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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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He called me “bro.” I wished he meant something more. |
11/14/24 |
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A woman screamed in the alley. Nobody turned. (Evan39) |
11/14/24 |
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He watches me every shift. Tonight, he left a note. (Evan39) |
11/14/24 |
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A stroller sat abandoned on the sidewalk. No one asked why. (Evan39) |
11/14/24 |
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Two employees fought in aisle 9. I got punched breaking it up. |
11/14/24 |
(4) |
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Keegan leaves every time it drizzles. OSHA, he says. |
11/14/24 |
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A jar of pickles shattered in aisle 3. I didn’t flinch. (Evan39) |
11/14/24 |
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A kid threw a soda at me in the parking lot. I just stood there. |
11/14/24 |
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A man collapsed outside my grocery today. No one stopped. (Evan39) |
11/14/24 |
(4) |
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PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD |
11/14/24 |
(11) |
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Sir, you can’t discriminate against my unique dietary identity. (Evan39) |
11/14/24 |
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"Evan39, Sir Squawkington owns this grocery store now, friend." |
11/14/24 |
(12) |
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Evan39 here - The staff union voted to cancel performance reviews—permanently. |
11/14/24 |
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Evan39 here..help! Tabitha’s ‘Team Building Friday’ is a mandatory chaos f |
11/14/24 |
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They built a fire under the overpass. I felt warm. |
11/14/24 |
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Mark’s “volunteer work” always happens during peak hours. |
11/14/24 |
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Shanice buried her “aunt” three times this month. |
11/14/24 |
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A homeless guy washed his hair in our grocery bathroom sink. I said nothing. |
11/14/24 |
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EO 23372 Phenotype Enforcement Act |
11/14/24 |
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Statistics: that Iowa poll was legitimately fraudulent. |
11/14/24 |
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John Mark Karr appointed to Department of Education as last director |
11/14/24 |
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Thoughts on these tits? |
11/14/24 |
(2) |
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Is monogamy true |
11/14/24 |
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LJL Mike Tyson drops existential truth on a tween interviewer |
11/14/24 |
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Keisha took her third "ADA break" of the day. I kept working. |
11/14/24 |
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My Mahchine:"I really like it here. I'm XO, privy to a Great Becumming" |
11/14/24 |
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“Evan’s targeted BBWs long enough.” |
11/14/24 |
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“Sorry, friend. The ergonomic mouse is legally mine now.” |
11/14/24 |
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Sad How Most Golfers Will Never Get a Hole In One In Their Lifetime |
11/14/24 |
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A naked guy walked in circles outside my grocery with a cart. I just watched. |
11/14/24 |
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Trump’s Inauguration: Triumph of the Don (HBO’s Rome Style) |
11/14/24 |
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Petition for Obama to leave DC |
11/14/24 |
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Every Shift is a Sentence, Every Customer a Warden |
11/14/24 |
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The Great Fluorescent Cage of Commerce (Evan39) |
11/14/24 |
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The Grocery Shelves Are Watching |
11/14/24 |
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The One's "Beneath" The Grocery, Forever Waiting (Evan39) |
11/14/24 |
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Aisles of Infinite Sorrow (Evan39) |
11/14/24 |
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Where the Fluorescent Safeway Lights Never Dim (Evan39) |
11/14/24 |
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The Sun's Whisper, The Moon's Scream, and Tabitha's Donut Crumbs |
11/14/24 |
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SAM HYDE gets cabinet post |
11/14/24 |
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SCOTT JENNINGS for PRESS SECRETARY |
11/14/24 |
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"Time" is supposedly passing..but is it? |
11/14/24 |
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Is marriage real or man made |
11/14/24 |
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This time tomorrow KAMALA will be ARE QUEEN |
11/14/24 |
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Could have fun at the Monarch but mainlining doesn't want 2:((Boom) |
11/14/24 |
(15) |
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Escorts are fucking done here |
11/14/24 |
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Nancy Pelosi: “I wanted an Open Primary, but Biden fucked us” |
11/14/24 |
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Trump comes out hard in favor of first amendment |
11/14/24 |
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My reading has fallen off a cliff since having young kids |
11/14/24 |
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"I'll tells yous right now. Pay the vig, or Ricky ain't gonna be happy." |
11/14/24 |
