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 |  | STICKY: big changes 11/13 | 11/13/26 | (65) |
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Just texted my dot to load some new metaphysical theses into my harness |
11/13/26 |
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Sec. Mullin: "This is what the leadership of Trump looks like" |
11/13/26 |
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HYPO: Today's the last day you'll have grid-supplied power for 3 months. |
11/13/26 |
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Calley Means on JRE crushing Wiles, calling her top problem in admin |
11/13/26 |
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Dude, the faggy gourmet cookies at Whole Foods are actually fire |
11/13/26 |
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If ur a little good boy The Penis will come down the chimney and eat the cookies |
11/13/26 |
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Historically Significant Poaster taking questions |
11/13/26 |
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I think I might give up on the belarus whore |
11/13/26 |
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tech outages & nvidia beheading = dario speedrunning regulatory capture pre-ipo |
11/13/26 |
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goddamnit ferengi you stupid bitch i told you those cookies were for The Penis |
11/13/26 |
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ok folks we're done doing computers it's not working out |
11/13/26 |
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Need recommendations for 5 Northeastern colleges to visit with daughter |
11/13/26 |
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Amtrak booking system experiencing major outage |
11/13/26 |
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Girl banging on glass as car fills with water, writes "computer" with finger |
11/13/26 |
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Hips Don't Lie (original story) |
11/13/26 |
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Ferengi, I started playing word blitz |
11/13/26 |
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ATC recordings from today are now on YouTube |
11/13/26 |
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Asked Asian chick at work if she could "get the Chinese govt to hook me up" |
11/13/26 |
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'Markwayne' to the tune of Eric Clapton's 'Cocaine' |
11/13/26 |
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Computer prices are about to skyrocket for the next 2 years |
11/13/26 |
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Rest easy, friends. Markwayne Mullin’s gonna fix everything. |
11/13/26 |
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Bros it's me again. Cons thought I'd never come back (NSAM) |
11/13/26 |
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occasionally recall oyt searched youtube for 'somber piano' |
11/13/26 |
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So Trump was cutting Deals with Huang for shady exports of GPUs to China/Russia? |
11/13/26 |
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Everyone at Nvidia wants Jensen back |
11/13/26 |
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im literally a genius published metaphysician in real life |
11/13/26 |
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Can't believe rach actually banned nsam holy shit what a W |
11/13/26 |
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shut up babe you know me and the penis are competing for most holiday cookies lo |
11/13/26 |
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oh no my email and flights |
11/13/26 |
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Robert Pattinson signed on to be the next James Bond - 3 movie deal |
11/13/26 |
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Employer just issued a Hard Freeze order on all production changes |
11/13/26 |
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DC shooter was an ER DOCTOR MAF that his HOA was ignoring black mold in his Apt |
11/13/26 |
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yea sewanees right! |
11/13/26 |
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dude spent another couple hours on my app lmao |
11/13/26 |
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Jensen: "Thr moral of this story is cuff yo bitch, bc I'm Azn, handsome and rich |
11/13/26 |
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Jensen Huang: I'm not against the wealth tax |
11/13/26 |
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These events validate my schizophrenic paranoia, which is nice |
11/13/26 |
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That domino meme with PHP exploit discovered -> NSAM permabanned |
11/13/26 |
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CBS reporting alleged cause of the outage - link |
11/13/26 |
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Aslan singing Narnia into existence but it’s Rachmiel typing the 1st Backslash |
11/13/26 |
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emilio what do you think of these jeans |
11/13/26 |
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Local LLMs and hardware are going to be regulated/banned in 2027 |
11/13/26 |
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FYI: the term "Super Intelligence" was carefully crafted. It's not just vanity. |
11/13/26 |
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Ladies! Are you stuck in the airport? Suck my penis to pass the time! |
11/13/26 |
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I need Latina Pussy or else I will die |
11/13/26 |
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DMX - Already plays as spaceporn searches for "Asian personal injury lawyer in T |
11/13/26 |
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Captain Trayvon heroically swerving the plane 2 evade langoliers |
11/13/26 |
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Jensen Huang: from Mag 7 conferences to Magnum 7" condoms |
11/13/26 |
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shut the fuck up babe you know this is my computer time |
