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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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I love Oasis but have 0 interest in going to their concert in 2025 |
10/04/24 |
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Your wife sneaks a post-it in your briefcase “I can’t wait to suck your d la |
10/04/24 |
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Pissed off George Foreman raping you in 1967 |
10/04/24 |
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what exactly is the point of liz cheney |
10/04/24 |
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ur future zoomer wife blowing down ur door w/ shotgun: “dude” |
10/04/24 |
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can some plz get Lara Logan a moniker? |
10/04/24 |
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hypothet: EV results come in but are completely bizarre and unexpected |
10/04/24 |
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yeah man let's hang out soon (last text from best friend 11 months ago) |
10/04/24 |
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Rate these office photos (CSLG) |
10/04/24 |
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William T. Sherman is famous for totally unimpressive shit like this |
10/04/24 |
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Rate this (non Jewish) whore I'm banging this evening |
10/04/24 |
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I got buttraped by an employee of a major auto parts supplier |
10/04/24 |
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Does anyone want to go against the grain and argue that Kamala will win? |
10/04/24 |
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Mod: "So u just say totally made up things?" Vance: "Yes, it's called a 'flame'" |
10/04/24 |
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FEMA actively blocking citizens from helping hurricane victims (link) |
10/04/24 |
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Lmao sorority chicks put “Min Height 6’4” sign outside their house (pic) |
10/04/24 |
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LMAO @ these sexy texts between hot af blonde teacher and 13 y/o student "victim |
10/04/24 |
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TROUBLE: wore my suit coat while shitting nastily ... the wipe was a disaster |
10/04/24 |
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no rape like the present |
10/04/24 |
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Harris extends lead in MI |
10/04/24 |
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There has never been a military weapon that actually changed the fundamentals |
10/04/24 |
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In 1789 only 25% of French people spoke French |
10/04/24 |
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Over 45,000 votes ALREADY out of Wayne County (Detroit). MASE tp FUCKED. |
10/04/24 |
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Illegals are gang raping orphaned kids in NC |
10/04/24 |
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Oasis announce 3 US dates for 2025 tour |
10/04/24 |
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I've been noticing chicks I hang out w/ in their late 30s/early 40s: BABY KNEES |
10/04/24 |
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true blue American conservative tp |
10/04/24 |
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where did this hurricane come from |
10/04/24 |
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Israeli lives are worth at least 10x as much as American lives (proof ITT) |
10/04/24 |
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jcm did u watch malignant if not u should (and go in blind as possible) |
10/04/24 |
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tp. *slams shot glass on bar counter* |
10/04/24 |
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Happy October 7th, to those who celebrate! |
10/04/24 |
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Playing the same song you loved as a child from your hospital bed one last time. |
10/04/24 |
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*literally possesses a hole that never closes* "i'm voting!" |
10/04/24 |
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do wombs get haunted from all the abortions? |
10/04/24 |
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*Alice in Chains voice* Here they come to rape the Joker |
10/04/24 |
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explaining to lex that u need 2 more people to be part of a love triangle |
10/04/24 |
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When will Fizzkidd join a nunery? |
10/04/24 |
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ASU Beckies agree: we DEMAND a litigator's salary |
10/04/24 |
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Did Dems not live through '16-20 |
10/04/24 |
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okay fine, I see I'm not wanted here. *hits f5* |
10/04/24 |
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crazy how spaceporn, EPAH & CSLG aren't in prison for their crimes |
10/04/24 |
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Kamala and Liz Cheney throw a party celebrating end of the country |
10/04/24 |
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sending your wife out for sexual reparations |
10/04/24 |
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my family is full of mercenaries tp |
10/04/24 |
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haunted pussy tp |
10/04/24 |
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MY LIFE IS COMPLETELY AND PERMANENTLY FUCKED |
10/04/24 |
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Trump has more public support now than ever before |
10/04/24 |
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stealing pizza from israelis tp |
10/04/24 |
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What are some good Twitter accts to follow for early voting results / analysis? |
10/04/24 |
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Apparently JOKER II is a steaming shitpilie. He gets the joker RAPED out of him |
10/04/24 |
