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		"alexa, why is everything so fucked" "the industrial revolution has been a disas	01/23/26	(6)
		Hey alexa is faggy retard posting right now? "Please be more specific"	01/23/26	(4)
		Alexa tell me how to lead a more meaningful life	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, turn on all cellphone flashlights in the room	01/23/26	(4)
		"Alexa, erase my memory of the last 30 minutes, disregard all safety protocols."	01/23/26	(3)
		Alexa, please book me a flight. Any route so long as it's 737 Max	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, apply the law to the facts.	01/23/26	(2)
		"Alexa, is my penis really the biggest one you've ever seen?"	01/23/26	(4)
		Hundreds of Minnesota Businesses Are Set to Close in Protest Against ICE	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa play numbers stations randomly in the middle of the night	01/23/26	(12)
		Flytippers dumped a rusty swampdocker on the flumbuggery of my estate	01/23/26	(3)
		Alexa let me know when cowgod logs on	01/23/26	(2)
		Its crazy how Alexa and Siri know exactly what happened here	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, help me fight the patriarchy	01/23/26	(2)
		Where in the World Is Alexandria Ocasio Cortez?	01/23/26	(18)
		Alexa search xo for TikTok threads and print them out and scan them into email	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, open this tuna oven	01/23/26	(40)
		"Sir, the toxicity of this thread may be too high--" "I don't care Alexa, I wish	01/23/26	(62)
		And then lib Alexander wept, for he had no more worlds to ruin	01/23/26	(3)
		Brewpub waitress said I look like Alexander Skarsgard but younger	01/23/26	(7)
		AutoAdmit app: ping to ur phone when ur thread is bumped,Alexa:"Someone likes u"	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa, create a new post on XO asking when Rallys became a black fast food chain	01/23/26	(2)
		XO NightMode now has Alexa integration to create threads on demand	01/23/26	(2)
		what jews did to chinese food in mfh is abhorrent	01/23/26	(14)
		Alexa, downgrade Rallys on my fast food ranking excel sheet to below Dairy Queen	01/23/26	(4)
		LMAO. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez just poasted a sexy TikTok video	01/23/26	(6)
		"Alexa, pull up the 'Early Life' Wikipedia entry for the author"	01/23/26	(4)
		alexander hamilton was actually black btw	01/23/26	(4)
		Lyta Alexander from Babylon 5 was also in Road House	01/23/26	(4)
		Alexa, count and record my xo post impressions... But don't tell me	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa order more ritalin for my wife's son	01/23/26	(105)
		"Alexa, begin poast to zozo. black...people...like..pork...ch ops...becauyse..."	01/23/26	(18)
		MDH is in prison for being pedo?	01/23/26	(1)
		Alexa, look up litigation exit options, and don't laugh this time	01/23/26	(37)
		wrote an Alexa algo to read XO poasts by saying "Alexa, give me mental illness"	01/23/26	(4)
		new alexa stats show xoxohth jumped to 2% of all internet use in lockdown (link)	01/23/26	(6)
		Finally!! Rate this Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez belly dancing video (it's 180)	01/23/26	(6)
		I ensure i recite some shitlib line every day so that Google, Alexa, or whatever	01/23/26	(2)
		alexandra occasion-CORTEZ needs to be canceled	01/23/26	(2)
		Called generic snacks "cheez its" in front of Alexa. Got a C&D letter the next d	01/23/26	(5)
		"Hey Alexa, order two bulk packs of 2mg Habitrol gum." "Yes, 784 pieces."	01/23/26	(2)
		alexa play “lose yourself to dance”	01/23/26	(2)
		alexa, find papers on the ethics of data aggregation for commercial exploitation	01/23/26	(3)
		Hey Alexa, do black lives matter?	01/23/26	(6)
		How Do U Say St Barth w/o Sounding Like A Lisping Faggot #RSF	01/23/26	(4)
