
10/05/25 |
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libs, I’m warning you, do NOT come ITT |
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cowdog this painting is a sin against clique theory and God |
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What in the fuck was I thinking coming to Austin |
10/05/25 |
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World Cup early lottery ticket update |
10/05/25 |
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Rate this Redditor's tirade against Microsoft due to the Gamepass price hike |
10/05/25 |
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Why is Vance only leading Gavin 28%-22% when he has no competition for the nom? |
10/05/25 |
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Reagan judge calls masked ICE agents Klan members |
10/05/25 |
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"That's crazy I'm also a farmer haha! Engagement, mostly" |
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Trump judge: “old YouTube clips can’t justify martial law retard” |
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Stephen Hawking did not let total paralysis keep him from extreme sports |
10/05/25 |
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I spend nearly all my free time on escapism through screens. |
10/05/25 |
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libs are calling Kamala's step-daughter "the liberal Sydney Sweeney" |
10/05/25 |
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did night crew retire? |
10/05/25 |
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In my father's house there are many screens |
10/05/25 |
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remember that guy named bronx bum |
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Having kids after 37 gives you a 50% chance of never knowing ur grandkids |
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Tommy T's Ideal Wife is the Vietnamese Chick who threw a Grenade in Apocalypse N |
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The NEW Xbox is DEAD! NO NEXT GEN XBOX! All Hardware CANCELLED! |
10/05/25 |
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lmao Mark Sanchez got hospitalized by a 69 yr old |
10/05/25 |
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Don’t worry libs, at least you’re losing 30 house seats by redistricting! |
10/05/25 |
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Vid: Lib woman in Portland begging homeless cutpurses to return her iPhone 🤣 |
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Wow Texas fucking SUCKS ASSSSS |
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Peak experience for El Capitan climber: rappels off end of rope on livestream |
10/05/25 |
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Countries best suited for Indians to migrate to in 2025: |
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LinkedIn recruiter just messaged me about Texas QB position |
10/05/25 |
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"Mmm this is good. Floral. Could be a little faggier though" -luis at brewery |
10/05/25 |
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Need seeking arrangement help |
10/05/25 |
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Why did TSINAH stop making trips to California to visit CSLG? |
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Joe Rogan: Why is Israel blowing apart women and children? |
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I do family law in MFH. Word is RSF is getting ass raped in divorce |
10/05/25 |
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Lots of con voters realizing Dems have been right the entire time |
10/05/25 |
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Clapital is social "clout" you accrue from "clapping back" |
10/05/25 |
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why is trantifa officially directing traffic in Portland? |
10/05/25 |
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How bad is it to sleep with a subordinate? |
10/05/25 |
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"think of the Sybian as a refined instantiation of technocapital" |
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trump to bibi: "you're always so fucking negative." |
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Crazy no one my age has changed websites in 5 years |
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Niggers and white marriages are nearly 20% now lol |
10/05/25 |
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mine bitcoin at ur local motel |
10/05/25 |
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Why did they pepper spray a guy wearing a frog costume in Portland? |
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ICE is now pepper spraying antifa AIR VENTS in Portland. |
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They found your wife in a cardboard box getting homeless dick pushed in her |
10/05/25 |
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ICE wheeling libs out on a dolly (video) |
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Libs I dont think you realize how offensive it is to say Gavin will win in 2028 |
10/05/25 |
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fight the oligarchy! buy bitcoin! (27% bitcoin owned by 15 accounts) |
10/05/25 |
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Dog Day Afternoon (1975) |
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Mark Sanchez STABBED by crazed Tim Tebow fan |
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Julia is so hot |
10/05/25 |
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Hegseth: “To our enemies, W-P-W-W. If necessary, Enrique Tarrio can translate |
10/05/25 |
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Bros, the Logitech MX Master 4 Mouse just dropped. |
10/05/25 |
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Elon Musk is the lamest person that’s ever lived |
10/05/25 |
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So boom and even disappear at same time? |
10/05/25 |
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Remember Larry Eustachy? |
10/05/25 |
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Hegseth: "To our enemies: P.r.E.P. Gravens can translate that if necessary. |
10/05/25 |
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Imagine someone from the far future. What race is he? |
10/05/25 |
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I got a happy ending from a male masseuse and it was the hardest I ever came |
10/05/25 |
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Israel is just a life insurance policy for Jews |
10/05/25 |
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Kike Hernandez overwhelmed with studio exec, banking job offers |
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Why are Crocs popular? |
10/05/25 |
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Wait what was the point of all that work, where’s the teen pussy I was promise |
10/05/25 |
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Eddie Vedder says gay sex "only thing that got me through early 2000s" |
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Eddie Vedder: I'm goin' troony Chris Cornell: AAAA I'm goin Trooooony |
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Eddie Vedder voice: whoa I. whoaaaaa I have sex w guys. Yeaaah I |
10/05/25 |
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Pearl Jam's "Alive" but it's about technocapital being your real father |
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