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von Neumanns hyperrational realization piercing through terror management theory |
10/04/24 |
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"NOOOO THEY RUINED MY CAPESHIT" MASE cried, arms flapping hysterically |
10/04/24 |
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your future zoomer wife squinting at camera and answering "three figures" when |
10/04/24 |
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Elon will be at Trump's rally tomorrow in Butler, PA! (Link) |
10/04/24 |
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just created some content. feels 180. |
10/04/24 |
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a litigator's salary! i demand it! she said before sitting on ur face tp |
10/04/24 |
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weirdo garth brooks did a RAPING and surprisingly it wasn't to a MAN |
10/04/24 |
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Sydney Sweeney's gigantic areolas |
10/04/24 |
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Henry Winkler's penis |
10/04/24 |
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Flowers for Algernon but it's about Lex being straight for a week |
10/04/24 |
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Stupid fucking birdshits think Russia could have repelled Japan in December 1941 |
10/04/24 |
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My friend's Jewess wife hates their daughter for being more attractive than her |
10/04/24 |
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Nothing has ever mattered at all, not even for a moment |
10/04/24 |
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Do working class americans actually like and respect ELON MUSK? |
10/04/24 |
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Haitians = cursed. More Haitians in USA = more disasters coming to USA |
10/04/24 |
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Flowers for Algernon except its about Peterman being rich for a week |
10/04/24 |
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Rob Thomas: “At least I have a kid unlike Jason Mraz!” |
10/04/24 |
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none of this insanity would be allowed if halford was still with us |
10/04/24 |
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what's there to do in mexico city ? planning a trip for new years |
10/04/24 |
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Lob friend is immortal and laughs at me because I will die someday |
10/04/24 |
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Prole tell: By you more than 10 responses |
10/04/24 |
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Oh wow here comes an XO incel to give marriage/dating advice! |
10/04/24 |
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Trump the Peaceful kept us out of wars & once tried to buy Greenland🇬🇱 |
10/04/24 |
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Prole tell: By you more than 10 pages long |
10/04/24 |
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Southern Poverty Law Center: "IIT-Chennai is number one White Supremist universi |
10/04/24 |
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"Excuse me sir I-" *briefcase full of post-it notes from ur ex-wife spills open* |
10/04/24 |
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Burma literally had it all but blew it and it's been shit for decades wow |
10/04/24 |
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Could you hit 30 home runs in a full season of AA (minors) baseball? |
10/04/24 |
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I'M GOING GOING BACK BACK TO BUTLER BUTLER |
10/04/24 |
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Is Modesto, California nice? Job offer there, and I've never heard of it |
10/04/24 |
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Your adult daughter placing your childhood "stuffie" into ur coffin as she weeps |
10/04/24 |
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The first shovelful of dirt hits the hole. "Tigers can't live forever, Calvin." |
10/04/24 |
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I called out a poaster for being ungrateful after I blank bumped him. Was I wron |
10/04/24 |
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Do libs think Kamala hitting campaign trail with Liz Cheney is good? |
10/04/24 |
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Peterman's "lot boss" backhanding him after another mention of his "computer coi |
10/04/24 |
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"Im sorry honey dog" u say in dulcet tone as needle pierces his honey-toned coat |
10/04/24 |
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Noone has addressed how 2020 stolen election has now been made secure |
10/04/24 |
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FEMA $750 voucher application asks if you support Green New Deal (link) |
10/04/24 |
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"sahil bloom" |
10/04/24 |
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FEMA statement on accidental napalm release in North Carolina |
10/04/24 |
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Lebanese FM: Israel & Hezbollah agreed to ceasefire before IDF killed Nasrallah |
10/04/24 |
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Are you going to be buried or cremated? |
10/04/24 |
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xo mit students steal pizzas from tls zionists (link) |
10/04/24 |
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the xo minecraft server has a lack of content and players |
10/04/24 |
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What do Peterman and lettuce have in common? |
10/04/24 |
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Someone should make an XO cookbook |
10/04/24 |
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Netanyahu bugged Boris Johnson's toilet after asking to use it |
10/04/24 |
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Bros, remember that the love you take is equal to the love you make |
10/04/24 |
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Jobs report is fake YET AGAIN, designed to help brown hooker, will be revised |
