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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Jimmy Carter, Seal, Heidi Klum discussing AIPAC at Batman premier (link) |
02/01/26 |
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We have such golden retriever stream of consciousness poasting to show you... |
02/01/26 |
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Forgotten 90's tech sensation - the Links 386 Pro golf game from 1992 |
02/01/26 |
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Forgotten 90's tech sensation - the Autoadmit.com chat blog from 2004 |
02/01/26 |
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Remember what a pure artform Bombay Streetshitting was in the 2010s? |
02/01/26 |
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women dont have that many stupid habits like autoadmit (men are 180) |
02/01/26 |
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Julia's Princess Jasmine + Blue Smoke's Half Life 2 Alyx cosplay c. 2005 (pics!) |
02/01/26 |
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New Autoadmit.com experience is kind of weird, still enjoyable |
02/01/26 |
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Joanna Games is the new Eurasian tomboy Nintendo mascot in EU region (link) |
02/01/26 |
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Fremont, CA has insane number of gorgeous GAPs (Gujarati American Princesses) |
02/01/26 |
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Tfw when no cheerful Blasian tomboy half life 2 gf |
02/01/26 |
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Hypo: your dotter marries high IQ asian, or high IQ refined Black |
02/01/26 |
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Rugged Bollywood men stop traffic with Batman Forever song medley (link) |
02/01/26 |
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"I have such sights to shue you" your Elizabeth Shue-lookalike mommy gf whispers |
02/01/26 |
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Remember what a pure artform pro bodybuilding was in the 1950s? |
02/01/26 |
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Remember what a pure artform online poasting was in the 1990s? |
02/01/26 |
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New Epstein Files leak shows many elites requesting INDIAN PUSSY |
02/01/26 |
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will Elon be credited with "expose the money flows!" reforms? |
02/01/26 |
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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp |
02/01/26 |
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Stylish Japanese gen Z wearing “apathetic prepper” logo Uniqlo shirts (link) |
02/01/26 |
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searched jeevacation@gmail in my substack list, holy shit, it's there |
02/01/26 |
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tfw no Sandra Bullock circa Demolition Man gf, interests: Mrs. Officer roleplay |
02/01/26 |
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resume: summa, law review, doesn’t like black girls, calls them boogers |
02/01/26 |
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To be fair tp is an upper-caste Indian princess, the Punjabi Princess Jasmine |
02/01/26 |
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Edward Yang’s A Confucian Confusion is unironically 180 |
02/01/26 |
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NYT: AZNgirls cry as no AZNgirl appears in Epstein Emails |
02/01/26 |
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The most prestigious Indian-American travel journal board in the world. |
02/01/26 |
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Asking Alexa and Siri which Halo game Cortana looked prettiest in |
02/01/26 |
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https://www.rotoscopers.com/wp-c ontent/uploads/2016/04/all-dogs- 1024.jpg |
02/01/26 |
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Christmas in Tahoe, Christmas with ZoZo |
02/01/26 |
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Cold hard nigga truth: Goyim truly are animals who deserve everything they get |
02/01/26 |
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One of Alex Pretti's murderers looks obviously GAY |
02/01/26 |
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I hope istanbul street cat tp is having a merry christmas |
02/01/26 |
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Living vicariously through every Hiroshi Abe character tp |
02/01/26 |
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Gonna go piss...brb |
02/01/26 |
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oh my god there's cum on the carpet, why did i fart naked (dupa fupa snoot) |
02/01/26 |
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“Courage, imagination… and a little dough.” - C. Chaplin circa Limelight |
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RDJ circa 1992 as Charlie Chaplin is a criminally underrated biopic IMO |
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LMAO tennismos, Sabalenka choked AGAIN?! |
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A few months ago I announced I'd be retiring in six months. Update. |
02/01/26 |
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My life peaked discussing Tomorrowland with NeumannMorgenste tp circa 2015 |
02/01/26 |
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Rosalina is Nintendo’s most inspired sub-creation IMO. |
02/01/26 |
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Waiting for glamorous Bollywood version of Autoadmit’s rise to prominence |
02/01/26 |
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Never forget that this life is a cosmic bootcamp 🌌🌅🐶 |
02/01/26 |
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Been exclusively iPhone poasting for years, lost all laptop XO muscle memory |
02/01/26 |
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Holy shit! Johnsmeyer DID IT! A real TALLMAN only club exists (link) |
02/01/26 |
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Brian Jacques woodland creatures in my backyard teaching me Gothic architecture |
02/01/26 |
