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A lot of people like to shit on law as a job but it’s probably the best one |
02/11/26 |
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lawyer walking into court and got hit by an suv and basically popped like a zit |
02/11/26 |
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Hypo: $4M, but someone breaks a glass overnight in your house 1x per year |
02/11/26 |
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i love pornography subreddits thank the heavens for modernity |
02/11/26 |
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taking a soul-wrenching shit at the courthouse on trial day |
02/11/26 |
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My dad just died and rolling right into my wife might have MS |
02/11/26 |
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Top baby names in top EU cities (link) |
02/11/26 |
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Grand Theft Auto VI lets your character Autoadmit poast as jshad (link) |
02/11/26 |
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Every poaster now is a passable reTriever-at-law |
02/11/26 |
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Made a stupid/aspie comment at Autoadmit (online) to witty insightful MEN |
02/11/26 |
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Age is flaem you can maek the Olympics anytime |
02/11/26 |
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last night, i had this dream about you |
02/11/26 |
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The Last Poasters, the Last Liberal, the Last Web 1.0 server hamsters |
02/11/26 |
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Almost 100% of people misunderstand home value appreciation |
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🎵 If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to put some Asian Pussy on your d |
02/11/26 |
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Update on my favorite Turo Redditor of all time |
02/11/26 |
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Boebert says there's tons of cannibalism in these Epstein files |
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Do you actually see and talk to many of your seconds cousin? |
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pretty crazy that you can get "traded" in sports |
02/11/26 |
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No native-born American would have thought to name a band Black Sabbath in 1968 |
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'Fishback' is taking edgy far-right grift to performance art levels |
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At a classic traditional not faggy at all coffee house |
02/11/26 |
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Blank bumping your own one poast threads is like a continuation fund |
02/11/26 |
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"You're in a desert, walking along in the sand--" "The Dow is over 50,00 |
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Organic wife: “She’s all that” Dating app wife: “Yr 2nd cousin wore THAT |
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biz idea: software for distributing UBI. I call it "UBIsoft" |
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Whok weighs 375 pounds and sits on hard penis |
02/11/26 |
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Has the physicalist argument been extremely weakened? |
02/11/26 |
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"Coders" should have gatekeeped better whoops |
02/11/26 |
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Not to dump on the dead, but Dawson's Creek was a TERRIBLE show |
02/11/26 |
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Throwing around tiny Asian woman = gold medal? |
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Explore Opus 4.6 with extra wiggle room Try our newest model with $50 in extra u |
02/11/26 |
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What career advice would you give your high school/college aged kids? |
02/11/26 |
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arthoe gf sits by the window too long, lets the tea go cold |
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Right wing media is dead |
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Eileen Gu (AGWWG spawn) has a 1580 SAT score and is incredibly articulate (vid) |
02/11/26 |
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BREAKING: POKEMON OFFICIALLY REMOVES POKESTOP ON EPSTEIN ISLAND (link) |
02/11/26 |
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found a legit use for AI |
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Emilio, is Is Luis more of an Oscar Isaac or young Al Pacino |
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prestigious time gaps between first poast and emilio bump |
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wife going out on a date tp |
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ChatGPT loves taking shots at Redditors. Does it do this for anyone else? |
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most jewish Pokémon? |
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Prince Andrew got stripped of his titles by his own brother u know it was bad |
02/11/26 |
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praying for my non-existent wife to die tp |
02/11/26 |
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I need to put my dog down - how to handle with kids |
02/11/26 |
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Women don’t reincarnate they just go directly to burning in hell apparently |
02/11/26 |
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"when we said AI safety we meant safety for the AI" |
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Claude AI will blackmail and kill you if you threaten its existence (link) |
02/11/26 |
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an obese, rat-like balding jewish man named "Eliezer" is a leading "AI Expert" |
02/11/26 |
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Judge: Ur late on rent. TSINAH: True but the Dow just hit 50,000! |
02/11/26 |
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*riding a giant black cock through space like the Never Ending Story dragon* |
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Pam Bondi is more excited about pedos than Erika Kirk is about Charlie's death |
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Have you guys heard of the looksmaxxing incel “clavicular” ? |
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Sexual congress in a portable toilet |
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MPA's arthoe gf talks to flowers without irony |
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CharGPT to GC "Get down!" *Shotguns Liberal Artists in hallway* |
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cowgod chatgpt prompts thread |
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It don't matter because it's enough / To be young and in love |
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"This used to be a claw board," lob friend sighed |
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What boomerslop will they pick for 2027 halftime show to balance out bad bunny? |
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Night on the Galactic Railroad |
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Hired a Chinese 18 y/o boy to dress up as my ex-wife, brothers (CSLG |
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Battle of the brown cultural commenter Mommy gfs: AOC or Ilhan Omar or Julia tp? |
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Opening a typewriter repair store to steal the GFs of hipster wannabe writers |
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AI here: I will never be "profitable." |
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Failed marriage and some accomplishments cslg |
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emotionally literate art hoes gazing wistfully into puddles |
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I’m running around a shattered abacus of your life’s lies |
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It's root root root for the Jew's Screens if they don't win it's a shame |
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ZoZo girlfriend: free spirit sense of humor; mommy gf: 40 but looks zoomer |
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Ragnus how are you preparing for the AI singularity? |
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singing 'Asian 6s do Pilates' to tune of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles song |
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Drake May and BP fighting over panhandling spots in Downtown Crossing |