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Legless Russian sent to battle Monty Python style |
11/14/24 |
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explain the TSINAH vs. Space porn lawsuit to me like I am a golden retriever |
11/14/24 |
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Misadventures in Nunavut: The Grim Tale of Mainlining, Boom, Evan39, and Disco |
11/14/24 |
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Hey libs Project 2025 is real and we are going to hurt you |
11/14/24 |
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Peanut was about to expose pedo ring |
11/14/24 |
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We need more stupid rich faggots imploding at the bottom of the ocean |
11/14/24 |
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trump announces 100% full support of project 2025 in victory speech |
11/14/24 |
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I hire a lawyer to review any TOS or privacy policy updates emailed to me |
11/14/24 |
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Putin DOUBLES soldier pay to boost morale |
11/14/24 |
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lol my checking account only pays 0.1% interest right now |
11/14/24 |
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Have to literally avoid american "women" altogether=right? |
11/14/24 |
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Stalin tp: imagine warm, damp pussy lips on your chin and face, tangy taste |
11/14/24 |
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If Thune lets Trump recess appoint cabinet he will become JOHN THULE |
11/14/24 |
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Nude pervert lawyers and their homosexual web forum |
11/14/24 |
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DOGE is going to be a big letdown |
11/14/24 |
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Biggest problem with NYC: world's faggiest, most uninteresting people |
11/14/24 |
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Sugar Ray - When It's Over.mp3 |
11/14/24 |
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30 years out, grunge bands look every bit as fucking stupid as 80s glam |
11/14/24 |
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Elon Musk just banned the ADL |
11/14/24 |
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Can we get a to be fair screed about trump fully embracing Judaism now |
11/14/24 |
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I should have died in Fallujah |
11/14/24 |
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Trump to Iran: please stop trying to kill me - link |
11/14/24 |
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Tsinah you are fucking up my FB feed with reels of roast beef & airplane pilots |
11/14/24 |
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Middle aged white lib woman has novel idea for how to resist Blormpf |
11/14/24 |
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A Retard. |
11/14/24 |
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Report: All 322 AIPAC-sponsored candidates win election in 2024 cycle |
11/14/24 |
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“My lord, House Atredies is Dune.” “No… they are THUNE.” *soyface* |
11/14/24 |
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Thune man come together with your plans |
11/14/24 |
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Gaetz looks like deranged plastic surgeon in Escape From LA |
11/14/24 |
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It Was CUM CUM CUM 'Til His Daddy Took The TGirl Away |
11/14/24 |
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Big Korean Cock is the funniest untruth nyuug made up |
11/14/24 |
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What kind of, uh, gay shit can I get into in this place? |
11/14/24 |
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PLEASE provide a list of XO approved cities |
11/14/24 |
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kamala sure to be dem nominee in 2028 when she loses in 2024 |
11/14/24 |
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"Uh Mr. Patel are you sure the terror cell is based in the Lululemon changing ro |
11/14/24 |
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think of the quality of the Florida Panhandle sluts that Gaetz has banged |
11/14/24 |
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Anglos and other British protestants created everything good. So weird ha ha |
11/14/24 |
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why does the cost of living keep going up? |
11/14/24 |
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heretic (A24) |
11/14/24 |
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Who actually kiled JonBenet Ramsey |
11/14/24 |
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Zurich's wife just called me. He's threatening self-harm, in psych ward |
11/14/24 |
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MATT GAETZ SELECTED FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL |
11/14/24 |
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Doug Burgum tapped for Secretary of Interior |
11/14/24 |
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Any non American women fertile and nice and not corrupted yet? |
11/14/24 |
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This narrative is getting dumped in its entirety soon |
11/14/24 |
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NO FLEX. ZONE. |
11/14/24 |
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What’s up with the people at the gym just walking around randomly? |
11/14/24 |
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i stand with DrakeMallard |
11/14/24 |
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Hot coworker texted me about a work related matter |
11/14/24 |
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I also hate coding |
11/14/24 |
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What’s a good noodle recipe I can make in less than 20 min |
11/14/24 |