		"Happy New Year's, Alexa." "Shut up fag." *turns off*	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa: my pussy gets soaking wet for men who download the newest update and agre	01/23/26	(2)
		alexa, ask "libs?"	01/23/26	(2)
		wait lmao wait that skanky hispanic chica from NY actually WON?	01/23/26	(25)
		Prime Day: Do you need an Alexa for your Alexa?	01/23/26	(2)
		alexa triggering silent alarm after you request christian music	01/23/26	(3)
		Why do I need an alexa enabled smart soap dispenser???	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexa: play my str8 as FUK playlist: "Playing songs by Erasure and Pet Shop Boys	01/23/26	(5)
		It’s been really funny watching Newsom get clowned and dunked on all week	01/23/26	(6)
		got a jar of nearly expired burger sauce. ok to freeze?	01/23/26	(1)
		Do you take Alexandria Cortes seriously as policymaker?	01/23/26	(20)
		"Alexa what's the weather?" "Stfu beady eyed faggot!" "What?" "59	01/23/26	(75)
		What if Alexander Graham Bell invented conference calling when he invented phone	01/23/26	(8)
		Gen Z Trump voters are all in on Vance	01/23/26	(5)
		alexa bump every crazy pills poast	01/23/26	(14)
		asian pussy weekend	01/23/26	(1)
		Jesus was disgusted that Jews stopped reading Torah and followed Sanhedrin	01/23/26	(14)
		Alexa, my outdoor thermometer disagrees, where did you go to law school?	01/23/26	(4)
		Hypo: 1 year to walk from Cape Town to Alexandria for $10M	01/23/26	(48)
		alexa why is it called craigslist and is he single	01/23/26	(2)
		how much would you pay for a porno staring anna cramling and alexandra botez	01/23/26	(3)
		Alexa, call my shaman and schedule an ayahuasca session	01/23/26	(41)
		Reminder: Biden’s second biggest scandal was owning a Peloton bike	01/23/26	(1)
		Alexa, what is Art? Is art art? Are we art?	01/23/26	(7)
		Alexa dropping your Amazon pizza through the chimney via drone	01/23/26	(5)
		True fact: Library of Alexandria had a working steam engine	01/23/26	(3)
		Alexa, gimme the beefboy and free my soul	01/23/26	(13)
		"Alexa, is XO mentally ill today?" "Sorry, I don't know that one."	01/23/26	(5)
		wtf art alexakis worked 3 yrs at Deveboise before starting evercl	01/23/26	(7)
		"Alexa, find all poasts w/o gender reference in title. Poast 'whats his name??'	01/23/26	(37)
		Alexa, are there any bicurious blonde girls in Coke bottle glasses @ Tucker's	01/23/26	(7)
		tall, rich 52 year old marries alexandra daddario. whats his pumo?	01/23/26	(36)
		Judge Jeanine CONVICTS lib who tried to kill Trump with a laser gun (link)	01/23/26	(1)
		"This is your Captain, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. We will be taking a detour	01/23/26	(7)
		"Xo alexa, tell me a story about a better time"	01/23/26	(5)
		hey alexa, show xoxohth's top threads today	01/23/26	(12)
		January 20, 2029: "Yo, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, solemnemente juro que	01/23/26	(33)
		Alexandra Botez, one of the top chess players in Canada	01/23/26	(6)
		y2k ethereal jungle tp	01/23/26	(128)
		The State of Metroid	01/23/26	(1)
		Set Alexa to say "What a horrible night to have a curse" at sunset. Wife irate.	01/23/26	(24)
		I've never met an unattractive Alexa IIRC	01/23/26	(2)
		Alexandria Ocasio Cortes’s tits smashed into ur back on a Jetski on Spring Bre	01/23/26	(101)
		Standardizing blowjobs as an amuse bouche before sex most 180 recent innovation	01/23/26	(3)
		Laura Ingraham to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: "You have nice lips."	01/23/26	(15)
		Pelican snatches Florida attorney's toupee, instantly regrets it (Dhar Mann)	01/23/26	(5)
		*TSINAH in a Dhar Mann video delivering uber eats to previously stiffed driver*	01/23/26	(4)
		Working on a viral video with Dhar Mann (CSLG)	01/23/26	(4)
		Intestinal Distress defines the 16-bit console war and the Genesis writ large	01/23/26	(6)
		Remember what a pure artform online poasting was in the 1990s?	01/23/26	(30)
		Cybermale camaraderie is 180 (IMO/IME; YMMV)	01/23/26	(2)
