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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Does anyone have a list of TOMMY TURDSKIN MONIKERS? |
10/09/24 |
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swimming burns like 0 calories |
10/09/24 |
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Tommy we need an AZNgirl hurricane theme moniker please |
10/09/24 |
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do u guys take off ur shirt when pooping at home? |
10/09/24 |
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in Sanskrit, Kamala means “lotus” but in America Kamala means POTUS |
10/09/24 |
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Kamala Harris is Saving Democracy |
10/09/24 |
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Rahm Emanuel: tough bastard, managed to govern Chicago, better than most Dems? |
10/09/24 |
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.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,
.;,.., going insane again today, what a "life" |
10/09/24 |
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KGB bro says Trump a Russian asset - link |
10/09/24 |
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Kamala 60 minutes interview is unwatchable |
10/09/24 |
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Half a million over five years for good firm 50 year firm name. |
10/09/24 |
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Hegemon what are your thoughts on this? |
10/09/24 |
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how has Barnes & Noble managed to survive |
10/09/24 |
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ITT: Society for Historical Preservation of bad MAGA Takes |
10/09/24 |
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we're all tampa proles |
10/09/24 |
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Republicans now lead in voter identification for 1st time in 30+ years |
10/09/24 |
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terrifier 3 is making ppl vomit + faint (wiki) |
10/09/24 |
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Jewish voters flocking to Trump after Ben Shapiro interview (link) |
10/09/24 |
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Any straight bros here ever Orgasm from Prostate stimulation? |
10/09/24 |
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whok, I heard you remarried a woman with Morgellon's? |
10/09/24 |
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Have you ever had sex with two lawyers at the same time |
10/09/24 |
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HBO documentary reveals Peter Todd as Satoshi Nakamoto |
10/09/24 |
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Florida sheriff: Sex Offenders not welcome at shelter. Try jail! |
10/09/24 |
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Florida Highway Patrol find dog tied to a pole ahead of storm. Shoot it (link) |
10/09/24 |
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Vatican: "Longbutt is a cultural and epigenetic accretion, nevertheless real." |
10/09/24 |
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would u have walked to brooklyn to get diddy his cheesecake? |
10/09/24 |
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Analysis of recent doobs/Halford flame |
10/09/24 |
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Hurricane Jamarcus has already hit the Tampa area taking out a liquor store! |
10/09/24 |
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FEMA launches fact checking site about Doobs reappearance (link) |
10/09/24 |
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one-legged Tampa sailor refuses to evacuate his boat, be fine "like Noah" (DM) |
10/09/24 |
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FEMA launches fact checking site about its hurricane response efforts (link) |
10/09/24 |
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How couples met from 1930-2024 (link) |
10/09/24 |
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“Ok babe, well what does your “horoscope” say about you putting out this w |
10/09/24 |
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Quick Funny |
10/09/24 |
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Banging a 24 year old tonight. Taking abuse & Q's ITT. |
10/09/24 |
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Disney guests can upgrade to safer "Moana themed" bunkers for $20k (link) |
10/09/24 |
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remember when Biden-Harris abolished Remain In Mexico on Jan 20, 2021? |
10/09/24 |
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So Milton will hit all republican areas of Florida, leave Miami unscathed? |
10/09/24 |
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Tommy rate this couple |
10/09/24 |
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What would Florida do if tomorrow was Election Day? |
10/09/24 |
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Is the Krabby Patty at Wendy's good? |
10/09/24 |
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CONS: Biden can manipulate weather, also humans can't affect climate change! |
10/09/24 |
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bluetooth exposure causes sudden cancer in mice populations |
10/09/24 |
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"Talk about misnomers," your son mutters as you ask him about Scared Straight |
10/09/24 |
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SCOTUS clerk finds 250 year old error; bear farms subsequently legalized |
10/09/24 |
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How will there be a single bug left in Florida after hurricane Milton? |
10/09/24 |
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we are so cooked fam |
10/09/24 |
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casual homicide in the hood - "it's the weekend, it gon do what it do" (link) |
10/09/24 |
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**Me to potential client "Sure send me the document and emails to look over** |
10/09/24 |
