|
|
By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
|
 |
 |
*smokes weed* “Siri I have a computer thread” |
01/23/26 |
(14) |
|
|
HYPO: Poker pro plays 1-3 NLHE in Vegas. Always has worst cards. Would he win $? |
01/23/26 |
(6) |
|
|
metaphysics IS gay |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
When you think about it Siri is fucking SCIFI SHIT BREHS! |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
🚨🚨🚨 BLACKMAIL MOSSAD HONEYPOT CIA 🚨🚨🚨 |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
Future Siri/personal robot will be like Navi in Legend of Zelda |
01/23/26 |
(7) |
|
|
microsoft unveils assistant from Halo as Siri competitor |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
trump = boomer tax cuts + stock market 'gains' + cable news fodder? |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
"im gay." no apostrophe, siri. no siri, lowercase i. |
01/23/26 |
(24) |
|
|
Siri reading XO antisemite threads on Shabbat at temple... |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
$100 silver, and the normies still not paying attention is hilarious to me |
01/23/26 |
(40) |
|
|
Penelope Cruz's papi now siring hawt Spanish hijas IN HELL |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
JFC Siri just started reading an XO thread aloud in a conferen |
01/23/26 |
(27) |
|
|
"Siri, based on these inputs, please model the warp field effect |
01/23/26 |
(17) |
|
|
Siri, please philosophy thread for me tonight I'm out of adderall |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
SIRI pls find me the nearest sports clips and blank bump the thread on xoxo |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
|
|
"Siri, please stop my pacemaker following the Q3 2037 partnership draw." |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
"Siri, I'd like to send my resignation email after the direct deposit on Decembe |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
The only vote that matters is who ships zoomers off to die in war |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
"Siri, isn't it ironic how lawyers at cravath traded work-life balance for bonus |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
"Siri, I would like to log into AutoAdmit and ask ImanagecCat a question." |
01/23/26 |
(18) |
|
|
New deal from Apple: Couples who name baby "Siri" get free cloud photo album sto |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
sirim display sharklaser's dinner snapchats. order by.... ethnicity |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Siri, respond "What's his name?" |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
Siri pls bump my 1 post no reply threads after uspos afternoon espresso |
01/23/26 |
(11) |
|
|
Siri starts reading xo thread titles out loud in class |
01/23/26 |
(11) |
|
|
does anyone ever feel that Siri disapproves of any of your activities? |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
PA Gov ((Josh Shapiro)): Kamala was antisemitic because she didn’t pick me |
01/23/26 |
(14) |
|
|
siri! tell me how to pronounce chrvches! and quick!! |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
|
|
siri, remind me in 35 minutes to remove my cokes zero from the freezer |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
siri please put xo on a lowercase "really like it here" playlist |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Best part of holiday season? Tom Petty Radio on SiriusXM |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
The one truly 180 thing to do with Siri is "What song is this?" |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
Siri, I would like to log into Autoadmit and bump a luis thread. |
01/23/26 |
(36) |
|
|
Rate college essay written by Carson Beck (link) |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
I want to curl up in a sensory depravation tank+have Siri read me XO post topics |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
The more I use AI, the more I start to hate it |
01/23/26 |
(29) |
|
|
I asked Siri if she likes baby talk and she politely said no :-( |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
Latest Lib crisis: Why are digital assistants (Siri, etc) female ? |
01/23/26 |
(7) |
|
|
rate this birdood activating siri |
01/23/26 |
(16) |
|
|
Just had SIRI read my "By you" page then she dialed local nental hospital |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Siri. Please play song "Denis 2 - Gimme the beefboy". |
01/23/26 |
(9) |
|
|
Siri, put on Infiltrate Destroy Rebuild |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
DK Eyewitness Books Are So 180 |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
siri, please download and all twins poasts and organizefrom most to least toxic |
01/23/26 |
(6) |
|
|
is preferring milk chocolate over dark chocolate a prole tell? |
01/23/26 |
(6) |
|
|
"Siri, what are the odds of pregnancy after 35?" |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Silver $100 waiting room *official thread* |
01/23/26 |
(46) |
|
|
"Siri, reply all : 'Thank'" |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
