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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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 |  | STICKY: big changes of 11/6 | 11/07/26 | (47) |
| | STICKY: anonymous email invite code system | 11/06/26 | (36) |
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does ur gf/wife have a cute name for ur penis? |
09/02/26 |
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what do you think it smells like on board the USS Abraham Lincoln? |
09/02/26 |
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Met an Indian guy named Deepshit and had to struggle not to laugh |
09/02/26 |
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AZNgirl has Blond Blue Eyed Baby: "Genetics are Crazy!" |
09/02/26 |
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Dell family just put $250 in my kids Trump account |
09/02/26 |
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As I was watching my 5th Hahol of the day get blown up |
09/02/26 |
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they say it's the most powerful jerb in Washington, more powerful than the POTUS |
09/02/26 |
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99.998% of xo has no idea what the WH Chief of Staff does, the 0.002% are NSAM |
09/02/26 |
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The Times Square stabbing is a good example of tasers not working on fat people |
09/02/26 |
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can't believe this moniker wasn't taken |
09/02/26 |
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I literally do absolutely NOTHING all day |
09/02/26 |
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have any of ya'll ever thought about asians |
09/02/26 |
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New ep. Of Yhe Adam Friendland Show with Hunter Biden just dropped |
09/02/26 |
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I ruuvvv you Rindsay Crancy AzNMan4Uuuu (LHEE) |
09/02/26 |
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GOP should run nationwide commercials of the Trump Restored America spam-post |
09/02/26 |
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Man fatally shoots cousin during argument over whose enchiladas were spicier |
09/02/26 |
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Enslaving the weak and taking everything they own is true masculinity |
09/02/26 |
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family left, feels really good to be alone again |
09/02/26 |
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Zurich & I drove to Toronto last wknd to see PartyNextDoor Live n split a 8ball |
09/02/26 |
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Mine was the bort of Emilio, Beckersted, Beaver. A friendly fraternity. WTF is |
09/02/26 |
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Wtf is a "Cybermonastery" anyway (Investors skeptical of Rachmiel's biz plan) |
09/02/26 |
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piano girl jamming out entire final fantasy VI soundtrack |
09/02/26 |
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She wears high heels I wear sneakers She's at Catalina I'm at Reel Fish |
09/02/26 |
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bubble bum. bubble bubble bubble bum. |
09/02/26 |
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and how do you connect with others? "I go online, press reply and poast a blank |
09/02/26 |
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no one "surfs the web" anymore |
09/02/26 |
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xo was a surreal online Guess Who game where users shared fragments of reality |
09/02/26 |
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"Mhm. And where is 'The Cowgod' right now? Is he here with us?" *scribbles notes |
09/02/26 |
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cant stop listening to slick rick songs |
09/02/26 |
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how active is the xo mahjong club? |
09/02/26 |
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When did you realize it was unironically over |
09/02/26 |
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Perez Hilton is new dad |
09/02/26 |
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Street Fighter, full movie on youtube |
09/02/26 |
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poli sci gf and art hoe gf meeting in the Interstellar bookcase realm (link) |
09/02/26 |
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Dude at law firm off’d himself and we all had to have a meeting/discussion |
09/02/26 |
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the benighted practice of punishing women for killing their own children tp |
09/02/26 |
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evan39, RATE this TikTok CHAD |
09/02/26 |
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What was covid like? I never actually got that particular gift. |
09/02/26 |
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cucumbers to is an indian scammer turd who runs a call center in Tel Aviv |
09/02/26 |
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"Hands on a Hard Body" (1997) |
09/02/26 |
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Scamilio is a coal black nigger and murderer and I want him hung |
09/02/26 |
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Wall St. banks pressure biglaw firms to cut rates bc of AI - link |
09/02/26 |
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Dad can you show me how you made that? *drags mouse and clicks* |
09/02/26 |
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Technology 🤖 Europe 🇪🇺 VS United States 🇺🇸 |
09/02/26 |
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Stephen Hawking to Epstein: "Please set up the double slut experiment" |
09/02/26 |
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Guy trains for fight against an IFNB star - video |
09/02/26 |
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"Emilio" is a criminal blackmailer |
09/02/26 |
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Serial 'butt-sniffer' arrested again in Los Angeles |
09/02/26 |
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I am once again calling for that coal black nigger slaver Emilio to be executed |
