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04/17/26 |
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I’m sorry cons I just don’t respect you |
04/17/26 |
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US-Iran negotiations thread - link |
04/17/26 |
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gunneratttt taking Qs |
04/17/26 |
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DJT "Look I like messiahs who don't get crucified." |
04/17/26 |
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nice to e-meet you haha |
04/17/26 |
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Ending it all on 4/20 (my Autoadmit poasting, I mean, probably 🐶) |
04/17/26 |
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Closing last xoxohth tab and typing autoadmit.com into browser |
04/17/26 |
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Scamilio & Son are having goy catspaw false witness to statements never made |
04/17/26 |
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420 friend: always vaping 😴 golden retriever friend: tennis ball chasing 🎾 |
04/17/26 |
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Ledger wallet not working right now? |
04/17/26 |
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Tommy 3x bull RDLF, Tommy 3x bear TURD |
04/17/26 |
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Sex fetishes are so embarrassing |
04/17/26 |
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GPT 5.4 solves Erdos problem mathematicians had worked on for years |
04/17/26 |
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I believe in AI despite refusing to use it or engage with anyone who does |
04/17/26 |
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HAPPY FRIDAY, NIGGERS! |
04/17/26 |
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Do any AI skeptics still say retarded shit like "but it lacks that human SPARK" |
04/17/26 |
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What have you done that no other poster has done? |
04/17/26 |
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lab friend poasts as "jewish barkness" |
04/17/26 |
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Does black cock taste different when it hasn't been inside my dog's asshole? |
04/17/26 |
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So Trump handily won the Iran war, markets surging, gas plummeting |
04/17/26 |
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gunner:"my poop is grosser" gf:"lol no mine" gunner:"hot, lets fuck" |
04/17/26 |
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Poll: Pajeeta has commanding lead in LOS ANGELES Mayor Election |
04/17/26 |
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My tranche of equities, I heart securities, of thee I sing |
04/17/26 |
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Sheep and goat rape cases are skyrocketing in France (link) |
04/17/26 |
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List of dog breeds by their political affiliation |
04/17/26 |
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How do pawn shops make money? It seems like a colossal pain in the ass |
04/17/26 |
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Trump: Obama’s deal was terrible. Also Trump: I’m paying 500x what Obama di |
04/17/26 |
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ljl @ tommy |
04/17/26 |
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Jesus Christ should be more like Trump |
04/17/26 |
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who was the potus of millennial celebrities |
04/17/26 |
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Chinese carmaker patents voice-controlled 'in-vehicle toilet' |
04/17/26 |
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HowlingMutant doxxed |
04/17/26 |
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This Jewish catholic convert involved in Vatican II is beyond conspiracy theory |
04/17/26 |
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cum oozing out of dupa, jizz leaking out of fupa, skeet flowing from snoot |
04/17/26 |
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You can just stop working. |
04/17/26 |
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fat boomer in blue jacket tapping pen against nyse bloomberg terminal |
04/17/26 |
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Former VA Lieutenant Gov murder-suicides his wife |
04/17/26 |
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TT moving to 100% stocks within the year and initiate a 10-year downturn |
04/17/26 |
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"One More Time"- Daft Punk is a top 5 GOAT dance/mainstream pop track |
04/17/26 |
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My call options are going to the moon |
04/17/26 |
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Google knows what you’re doing — even in Incognito mode |
04/17/26 |
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Video montage of Nick Fuentes & Ana Kasparian saying exactly the same things (li |
04/17/26 |
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Stock market pumping and surging. Thanks Trump |
04/17/26 |
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Just finished Shadow of the Erdtree (Elden Ring DLC). Ask me anything |
04/17/26 |
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How many thousands of smarmy UMC libs shorted or exited the market? |
04/17/26 |
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Choi used (no joke) again |
04/17/26 |
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GJR wondering why Justin Fairfax hasn't texted her back yet |
04/17/26 |
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Rubio explaining it had to strike Iran bc Israel would strike then Iran would re |
04/17/26 |
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never forget, better yet, always remember |
04/17/26 |
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April 2026 Height, Net Worth and Switch 2 Megathread |
04/17/26 |
