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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Would a midget with "magic hands" succeed in the NBA? |
10/03/24 |
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lol, mba chick calendared a zoom meeting to dump me |
10/03/24 |
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Harris extends lead in MI |
10/03/24 |
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Fact: you can't actually "win" a war unless your enemy capitulates |
10/03/24 |
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Another baby incoming! |
10/03/24 |
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Every time a white baby is born, libs seethe. That's why they're always so angry |
10/03/24 |
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feminism as "unbundling" a woman |
10/03/24 |
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There has never been a military weapon that actually changed the fundamentals |
10/03/24 |
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will RFK be able to accomplish anything meaningful in his Pharma/BigFood crusade |
10/03/24 |
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Where the hell is borders tp? Need his Trump election chances in 2024 |
10/03/24 |
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what's an excellent obscure book that i should read. fiction or non-fiction. |
10/03/24 |
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"God do I love lawyer cock!" screamed the 280 pound 37 year old |
10/03/24 |
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just be yourself is actually great advice if you're 6'2+ |
10/03/24 |
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Most "anxiety" is caused by diet |
10/03/24 |
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is privately funding a PhD in your 40s a sound financial decision? |
10/03/24 |
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Hypo: You catch everything you touch. Make D1 college FB team? NFL? |
10/03/24 |
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Looks like ODAB-9000 was a Hiroshima moment for some folks in Kiev |
10/03/24 |
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The invention of radar defeated the entirety of humanity imo |
10/03/24 |
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How do shows like "Family Guy" and "The Simpsons" survive? |
10/03/24 |
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this drone shit is pretty fucking insane - future is gonna be worse than SkyNet |
10/03/24 |
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Trump's going to win |
10/03/24 |
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Craziest pick up line I’ve ever come up with actually works |
10/03/24 |
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Rating poasters as decisive military battles |
10/03/24 |
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lex u have an autistic soul so i suspect that ur not sexually suggestive enough |
10/03/24 |
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what exactly does it mean that RFK is 'in charge of transition' for Trump |
10/03/24 |
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Only Nagasaki broke Japanese morale. They needed to see us do it twice |
10/03/24 |
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Trump can't win for one simple reason: he vilified mail-in voting |
10/03/24 |
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Hamas extends lead in MI |
10/03/24 |
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1 in 5 heart attack patients now under 40. So random. |
10/03/24 |
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Reminder that if Trump loses he'll be eligible to run in 2024 |
10/03/24 |
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lex I think Brit Marling is single right now |
10/03/24 |
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Tina Peters (traitorous Mesa CO clerk) sentenced to NINE YEARS |
10/03/24 |
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Anything on this planet more precious/valuable than azngirls? |
10/03/24 |
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Don't talk to me in the morning until I've sucked down some hot black 'joe' |
10/03/24 |
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GoFundMe is like a second stream of regular income for proles |
10/03/24 |
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ITT: we review why Trump is fucked in GEORGIA |
10/03/24 |
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lex u have a beautiful soul so i suspect that ur not sexually aggressive enough |
10/03/24 |
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New MrBeast video: "100 shitlawyers face 100 law profs in $18MM PI suit" |
10/03/24 |
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lol, Emhoff and Beto at Whattaburger |
10/03/24 |
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let me be clear |
10/03/24 |
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Freedom Party wins in Austria |
10/03/24 |
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Usually when I fuck a girl it feels like this )( but new girl feels like ( ) |
10/03/24 |
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What devious lies are my enemies spinning about me today |
10/03/24 |
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smoking thanksgiving turkey bags of weed tp |
10/03/24 |
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a weird and inexplicable gap in my reading tp |
10/03/24 |
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started ordering 'whatever makes sense' at restaurants in homage to JD Vance |
10/03/24 |
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NYT: President Trump needs to graciously step aside for Kamala Harris |
10/03/24 |
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Listen to this hilarious soundtrack libs are going to start using for Trump soon |
10/03/24 |
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Libs are going to lose it when Trump pardons himself following inauguration |
10/03/24 |
