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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Stupid things people say “I don’t have time for that” |
04/29/25 |
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Have you noticed how sports games went from normal to niche min-maxing grindfest |
04/29/25 |
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Checking out the Billy Idol exhibit at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame |
04/29/25 |
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Third year as solo, $7 million in collectibles this year so far. |
04/29/25 |
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"MORE GARAGES" your boomer dad screams as you try to restrain him at hospice |
04/29/25 |
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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame seems like fraud |
04/29/25 |
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Bought a Toro TimeMaster 21220 & Stihl FS 240 for my yard (TSINAH) |
04/29/25 |
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Drake Mallard how much $$ did you spend in 2024 to keep your GF with you? |
04/29/25 |
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Houthis shoot down growing number of US drones |
04/29/25 |
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(summer associate, cloaked, standing in morning lobby, arms slig |
04/29/25 |
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Is HAIRY PUSSY credited? |
04/29/25 |
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Remake of Josh Harnett movie 40 Days and 40 Nights |
04/29/25 |
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NASA astronaut Don Pettit recalls shitting in his spacesuit in Kazakhstan |
04/29/25 |
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Joe Rogan just dropped one of the most brutal truth bombs for anyone chasing |
04/29/25 |
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Hypo: 40 days to gain or lose 40 pounds for $4M |
04/29/25 |
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Holy crap - Williams Connolly attorney gets brutally pwned by SCOTUS |
04/29/25 |
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My retarded brother cleared $2 million last year as an electrician |
04/29/25 |
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Wrangell-St. Elias National Park is 6x as big as "YellowsTTTone" |
04/29/25 |
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OldHLSDude |
04/29/25 |
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The only reason WWII was considered "bad" but WWI wasn't |
04/29/25 |
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With apologies to OldHLSDude, it's time for boomers to die. |
04/29/25 |
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Columbia student Chungin “Roy” Lee suspended after creating $5.3M cheating t |
04/29/25 |
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man airlifted from Mount Fuji — then rescued again days later after he returne |
04/29/25 |
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what happened to those original app store games that were 99 cents |
04/29/25 |
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Park visitor captures frightening video of reckless tourists tempting fate with |
04/29/25 |
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MI Judge ORDERS TSINAH to stop using dragon watermark on legal filings |
04/29/25 |
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COT DAMN these WW1 battlefield tours are sad |
04/29/25 |
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(Sir Mix A Lot voice) I like em Traditional, and Latin. My anaconda don't want |
04/29/25 |
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I Doordashed some maxi pads & panties to a fat chick today |
04/29/25 |
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pro tip: snorg tees is having a sick $12 sale rn |
04/29/25 |
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Bezos adding “Trump Tax” line item to Amazon orders, Trump furious |
04/29/25 |
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Going to the LA Kings - Edmonton Oilers game tonight chandler want to meet up? |
04/29/25 |
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Second time in my life I’ve had to stock up on goods due to supply shortages |
04/29/25 |
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RSF Novel Completion Celebration Thread |
04/29/25 |
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"no i'm a guest not an employee" (nyuug in a geisha brothel) |
04/29/25 |
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Driver caught going over 100 mph because they were ‘late to work’ |
04/29/25 |
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As inhouse counsel, whenever I have to cram in my CLEs I realize |
04/29/25 |
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Can't look at my Nintendo Switch the same way anymore after Disastrous Switch 2 |
04/29/25 |
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You should have 6-8 different schticks going at once here on xo. Keep it fresh |
04/29/25 |
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6 foot hare takes over Burger King, works the drive thru window (video) |
04/29/25 |
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remember the snorg tees girls |
04/29/25 |
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put a stick of dynamite inside boom's mouth & watch his (bald) head explode |
04/29/25 |
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Are you having fun in life |
04/29/25 |
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bort jews, think about how expensive your chinese slop meal will be on Christmas |
04/29/25 |
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100 xo poa vs 1 silverback gorilla: who wins? |
04/29/25 |
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Unbelievable how unproductive, time wasting and mindless most F500 employees are |
04/29/25 |
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Pacific Northwest fault zone could trigger a catastrophic 5-minute quake, new re |
04/29/25 |
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Evan39/Boom? 4 indicted for stealing $150k+ in lotto tix from CO retailers .... |
04/29/25 |
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whats the biggest sq ft house before owner is automatically labeled a retard |
04/29/25 |