09/02/26 |
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cons if you thought you hated Mamdani before wait until you see this |
09/02/26 |
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𝙉𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧 Wednesday 🔥🥂🦍🍗🍉🇮🇱 🎉 |
09/02/26 |
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So if anyone has missiles that can reach Thailand, US Navy crews are there |
09/02/26 |
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have you bought your $1 Trump coin yet? (link) |
09/02/26 |
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There's no law or regulation that says what the WH Chief of Staff does |
09/02/26 |
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"Congressional Caucus for the Advancement of Torah Values" - not flame |
09/02/26 |
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“Trust if Aryan” = obese pimply mestizo redditor jacking his lil taquito |
09/02/26 |
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If a PUMO/QuoteMO spams Jewish propaganda, gas chamber or chainsaw? |
09/02/26 |
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Biz idea: Genuine pharms and non-laced heroin on the dark net for steep price |
09/02/26 |
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If you attended Brown University you are brown |
09/02/26 |
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Anyone opposed to temporarily importing more beef is an idiot |
09/02/26 |
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Wow, I'm over halfway through my first week of my new job! |
09/02/26 |
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Photo from April 1990 TV Guide showing ratings for the fall '89 season: |
09/02/26 |
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Interesting take by Goy Superstar - link |
09/02/26 |
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Reuters: Trump may intensify strikes on Iran after midterms - link |
09/02/26 |
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what happened to tv guide |
09/02/26 |
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Which Big Ten school is the worst academically? Nebraska or Ohio State? |
09/02/26 |
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Who do you bros like better: prince or michael jackson? |
09/02/26 |
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What part of Western Civilization will Jews destroy next? |
09/02/26 |
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Why didn't Elliot Richardson just disobey Nixon's orders? Why tf did he resign? |
09/02/26 |
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The Constitution doesn't say the POTUS can give orders to his secretaries |
09/02/26 |
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what is this thing on my butthole (pic of my butthole itt) |
09/02/26 |
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US secretaries and admin support staff |
09/02/26 |
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whok, will you cum in me? |
09/02/26 |
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Luigi is getting pardoned or sprung from prison before he turns 30 |
09/02/26 |
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Indonesia 1965 but its cons being killed in public by libs |
09/02/26 |
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Why dont "rock" bands perform with backup dancers |
09/02/26 |
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Meet the Never Miss A Super Bowl Club |
09/02/26 |
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artists and scholars sat behind computers for decades |
09/02/26 |
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Birdshit Amerikkkans are total HUMAN GARBAGE |
09/02/26 |
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Hey what about that date this Fri, or should I wake you up when Sept ends, haha |
09/02/26 |
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Omggg wtf I knew these animals was dangerous & wild |
09/02/26 |
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Would you rather be Apple CEO @ 58m / year or Bills QB Josh Allen @55m per year |
09/02/26 |
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2003: up late playing GTA. 2023: up late redlining SPA. |
09/02/26 |
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The optimism of AutoAdmit circa 2004 |
09/02/26 |
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Most prestigious “web site” for internet travel with witty insightful men? |
09/02/26 |
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Vance faces key test to see if Jews will let him run for POTUS |
09/02/26 |
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autoadmit.com Ruined Online for me imho (too perfect & refined, like cyberhaiku) |
09/02/26 |
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hows post-divorce life for u divorcemos? better than before, worse? |
09/02/26 |
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Not a bad result, but I think NYPD seemed a bit uncertain handling knife girl |
09/02/26 |
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Man beeps horn at someone. SP: wastes federal court time over it |
09/02/26 |
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SP here! I’ve been asked to serve as a judge for oral arguments next week. |
09/02/26 |
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Emilio biking home at dawn w sunflowers growing out of backpack |
09/02/26 |
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Emilio riding moped through fog w birthday cake balanced on lap |
09/02/26 |
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“ Great story would love to fuck you” |
09/02/26 |
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Claude is garbage now |
09/02/26 |
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"dad, what is a file extension?" |
09/02/26 |
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HIGHER FOR LONGER chyron under b-roll of TT6 getting stronger meth from LBs |
09/02/26 |
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New CDC data reveals shocking number of "unexplained deaths" from COVID vax (lin |
09/02/26 |
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scott joplin - computer rag.mp3 |
09/02/26 |
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Georgetown University Law Data Center |
