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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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BTC ripping, alts bleeding |
11/20/24 |
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Congrats based Javier Milei fans!!! |
11/20/24 |
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espn openly mocking indiana has a very 2016 election feel to it |
11/20/24 |
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Do you cons support Trump’s cronyism over meritocracy? |
11/20/24 |
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Cenk EVISCERATES Alan Litchman who has a complete fit (link) |
11/20/24 |
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Jersey Mike’s Subs now owned by Blackstone |
11/20/24 |
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lol Trump/Musk gonna fuck fed workers |
11/20/24 |
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Reluctantly squanched at the age of 9, Spaceporn pumping and thrusting in time |
11/20/24 |
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Jane Street to trade used panties via payment for odor flow |
11/20/24 |
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Nutella muting conference call to beat chained up sun bear with stick |
11/20/24 |
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Vice President-Elect, XO Holy Trinity, and the Eternal Struggle (Evan39) |
11/20/24 |
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Predict if my acquaintance will be sentenced to prison |
11/20/24 |
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SP here. Keep hating, I get mine anytime I want. You’ll never stop my squanchi |
11/20/24 |
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Are Haitians still eating cats in Ohio |
11/20/24 |
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MASE and other traders: What do you think btc sell-wall is just south of 100k |
11/20/24 |
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PS you won't know who's getting nominated for what until December |
11/20/24 |
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Just settled a case for $15 million. Taking questions and sexual abuse |
11/20/24 |
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ITT: List weird forgotten computer games from the past |
11/20/24 |
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Russia apparently told us they will bomb Ukraine with mobile ICBMs with conventi |
11/20/24 |
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New theory: Spaceporn is a full blown rapist |
11/20/24 |
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I started posting on xo when I was 11 years old |
11/20/24 |
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"yeah I call it a 'va-guy-na' haha" |
11/20/24 |
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So “the Keys” are just a list of qualitative true-false statements? |
11/20/24 |
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XO Bibi: Biden Repeatedly Tried To Fuck Israel Over During Gaza War |
11/20/24 |
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you know whats crazy? in Lost where random people pop up on like s2, ep3 and die |
11/20/24 |
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Dad gets IRL moral license to murder family court judge, ex-wife (link) |
11/20/24 |
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Kai grinding on ur cock: “U gonna die for Israel???” |
11/20/24 |
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AI clip of Sydney Sweeney & Sydney Thomas making out (video) |
11/20/24 |
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ITT: footage of new Sec Education wrestling |
11/20/24 |
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one of my favorite Alex Jones phrases is "360 degree win" |
11/20/24 |
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Do you guys give your AI personal assistant a male or female voice |
11/20/24 |
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Where do you get one of those novelty bow ties that spins around |
11/20/24 |
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I give Rand Paul credit for intellectual honesty at least - video |
11/20/24 |
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Blue light on eyes (computer screens) cause early cataracts |
11/20/24 |
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Over 40 million NW (CSLG) |
11/20/24 |
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Settled 2 7-figure cases this week, feel like vomiting |
11/20/24 |
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I called it on Trump. Cruz would have been a much better POTUS |
11/20/24 |
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Post ITT and I will highlight your WORST quality as a poaster |
11/20/24 |
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is Sidley Austin even more shitlib/Dem than average? |
11/20/24 |
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GORGEOUS TALL NORDIC Sailors board NOWAG Chinese/Russian Sabotage Ship |
11/20/24 |
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Challenger Astronauts: Did They Have Time for a Last Pep? |
11/20/24 |
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said "more like Jones Gay" on conference call. Nobody laughed |
11/20/24 |
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Pathetic loser Trump knows he's fucked and now wants to delay the election |
11/20/24 |
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Trump knows he's a one termer and is actively trying to tank economy now |
11/20/24 |
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I’ve received convincing evidence that JD Vance was an AutoAdmit poaster |
11/20/24 |
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Blackrock to acquire Blackstone. Set to become Blackboulder |
11/20/24 |
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If NVDA doesn't boom on Earnings today, Trump won't be able to take office |
11/20/24 |
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Weren't you the guy who said Kamala was going to win? (no link) |
11/20/24 |
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Evan39 (a/k/a JD Vance) has been absent since Trump's win |
11/20/24 |
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Here's the blackpill about Kamala Harris. |