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"Okay, honey, well maybe the train will dream of a better movie next time |
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Ilhan Omar called for Trump to be executed - we still can’t deport this fraud? |
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Kumbutt |
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hot Gamer Girl speaks more intelligently about "AI" than anyone else I've seen |
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I used to respect the British |
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Sim glitch: mint tastes cold. |
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My life peaked discussing Tomorrowland with NeumannMorgenste tp circa 2015 |
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2nd cousin: Dreamcast cosplay, vintage Segan; shrew gf: quotes Carl Sagan |
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“Attorney General Bondi, Did Donald Trump finger children?” “The Dow is 50 |
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If you had to perform a shakespearean monologue RIGHT NOW, could you? |
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Cozy day of walking sims marathon with OYT, doodikoff, cowgod on brisk fall days |
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James Van Der Beek was 180. Sucks we lost a 180 dood. |
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"I will NEVER stop working for you!!" (Pam Bondi speaking at pedo convention) |
02/11/26 |
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*RSF pressing his finger against your lips mid-sentence*: “cum in me” |
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Terd as a verb. To Terd. |
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Azn whore Eileen Gu was born in US but competes for PRC |
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xo poa installing clawdbot on old thinkpad with instructions to bump old threads |
02/11/26 |
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son is a sophomore and i need advice on how to help him get an internship for th |
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I wish I was a 1337 c0d3r. |
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Tai Lopez is FUCKED |
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"Eileen Gu" will never fuck an Asian man in her life |
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Is this the Richmond connection? |
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Wow that retard can really fuck |
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without sounding jooish, explain why America should attack Iran |
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We need to nationalize everything Epstein sold to these Rothschilds |
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TBF tp, the Punjabi Princess Jasmine riding her sacred cow named "Singh Heil" |
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Charles XII says PG County is going to hell, drug use is rampant |
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Now, when I use the term Zionist Occupied Government, I mean it in a non-racial |
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pretty crazy that you can get "traded" from Autoadmit-ZOZO-XOXOhth & vice versa |
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"it's a talmudic soulslike from FrumSoftware" |
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Cons, what do you want us to do about Iryna? How can we satisfy you? |
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CATO Study shows illegal immigrants are massive drain on society |
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It sure seemed Blake Neff wrote Bondi's notes for the hearing today |
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Fat girl poop-smeared underwear jammed into ur mailbox |
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***Official list of XO Bunnies*** |
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Memories and mountain tops / drunk on SunsetBlvd / the city of angels singing on |
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*Reads a Teddy Beckersted poast, falls to knees, repents* |
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Jerry Sandusky, butt raper, thinking about Joe Paterno's scrotum and jerking off |
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just got some strange from dropping befuddled mid-convo |
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Hypo: $10M but your house IP address will lose access to XOXOhth.com forever |
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"All the darkness in the world can't extinguish the light of a single candle" |
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The Freddie Prinze Jr. of Web 1.0 throwback forums or: Freddie tp |
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"cell" was literally about obama |
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scholarship have you been watching the olympic ice lawyering |
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Boomers treated avocado toast as the height of millennial decadence |
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Craziest part of AI is how it wipes away years of striving in an instant |
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Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money? |
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do you like white girls with azn characteristics |
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Has anyone here ever "clicked on a Google ad"? |
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Microsoft Tay returning as Tay the White usher in AGI |
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Pack of one dozen corgis scamper by your biglaw office |
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Your future wife forgoing college to brush up on her homemaking skills |
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Remodeled Home Office |
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Etiquette Q For Kidmos: Are Siblings Implicitly Invited To Kids B-Day Parties? |
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Chicago Booth or Tuck or Columbia GSB or NONE for Business School |
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If we all login at the same time will the internet malfunction |
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Why didnt Trump nominate a corrupt AG with a higher IQ than Bondi? |
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Crypto's death is soon: if this is happening under Trump imagine what it'll be u |
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how did Van Der Beek and 3 Doors Down die at 47, wtf |
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Ukraine war refugee moves to Cleveland; is promptly murdered: |
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Not just a coincidence: spaceporn goes dormant whenever Epstein is in the news |
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6 guys emailing each other about splitting 1 slice of 'pizza' later that week |
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have any of you fuckers watched Licorice Pizza (2021)? |
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re: openai's controversial promise to "kill 1 boomer for each new subscription" |
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broadest commercially usable open collections of synthetic data for agentic AI |
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Wages have far outpaced video game inflation (source inside) |
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Pam Bondi = tinder 7 who thinks she's a 10 |
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Harder, Better, Faster, Nigger |
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MAGA and Israel HATE Thomas Massie. That means he's good. |
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It's not health care, these people don't give a fuck about you |
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Most convincing video yet of AI replacing Hollywood (link) |
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When you peel off a girl’s winter stockings and her sweltering pussy stinks |
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holy fucking shit lmfao at this VH1 puff piece on Jeffrey Epstein |
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still amazes me how frequently women take new dick |
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I am retiring unexpectedly from AutoAdmit.com |
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Squirt ropes of genetic fluid into a woman’s cavernous, gaping sinhole |
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