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Greatest gen, boomers, millennials. All the Same Gen, genetically speaking. |
04/17/26 |
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I miss boom. |
04/17/26 |
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How did libs know Trump would bomb Iran but we didn’t? |
04/17/26 |
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Fuck it. Gonna go to the gym and take creep pics of gym-girls' butts |
04/17/26 |
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this guy is such a fag it's not even funny |
04/17/26 |
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Iranian official: "Strait of Hormuz, like TT's asshole, is now completely open." |
04/17/26 |
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Stock Futures open down HUGELY, Black Friday incoming! 04.17.26 |
04/17/26 |
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IRAN is back to letting CHAD ships slide into its wet-ass HORMUSSY |
04/17/26 |
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REMINDER: If you bought 1 BTC in November of 2021 |
04/17/26 |
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Are boomers right that Gen X and Millennials don't take personal accountability? |
04/17/26 |
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majority of all babies in Germany are foreign Muslims & africans |
04/17/26 |
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Was PAUL CRAVATH'S house the most PREFTIGIOUS house in BIGLAW? |
04/17/26 |
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"Grandpa, wat was it like when the Stock Market had a down day 20 years ago?" |
04/17/26 |
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What year was Millennial pop culture at its height? |
04/17/26 |
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Guy named “Indian Visajeet” busted trying to pipe 14 y/o girl |
04/17/26 |
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can't believe this moniker wasn't taken |
04/17/26 |
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USA USA |
04/17/26 |
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Sammy Sosa is now a gay downs syndrome white dude |
04/17/26 |
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Did you get your ears lowered? ha ha |
04/17/26 |
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Will we see a run on the banks in our lifetime? |
04/17/26 |
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I have clinical mid-life depression |
04/17/26 |
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Fifty and out: How Gen X became the biggest work Losers |
04/17/26 |
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"Actually, Babe, my friend MetalUpYourAss, was saying that women typically decli |
04/17/26 |
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Several elementary school teachers were explaining how advanced AI has made stud |
04/17/26 |
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84y/o CA Attorney Facing Charges For Molesting Granddaughters, Denied Bail |
04/17/26 |
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ancient mesoamericans used harnessed titanoboa as draft animal (link) |
04/17/26 |
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the RFK hearing was wild. RFK was throwing hands gleefully. |
04/17/26 |
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kafka describing the feeling of studying law as |
04/17/26 |
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OldHLSDude, what is the biggest new thing you leaned to do after 40? |
04/17/26 |
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Intergenerational tax trauma |
04/17/26 |
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We're looking for go-getters with a real passion for customer satisfaction. |
04/17/26 |
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as a millennial it still pisses me off what faggots millennials were/are |
04/17/26 |
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Science: ugly people overwhelmingly vote democrat |
04/17/26 |
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Gen Xer hasn't found work in 9 years |
04/17/26 |
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EPAH is Gen X |
04/17/26 |
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Greta Thunberg "second most dangerous antisemite in the world" |
04/17/26 |
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My dogs are breathing in second hand smoke from my wife's addiction |
04/17/26 |
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RATE Me As A Prole Goy: Went Up On Roof For First Time Today |
04/17/26 |
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Spics always sound so exhausted |
04/17/26 |
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"you need an addy bro?" *friend ODs in front of millions* |
04/17/26 |
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Gen X is poorer than millennials |
04/17/26 |
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Gen X guys with soul patches used to say ‘nuff said and we respected them |
04/17/26 |
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Bitcoin will never be below $100k again |
04/17/26 |
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"hey let's have him depict himself as jesus lmao" (trump's jewish handlers) |
04/17/26 |
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can anyone see this magic eye image, spent the last hour trying to see it |
04/17/26 |
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"Thank you for the explanations; this post has been locked." |
04/17/26 |
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"Daddy why didnt you IPO an enterprise SaaS business @ age 29 like Timmy's Dad?" |
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CNN convincing the world that "yes all men" with deceptive statistics |
04/17/26 |
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lol good friend used to fuck " tori black" when she was 16 |
04/17/26 |
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Do newly powerful people ever use it on their prole former tormentors? |
04/17/26 |