11/20/24 |
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Biden wanders into a forest after finishing speech (link) |
11/20/24 |
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"Volcker Shock" sounds like an MTG card that deals two damage to target creature |
11/20/24 |
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Friendly reminder: Challenger space shuttle astronauts survived descent |
11/20/24 |
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Sexual assault, pedophilia, drugs, plastic surgery, theater hjs |
11/20/24 |
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Knock knock. Who's there? Duane. Duane who? Duane the Swamp. |
11/20/24 |
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your memories of childhood pets have been acquired by KKR |
11/20/24 |
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Very first school shooter was ancient Greek, worshipped as immortal hero |
11/20/24 |
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What’s the xo equivalent to a world of warcraft virtual funeral? |
11/20/24 |
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Trump: “Concentration camps are back baby!” |
11/20/24 |
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EARNINGS TODAY OMG |
11/20/24 |
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"Drain Swamp" deals -1mm revenue to each lobbyist |
11/20/24 |
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Rate Hitler's WFH work ethic |
11/20/24 |
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Kamala is running a Trump style campaign and Trump has no response for it |
11/20/24 |
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Have you guys used LLM's ? |
11/20/24 |
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No-one is prepared for MASE's mental breakdown tomorrow |
11/20/24 |
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almost passed by a subway but couldnt resist that aroma |
11/20/24 |
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Oh she’s BRAT screams your 35 year old single girl coworker |
11/20/24 |
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Chad Inmate smashes laptop of Reddit Public Defender, redditors debate furiously |
11/20/24 |
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Weirdly forgotten XO threads that get blank bumped every couple of months |
11/20/24 |
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Weird forgotten computer games that were also hugely influential hits |
11/20/24 |
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JCM rating poasters as college basketball teams |
11/20/24 |
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JD Vance telling RFK Jr he'd better have a look at ADM |
11/20/24 |
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Greetings from XO Japan (RSF) |
11/20/24 |
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Chicago law partner throws wife down 24-story stairwell |
11/20/24 |
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Come ITT to rank my 6 Chris Reeve knives. (snoot) |
11/20/24 |
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Oxford grad student uncovers new Chaucer fragment, “The Dupa’s Tale |
11/20/24 |
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The Metallian tank from Defenders of the Faith bursting into ur biglaw office |
11/20/24 |
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Down at the Dupa Dupacabana |
11/20/24 |
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Controversial de Palma film Body Dupa |
11/20/24 |
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Flava Flav telling the S1Ws to roll Dupa on stage |
11/20/24 |
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Mueller: “...girls with coffee, and it’s ridiculous, right? All over campus |
11/20/24 |
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Ur kid staring slackly at iPad: “Time for the Urine Game,” Mickey Mouse says |
11/20/24 |
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Mr Jinx and me Show each other ladyboys |
11/20/24 |
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Me & animeboi in Thrill Kill Kult T-shirts at a KMFDM show |
11/20/24 |
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jews stealing money so they can experiment w brown ppls genitals all day |
11/20/24 |
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John Carpenter truckstop horror film In The Mouth Of Peterman |
11/20/24 |
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Somebody once told me my dad was gonna SQUANCH me I ain’t the whitest kid in V |
11/20/24 |
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Evan39 vs. Sir Squawkington: The Arbitration Chronicles (Evan39) |
11/20/24 |
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Brat Summer vs Whiteboy Summer |
11/20/24 |
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There was never any vibe shift |
11/20/24 |
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Slim Jim making bid for “urban” market with Taut Jerome |
11/20/24 |
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Sony, realizing it has NO GAMES, in talks to buy FROMSOFTWARE |
11/20/24 |
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Wow that tedious dork's weekly error filled 500 words on the Fed was great |
11/20/24 |
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"Evan39, Sir Squawkington owns this grocery store now, friend." |
11/20/24 |
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“Legally, my service dog is allowed to steal your snacks.” |
11/20/24 |
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Sir, you can’t discriminate against my unique dietary identity. (Evan39) |
11/20/24 |
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IT BLANK-BUMPS BBOOM’S POAST, OR ELSE END UP IN A TRUE HOU$E OF HORRORS! |
11/20/24 |
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Jerry’s been on “jury duty” for six weeks. The court doesn’t even know w |
11/20/24 |
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“In Seattle, it’s not theft if you declare it’s for the people, my friend. |
11/20/24 |
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A Nostalgic Biden Fades Out of the Picture in Talks With World Leaders (NYT) |
11/20/24 |