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Trump has completely tanked Pierre’s chances of winning |
04/29/25 |
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RATE my physique (TSINAH) |
04/29/25 |
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The measure of a man is his lawn. |
04/29/25 |
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Go turn on whatever sports fraud is available today and place a bet ljl |
04/29/25 |
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Look at the new Canadian PM talking so much shit (link) |
04/29/25 |
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rate this img of 9 6th gen USAF fighters w battle damage from successful mission |
04/29/25 |
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STFU about canadian politics you jewish geeks |
04/29/25 |
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Michelle Obama: Trump deporting illegal gang bangers “keeps me up at night” |
04/29/25 |
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Hypo: 30 days to train. Could you make 80/100 free throws? |
04/29/25 |
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"I rose from the dead to Vanquish Your Sins! Prepare the laser cannonnnnnn!!!!" |
04/29/25 |
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My dog shredded another dog’s ear and they want ME to pay the vet bills?? |
04/29/25 |
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Who won MPM last year again? |
04/29/25 |
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They thought it was a big deal when Bob Dylan went electric |
04/29/25 |
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Physically repulsive lady hired by Starbucks to beat CSLG is huge cunt at SCOTUS |
04/29/25 |
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Rate this potential azn hiking gf (pic) |
04/29/25 |
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So Canadians reelected Libs because of Trump? |
04/29/25 |
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Thunder Collins Nationalism |
04/29/25 |
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What kind of mongrel doesn’t have a bidet toilet seat in their home? |
04/29/25 |
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Carthago delenda ese |
04/29/25 |
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Anyone else the parent to a perfect child? |
04/29/25 |
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ChatGPT: Would you rather fight 100 chicken sized horses or 10 horse sizez chkns |
04/29/25 |
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hypo: $1m but u have to be married to angela merkel for 1yr |
04/29/25 |
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my idiot brother is solo plumber, cleared $47m in '24, Andreessen Horowitz wants |
04/29/25 |
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From Fox News and Tucker Carlson to Vigilant Fox and Foster Coulson: shitcons |
04/29/25 |
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Im not white. I spend a lot of time online with people who are. One DM'd me |
04/29/25 |
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Jon Hamm wearing MASE WON MPM hat on Jimmy Kimmel |
04/29/25 |
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2024: Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson; 2025: Scott Bessent |
04/29/25 |
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Nearly 40, in shape, suddenly want to die after meals / walking up stairs |
04/29/25 |
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You can literally get a small busine$$ loan from the gov and open any biz |
04/29/25 |
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Trump's America: white men queued up in the Home Depot parking lot at 8am |
04/29/25 |
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When 14-hour shifts in a boiling hot factory making drywall fasteners? |
04/29/25 |
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Is Sinners getting an AA bump? Or is it really that good? |
04/29/25 |
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when was the last time you edited a "resume" |
04/29/25 |
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HALFORD's Craigslist game 2nd Edition: Name the city, I find the PIG |
04/29/25 |
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Is there Indian gay porn? |
04/29/25 |
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Utah best overall state New Hampshire #2 Nebraska #3 |
04/29/25 |
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Crazy how MASE won MPM and then disappeared from the board completely |
04/29/25 |
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Most people who win MPM leave the next year |
04/29/25 |
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Babe it's a 16 hour flight but then we can shoot water guns. (guy w no kids) |
04/29/25 |
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What is THE BEST invoice software for shitlaw solos? |
04/29/25 |
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Can't believe Big Titty thinks he can step to me, he should stick to benzo |
04/29/25 |
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You can still buy great used cars under $3,000k |
04/29/25 |
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BP describe the taste of Sam Hyde's cum as you sucked it out of GJR's mouth |
04/29/25 |
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Buy puts and watch em print |
04/29/25 |
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today in totally normal and healthy INDIAN CRAIGSLIST (TributePig) |
04/29/25 |
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Board alcoholics why not just take Antabuse? |
04/29/25 |
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Trading with other countries sucks dick. We get clothes, so what? |
04/29/25 |
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Now harder for Temu to put cheap plastic into USA groundwater. Teriffs suck! |
04/29/25 |
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what happened to that guy on youtube that would give the life updates |
04/29/25 |
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Subject: People are saying you organized an all-night drinking party |
04/29/25 |
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"we saw you parked in ur car alone listening to Sixteen Stone." |
04/29/25 |
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Bessent just dropped the big one |