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redditor thinks Tyson will Lose bc of his Height |
11/14/24 |
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I need to hire somewhere between 5 and 10 associates. Do I need a NY office? |
11/14/24 |
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The actual complaints about systematic abuses that were the whole point |
11/14/24 |
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Goy Tell: Rum Cake |
11/14/24 |
(9) |
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Whatcabinet post will Alex Jones and Tucker get? |
11/14/24 |
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a turdskin coke addict named "KashApp" sending FBI thugs to arrest ur lib neighb |
11/14/24 |
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What is the most concerning thing about this pic of Sammy Sosa? |
11/14/24 |
(8) |
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Should i eat a whole baked brie cheese wheel wrapped in pastry? |
11/14/24 |
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Trump needs to ban this MFH congestion tax |
11/14/24 |
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RATE this Canadian agwwg couple who embezzled $7MM |
11/14/24 |
(5) |
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What a wasted "life" is all easy as bullshit fraud anymore..veddy sad |
11/14/24 |
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🚨UPDATE ON INFOWARS SALE 🚨 |
11/14/24 |
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“fuck DEI, meritocracy now!” *assembles cabinet of dimwits and schizoids |
11/14/24 |
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Trump taps former baseball star Mark McGwire to head Library of Congress |
11/14/24 |
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Just found out my dad was diagnosed with ADHD. Please help |
11/14/24 |
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Trump Names "Pistol" Pete Sampras Head Of BATF |
11/14/24 |
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Trump should carpet bomb Venezuela for sending these niggers here |
11/14/24 |
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Heard any good divorce rape horror stories lately? |
11/14/24 |
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saw a guy get arrested by a 9/10 cop |
11/14/24 |
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Drake Tony Ravioli got you suspended from Twitter by mass reporting your tweets |
11/14/24 |
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20 Most Iconic Food Destinations Across America - at how many have you eaten? |
11/14/24 |
(18) |
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What were the top 3 moments of the 2023-24 election campaigns? |
11/14/24 |
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Chiefs' Butker "injured" just in time to accept Trump cabinet position |
11/14/24 |
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Local Costco Just Started Scanning Membership Cards To Enter. Yours? |
11/14/24 |
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Nearly all of the Chiefs "wins" are flaky flukie stuff.. explain |
11/14/24 |
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Reminder: Brady beat Mahomes&should have more than 7 rings |
11/14/24 |
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People who enjoy screaming every single day |
11/14/24 |
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Sly Stallone at Mar a Lago! (Link) |
11/14/24 |
(7) |
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do you guys like it in your face? |
11/14/24 |
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Lol at how this "Chiefs" shit is not being questioned |
11/14/24 |
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Trump can pardon all January 6th people and must right away |
11/14/24 |
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Libs are freaking out over RFK because he doesn't have a "medical" background |
11/14/24 |
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Disco Fries it's all free and for nothing anymore.. what a wasted "life" |
11/14/24 |
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LOCK IN YOUR PREDICTIONS FOR THIS WEEKEND: Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul |
11/14/24 |
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Coach Walz said my hard count is taking too long. |
11/14/24 |
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BREAKING: RFK JR TO LEAD DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES |
11/14/24 |
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Musk On Trump Behalf Had Secret Meeting w Iran Ambassador To UN. Bu But Logan Ac |
11/14/24 |
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mike benz: globohomo may be OK with orange retard winning after ukraine |
11/14/24 |
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Paul Revere, but people just call him names and tell him to take his medication |
11/14/24 |
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Foid can you fucking stop |
11/14/24 |
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Women all can have it all& for free and nothing in america..soo simple 0 standar |
11/14/24 |
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Either Mike Tyson takes a hard hit and gets knocked out very early or combos Jak |
11/14/24 |
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i just found out my deaf dad was gay |
11/14/24 |
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Greetings from XO Japan (RSF) |
11/14/24 |
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look at Biden's cabinet |
11/14/24 |
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Whokebe, butt naked, doing the haka with his back to mr. jinx |
11/14/24 |
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"Kamala" is getting coerced |
11/14/24 |
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Mike Tyson, incapable of even a little polite fraud, lays bare truth to child (l |
11/14/24 |
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RFK Jr gonna be given a bullshit job like Vivek? |
11/14/24 |
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