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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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MAGAs pleading with Trump not to cut their SNAP benefits |
10/28/25 |
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Large Russian mechanized assault just broke Ukraines's line in broad daylight |
10/28/25 |
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seems like we ought to know the dynamic viscosity of molten lithium by now |
10/28/25 |
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Boy that Jared Baumeister has a high IQ. Thinks I'm Chinese but unemployed lol |
10/28/25 |
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At work, tired af, after staying up late watching stupid dodgers steal game tp |
10/28/25 |
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RAID so big it takes 90 hours to encrypt |
10/28/25 |
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ljl@ Bovino asking for his daily court appearances to occur at 6pm |
10/28/25 |
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Medieval Times but it's jews clipping coins and stealing children from audience |
10/28/25 |
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JFC Usha is still only 39yo |
10/28/25 |
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Kogan’s Heroes |
10/28/25 |
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Just got a 12 hour Twitter ban for calling for mass deportation of Indians |
10/28/25 |
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TSINAH here. I'm still a fat gay motherfucker. |
10/28/25 |
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Jared Baumeister's arm hair is thicker than his arm veins |
10/28/25 |
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2029 NYT best seller “leaving the internet” author murdered |
10/28/25 |
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I haven’t been sick in a while. Like not even a cold since March |
10/28/25 |
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women are retarded pieces of shit |
10/28/25 |
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yooper here taking q's |
10/28/25 |
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TSINAH here. Spent the weekend prepping in anticipation of the foodstamp crisis |
10/28/25 |
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I hate to say it but President Trump has a documented history of misogynoir. |
10/28/25 |
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*flips "Days Since NSAM Last Schizo Outbreak" to zero* *it's already at zero* |
10/28/25 |
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so NSAM is going to starve without SNAP food stamps? |
10/28/25 |
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Xo John Rocker weighs in on the New York City election |
10/28/25 |
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‘MLB on Fox’ theme plays as “gamefaqs.com” autofills in cowgod’s brows |
10/28/25 |
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There's absolutely nothing more shameful than "work" in 2025 |
10/28/25 |
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Rate the Fireworks show for Trump in Japan |
10/28/25 |
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Your wife working night shifts in a "fulfillment center" |
10/28/25 |
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rat faced schizo chink yelling "CONS?! ANYONE?!" at you |
10/28/25 |
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Pan (Cast Iron, Lodge) opti (Zeiss) con (you) |
10/28/25 |
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"CONS?! ANYONE?!?" |
10/28/25 |
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Anyone? Cons? Hello? |
10/28/25 |
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crazy how some people in 40s age like shit and others don't |
10/28/25 |
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Lawyer can't see his penis without a mirror (link) |
10/28/25 |
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18yo Krysten Ritter with a Dreamcast controller in her pussy |
10/28/25 |
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Mamdani Derangement Syndrome |
10/28/25 |
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*flips "Days Since Nick's Last Crashout Against Superchats to zero *it is alread |
10/28/25 |
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Whatever happened to the “autopen” “scandal”? Memory holed too? |
10/28/25 |
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Michelin rater looks around, notices he's not the only person dining alone |
10/28/25 |
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Actual Reddit thread: "my daughter saw Trump feed the koi and over fed her goldf |
10/28/25 |
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Journalist can't find anyone on Capitol Hill answering America or Israel first |
10/28/25 |
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I think NSAM is having a schizophrenic episode again |
10/28/25 |
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libs became tariff experts in 24 hrs but can't fathom cloture |
10/28/25 |
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Some weird loser has a Youtube channel full of videos of HS beach volleyball gam |
10/28/25 |
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All Biden’s autopen pardons just got voided, lmao libs ur gonna die |
10/28/25 |
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ESPN is taking a different approach for its Sportscenter shows (link) |
10/28/25 |
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You Can Remove One: (1) All Niggas from US or (2) Immigration Act of 1965 |
10/28/25 |
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I moved back to my home city after a year abroad. Exploring my hometown like a t |
10/28/25 |
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Halo is aesthetically similar to Naboo as featured in the Phantom Menace |
10/28/25 |
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how many diapers have i changed, arrangin cheesy pizza dates, squanchin boys whi |
10/28/25 |
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Nick Fuentes possesses the Secret Knowledge |
10/28/25 |