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How to Save Opera in America? Make It New Again. (NYT Opinion) |
11/20/24 |
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He called me “bro.” I wished he meant something more. |
11/20/24 |
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black sci fi author, space oprah |
11/20/24 |
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My Mahchine™, Explained: It's Not Just in Your Head, It's in Your Pep, Tilapia |
11/20/24 |
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Does the RBI still lurk around here or are we fully irrelevant |
11/20/24 |
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American economy strong as ever. Stocks about to skyrocket |
11/20/24 |
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Clause in Paul-Tyson contract that Tyson could not throw uppercuts |
11/20/24 |
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US missiles to strike Kremlin in 8 hours and counting |
11/20/24 |
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Fwd: URGENT: re new matter: See attached. Response due Monday. Thx. |
11/20/24 |
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The man outside doesn’t move. Doesn’t leave. |
11/20/24 |
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Keisha took her third "ADA break" of the day. I kept working. |
11/20/24 |
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A naked guy walked in circles outside my grocery with a cart. I just watched. |
11/20/24 |
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Signs Gaetz may actually have a chance at passing confirmation |
11/20/24 |
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Tow truck fag come at me & enjoy skull shatter via wrench fag |
11/20/24 |
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Hey! Towtruck Driver! Leave them retards alone! |
11/20/24 |
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I what age did you completely accept you would never perform a kamehameha? |
11/20/24 |
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Ibis will eat the eyes of fraud tow truck driver from now until forever |
11/20/24 |
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It's all yours! You were indoctrinated and scammed of life! |
11/20/24 |
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can you make a living selling Art on Etsy |
11/20/24 |
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Tow truck driver and meter maid a House of Horrors awaits you |
11/20/24 |
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Tow truck driver$ are predatory vultures holding vehicles ran$om |
11/20/24 |
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"Nearer, My God, to Thee" plays as u pick up copy of New Yorker with XO on cover |
11/20/24 |
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Weird Al was onto tow truck drivers with "Stop Dragging My Car Around" |
11/20/24 |
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More creepy stuff from Milei |
11/20/24 |
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Nate Silver victory: XO has switched to clowning Allan Lichtman |
11/20/24 |
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Does this ad make you want to buy a Jaguar? |
11/20/24 |
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Trump: "Everyone get down!" *Fires Bazooka at NY Stock Exchange, destroys market |
11/20/24 |
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Tow truck driver you will be struck in the torso with a TOW missile |
11/20/24 |
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wait Nancy Mace was the woman who made Citadel go co-ed? |
11/20/24 |
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napoleon dynamite: what is the effing appeal of this movie |
11/20/24 |
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kidsmos what did ur wife do for sleep training |
11/20/24 |
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Is Trump required to attend his sentencing next week? |
11/20/24 |
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Imagine Manhattan Institute suing Karlstack. for that tweet like MASE predicted |
11/20/24 |
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Venkatesh Subramanian tapped to head CIA |
11/20/24 |
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without exception ppl w klinefelter syndrome are evil creeps |
11/20/24 |
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Haven't been able to live chat a rabbi in weeks |
11/20/24 |
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97 IQ Ann Seltzer makes polls the old fashioned way (link) |
11/20/24 |
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I am getting absolutely ASSFUCKED by bills and expenses from building a home |
11/20/24 |
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Megatron was cool. Galvatron was an utter tool. What happened? |
11/20/24 |
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Look, as soon as Trump led the polls, I knew he would win (MASE) |
11/20/24 |
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You tremble before my BWC |
11/20/24 |
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Look, I'm a new poaster. Blackpill Bob is the first moniker I've used. Hello! |
11/20/24 |
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are these yoga pants too revealing? |
11/20/24 |
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We get to have sex with women&girls again and say merry Christmas! |
11/20/24 |
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IDF still getting assfucked by the Lebanese border; is it haunted? |
11/20/24 |
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Elon and Vivek tasked with identifying and recruiting MASE. "He knows things." |
11/20/24 |
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new trend among older divorced jewish women: goytoys |
11/20/24 |
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You better stop raping that son homie you playin witcha life |
11/20/24 |
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epah, your people are starting to say dangerous things. |
11/20/24 |
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My secret weapon is PredictIt. That's how I knew you would win, master (MASE |
11/20/24 |
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