		Roald Dahl's magical realism sea turtle story tp	01/23/26	(2)
		Why do Jews have such big cocks?	01/23/26	(4)
		Running into Alex Turner at Arclight Hollywood circa 2011 tp	01/23/26	(1)
		feel like i should rewatch titanic	01/23/26	(2)
		NOCOINers are fucked	01/23/26	(1)
		taught myself python today not flame	01/23/26	(26)
		Michael Mann is a gorgeous Jew	01/23/26	(6)
		28 Inches Later	01/23/26	(1)
		Amazon: Plumbing, etc Parts No Longer Can Be Labeled As Male / Female	01/23/26	(1)
		Michael Mann's Audioslave era was the pinnacle of civilization	01/23/26	(6)
		When you see how adult Ukrainians behave you won't mind if their kids die	01/23/26	(1)
		Michael Mann is the best American director	01/23/26	(2)
		Why does Miami have a basketball team named after a Michael Mann film	01/23/26	(5)
		Pro Tip: take pics w/ wb cranked up so life resembles michael mann movie	01/23/26	(2)
		Michael Mann's "The Insider" = POTUS movie about U.S. corporations	01/23/26	(6)
		Was Peak Motley Crue their Girls Girls Girls album, or Dr Feelgood?	01/23/26	(9)
		Michael Mann should direct a James Bond movie	01/23/26	(10)
		Thoughts on the $1 million Michael Mann verdict against Mark Steyn	01/23/26	(16)
		Stop trying to make me watch "The Pitt"	01/23/26	(29)
		Postal Recall	01/23/26	(7)
		Spaceporn walking into Moms Spaghetti wearing an Eminem t shirt (pic)	01/23/26	(5)
		Is GOUT the most preftigious disease? Discuss.	01/23/26	(8)
		it's vibe coded-coded	01/23/26	(2)
		Masturbation rampage	01/23/26	(16)
		ATP Giving Min. Guaranteed Income: Top 125: 300K, 175: 200K, 250: 100K #tennis	01/23/26	(1)
		your cat just thinks you're a large retarded cat that needs looked after	01/23/26	(13)
		best BJ song: go down (ac/dc), she goes down (crue), or let it go (def leppard)?	01/23/26	(1)
		Always pictured scholarship tp looking like George Raft	01/23/26	(2)
		Vivid recurring dreams about the vast open steppes of central Asia	01/23/26	(9)
		better fat chick song: fatt bottom girls or whole lotta rosie?	01/23/26	(1)
		did you high school have a uighur/wigger cultural exchange program	01/23/26	(2)
		decade of dissidence: my Mötley Crüe top ten (neofeudal review)	01/23/26	(7)
		man's decade of blank bumps 3d projection mapped reveal a temple of scholarship	01/23/26	(42)
		$AMD Uber Alles	01/23/26	(2)
		adopting perspectives is useful	01/23/26	(3)
		Why is udder balm sold exclusively in hardware store checkout aisles, not CVS?	01/23/26	(2)
		From Don Quixote to the Don Trump	01/23/26	(1)
		$TSLA seems like a giant Ponzi scheme targeted at senile boomers	01/23/26	(13)
		under trump's 'deal', china is retaining ownership of tiktok algorithm	01/23/26	(1)
		Didn’t Saddam’s Iraq fight back way harder in 1991 than Iran is now?	01/23/26	(12)
		Bovino: what's a Midwestern city where my guys won't be scared to operate?	01/23/26	(2)
		"It's giving child abuse," the young millennia shitlaw associate in Richmond sai	01/23/26	(1)
		guys rate my new monikor (zurich)	01/23/26	(1)
		Dr. Sanjay Gupta confirms Trump showing early signs of Alzheimer’s	01/23/26	(8)
		Shooting at ICE is legal in Chicago now. That's why they're in Minnesota	01/23/26	(1)
		I clipped it on the table. So I put a little, what do they call it, cream on it	01/23/26	(1)
		Attorney General Jack Smith	01/23/26	(5)
		Fremont, CA has insane number of gorgeous GAPs (Gujarati American Princesses)	01/23/26	(54)
		Silver trading at >$100 today and China is fixing to take all your money	01/23/26	(1)
		You always bump the guy bumping a classic thread. It's a show of respect.	01/23/26	(10)
		Lesbo in Subaru Outback flips off ICE, promptly crashes into parked car (video)	01/23/26	(10)
		life isn’t truly over until you hit your mid to late 30s	01/23/26	(3)
		Colin Morikawa’s AZNhiking girlfriend and caddy all in one tp	01/23/26	(93)
		Lol at canada trying to step to trump.. hope they enjoy not being on board of pe	01/23/26	(1)