siri: "ur phone battery is low. turn on battery saver?" "no" *clicks poast* |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
Siri, play a midi file of Cherub Rock as I browse Concerned Dad teen threads. Th |
01/23/26 |
(7) |
|
|
"Siri, please play CherubRock.midi as I browse the text-based san junipero. Than |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
fuck i need slaves |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
I make Siri read out autoadmit threads while in public bathrooms |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Stock up error correcting DDR4 RAM before they stop making it |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
Excerpt from Carson Beck's senior thesis re: transgenders in sports (link) |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
Siri waking you up at 2am: You didn't do anything for black lives today |
01/23/26 |
(6) |
|
|
"Hey Siri, Facetime Dad." Siri: "Which Dad?" |
01/23/26 |
(7) |
|
|
'Siri, send all Live Free Or Die. tp poasts to my phone' 'But..' 'JUST DO IT |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
"Well Siri, it's just you, me, and the Roomba. One big happy family" |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
Long drive today, can i get siri to shitpoast for me? |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Siri, pull all the top biglaw lives posts since 2010. Sort by theme, most bumps |
01/23/26 |
(8) |
|
|
'siri play anime feels mix ost, sorry who just joined? |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
"siri, id like to feel suicidal" "ok. look at these pictures i found from 2008." |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
"Hey Siri, open up ZoZo. I need my ZoZo." "Hello, are you sure? Your toxicity |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
Cortana is NOT like that, okay? |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
Epah would you pay Kawai Leonard's sister a conjugal visit in prison? |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
whitest kids u know - opposite day lawyer |
01/23/26 |
(13) |
|
|
black gf was MAF at Cortana this morning |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
|
|
working families tax cut tp |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
|
|
"Suicide pod, ready." U: "Uh... thank you, Siri." "Have a good night." |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Why haven't libs become MAF that Cortana, Alex, Siri are all women? |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
falling in love with my Cortana. wife jelly. |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Asked Siri if she's friends with Cortana, she got pissed! |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
cowgod is secretly Obsessed with me. (serious) |
01/23/26 |
(8) |
|
|
Barron Trump "rudely" saves woman's life using advanced 911 phone skills |
01/23/26 |
(6) |
|
|
Just finished Halo 4, fell in love with Cortana |
01/23/26 |
(8) |
|
|
every single thing at this moment is a huge joke |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
Alexa engage immersive nostalgia therapy and play "Heaven Is a Place on Earth" |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
|
|
Asking Alexa and Siri which Halo game Cortana looked prettiest in |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
"the most prestigious Board of Leaders ever assembled, at any time" |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
I read the "People" magazine religiously. |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
"alexa, find me a qt shoegazer holiday date" |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
Mainlining I went to "Jack in the Box" (evan39) |
01/23/26 |
(12) |
|
|
MTV '97: Cute teen in sundress, Doc Martins admits Lilith Fair "kinda dykey" (v |
01/23/26 |
(17) |
|
|
Black intellectual: Bible influenced black men to become bad fathers |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
LMAO the HIGH SCHOOL girl I used to sleep w just landed on St B (RSF) |
01/23/26 |
(38) |
|
|
So AI increases "productivity" by people sending 50 emails/day instead of 20? |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
the ice agent cries out in pain as he deports you |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
"It's giving stank ass nigger," said the neo-nazi skinhead to the black McDonal |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
Grab a 12th gen Intel CPU as fast as u can and buy this $150 mobo |
01/23/26 |
(8) |
|
|
I shoulda kept all my silver in bags |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
Everything NSAM told you was going to accrue value in 2025 has doubled or more |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
If you had two brain cells in 2014 you could tell silver was being manipulated |
01/23/26 |
(12) |
|
|
SHAME ON THE GOYIM |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
mig just pushed an update to ricky's SaaS and it bricked all boomer computers |
01/23/26 |
(7) |
|
|
Birdman - Like Father Like Son plays as ricky alt blank bumps another ricky alt |