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>ftw no mousy Dutch gf with braces lisp with PhD in 30 Years War |
10/09/24 |
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how much do you think it would cost to fuck this OF girl? |
10/09/24 |
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It's still real to me, dammit!! |
10/09/24 |
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Milton mockingly spells "1-5" in clouds over FSU campus |
10/09/24 |
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If you or a loved one have been honked, call 1-800-HONKLAW |
10/09/24 |
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10 Reasons Gay Men can't find a partner, #9 is evan39's problem (link) |
10/09/24 |
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Is this book containing discovery questions really worth $24,000? |
10/09/24 |
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2nd Tampa Prole Here. Staying in DOWNTOWN |
10/09/24 |
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walking past a woman and imaging your entire life with her |
10/09/24 |
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biz idea: true crime podcast that hypnotizes women so they can get raped |
10/09/24 |
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“Don’t cry daddy. Only 40 more years of lawyering then you’ll die.” |
10/09/24 |
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hey boom, how is everything in Dallas? |
10/09/24 |
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Utah Hockey Team is an NHL team. Hockey is doing faggy names now? |
10/09/24 |
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Debate Moderator Machine asking Vance if 'Bboom should go to Vega$' |
10/09/24 |
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Milton dissolving into clouds spelling "Vote Trump" & passing over FL as breeze |
10/09/24 |
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There seems to be some interest in me, so I'll take a few Qs (doobs) |
10/09/24 |
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the extinct N. American Lion was 25% larger than the modern lion.. faggotry |
10/09/24 |
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Evan39 :) :) :) Do you $ee it yet? The Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion? |
10/09/24 |
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"Game of Borts: The Trial by $laughter of Mainlining and Boom" |
10/09/24 |
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don't fear the Machine--Machine is actually nice to AutoAdmit :) |
10/09/24 |
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Amerikkkkkkka = fraudulent sick &cam run by a bunch of decomposing lunatics |
10/09/24 |
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“Biglaw Despair: Mainlining the Last Flame” |
10/09/24 |
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Mr Bboooom you did it right! But soon comes fraud & lies! (tune of Mr Blue Eyes) |
10/09/24 |
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ill-fated Franklin Expedition cannibalized their commander, |
10/09/24 |
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"the Mahchine thinks it’s been... too long. The Hose agrees." |
10/09/24 |
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Rate this Gorgeous AZNgirl explaining The Fed raising interest rates |
10/09/24 |
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Imagine marrying an American "woman" |
10/09/24 |
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4 years of Kamala will BLOW Birdshits lil heads up |
10/09/24 |
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Kamala Harris: worst candidate in our lifetime, or worst in American history? |
10/09/24 |
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Hurricane industry hard at work hyping storm |
10/09/24 |
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“Oh great! Some sweet Mango!” |
10/09/24 |
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Why doesn’t Lucifer just repent? |
10/09/24 |
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Illinois SCOTUS issues bombshell report: 10,000 lawyers are huge pussies |
10/09/24 |
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If you mock/threaten/defame my rapists you're trash |
10/09/24 |
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I cheated on my rapist with my other rapist while my third rapist watched |
10/09/24 |
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remember when Tim "Jazz Hands" Walz let Minneapolis burn? |
10/09/24 |
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I took prep bro just shoot it in me |
10/09/24 |
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$60 “Trump Bibles” made in China for $3 |
10/09/24 |
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Remember how libs stopped clapping bc too loud so replaced with jazz hands |
10/09/24 |
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Hurricanes are fun when not too destructive |
10/09/24 |
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DM: Doug Emhoff hired slutty secretary, had men-only office parties |
10/09/24 |
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Metaphor ReFantazio is a 10/10. Best JRPG this decade |
10/09/24 |
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Never ask a white supremacist what color his woman is |
10/09/24 |
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Conjuring Consuela |
10/09/24 |
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We're Costco guys. The ATF corpse will never "be found" rotting in 2G of Jif pea |
10/09/24 |
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"Okay, well when you're done with that book why don't you conjure some dishes to |
10/09/24 |
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remember when Tim Walz angrily yanked his retard son's arm in public? |
10/09/24 |
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WH staff leaving trail of vodka shots to sit room for Pres Kamala |
10/09/24 |
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Manosphere is poison |
10/09/24 |
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Kamala debuts her Indian accent on Colbert |