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Buddy of mine has a dad who works at Nintendo, Switch 2 OLED coming in 2026 |
02/01/26 |
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Is it gay for a man to like Autoadmit? ZoZo seems more ruggedly masculine |
02/01/26 |
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UR Keanu Reeves; Cheryl Hines, Nicole Shanahan at your front door. Answer? |
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My So Called Web 1.0 GreatBort |
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Trump To Nominate Jew & Ronald Lauder's SIL As Fed Reserve Chair |
02/01/26 |
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Some guy named "Kevin Warsh" is the reason my crypto holdings are rekt? |
02/01/26 |
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Autoadmit really sucks for everything but male camaraderie... TWIST: |
02/01/26 |
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All I want for Christmas is a blonde AZN hiking gf who attends Korean Church |
02/01/26 |
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Be honest: How many of you don't ever think before hitting poast? |
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Life is for living, we all know |
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hypo: objective 10 gf but she can only communicate using ZoZo memes |
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"Nearer, My God, to Thee" plays as u pick up copy of New Yorker with XO on cover |
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John Mayer’s XO slowly gets louder as ZoZo server hamsters begin to retire… |
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It don't matter because it's enough / To be young and in love |
02/01/26 |
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The Legend of ZoZo: Rach’s Awakening 🐳🎶 |
02/01/26 |
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Mommy GF Battle: Elizabeth Shue vs Heather Graham (vote) |
02/01/26 |
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Wife reading NewYorker Tucker Article- "OMG- Do You still post on Autoadmit?" |
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Hey TBF, how's your crypto portfolio doing? |
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Listening to Switchfoot and daydreaming about Wilbur Mercer |
02/01/26 |
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Morning Phase by Beck is the best album of 2010s easily |
02/01/26 |
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Beck's Morning Phase is the most underrated album of the 2010's by wide margin |
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Rape accusation, thank you letter from CEO, rape accusation, email from Musk |
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Beck's Morning Phase album is a legit 10/10 masterpiece |
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people really don't seem to understand how perfect Beck's Morning Phase album is |
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PROTIP: Next time you do shrooms, put Beck's Morning Phase on loop all night |
02/01/26 |
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rach needs to do another purge. too many goyim on xo. |
02/01/26 |
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Rachmi found ZoZo Server wrapped for Christmas he forgot about 30 years ago |
02/01/26 |
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u and the flesh dude from the cover of Lateralus cruising around Italy in vespas |
02/01/26 |
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rach please sticky a bowl of milk until istanbul street cat cums back |
02/01/26 |
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Elena Rybarkina Win Australia Open For Glorious Nation Kazakhstan #tennis |
02/01/26 |
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ok guys, no more joking around. which of you is istanbul street cat? |
02/01/26 |
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istanbul street cat's PSA of the day: moderation in all things brothers |
02/01/26 |
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I think 1992-1995 was peak Autoadmit, XO, ZoZo, all of it |
02/01/26 |
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Rach, if the Poaster calls about that job just tell him sorry, I have to go see |
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Listening to The Midnight’s Los Angeles circa midnight in Los Feliz, tp |
02/01/26 |
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autoadmit changed dramatically over the last 15 years (the dawn of ZoZo) |
02/01/26 |
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in my restless dreams, i see that dog. emilio. |
02/01/26 |
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M. Night and Mel quietly working on Signs 2 script (link) |
02/01/26 |
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No clue what’s performance art and what’s not anymore (both online and IRL) |
02/01/26 |
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The environment/map in ZOZO still looks good a decade (or 2) later |
02/01/26 |
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Freddie tp : Frutiger Aero tp :: Bruce Wayne : Batman |
02/01/26 |
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cucumbers tp has nothing bad to say about Trump, thinks he's innocent |
02/01/26 |
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So DHS recruits agents at the Home Depot parking lot is that right Ass Sunstein? |
02/01/26 |
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Neighbor girl has gone fully goth and has run away twice already |
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Every woman named "Sophia" that I've met has been a quality person |
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Christmas -> Candlemas ‘26 has been the faster I can remember, crazy |
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why did danny bonaduce allow his 3 inch erection to be photographed? |
02/01/26 |
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guys, did you know that pussy is low carb? |
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Trumpmos spent weeks defending the Hispanics who killed Pretti |