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how many cocks does it take until a woman is 'blown out' |
10/03/24 |
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Lex mindfully pondering what Bizshrew meant shouting "SHUT UP AND FUCK ME!" |
10/03/24 |
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Caitlin Clark wins ROTY with 66 of 67 first place votes. (Sheryl Swoopes, hater) |
10/03/24 |
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is it worth reading plato's republic cover to cover |
10/03/24 |
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When Kamala loses the election, non-zero chance Biden steps down for HER TURN |
10/03/24 |
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law is inhumane |
10/03/24 |
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Quick Funny |
10/03/24 |
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When I inhale, Content is Created. When I exhale, Content is Disseminated. |
10/03/24 |
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Lex, Fizz, and MPA's weekend like a Love, Actually rom-com anthology for autists |
10/03/24 |
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incredibly based rant against krugman |
10/03/24 |
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How hard is it for Lebanese adult men to meet Hezbollah's fitness requirements? |
10/03/24 |
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Who has the most “clout” on xo? |
10/03/24 |
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FLOOOOORIDA now a statistical tie (link) |
10/03/24 |
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Bizshrew used Lex to join LGBT affinity group for career advancement |
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I found rare footage showing u how the Vietnam war was won |
10/03/24 |
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Father And Son - Cat Stevens | Piano Cover + Sheet Music |
10/03/24 |
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HYPO: $10m but have to live in either Miami, NYC, or Austin |
10/03/24 |
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So Jews get October 7 as *another* day off from work this month? |
10/03/24 |
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MPA now has a 3-4 girl harem he’s juggling (Fizzkidd rejected from harem) |
10/03/24 |
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I started oinking and snarling like a pig around my family |
10/03/24 |
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CROOKS is shooting at TRUMP |
10/03/24 |
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Had a nightmare that xo posters told me how they truly felt about my posting. |
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*AOL Instant Messenger new message chime* StRapGoutPiddlePouch: hey |
10/03/24 |
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Finally we have clear footage of Bigfoot (link) |
10/03/24 |
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people who follow modern geopolitic conflicts deserve to be woodchipped feet 1st |
10/03/24 |
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Reality check for Trumptards: Vance LOST the debate (Politico) |
10/03/24 |
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Dien Bien Jew: Israel is going to get bombed 24/7 forever and just eat it |
10/03/24 |
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rach can u add a NSAM sub-bort? |
10/03/24 |
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Major problem with 25+ man Rimworld base |
10/03/24 |
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180 bro interrupts lib economists talking about how great economy is, moniker??? |
10/03/24 |
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"Hey, fat bald lawyer guy! Come grab my dance team tits!" |
10/03/24 |
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gothy but kyoot 6'1 volleyball girl riding ur dick tp |
10/03/24 |
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1-877-Koins-4-Kidz |
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Bombing Mossad from an old dumptruck, then driving back 2 underground bunker |
10/03/24 |
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Hey Jews I count six missiles in ten seconds, what do u get? |
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AlexJonescoin will rise high |
10/03/24 |
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Who has the most “gout” on xo? |
10/03/24 |
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Describe thought process of girls who say they have a BF, give u their number |
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Reminder: XO house style is to write TRUMP in all capitals all the time |
10/03/24 |
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Cities with no bodies of water, mountains or skyline - worst places in USA? |
10/03/24 |
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if MASE is right & trump wins we should give MASE the Guardian of Zion Award |
10/03/24 |
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LOL CONS: Ipsos BATTLEGROUND poll has HARRIS +1. IS THAT FAKE NEWS? |
10/03/24 |
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FEMA asking NC residents for party registration before approving aid (link) |
10/03/24 |
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More prestigious formatting? 9.6(a)(i)? or 9.6(i)(a)? |
10/03/24 |
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XO 8am crew reminds me of a small town diner, getting ready for the day |
10/03/24 |
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UH OH Trumpmo Mod triggered by Trumpette going to prison |
10/03/24 |
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"mental health" is just people starting to understand |
10/03/24 |
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So Trump signs are just American flags now? |
10/03/24 |
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ITT: Society for Historical Preservation of bad MAGA Takes |
10/03/24 |
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Who has the most “snout” on xo? |
10/03/24 |
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Hypo: Ukrainians drop their weapons and begged Putin to leave Kiev alone |
