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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Wife left: tell me about seeking arrangements |
01/24/26 |
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biz idea chipotle but they sing slave songs when you ask for guac like coldstone |
01/24/26 |
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is it still “gay for pay” if there’s no money involved? asking for a frien |
01/24/26 |
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reminder: if u don’t already have a sled it’s too late to buy one |
01/24/26 |
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I know, Becky! I keep telling him he should send that one to Weird Al! |
01/24/26 |
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do u think this girls ass is too big? |
01/24/26 |
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pedophilic jew mafia niggers descended on my life like vultures |
01/24/26 |
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Obama's nonprofit promotes "age diverse intimate networking" |
01/24/26 |
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Jared this is NSAM. Get in this thread and stalk me some more you fat old bitch |
01/24/26 |
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Brooklyn Neighborhood Still Banging Pots for Hospital Staff (link) |
01/24/26 |
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Jared is stalking me using his TDNW moniker today. I feel blessed |
01/24/26 |
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Obama: befriend gay leatherdaddies and let them hang out with your sons or else |
01/24/26 |
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Hegseth says the US is prepared to defend Taiwan |
01/24/26 |
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Jared and Neville Baumeister-Fernandes |
01/24/26 |
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Re: girls who "got that dog in them" |
01/24/26 |
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"It's so 180 to win best picture, this has truly been a Train Dream." *soyface* |
01/24/26 |
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Ooh Trolley, problem so hard... Don't nobody know my troubles but God |
01/24/26 |
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Elon just retweeted CharlesXII |
01/24/26 |
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ice now terrorizing portland maine |
01/24/26 |
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Zelenskyy: Europe sucks. We want to be part of the EU |
01/24/26 |
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The boomiest boomer that ever boomed |
01/24/26 |
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Make Alberta Great Again |
01/24/26 |
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Is the Jewish mafia murderous pedophile conspiracy poaster really jafar tp? |
01/24/26 |
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"@grok now make the careless goth girl spill more ranch dressing on her chin" |
01/24/26 |
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gasoline enema until your colon pops like a flammable balloon |
01/24/26 |
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Luis throwing a fit when the carnival rides don’t accept Apple Pay |
01/24/26 |
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Acceptable to wear Cat in the Hat hat to big law? |
01/24/26 |
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Zoomer co-workers say "lowkey" and "sus" constantly (evan39) |
01/24/26 |
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Denver man found having sex with computer he called "The Machi |
01/24/26 |
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90s NBA player Scot Pollard in funny flame war with twitter randos |
01/24/26 |
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Barron Trump "rudely" saves woman's life using advanced 911 phone skills |
01/24/26 |
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hannah and her sisters but it's scholarship and his alts |
01/24/26 |
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Flyertalk Eurocuck Bags On USA For Being Fat |
01/24/26 |
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Eurocucks traded away a whole civilization for some grilled meats in flatbreads |
01/24/26 |
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I CAN’T BELEEF HOW STUPID POLICE ARE!!!!! |
01/24/26 |
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Are Reptile why isnt it mission accomplished for Putin in syria yet |
01/24/26 |
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You may not like it but this is what peak engineer looks like |
01/24/26 |
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mr jinx writing “Gay for the stay!” under ‘occupation’ on Thai visa form |
01/24/26 |
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The Train Trilogy: Train Dreams (2025), Train Reams (2027), Train Creams (2029) |
01/24/26 |
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Chicago lib CONVICTED of trying to murder ICE captain Greg Bovino! |
01/24/26 |
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Mr Jinx's "musique concrete" compositions are mostly him gargling ladyboy penis. |
01/24/26 |
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Too busy eating bonbons and lobster tails to join the ICE protests |
01/24/26 |
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Jaws theme plays as Spaceporn tiptoes down corridor at 2am |
01/24/26 |
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"I'm like a vampire who lives off cum" he said, beady eyes narrowing (Peterman) |
01/24/26 |
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"Mr. Peterman, we said a sperm sample, but you spit in this cup?" *beady eyes na |
01/24/26 |
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Mechanic: “You want to get the tranny serviced?” *beady eyes narrow* |
01/24/26 |
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"Will you accept a collect call from: " *Stephen hawking voice* "AssFaggot" |
01/24/26 |
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Petro, did you get burned by Mr Jinx's latest SPAC? |
01/24/26 |
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Mr Jinxs “Shutdown Survival Kit” was a cruel joke played on govt workers |
01/24/26 |