10/04/24 |
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TT would you wife and/or fuck based pajeeta Harmeet Dhillon? |
10/04/24 |
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Cleaning ladies make more than vast majority of attorneys |
10/04/24 |
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Where have you gone Preet Bharara, a nation pipes its lonely eyes to you, jew je |
10/04/24 |
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Why do judges keep releasing super violent offenders? |
10/04/24 |
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high-IQ lesbian-brained man here looking for a highly religious, highly online |
10/04/24 |
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ur son, 4th year at Cravath, giving ur eulogy: "This is from dad's best brief." |
10/04/24 |
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Leiter: we need to shut down free speech and the internet |
10/04/24 |
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I called out a girl for being ungrateful after helping her. Was I wrong |
10/04/24 |
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WH phone rings at 4am "call back at 11am, she hit the vodka last night" |
10/04/24 |
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Anyone want to see Calvin Harris with me on Sunday |
10/04/24 |
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World Series Predictions |
10/04/24 |
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WH phone rings at 4am: it's DC police doing (another) wellness check |
10/04/24 |
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Where are the shareblue lib pumos today? |
10/04/24 |
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There's no way Kamala wins |
10/04/24 |
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r/irishdance: Starting Irish Step Dance as an Adult Male |
10/04/24 |
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Tall, white, intelligent, rich, >30, academically accomplished and Catholic |
10/04/24 |
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Mayorkas is barely 5’ |
10/04/24 |
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Why does Speak & Spell keep displaying "MURDER UR FAMILY" |
10/04/24 |
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A dying old man with a mind unmolested by passage of time begging for more life. |
10/04/24 |
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abortion is a reward so we should only give it to the groups we cherish the most |
10/04/24 |
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*wakes up* *rubs eyes* *spoons gf* *whispers in her ear* "nigger" |
10/04/24 |
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This “Mayorkas” freak is like a sick comic book villain |
10/04/24 |
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#1 hobby F30-45: sitting in parking lot, car running, playing on phone |
10/04/24 |
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Mr Bboooom you did it right! But soon comes fraud & lies! (tune of Mr Blue Eyes) |
10/04/24 |
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r/BoomersBeingFools is a parade of insane white boomers |
10/04/24 |
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"I'm cumming honey dog" u say in dulcet tone to ur dog with its honey-toned coat |
10/04/24 |
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2024 World Series: xo Tigers vs. MeTTTs |
10/04/24 |
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lol, mba chick calendared a zoom meeting to dump me |
10/04/24 |
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HYPO: $10m but have to live in either Miami, NYC, or Austin |
10/04/24 |
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"D"NC (soros+🇨🇳) faced zero consequences for 2020 election fraud& won't st |
10/04/24 |
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*rubs temples* |
10/04/24 |
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I have 4100 shares of Palantir/PLTR. When is Thiel going to "turn it on"? |
10/04/24 |
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FEMA spokesperson: “We had to destroy Appalachia in order to save it” |
10/04/24 |
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"Preserving our Democracy" but the actual citizens clearly want Trump |
10/04/24 |
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Tucker Carlson in extended interview: 'I strongly identify with The Joker..'' |
10/04/24 |
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Is there some colossal skeleton in Trump's closet that I'm missing |
10/04/24 |
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a weird bitch who makes her own clothes tp |
10/04/24 |
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fitter. happier. genuine. transparent. generous with one's time. |
10/04/24 |
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jcm what does it feel like to get nutted in |
10/04/24 |
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Women have holes in them |
10/04/24 |
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"where do u see urself in 20 years?" "typing 'scarlett o. diaper' on computer" |
10/04/24 |
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Women shouldn’t be allowed in pools because water gets inside them and falls o |
10/04/24 |
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the trail of snail leads to the palace of wisdom |
10/04/24 |
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You rarely see a tall man thats sad. Depression doesnt reach such heights |
10/04/24 |
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panty sniffing is 180 |
10/04/24 |
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Look at Joe Rogan now |
10/04/24 |
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The lack of (((mainstream media))) coverage on Helene's aftermath is criminal |
10/04/24 |
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*kanye steals mic* “Joe Biden does not care about whites people.” |
10/04/24 |
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I'm in the "Spicy Latina" phase of my Spicy Latina dating career |
10/04/24 |
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lol at this tweet from FEMA |
10/04/24 |
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