10/03/24 |
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"We're not going back!" -libs shrieking as trump throws them into pits of hell |
10/03/24 |
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SP humming "Sweet Child Of Mine" as he climbs the stairs to the playroom |
10/03/24 |
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Dr. David Duke live right now on Red Ice |
10/03/24 |
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1000lb bomb dropped on Israel just now. |
10/03/24 |
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when did Wendy's start giving out XL drink cups w/ small meal? |
10/03/24 |
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weird how Trump started 'winning' after joining self at the hip with zionists |
10/03/24 |
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"Uh, another boy being raped.." (spaceporn taking Rorschach test) |
10/03/24 |
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cumming gives me brain fog |
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guzheng music is pretty 180 and relaxing |
10/03/24 |
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IDF dood who bragged about killing 12 year-old girls takes a dirt nap |
10/03/24 |
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Pretty irate that CIA stooge "Jon Ossoff" will be in public life for 50 years |
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Rate Netanyahu's hands shaking as he discusses Iran's attack (link) |
10/03/24 |
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JCM, explain fat women who walk around naked in front of open windows |
10/03/24 |
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Hey libs, stop pretending Harris is going to win. Harris isn't going to win. |
10/03/24 |
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she was a business cooze, she said cya later lex / he wasn't good enough for her |
10/03/24 |
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how in the fuck do some people here still care about politics |
10/03/24 |
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sweetgreen interviewer: "do you have any questions?" luis: "do u like tycho?" |
10/03/24 |
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the nazis were exceptionally barbaric by gassing children and mothers |
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tp. *slams shot glass on bar counter* |
10/03/24 |
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lex: first you fill it to the top with popov mba shrew: the whole glass? 'The wh |
10/03/24 |
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HYPO: $10m but same facility with women as Lex |
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havent been able to find anything good on youtube in weeks |
10/03/24 |
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need some bad advice |
10/03/24 |
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been drinking a whole bottle of wine nightly for 30 days straight now |
10/03/24 |
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ORANGE MAN BA[CK] |
10/03/24 |
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the lex saga = perfect illustration of how dating nowadays is like a datura trip |
10/03/24 |
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My dad has cancer, probably dies soon. We're about to start a road trip to Idaho |
10/03/24 |
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AUSLANDER RAUS! |
10/03/24 |
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73.4% of ppl who have voted in PA so far = Dems, GOP = 18.8% |
10/03/24 |
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Ahmadinejad: The head of Iran's anti-Israel intel ops was a Mossad agent |
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IDF troops getting killed by the dozens now |
10/03/24 |
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an insatiable swarm of Indians descending rapidly on your law bort |
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BIGFOOT FOUND IN OKLAHOMA CITY!!! (link) |
10/03/24 |
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Libs after "winning" in 2020 exclusively due to mail ins: *doesn't VBM* |
10/03/24 |
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Franzen cornering Lex at an Einstein Bros. Bagels: "Seriously--man up, dude |
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Iran running Khalkhin Gol-style maneuvers on IDF right now |
10/03/24 |
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Tim Heidegger, I need a recent hairline pic |
10/03/24 |
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Liberal consensus on Tim Walz's performance? |
10/03/24 |
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Lebanese FM: Israel & Hezbollah agreed to ceasefire before IDF killed Nasrallah |
10/03/24 |
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So JD Vance lied for 2 hours and STILL lost the debate? |
10/03/24 |
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The VP debate should have been about fucking couches and gargling horse jizz |
10/03/24 |
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What happens if we get to Hurricane Zack |
10/03/24 |
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Zelensky tells Ukrainian troops to go ahead and withdraw to save their lives |
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Trumpmo Criminal sentenced to 9 YEARS! |
10/03/24 |
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Is this going to be Trump’s largest EV victory? |
10/03/24 |
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I can readily see Trump getting 350+ EVs |
10/03/24 |
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Can't get over how absolutely gorgeous JD Vance looked |
10/03/24 |
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hi lex, hope your forties are going well |
10/03/24 |
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Michigan will go Red fucking Biden. Trump wins 2024. Mark it. |
10/03/24 |
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https://ibb.co/R3NyFXW |
10/03/24 |
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