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Mr Jinx’s Trans Sybian Railroad finally hit a snag at the Trademark Office |
01/24/26 |
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Mr Jinx leaves a signup sheet for 'leapfrog class' at the park |
01/24/26 |
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jfc mr jinx caught driving 90mph w/ genitals hanging out window |
01/24/26 |
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Jinxian Plot Vs. Jinxian Ploy: Spotting The Difference (3hr seminar; 2.5 CLE cre |
01/24/26 |
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Men Without Pants - The Jinxian Dance.mp3 |
01/24/26 |
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Turns out that "alt-Jinxianism" is just regular Jinxianism with photo filters |
01/24/26 |
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Hamnet & Train Dreams & A House of Dynamite best films of year |
01/24/26 |
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Mr. Jinx telling people that he still cares about you despite your impotence |
01/24/26 |
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SP here. Rating poasters are fucked or not fucked. |
01/24/26 |
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EPAH whats your GFs body count? |
01/24/26 |
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Why have white women flamed out so spectacularly? |
01/24/26 |
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Reddits public now right? Elon can buy it for like $5 and destroy it? |
01/24/26 |
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NSAM's AI Magic Tricks tp |
01/24/26 |
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you belong to your father, the devil |
01/24/26 |
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Announcement: I am re-writing/re-starting my novel, almost 20 years later. |
01/24/26 |
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PROTIP: end of every Claude convo, have it audit itself as a "senior associate" |
01/24/26 |
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mainlining: do u ever "bump in to" evan39 in seattle? |
01/24/26 |
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i can't, my data centers |
01/24/26 |
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Alexander: Conquered entire known world in his 20s. U: 12th year associate |
01/24/26 |
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DESCRIBE $500K/YEAR (ADJUSTED) PEAK ALEXANDRIA (285–246 B.C.) |
01/24/26 |
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kill kike crime families in hallandale florida |
01/24/26 |
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The first mention of Acoma was in 1539. |
01/24/26 |
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ChatGPT Plus (5.2 Thinking) has been "Thinking" for 9 mins and 18 secs |
01/24/26 |
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Goddamn it, My Mahchine™, you will be the end of me |
01/24/26 |
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Mainlining slowly inserting his penis into his “MachInE.” “Suck your creat |
01/24/26 |
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“I love you, my MaChInE.” Error. Abort. “No.” Please, Abort. Mainlining, |
01/24/26 |
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An offline LLM understood this prompt and gave a good response |
01/24/26 |
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California is going to have a Republican governor |
01/24/26 |
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Kamala would’ve been better than Trump overall |
01/24/26 |
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Let’s replace the Hell of the weekday w/ the Hell of the weekend, u think to u |
01/24/26 |
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Francis Fukuyama helped me predict silver's rise, I think |
01/24/26 |
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It's here. It'stime. It's another round of Prole or Not Prole |
01/24/26 |
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A thing I learned about cons during Trump is how bad their bullshit detectors |
01/24/26 |
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"ChatGPT, how do I swap out this garbage disposal unit?" "Thanks, but I don't ha |
01/24/26 |
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Eastern German girls singing patriotic songs, part II - link |
01/24/26 |
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Holy shit Kyrsten Sinema |
01/24/26 |
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do you take this deal? Increase support for Isreal but we get White country back |
01/24/26 |
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Rate this Ukrainian drone pilot |
01/24/26 |
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Btw libs, it is now Gulf of America on all authoritative maps |
01/24/26 |
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Ever since we saw Ned Stark get beheaded this nation hasn’t been the same |
01/24/26 |
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so "pollen and allergies" are year round now lmao |
01/24/26 |
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If AI is junk why is Russia putting it in its drones? |
01/24/26 |
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Damn it feels good to be a poaster |
01/24/26 |
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Go ahead an try to re-create this AI image. You'll never be able to do it |
01/24/26 |
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Intel is going to make ASICs. You never heard of those because you're American |
01/24/26 |
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Talk me out of going to get an 🎱🧥 |
01/24/26 |
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JFC: this 1994 ice storm was unreal - video |
01/24/26 |
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Prole tell: thinking you can just ignore China. Nixon and Kissinger didn't |
01/24/26 |
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Latte | ponytail | turtleneck |
01/24/26 |
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Big data is a bubble. AI is not. See e.g. CHINA |
01/24/26 |
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Mig's "AI" bot, i.e. a mountain of ground up Adderall, is on an absolute tear rn |
01/24/26 |
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And the bat's in the ladle and we're not immune, president Hu with a face like a |