09/02/26 |
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Trump says we need more H1B indians for all the data centers we're building |
09/02/26 |
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eating asian pussy for hours |
09/02/26 |
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Today, we’ve made the difficult decision to lay off 7,000 bottlenecks |
09/02/26 |
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JD to Jewish donors: “All Americans should be willing to die for Israel.” (W |
09/02/26 |
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TMF pumping himself up in a mirror before trial: "5'3" and an attitude." |
09/02/26 |
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Clancy copycat murderers already cropping up |
09/02/26 |
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emilio do you have thoughts on utada hikaru |
09/02/26 |
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Undocumented Lovemakers of Peace |
09/02/26 |
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I fought to get the same german babe to check my passport when leaving |
09/02/26 |
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Theories as to why DOJ dropped this case against Israeli guy |
09/02/26 |
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TLDR: jafar was raped by divorced and lost his sanity as a result |
09/02/26 |
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Cause I can’t really sing good / but Im still gonna try it 🌅 |
09/02/26 |
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Just struck me that mgk is the First Zillenial |
09/02/26 |
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Why does your wife think of Clancy? |
09/02/26 |
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Finally heard a bad bunny song and it wasn't good |
09/02/26 |
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Icy Latina tradwife mispronouncing thong tp |
09/02/26 |
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Razib Khan: Indians directly descended from Aryans & Ancient Birdshitism |
09/02/26 |
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Mario64 release = dividing line btw Zillenial & Pure Gen Z: a whole new world |
09/02/26 |
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I think Spaceporn is outside my bedroom window right now (pic) |
09/02/26 |
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*barron in oval office, not looking up from iphone game* "stop cucking out dad" |
09/02/26 |
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Shia LaBeouf is the First Millennial - people over 40 are Xennials |
09/02/26 |
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tumblr of petite brunettes nervously scrolling text threads alone on flights |
09/02/26 |
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Remember when SP said "Strap up" to himself after he cornered SPjr? |
09/02/26 |
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Buddy of mine resembles a Bengali Travis Barker |
09/02/26 |
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British Museum finds cache of 300 unpublished Kipling poems about "chocobar" |
09/02/26 |
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oh u enjoy fingering my asshole? fucking faggot please continue |
09/02/26 |
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Never forget the gods let us split the difference: enter the White Latina |
09/02/26 |
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would love to kill someone irl and then fuck some stupid dumb young whore |
09/02/26 |
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Aspirationally white LMC Latina with a law degree and subtle Spanish accent |
09/02/26 |
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Gf once brought 4 saint bernards into our 450 sq ft duplex |
09/02/26 |
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Based Japanese hero calls out birdshits 4 being sex pests. #tommyt |
09/02/26 |
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Oh shit unc Was born in the 1900s frfr 😂😂 |
09/02/26 |
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I hope I get killed in a random carjacking |
09/02/26 |
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Kaitlan Collin’s lounging around lazily with young boys |
09/02/26 |
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There were times when David Souter thought of Bush v. Gore and wept |
09/02/26 |
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40 year old bride bossing around groomsmen trying to chill |
09/02/26 |
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what redeeming qualities do you have? |
09/02/26 |
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High dose TRT + Repatha + exetamibe + atorvastatin = win @ life |
09/02/26 |
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"Ay, nigga, we strapped" screamed Spaceporn while wearing a strapon |
09/02/26 |
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Tommy I really hate to break it to you but ur WHITE |
09/02/26 |
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Brits are absolutely disgusting |
09/02/26 |
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Would you rather leave your kids with spaceporn or michael jackson |
09/02/26 |
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"No thtop!" Wilbur Mercer shrieked as I administered his whiskey enema |
09/02/26 |
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Listening to life-affirming ultra-ethereal pop punk with Wilbur Mercer tp, tp |
09/02/26 |
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Abraham Coinberg, Secretary of War |
09/02/26 |
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Rating posters as positions in which jinx railed whokebe w/o consent |
09/02/26 |
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Can't wait to spend Labor Day weekend with my DH, doggos, and kiddos! |
09/02/26 |
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Guy asked me if he should hire an older lawyer since i seemed young. |
09/02/26 |
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any other millenials have unhealthy dynamic where ur parenting ur boomer parents |
09/02/26 |
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Spaceporn lowering your son into a well via bucket |
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