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Why Tech Bros Are Getting Face-Lifts Now (WSJ) |
10/28/25 |
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this girl's boobs are definitely too pointy |
10/28/25 |
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MLB has surpassed NFL for me. Only behind CFB now. Used to be a hater. |
10/28/25 |
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MAGAs not gonna like this one |
10/28/25 |
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ICE is doing such a great job Trump is firing people left and right |
10/28/25 |
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Bovino has to appear in court every day until 11/5 now |
10/28/25 |
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what if things could just be more... comfy? |
10/28/25 |
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Fukuoka Softbank Hawks v. Hanshin Tigers for the 2025 Japan Series |
10/28/25 |
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Colombia's Births down 12% in ONE furking year |
10/28/25 |
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SP Jr breaking down: "He...he'd call it..cheesy pizza play date." Jury: *shrieks |
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Laywer: "He called them 'little cheesy pizza play dates."Jury: *gasps in horror* |
10/28/25 |
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digital anthropologist in the year 2800 "that's him, those blank bumps are his" |
10/28/25 |
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incredible chart on DNC word usage 2012-2024 |
10/28/25 |
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Tow truck driver you will be struck in the torso with a TOW missile |
10/28/25 |
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Hypo: $2M to visit all 433 Nat'l Park Service Sites in the next 12 months |
10/28/25 |
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‘Kissinger’ Review: What It Used to Mean to Make America Great (NYT) |
10/28/25 |
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Trump won’t reopen the government as long as the Epstein Files remain a threat |
10/28/25 |
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Trump’s biggest strength is he’s willing to hurt his own people to get |
10/28/25 |
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"My penis--" doobs paused for a long while, staring out the window, "remains." |
10/28/25 |
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Gunner is a fucking criminal for emailing posters off board under false pretense |
10/28/25 |
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Anyone doubt Steffi Graf set up the stabbing attack on Monica Seles in 1993? |
10/28/25 |
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Art hoe gf reading Anaïs Nin wearing a slip "for research" |
10/28/25 |
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Trump serving koi to Japanese pm at state dinner |
10/28/25 |
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Playroom hotdog, bar spaghetti…what’s next? |
10/28/25 |
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Epstein |
10/28/25 |
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Tucker: "In 1654?" *Awkward pause* Putin: "Exactly" |
10/28/25 |
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House of Wax (2005) with Paris Hilton starting on AMC |
10/28/25 |
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"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" playing as you sit outside Memorial Sloan Kettering |
10/28/25 |
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Does Freddie Freeman make HOF? |
10/28/25 |
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nurgle working remotely from Chinese ghost city, hasn’t spoken for months |
10/28/25 |
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Mt Rushmore of standups. Richard Lewis, Frank Caliendo, Bret Kreischer, Dane Coo |
10/28/25 |
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Almost no one is having CHILDREN |
10/28/25 |
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Study: men lose testosterone when they become fathers (link) |
10/28/25 |
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nanjing schizoid, actively manic |
10/28/25 |
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Someone from the group 2 Snapchat is responsible for giving NSAM a login |
10/28/25 |
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Reality: Spouse Fled |
10/28/25 |
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Cons, why can't Trump pay for SNAP like he paid Troops on October 15? |
10/28/25 |
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not flame, i was visited by a succubus last night |
10/28/25 |
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How does Trump have money to fuel ICE vehicles in Chicago but not for SNAP? |
10/28/25 |
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GET CONNNNNNEEECCCTTEEED FOR FREE @ EDUCATION CONNECTION |
10/28/25 |
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Why don criminals just kill their judges until they get a female one? |
10/28/25 |
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GO ON THE RECORD: WILL SNAP BENEFITS GO OUT 11/1? |
10/28/25 |
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Cons, how is Trump paying for all these deportations? Where'd he get the money? |
10/28/25 |
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Food Stamps receive last-minute funding |
10/28/25 |
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What are the "major events" of xoxo? |
10/28/25 |
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Going to Dairy Queen for the hamburgers |
10/28/25 |
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My BJC is a heat seeking missile for Latina, Armenian and Lebanese pussy |
10/28/25 |
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Cons, why is your #1 hero RSF on reddit every waking moment of the day? |
10/28/25 |
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the biggest shitcon on xo got outted as a fucking redditor; that's a fact |
10/28/25 |
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Cons are freaking out this morning, getting assraped in court, losing elections |
10/28/25 |