01/23/26 |
(8) |
|
|
this is the best the guy up there could do btw |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
There’s never going to be a good Trek show again |
01/23/26 |
(18) |
|
|
why did comedy, movies and music all decline and die at the same time |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Who's picking Caroline Ellison up from prison today? |
01/23/26 |
(7) |
|
|
I enjoy reading thought leadership pieces and keeping up with industry insights |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
So we KNOW Consuela and RSF missed out on silver and gold. who else? |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
Probably going to get promoted to another engineering middle management job |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
Remember when cons tried to get Kimmel fired and instead he got record ratings? |
01/23/26 |
(38) |
|
|
its more fun to enslave and destroy workers than use AI tbh |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
SOS! HELP! I've been knocked down and dismasted in middle of Atlantic! |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
Good afternoon my mentally well-adjusted friends! 🙂 |
01/23/26 |
(14) |
|
|
FUCK ALL OTHER JEWS |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
"@grok now make the careless goth girl spill more ranch dressing on her chin" |
01/23/26 |
(9) |
|
|
All of these "AI sucks" people are retarded, right? |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
DESCRIBE $500K/YEAR (ADJUSTED) PEAK ALEXANDRIA (285–246 B.C.) |
01/23/26 |
(22) |
|
|
HAPPY FRIDAY, NIGGERS! |
01/23/26 |
(848) |
|
|
14th gen Intel CPU prices up 15% in one week. 12th Gen still a bargain |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
|
|
increasingly convinced the moon landing never happened |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
Hang one babe, I'm going long on currencies that require an internet connection |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
Emilio I have to tell you a story about my life |
01/23/26 |
(50) |
|
|
RATE how 180 my hair looks now (RSF) |
01/23/26 |
(123) |
|
|
high concept movie about future where performative suffering is only currency |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
Alexander: Conquered entire known world in his 20s. U: 12th year associate |
01/23/26 |
(4) |
|
|
life in the current year has an extremely surreal quality to it |
01/23/26 |
(26) |
|
|
being a piece of shit works 10x more than being nice irl btw |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
Out your Silver / Gold holdings |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
|
|
Accenture is hiring 50,000 Ramanujans in Hyderabad. Whites are absolutely done h |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
others must fail |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
High-end watch market slump expected to last a decade or more, ljl |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
🚨 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 🚨 Source of the Jenna Haze blowjob energy reveal |
01/23/26 |
(12) |
|
|
American's pick up their dog's steaming pile of shit. LOLLERCAUST |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
i feel vindicated vs. TBF now tbh re: silver |
01/23/26 |
(17) |
|
|
mud creature hoodlums are ripping out copper wiring everywhere now |
01/23/26 |
(7) |
|
|
$102 silver |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
I found the bort of Megathor in the gutter. I picked it up with the tip of my sw |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
AOC, Nancy Mace and Paris Hilton announce new bipartisan MILF porn company (pic) |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
Rate 40 year old Irina Shayk in a leather thong and bdsm gear |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
22 y/o Olivia Rodrigo is already look haggard |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
I think $120 silver is a certainty at this point |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
|
|
Imagine getting your head sawed open with a bread knife while fully conscious |
01/23/26 |
(10) |
|
|
No idea how I am going to make it three plus days without power and heat |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
It's here. It's time. Another round of Decadent or Shrewd? |
01/23/26 |
(123) |
|
|
RSF forgot to log out of his gunnerattt account |
01/23/26 |
(57) |
|
|
Why is NSAM so poor? |
01/23/26 |
(1) |
|
|
NSAM can't afford a 5090. Why? |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
gunneratt investment strategy: buy assets that lose value |
01/23/26 |
(5) |
|
|
Sing DASSA PRORE TERR to the tune of Shake Your Groove Thing |
01/23/26 |
(23) |
|
|
Are you better off now than you were one year ago? |
01/23/26 |
(7) |
|
|
California, the world’s 4th largest economy, joins the WHO |
01/23/26 |
(3) |
|
|
Comedian Ben Bankas is pretty 180. Destroys libs |
01/23/26 |
(2) |
|
|
Had no idea until Trump just how shitty con lawyers are |
01/23/26 |
(34) |
|
|
its 12:01PM on a friday, that means - drinking time |
01/23/26 |
(6) |