11/13/26 |
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what if slaves could go to law school to avoid picking cotton? |
11/13/26 |
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RATE these nude college girls wearing cat ears and tails licking each other |
11/13/26 |
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Jensen Hung |
11/13/26 |
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If you vote for me in MPM this year, and I win, I will send you $5k in crypto |
11/13/26 |
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Backdoor Diplomacy, starring Jensen Hung |
11/13/26 |
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Just spent $1,400 for 2 Olivia Rodrigo tickets. Taking questions ITT. |
11/13/26 |
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Brown people are always "cold" |
11/13/26 |
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Roman senate version of "libs? your response?" |
11/13/26 |
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My Claude query just came back “I’m too busy rn” |
11/13/26 |
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Eerie voice on FAA frequency saying “Cons? Anyone?” |
11/13/26 |
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Ground Control to Major Bbooom... |
11/13/26 |
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attention females: i have 64gb ddr5 ? |
11/13/26 |
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Emilio is basically like the last xo Jedi |
11/13/26 |
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What would Jordan Peterson say of this |
11/13/26 |
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Report: Flight radars began flashing π¨THIS IS A WLMAS ACCOUNT π¨ and turned |
11/13/26 |
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Happy Friday the 13th! |
11/13/26 |
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BREAKING: THE ENTIRE EAST COAST IS DARK |
11/13/26 |
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R8 my poem |
11/13/26 |
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My Claude query just came back “I’m just not a sexual person, ok? Jeez." |
11/13/26 |
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if we have Cold War with China isn't Computers going to Skyrocket in price |
11/13/26 |
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Best day ever: copped a new iPhone 18 pro AND macbook M5 Air 32gb |
11/13/26 |
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preparation for a broader geopolitical confrontation is a more coherent explanat |
11/13/26 |
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FAA ISSUES NATIONAL GROUND STOP |
11/13/26 |
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Stuck in Folsom airport |
11/13/26 |
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There's what looks like a T-800 walking around Palmdale right now |
11/13/26 |
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Sony issues hard production freeze on all Games |
11/13/26 |
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Plane just landed in my driveway wtf |
11/13/26 |
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channel 13 is still transmitting turn it on now |
11/13/26 |
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I'm getting my eggs frozen. (serious) (cucumbers) |
11/13/26 |
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just heard on 121.5 MHz: "The industrial revolution and its consequences have be |
11/13/26 |
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major black outs happening all over Texas right now. Wtf is going on? |
11/13/26 |
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"Hi, who just joined?" "It'ssss meee, ay-eyeeeee" *everyone disconnects* |
11/13/26 |
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how tf did gambling become normal/widespread/open seemingly over night |
11/13/26 |
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"At this point anything in the sky is a threat and you are authorized to shoot i |
11/13/26 |
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Hiring Partner: "One last question. Tell me about autoadmit.com" |
11/13/26 |
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Olivia Rodrigo singing “extra spooky version” of Friday I’m in Love to you |
11/13/26 |
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Box you could do LeanFIRE if you moved into a Trailer |
11/13/26 |
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Stuck in Charlotte, NC in the Great American AI Airport Grounding |
11/13/26 |
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I hope they ground the flights forever |
11/13/26 |
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just asked ChatGPT and he said it's China causing all 3 |
11/13/26 |
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HAPPY FRIDAY, NIGGERS! |
11/13/26 |
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17 again but its you an Emilio singing Ocean Avenue for the full film runtime |
11/13/26 |
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AI putting Outlook & FAA in the HUMBLER |
11/13/26 |
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Old ipad left in drawer turned itself on & has flight radar displayed on it |
11/13/26 |
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Farting so loud that the stripper says “eew gross” & stands up & leaves |
11/13/26 |
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Holy fuck FAA just conscripted some guys from the neighborhood |
11/13/26 |
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Manage thousands of flights per day. Make no mistakes. |
11/13/26 |
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MIG are you over your butthurt over my gay bullying, can we be friends again |
11/13/26 |
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There aren’t enough SASSY BOTTOMS to sexualize on xo these days |
11/13/26 |
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have any of you heard of Critical Systems Theory? |
11/13/26 |
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CNN: FAA still doesn't know what is going on - link |
11/13/26 |