10/09/24 |
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"you can't yell 'penis' in a crowded theater! that's disinformation!" |
10/09/24 |
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Did the hurricane path move further south again?? |
10/09/24 |
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You choose my next Audible purchase: |
10/09/24 |
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espn "journalists" in full hysterical meltdown that Army Navy & Liberty all 5-0 |
10/09/24 |
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Oklahoma City white male caught planing terror attack on election day |
10/09/24 |
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It's just too much dam DATA! |
10/09/24 |
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Your gonna get void for policy bro |
10/09/24 |
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An XO Treatise on American Rye Whiskey |
10/09/24 |
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EPAH why did you murder halford? |
10/09/24 |
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OU tossed worthless "5 star recruit" QB arnold in the trash |
10/09/24 |
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Finally getting into the New York Dolls |
10/09/24 |
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I'm going to create so much Content today holy shit |
10/09/24 |
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PLTR up 170% since XO told me to buy it |
10/09/24 |
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realtalk: ‘sex with men for money’ is horrible financial advice |
10/09/24 |
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GOP congressman: "MTG needs her head examined" |
10/09/24 |
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azns pathologically obey their rulers obsequiously |
10/09/24 |
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Will Bradenton be wiped off the map like Sanibel Island in Ian? |
10/09/24 |
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Bicurious George befriending the Man in the Big Yellow Chaps |
10/09/24 |
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It's over. Trump is going to win |
10/09/24 |
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ur wife casually searching up all her old rapists on facebook |
10/09/24 |
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the crentist |
10/09/24 |
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Strong black woman mayor lays down the LAW: |
10/09/24 |
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They yanked off their clothes... and they started posing (Assball - Not Gay.mp3) |
10/09/24 |
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Where powerful lawyers fantasize with burglars and a grocery clerk reigns suprem |
10/09/24 |
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Halford is EPAH flame |
10/09/24 |
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do u think trump has the mcdonalds app on his phone? |
10/09/24 |
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This is one of the most disturbing Chicago murder vids ever |
10/09/24 |
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FPV drone blows up orc while he's in the middle of jacking off (vid) |
10/09/24 |
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THE RAPTURE IS NEAR |
10/09/24 |
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Bicurious George firing up Grindr excited to see Hungley is online |
10/09/24 |
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watch French cops roughly arrest a big nigger (video) |
10/09/24 |
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I like to suck peters |
10/09/24 |
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When your wife doesn't leave you enough joe to such down in the morning |
10/09/24 |
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HAPPY HUMP DAY! OF THE WEEK, AND YOUR LIFE! |
10/09/24 |
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Bicurious George carefully inspecting organic cucumbers at Whole Foods |
10/09/24 |
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ur wife crying in the corner "You've sucked down SO MUCH joe this morning." |
10/09/24 |
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Homeless literally piled up on my doorstep |
10/09/24 |
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Your wife's mental ranking of her various rapists |
10/09/24 |
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SP's eyes lighting up when weather girl mentions el nino |
10/09/24 |
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I Cheated On My Boyfriend With My Rapist (link) |
10/09/24 |
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Grindr match just broke his dick off in my ass |
10/09/24 |
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Halperin: Kamala has this election in the bag |
10/09/24 |
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Haven’t seen as much forcememing of BREAST CANCER MONTH so far |
10/09/24 |
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ur wife crying in the corner "I've already huffed eight of your farts" |
10/09/24 |
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Second date: fingered her in my car until she squirt. |
10/09/24 |
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Trump’s sincerely believe the government is attacking them with hurricanes |
10/09/24 |
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Idris ask me lick his toes...but dey gross as shit...he got warts |
10/09/24 |
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Don't talk to me in the morning until I've sucked down some hot black 'joe' |
10/09/24 |
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Didn't talk to me until I've washed my first pair of black feet in the morning |
10/09/24 |
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Mr. McMahon on Netlfix |
10/09/24 |
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Frog and Toad keeping Costco Guys chained up in basement in gimp suits |
10/09/24 |
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