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Gen Xers don’t Game except PC Nerds and “hardware Consoomers” like doodiko |
04/17/26 |
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ITT: We post pics of pornstars/cam girls talking to LLMs |
04/17/26 |
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Johnson: "Don't be silly, Mark. That Console has No Games. It's for Losers." |
04/17/26 |
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🚨🚨🚨 GET TO WORK GOYIM 🚨🚨🚨 |
04/17/26 |
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Society has lost sight of how bizzare gay shit is to a straight man |
04/17/26 |
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sorry you missed out on the FUCKBONANZA of crime, thanls 4 paying yr taxes |
04/17/26 |
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JD Vance announces he's leaving the Catholic Church and converting to Hinduism |
04/17/26 |
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You are not talking to someone who woke up a loser (04172026) |
04/17/26 |
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"Yeah, he's a weird fag" (Kant, acknowledging you) |
04/17/26 |
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Whenever I’m alone with you You make me feel like I’m Han Hyung again |
04/17/26 |
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Q: "Now, pay attention, 007. This is my ass, and I need you to fuck it." |
04/17/26 |
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With rising horror, you realize the firm's name is an anagram for A JINXIAN PLOT |
04/17/26 |
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hiring lawyers to distract the stadium fraudcam like they're rodeo clowns |
04/17/26 |
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"Oh, I meant UMass Amherst, silly!" "Go Minutemen," you feebly reply |
04/17/26 |
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Hey big guy! Leave some girls for the rest of us! Lol. |
04/17/26 |
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hypo: sex w/ dream girl but when u cum u shout out AND THATS IT. JUST LIKE THAT. |
04/17/26 |
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a Gigantic Owl has arrived on your street! |
04/17/26 |
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luis do you wanna hang out in l.a. this summer |
04/17/26 |
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"You can just stop poasting." (Rachmiel during the login glitch, probably) |
04/17/26 |
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ESCHEW EVERY JEW |
04/17/26 |
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BLIGHT EVERY HWYTE |
04/17/26 |
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Don't be fooled by the cock that I got I'm still Jinxy with the plot |
04/17/26 |
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Singing "Bumble 3s" to the tune of "Summer Breeze" |
04/17/26 |
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I saw two gay guys yesterday saucily eating rocket pops |
04/17/26 |
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Cowgod stumps Alan Watts with question on the personhood of 32x owners |
04/17/26 |
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I think the Houthi thing is kind of played out TBH. |
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GJR making out with Doja Cat at Coachella |
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GJR sliding into swalwell’s dms |
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guy looks for people going to job interviews and spills coffee on them (longread |
04/17/26 |
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"not the jinxian traps" shivered br'er rabbit tp |
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mrjinx forcing his harem of ladyboys to address him as Colonel Jinx |
04/17/26 |
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*Mr. Jinx takes a sip at the chili cookoff* "Hm, needs more cock |
04/17/26 |
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the whole point of creation is for the sake of the Jewish Soul |
04/17/26 |
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Don't get scammed; read alt.culture.mrjinx.jinxianplots daily |
04/17/26 |
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Woman Who Took 15 Tequila Shots on Carnival Cruise Gets $300,000 in Damages (NYT |
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Dear Jews: there's no point in a "STOCK MARKET" if it goes up EVERYDAY |
04/17/26 |
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All sorts of jinxian traps have been set on this board in the last week... |
04/17/26 |
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Tucker Carlson condemning media for "JINXIAN Plots" |
04/17/26 |
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Pepe Romero is a GOATUS POTUS of Classical/spanish guitar |
04/17/26 |
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You're all retarded assholes. |
04/17/26 |
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JG Ballard wrote a 180 short story about Jinxian plots (link) |
04/17/26 |
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Jinxian Plot Vs. Jinxian Ploy: Spotting The Difference (3hr seminar; 2.5 CLE cre |
04/17/26 |
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Ayatollah Khamenei reading "Sup Brady" post one last time before dying |
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Rate my McD's order |
04/17/26 |
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“ and they were quiet but were into rappers & dancers coming over whenever |
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Ricky banging on car door, tossing bundles to school children |
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PULL THE TRIGGER ON EVERY NIGGER - RACE WAR NOW |
04/17/26 |
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The Iran War is going SWIMMINGLY, Birdshits |
04/17/26 |
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Paid $599 for a gold Trump Phone 11 months ago. When will it be delivered? |
04/17/26 |
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