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Blax aren’t showing up to vote in TX today (link) |
11/13/26 |
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Just saw CNN go dark and flicker images of Jake Tapper holding his detached eyes |
11/13/26 |
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AI -110 Iran +260 Russia +400 unrelated technical glitch +1000 |
11/13/26 |
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What is the most prestigious Eight Schools Association institution? |
11/13/26 |
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Outrage over Chapelle Kirk joke after cons realize it wasn't Erika in blackface |
11/13/26 |
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JUST IN: Various animals both wild and domestic have been heard saying "Allahu a |
11/13/26 |
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Holy shit I literally have a nigger female pilot on this flight |
11/13/26 |
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SF BAY AREA JUST LOST POWER BOTTOM |
11/13/26 |
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my Canadian girlfriend's uncle works at Nintendo and says that there will be a n |
11/13/26 |
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Buddy in Space Force was just summoned back the Space Command |
11/13/26 |
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INTERNET IS GOING DOWN |
11/13/26 |
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π¨ NORAD has lost control of launch silos π¨ |
11/13/26 |
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First flights have begun to crash - 737 reported down outside Omaha |
11/13/26 |
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just saw some strange lights in the sky |
11/13/26 |
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Trump is murdering the college football season. |
11/13/26 |
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Shit I should've learned to code instead of reading Carl Jung for 5 years |
11/13/26 |
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Video: Emma Watson wiping out on the sidewalk in front of Chateau Marmont |
11/13/26 |
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flashing my tits at sky computer like independence day slut |
11/13/26 |
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?? Sources telling me the east coast has gone dark. |
11/13/26 |
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Dude my computer can make more computer |
11/13/26 |
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the poster was found, dead, cock in hand, dozens of local generated porn vids on |
11/13/26 |
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FAA to U: "thoo dark~" |
11/13/26 |
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wtf just saw guy in white labcoat on dirtbike fishtail out of NASA parking lot |
11/13/26 |
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BREAKING: MYSTERIOUS TRUMPETS HEARD WORLDWIDE |
11/13/26 |
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This flight stoppage is messing up college football tomorrow |
11/13/26 |
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Sleeping with Jensen must've been a peak experience for those broads |
11/13/26 |
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I just saw a spider the size of a small car on my neighbor’s roof |
11/13/26 |
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BREAKING: WHORES GO OFF THE RAILS EN MASSE, STOP "GIVING RESPECT" |
11/13/26 |
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FAA: Ground stoppage related to Mark Levin's AOL account getting hacked (link) |
11/13/26 |
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SF BAY AREA JUST LOST POWER |
11/13/26 |
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If ur not at least 50 miles outside city blast radius & in bunker, ur NGMI |
11/13/26 |
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Revelations predicted this |
11/13/26 |
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FAA deployed new AI three days ago |
11/13/26 |
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I want to press charges against cucumbers |
11/13/26 |
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Don't worry guys, that TV star from "Road Rules" will take care of this |
11/13/26 |
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Butlerian Jihad when |
11/13/26 |
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this is NOT 9/11. for one, my sources tell me it's currently november. (markway |
11/13/26 |
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NWS EXPERIENCING NATIONWIDE INTERNET AND COMMUNICATION DISRUPTIONS |
11/13/26 |
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Hypo: You automatically get 1 point per minute. Can you make an NBA team? |
11/13/26 |
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US National Weather Service reporting nationwide issues |
11/13/26 |
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π¨ π¨ π¨ ROGUE MUTATING AI SUPER COMPUTER ASS-FUCKING VIRUS π¨ π¨ π¨ |
11/13/26 |
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If AI destroys humanity before it even gives us decent porn I'm gonna be pissed |
11/13/26 |
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White cheddar boxed mac and cheese |
11/13/26 |
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CRITICAL CIVIL DEFENSE ALERT FROM POTUS: |
11/13/26 |
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In the 90s a judge could afford a Bel Air mansion and freaking live-in butler |
11/13/26 |
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Boebert vows to keep jerking off guys in public despite election loss |
11/13/26 |
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Outlook Outage was an NSA psyop to test the waters of a Cyber Event |
11/13/26 |
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FAA was rolling out AI air traffic control tool nationwide today |
11/13/26 |
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Anyone here still have student loans? Paid them off recently, 180 feeling |
11/13/26 |
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"we can't land the planes, outlook is down!" |
11/13/26 |
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