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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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"The Dildo of Consequences rarely arrives Lubed" sighs Halford chaining up Doobs |
10/15/25 |
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"OMG Becky, you should SEE the way Rupinder styles on the lower H1B castes" |
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"We're here kids!" *Halford parks schoolbus outside storage unit |
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no, skip that show Becky, he said it's ultimately jewish-coded pedantry |
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I am a screenman, like my father before me |
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Cons why does Trump let foreigners buy land? How is that legal? |
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tumblr of hot teen girls writhing in pain, bones crushed, caught in bear traps |
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"Becky, come over now! Rupinder just showed up with his Golden Retriever!" |
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wake up, coffee, screen, think of something to complain about, poast, cr? |
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Dollar Store Obama you didn’t spam the board with that nullo screed for years? |
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Told waitress she has a nice ass. Manger read me the riot act. |
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OMG Becky, he’s not actually gay but he loves posting sick gay shit online! |
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Can someone unironically opine on what the fuck happened to jafar tp? |
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Rubio was gay dancer who went to foam parties and did coke in college (link) |
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are you operating at your highest level? |
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lob dictator forms alliance with Musselini |
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Becky, his Asian internet friend HATES barbecue! Rage posts about ribs! |
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rabbinic miasma infesting your future wife's pussy one microtransaction at a tim |
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OMG Becky! His Accelerationism makes ME want to help Putin & Xi! |
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"I think he vibe raped you, Becky. Even if there was no touch or penetration." |
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"OMG Becky! He snidely derides all restaurant food as Sysco Slop! so hot" |
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Vance: “We’re thuper thuper theriouth about invoking the Insurrection Act” |
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NO Becky! You're thinking of maritime admiralty jurisdiction. |
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"Becky, you have to meet him. He has SEVERAL moderately-known monikers." |
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hamas "returns" body of random gazan (not a hostage) |
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Interest in Christianity is SURGING in the US (link) |
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tumblr of hot girls from rich families who like introverted guys from prole fami |
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Youth trans identifications down by half |
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10/29 TPUSA Ole Miss Megathread starring Erika Kirk and JD Vance |
10/15/25 |
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What Could Happen Without Section 2 Of The Voting Rights Act (NYT Map) |
10/15/25 |
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finally found a clutchable tranny who only wants to sleep with me |
10/15/25 |
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RelativityFest was fuckin off the chain this year |
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Brilyn Hollyfag ratted out 30+ republican "racists" |
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The date was going great. Then...Then what, Becky? He went Sega mode. |
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"In this house we believe" signs now have a line about Switch 2 upcoming games |
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tumblr of petite brunettes nervously scrolling text threads alone on flights |
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"Omg Becky, and his lowercase moniker is sooo clever, but still wry and low-key" |
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Mods cowshit is spamming the board. He needs a timeout |
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IDK what to do Becky he just day-drinks to the Marie Antoinette soundtrack |
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nightcore blaring as your son dons cat ears |
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is there a more delicious food than farm fresh boiled eggs w fresh bread? |
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when he gets here Becky do NOT ask him about Gladiator 2 |
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"No Becky, I broke up with Chad cause I shld devote my life to Israel!" |
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"Here in Brussels, I'm a bottom 5 poster who stalked the Box" (DC Poast) |
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well Becky you won't be laughing when you see his 40k Salamander models |
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"Becky his burst JQ is off the charts" |
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anyone remember this little Shkreli shit? |
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Vanity Fair's "Becky": Ideal wife? Or public menace |
10/15/25 |
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"no Becky, blank bumping a guy isn't necessarily gay" |
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"it's not like that Becky. He just appreciates hentai as an art form" |
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you don't get it Becky, he's RLY good at survival crafting games |
10/15/25 |
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What Games have the most odious 100% requirements |
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Becky, you have to meet him. He goes to subthread wastelands & wins every time |
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It's 1999. You turn on your Compaq Presario, unaware that in just 20 yea |
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Crash-landing on a planet populated with Natalie Imbruglia c. 1997 clones tp |
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Twitter/X users demanding height data on all profiles + country of origin |
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Halle Berry and Kyle MacLachlan circa the Flintstones Movie |
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Used to be only skater at lunchtime in my office. Now 3 other guys join |
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Whats the deal with food industry workers being covered in tattoo's |
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If you eat lunch at like 11AM, you have an entire lunch break free at 12 |
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an alien world consisting solely of Asian valley girls & golden retrievers |
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It's hilarous how defensive Birdshits get about furkin DOGS |
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Does the Night Crew still exist? |
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Libs now going after Colonel Sanders for stolen valor and racism |
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Chinamen revolt against govt plan to import millions of JEETS: |
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Meghan Markle: "When I say I'm a gooner, I mean I GOON" (Us Weekly) |
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Never read anything George RR Martin but “A Dream of Spring” is a 180 title |
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List of things xo shilled for before it was popular but now despises |
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Cons who you gonna run in 2028 now that Vance is unelectable? |
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Tenancy at Sufferance- Judaism & Modern Western Civilization (Hillsdale College) |
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Amadeus (1984) is the greatets film ever made |
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*ur therapist shows u her phone* ‘autoadmit.com is not a registered site.’ |
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Tfw when no cheerful Blasian tomboy half life 2 gf |
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Julia's Princess Jasmine + Blue Smoke's Half Life 2 Alyx cosplay c. 2005 (pics!) |