04/29/25 |
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Should I get breakfast for lunch? Waffers and egg sounds good |
04/29/25 |
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3D Chess: how Trump is using his "trade war" as an excuse to suck Chinese dicks |
04/29/25 |
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Someone explain how Canada conservatives losing an election is Trump's fault |
04/29/25 |
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US Army uses Female Soldiers to Carry Dead Soldier's Casket, hilarity ensues |
04/29/25 |
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jcm ringing bell for the cuck to come in and clean up |
04/29/25 |
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Mig, why did you murder your dog? |
04/29/25 |
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Is BOSLEY still cr for hair transplants? |
04/29/25 |
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If libs retake White House it will be because deep down people want cheap shit |
04/29/25 |
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Congratulations to @MarkJCarney and the Liberal Party on their victory in the C |
04/29/25 |
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Some people believe Arthur C. Clarke moved to Sri Lanka to fuck children |
04/29/25 |
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How do people get SO FAT |
04/29/25 |
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is there a way to buy discount groceries that fell off back of truck |
04/29/25 |
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ALONE contestant caught smuggling 400 mg Marijuana Edibles in asshold |
04/29/25 |
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what happened to that guy on xo that would give the Ukraine updates |
04/29/25 |
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Yakety sax playing as a dozen state sanctioned torture workers inject you with |
04/29/25 |
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Diapered Joe Biden rambling incoherently about drugs and pussy |
04/29/25 |
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sealclubber do you still think higher prices are good my man? |
04/29/25 |
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Looks like Trump got pwn3d on tariffs again |
04/29/25 |
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Tumblr of classy girls topless except for houndstooth jackets |
04/29/25 |
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Any Jewish person who chooses to live in Canada over the USA == suspect |
04/29/25 |
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So THIS is why shitcons were instructed to be livid about the Canada elections |
04/29/25 |
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I’ve given up trying to get an IRL girl, tell me about virtual options (Oculus |
04/29/25 |
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Trumpmos thought LibsOfTiktok videos would save them from having to do work |
04/29/25 |
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Chink Ramen Bar Owner Chases Chicago Teen After No Tip (VID) |
04/29/25 |
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The secret about America political scientists don't want you to know |
04/29/25 |
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Want to annoy a Brit? As them what a Prime Minister is, and how to become one |
04/29/25 |
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"I don't follow Canadian politics but allow me to explain the election results" |
04/29/25 |
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Hegseth fired leakers for leaking his unauthorized conversations with Musk? |
04/29/25 |
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It's non-phonetic orthography. But we believe it translates to "The Cavalry." |
04/29/25 |
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Americans give Trump an F- |
04/29/25 |
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the root of all modern evil can be traced back to the idea of extending credit |
04/29/25 |
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ooga booga titties |
04/29/25 |
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Hypo: 30 days to train. Could you overthrow Canada's government? |
04/29/25 |
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Weird development in Abrego Garcia case |
04/29/25 |
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Buying 16-17 yo for sex should be a crime. CA Dems: well, it depends I guess |
04/29/25 |
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If I even smell Raisin’ Canes I think of tranny cock |
04/29/25 |
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OLDHLSDUDE - is this you? |
04/29/25 |
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cowshit what’s the latest update on the State of Gaming |
04/29/25 |
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Mike Pompeo was supposed to be SecDef but Trumpmos INSISTED on Hegseth |
04/29/25 |
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Living entirely behind a screen, and really liking it |
04/29/25 |
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Spent 5 minutes admiring my shaft and balls in the mirror this morning |
04/29/25 |
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New York TO 300K!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
04/29/25 |
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300k is like 100k 5 years ago |
04/29/25 |
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It could be worse: James Comey could still be informing the public about Hillary |
04/29/25 |
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At least Trump doesn't have John Kelly and HR McMaster in his orbit this time |
04/29/25 |
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Thank god Trump didn't appoint a real wildcat like John Bolton this time |
04/29/25 |
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holy shit lawyer pushes seemingly innocuous bump on scalp & nest of worms emerge |
04/29/25 |
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Would SecDef Mike Pompeo sit around take missiles in the ass for three months? |
04/29/25 |
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Luis, not flame at all I got a zoomer broccoli cut i look like Jewish Caesar rn |
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