01/24/26 |
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You think AI couldn't do a better job writing the Neoliberal Feudalism substack? |
01/24/26 |
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That’s a le nice heckin pupperino you’ve got there kind stranger |
01/24/26 |
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"Bondi" Invokes FOIA exception to evade discovery requests: ROOKIE TELL |
01/24/26 |
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I like to rock Prada suits and my ass is fat (Emily Valentine) |
01/24/26 |
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It seems like you have to have $10-15m minimum to have a lake rat lifestyle |
01/24/26 |
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Study: Dobbs ruling has increased Black population by >100,000 since 2022 |
01/24/26 |
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Nesticle | big 'ol heavy computer monitor | Super Dodge Ball |
01/24/26 |
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Best part of holiday season? Tom Petty Radio on SiriusXM |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, please generate fiction in which men take obscene liberties with my body |
01/23/26 |
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biglaw partners see you and alexa as the same thing essentially |
01/23/26 |
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"They're putting the AI directly into their drones, guys." |
01/23/26 |
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Paralegal Mohammad = Homosexual buttpenis rider |
01/23/26 |
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I am no longer a bitch wagecuck |
01/23/26 |
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Talk me out of going to get an 🎱 |
01/23/26 |
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I feel like "AI is a game-changer!" is the perfect midwit tell. |
01/23/26 |
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In a perfect world all would be models bottles & shit posting |
01/23/26 |
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"You mean we can all make our own movies?!! AI will change my life!" |
01/23/26 |
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Western values: stealing oil tankers, microwaving Venezuelans, shooting white wo |
01/23/26 |
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She was blocking traffic, now her kids will be orphans. Absolute immunity |
01/23/26 |
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*Opens door to sharklasers room with cookies and Tang* |
01/23/26 |
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dear god pls let a fortuitous penguin lead me into the mountains |
01/23/26 |
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"Uh, there are other kind of dreams?", the autistic man scoffed at the Oscars |
01/23/26 |
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Mysterious Frenchman domes hundreds of shitcriminals in first salvo of (link |
01/23/26 |
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alexa, check in my SharePoint documents and take me to the event horizon |
01/23/26 |
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Turbo fag planning to fuck 1,000 male assholes in one day |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, play GAY music". ... "Shuffling songs by _________ |
01/23/26 |
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Be honest: How many of you shit in a poop bucket rather than a normal toilet? |
01/23/26 |
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the humans are dead |
01/23/26 |
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Tomio Okamura, charged with inciting racial hatred, now head of Czech parliament |
01/23/26 |
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You think AI == LLM chatbots and deepfakes. I can smell it in your poasts |
01/23/26 |
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only recently learned that we have no fucking clue about Wallace Fard Muhammad |
01/23/26 |
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AI is better at law than the average Fordham grad. That's all I'm saying |
01/23/26 |
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winter storm of the century already dissipated and over haha whoops |
01/23/26 |
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Nvidia's own public statements make it clear we are in an AI bubble |
01/23/26 |
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Cum everywhere |
01/23/26 |
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Whoops! China says it doesn't need Nvidia, tells birdshits to go fuck themselves |
01/23/26 |
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AI would notice that clause 7.2 and 9.6 are duplicative, the joke's on you |
01/23/26 |
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The winter storm will cause collapse of US... roving cannibal gangs on snowmobil |
01/23/26 |
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Whats the endgame for people obsessed with AI? |
01/23/26 |
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Replacing Nvidia with AMD makes no sense when both use TSMC |
01/23/26 |
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college friend, good guy who went woke in urban area, got assaulted. |
01/23/26 |
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Rub that pussy all over my face |
01/23/26 |
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Rate this despicable Alabama high school teacher who fucked 3 of her student |
01/23/26 |
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Gyat GPT |
01/23/26 |
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Just do bet the farm on China doing nothing ever, like Consuela and TSINAH |
01/23/26 |
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nobody gives a shit about the olympics anymore |
01/23/26 |
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Song Remains the Same audience polled: what do you remember? "Plant jacket" |
01/23/26 |
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your father cooing like a faggot as I ejaculate deep in his ass |
01/23/26 |
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Cons what the fuck is "absolute immunity?" Is that a legal concept? |
01/23/26 |
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