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Cons why can't courts just order Trump to pay SNAP benefits like he paid troops? |
10/28/25 |
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Put a drop of jojoba oil in the fish tank. fish went crazy! |
10/28/25 |
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Trump touring the child cages, feeds a Guatemalan child a piece of candy |
10/28/25 |
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Average height of Dodgers last 5 pitchers was 6’4 |
10/28/25 |
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Looks like Winsome Sears is getting BTFO today; shitcons LOVE HER |
10/28/25 |
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I'm talking about god's nutsack |
10/28/25 |
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CR to rent out housing on campus and get paid with sex? |
10/28/25 |
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Console Wars have Consequences |
10/28/25 |
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Starting Nov 3 LinkedIn will be selling all your data to AI brokers in India |
10/28/25 |
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Remember when XO was obsessed with “Jollibee” for a year? |
10/28/25 |
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ITT predict what benzo's life will look like 20 years from now |
10/28/25 |
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detained immigrants only fed koi food at alligator alcatraz |
10/28/25 |
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Japanese PM loves her white HANDSOME Trump |
10/28/25 |
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"Tucker, only coomers think NieR Automata is the best of the series" |
10/28/25 |
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This administration is extremely foul |
10/28/25 |
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Can someone explain why I'm seeing two different "new" female Japanese PMs? |
10/28/25 |
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Incredible new Epstein photo |
10/28/25 |
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So who is hiring the hookers? The landlords? |
10/28/25 |
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geno need a comprehensive rating of jollibees dishes |
10/28/25 |
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Apple iPlay: the video game console you control with gestures and voice commands |
10/28/25 |
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Cons why was Israel behind the Kirk assassination but not the Trump attempt |
10/28/25 |
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Don’t worry MAGA we’ll rescue you guys long term |
10/28/25 |
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Abrego Garcia judge orders DOJ to provide memo from pros who quit in protest |
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FBI: 'Trump's safe was filled with koi food.' |
10/28/25 |
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Alexa, open the nitrogen valve and email all koi threads to my kids |
10/28/25 |
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"The hotel in Pamplona had a koi pond. The pond was blue and in the afternoons I |
10/28/25 |
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benzo: “I was voted most likely to rule the world in high school” LMFAOOOOOO |
10/28/25 |
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RSF here. I don't have a boss or go into the office. But I still have a "job." |
10/28/25 |
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Leto Atreides: Could I have one of those Chesterfields now? |
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Tucker's long interview with Cheryl Hines |
10/28/25 |
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Which stocks will double in the next 5 years? |
10/28/25 |
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Does Tucker still think Fuentes is a Fed. |
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the feeling of 13+ inches of turd vacating your bowels |
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Every time a poaster is being bullied Spaceporn appears to redirect hate to him |
10/28/25 |
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What was Trump’s thought process when he orangely overfed the Japanese koi? |
10/28/25 |
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If you have a LG OLED you need a pihole to block data gathered from ur HDMI cabl |
10/28/25 |
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possible to "support israel" without all the weirdo jew occult crap &goy slaving |
10/28/25 |
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Buying two Xbox Series S for my two children - any advice? |
10/28/25 |
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"Ohtani? Guerrero? Freeman? Anyone? anyone?" (NSAM sneaking behind home in 20th) |
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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts |
10/28/25 |
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kellyanne Conway lovingly tongues you’re frenulum |
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did i make too much eye contact or not enough? haha |
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IT'S FREE SWIPE YO EBT |
10/28/25 |
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if ur not listening to extended mix of the killer klown march then wtf |
10/28/25 |
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holy shit xo josh hawley: "let them work or starve" |
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Ricky is Robert DeNiro in Heat but the Banks are Qlippoth Husks he robinhoods |
10/28/25 |
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"Sorry we're gonna make you stay for 5 hours b/c our dumb teams can't score |
10/28/25 |
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Prole tell: brainstorming ways to save the Xbox |
10/28/25 |
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Hashem has humbled me |
10/28/25 |
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Aisha Tyler (WOCWWG enthusiast) is back on the market! |
10/28/25 |
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Buying indulgences to remit innings from your loved ones in MLB purgatory |
10/28/25 |
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