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Spaceporn Jr mentioned in the Epstein files. |
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The Roots How I Got Over is the most underrated album of 2010 |
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XO Dhar Mann appointed as NFL Chief Kindness Officer |
02/01/26 |
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X8.11 solar flare just happened |
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Vladimir Putin clean as a whistle in Epstein files |
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would fuck the everliving dogshit out of libsoftiktok jew pussy |
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Is DOJ saving the dirt on all the lib pedos for the next installment? |
02/01/26 |
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Just ran 5 miles. What % of fatass lawyers can do that? |
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Trump fucked a 13 year old through Epstein, met Melania through him? |
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SHAME ON THE GOYIM |
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Libs, if Trump-Kennedy Center is failing, why is Jeff Foxworthy performing there |
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Epstein fucked Melanias litte girl pussy |
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Melania is really upset at the claim she slept with Trump on Epstein’s jet |
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Melania was a high end escort trafficked by Epstein, right? |
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"Jeffrey Epstein had sex with Melania a full year before Trump" - Michael Wolff |
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So Epstein fucked Melania at some point right? Explains Trump's behavior |
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Mexican CBP agent picking up Whiteness dropped by slain liberal (20XP) |
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So the DOJ is just ignoring Epstein's e-mail footer? Hello, ACP! |
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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994 |
02/01/26 |
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This whole thing involving "cucumbers" etc was premeditated years ago |
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I’m pro Epstein now |
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I Kissed A Girl (But I Like Dick) is a 2008 single by Mr. Jinx, his highest-char |
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Yet anothe graduate of Mr. Jinx's pickup artist academy got arrested: |
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Mr. Jinx just stealth dropped his debut album "Rape Sounds" on bandcamp (link) |
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Samsung Q990F speakers cr? |
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Give Catherine Bell mommy gf circa JAG |
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cowshit will never know the joy of pouring tea and loading an Indie Horror Game |
02/01/26 |
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Never laughed as hard as I did with CUMTOWN |
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I've never met an unattractive Alexa IIRC |
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"i think we can probably improve jew-goy relations through atypical means" |
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istanbul street cat please sticky a bowl of milk until rach cums back |
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rach please sticky all the diaper threads until istanbul street cat cums back |
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now that a few years have passed, surely there is a pic of aoc in a bikini now |
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Frutiger Aero (also known as Web 2.0 Gloss or Idealised Glossy Futurism) is a |
02/01/26 |
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MIT Media Lab is an extremely dirty looking organization |
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The two Latino ICE shooters were acting at the direction of their WHITE bosses. |
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What was the shittiest year of your life? |
02/01/26 |
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Link or no link: Mr. Beast visits the Wailing Wall |
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High ranking English fop gets exposed, resigns from House of Lords |
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Interracial Marriage Pairings from US Census Bureau Data |
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Frutiger Aero gf: SoCal honey; Frutiger Art Hoe gf: blows all your money |
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a child of the Frutiger Aero era tp |
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how tf are there millions of files on Epstein? |
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Exploited teens replaced by AI? Slovakian authorities worry it could happen. |
02/01/26 |
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I'm back! (Boom) |
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Simon Cowell looks so weird now |
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Whoever creates Racist AI is going to make a billion dollars |
02/01/26 |
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Sincerely have no idea how/why Autoadmit breaks people’s brains |
02/01/26 |
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imo he seems like the most sane poaster here |
02/01/26 |
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Incredible day for Jews |
02/01/26 |
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LET THE GOYIM DEAL WITH REAL WORLD scrolling on permanent loop in Times Square |
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Nothing will be done because the goyim have been bred for this moment |
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Jews thinking they're superior to everyone is insulting but also hilarious |
02/01/26 |
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Catherine O’Hara saying Beetlejuice 3x IN HELL |
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