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"Yes, officer? There's a friendly golden retriever with a broccoli cut outside" |
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I get why Trump wanted Kimmel fired so badly |
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LOL Taft's resume is DISGUSTINGLY prestigious. |
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"chasing pussy" in 2025 is more humiliating than collecting bottles and cans |
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Hillary loses title of most qualified to ever run for POTUS |
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chiropractor explaining how you store your stress in your neck b4 paralyzing you |
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My kids won’t stop saying 4'7" (tdnw) |
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Dodgers should let Yamamoto pitch a complete game |
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Daft Punk - Georgia Meloni.mp3 |
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WSJ: China betting Trump will chicken out again - link |
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wow Heidegger was total trash/garbage, lmao,philosopher equivalent to modern art |
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Hegseth: "No more Lib dress, No men in Thongs anymore except at the State Dept" |
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Kasich looking at eth chart: "I haven't seen so much red since... well shucks" |
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FUENTES TO APPEAR ON TUCKER 🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨 ALER |
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"5 Little Ducks" sang Kasich as he lead the kindergarteners into the basement |
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"Does this fetus look viable to you," said Kasich, bloody clump in hand |
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"Silent night, holy night..." Kasich sang while setting the orphanage on fire |
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Thoughts on TikTok and Paramount now being owned by the IDF |
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"Well...looks like Cocktober is upon us." *beady eyes narrow at calendar* |
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This autoadmit Twitter poast may not be helpful. |
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goofy shrew with big stupid floppy hat tp |
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"Dark or light meat?" Kasich chirped as he danced around with a chainsaw |
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I love Jews! |
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"Oh geez!" Kasich yelled indignantly as the hooker's heartbeat stopped |
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THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE |
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Kasich: Blooddrops are fallin out your head. but that doesnt matter cuz youll so |
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“Looks like you have the twisties!” Smirked Kasich as he turned the crank |
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Science: semen launch angle strongest indicator of overall health |
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Trump whines about hairlines to Time Magazine (link) |
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COCKTOBER SURPRISE topless Ivanka in Caribbean beach pics (DM) |
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Kasich: "In all fairness, I've got a few skeletons in my closet as well." |
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JD Vance DESTROYS Pocahontas (link) |
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Now that’s what I call an organic girlfriend, Kasich exclaimed as he tilled so |
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Kasich sighing "He did DEMAND specific performance" as feeds CGM into furnace |
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I miss George Floyd so much |
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Santa Clara Law drops tuition to $50,000 after BBB loan limits |
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surprised to see tsinah poasting during cocktoberfest |
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Unwired: Life Beyond Coffee and Screens (NYT) |
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Geo Guesser guy EXPOSES onlyfans sluts' home addresses in seconds (vid) |
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"Am I the only adult in this room?" said Kasich to room of weeping child victims |
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"it seems like there aren't enough sinister voids in your life" |
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Bibbi demands his Shabbos Goy work on the "Board of Peace"/Gaza Admin |
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"This is my screening process" (Kasich straining your blended up penis with siev |
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Trump confirms Biden placed 274 FBI agents in the crowd on January 6th |
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"Can't make an omelette w/o breaking eggs"- Kasich, taking a hammer into nursery |
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Bibbi & Kushner capering wildly on a Tel Aviv Beach- blowing Victory Shofar! |
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Wife saw all the Kasich memes bookmarked on my phone |
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Farting so loud, Kasich briefly glances at you while making his incision |
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"When your ancestors stole this land," the woman named Cortes lectured us |
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George20 asking PwC team about ManCos and TopCos in structure paper |
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Donald Trump over-pronouncing the “h” in “hentai” |
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"this is the problem with washington" said kasich as baby wouldn't fit in microw |
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"Makes ur blood boil, doesn't it?" Kasich mutters as the fire burns white |
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Poast here and be robbed via jewish word games |
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"No time for thinking outside the box" mutters Kasich as he drills last air hole |
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satanic zogfed demon extraction site autoadmit dot com |
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"A stitch in time saves nine" chirped Kasich as he sewed the child's mouth shut |
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"For cryin' out loud!" yelled Kasich as the torture victim bolted for the door |
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Kasich: "Ted Cruz is NOT the Zodiac Killer. Trust me on this one." |
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180 Chinese lawyer |
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"OK, who likes Game of Thrones?" said Kasich, unveiling homemade electric chairs |
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"My bologna has a first name" whistled Kasich approaching you with cheese grater |
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insane to submit a gdpr request to salvage a lost sharklasers acct? |
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Kasich: "Sarah Huckabee Sanders? Was she a... great big fat person?" |
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I'm lifting nude I don't wear shorts any more I'm lifting nude Things will never |
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"Sorry, you're on mute!" Kasich grinned as he held up your severed vocal chords |
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azn neocon who roves you long time |
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Spaceporn's parrot shrieking 'NO DADDY DON'T' over and over |
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Holy shit, George Jetson was on Rogan dropping truth bombs about gender |
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*Joy Division voice* "He got side hugged again" |
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Screenmannnn / You don't have to filter the blue light |
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Tesla shares have been on a tear |
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They call her Ooosha Vance. oooooosha, what a name. And many say very bright. |
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most zoomer dudes have never "asked out" a girl even once |
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Jerry Lundegaard asking you to go in with him on some covered calls |
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The pain of being stuck overhearing a banal conversation |
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