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 |  | STICKY: big changes of 11/6 | 11/12/26 | (56) |
| | STICKY: anonymous email invite code system | 11/09/26 | (40) |
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Ella Langley serenading you with her album medley of Froggy Went A Poastin' |
11/12/26 |
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I'm turning my life over to ChatGPT |
11/12/26 |
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Did we decide whether the itchy butthole guy has cancer? I've got the same Q. |
11/12/26 |
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Lob friend upset that Microsoft TroutLook is down today |
11/12/26 |
(7) |
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*walks into 2 partner meeting* "what is this?A handsome contest? |
11/12/26 |
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lab friend saw midterm election results and just said: “ruff” |
11/12/26 |
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"I'm just not a functional email client, okay? Shit." |
11/12/26 |
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Nvidia hit job was an orchestrated palace coup |
11/12/26 |
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Decades-long Chinese "Operation Handsome" targeted white men w Chinese female im |
11/12/26 |
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Give it a drug, bottling love, Is there really no happiness without you near me? |
11/12/26 |
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Nada Surf - Always Love slowly gets louder as XoXohth rises from ashes ??? |
11/12/26 |
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Outlook filling up with messages from demons of hell (aka it's working again) |
11/12/26 |
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CNBC: Jensen Huang Had Affair With Roko's Basilisk |
11/12/26 |
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MAGAtards, why do you always think high voter turnout must mean fraud? |
11/12/26 |
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There are women sleeping with old Chinese men to pay off student debt |
11/12/26 |
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Practically dark outside, another wasted day billing & poasting |
11/12/26 |
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It’s an expression of a submerged undercurrent of horror (me describing haircu |
11/12/26 |
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"So you make graphics cards?" Chinese spy asks as she slips on her panty hose. |
11/12/26 |
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Pre-AI Jensen Huang asking financial advisor if he can afford a boat |
11/12/26 |
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Going to see Band of Horses in SF tonight! |
11/12/26 |
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2016 Jensen Huang talking about how many polygons he snuck into WoW |
11/12/26 |
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Japanese anime based on Camp of the Saints: “Camp of the Sheepdogs” (link): |
11/12/26 |
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Maybe Microsoft can get rach to vibecode a fix for Outlook like he fixed XO |
11/12/26 |
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Jensen just retained Paul, Weiss |
11/12/26 |
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"Sir, another homewrecker has crashed into Huang." |
11/12/26 |
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Been talking to lib insiders and the palintir guy is next on the list |
11/12/26 |
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Trim, mildly autistic brunettes who enjoy IPAs tp |
11/12/26 |
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What’s that NSAM? I can’t understand you with Jensen’s cock in your mouth |
11/12/26 |
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Guy in leather jacket will start showong up to Bay Area EA poly parties this wee |
11/12/26 |
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"welcome to my harem" (Jensen) |
11/12/26 |
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In the beginning, rach created the law board and college board. |
11/12/26 |
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How can we humiliate China? |
11/12/26 |
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cant even imagine an Asian male supervising a non-Asian employee |
11/12/26 |
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Just opened up outlook and it has all of my emails from next week too |
11/12/26 |
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Magic 8 Ball predicted this ("Outlook not so good") |
11/12/26 |
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Jensen Huang's first tweet since resignation: "CUMSKINS IRATE!!! BANGRANG!" |
11/12/26 |
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why would they get rid of jensen anyway? |
11/12/26 |
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TMF's guide to poasting (a flowchart) |
11/12/26 |
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Did we ever figure out what happened to TDNW? |
11/12/26 |
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I’ve officially been retired for 3 months today. I should have done this soone |
11/12/26 |
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Divine visions of Nippon Professional Baseball & Alice Sara Ott dance in my head |
11/12/26 |
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Jensen Huang, Dave Grohl, Arnold share a THEME with their affairs |
11/12/26 |
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Estimate billion$ lost to world economy in 1 hour of Outlook outage |
11/12/26 |
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solzy, chipwhich, jojoba, mass effect, zune, wgwag, why |
11/12/26 |
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Catch-22: nobody can notify Microsoft that Outlook is fucked up |
11/12/26 |
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Is NVIDIA tanking their stock for Jeremiah Smith |
11/12/26 |
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Huang retires, dedicates his life to poasting on leanfire |
11/12/26 |
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Everyone could smell the fraud at Nvidia today. They know no one's buying |
11/12/26 |
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"Fuck up Outlook. Make no mistakes." |
11/12/26 |
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"Ugh men are such pigs!" Halford: *sips latte* "You have no idea." |
11/12/26 |
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I love men but I will not sexualize luis or lsd (Emilio) |
11/12/26 |
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What's with the recent pop culture obsession with Mister Rogers? |
11/12/26 |
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They just announced Jensen Huang's fourth affair at the McCain funeral |
11/12/26 |
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I imagine every XO poaster with the gravitas + good looks of Hiroshi Abe |
11/12/26 |
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Jensen Huang starring in "The Spy Who Sucked Me" |
11/12/26 |
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Nvidia interim CEO facing glass cliff of epic proportions |
11/12/26 |
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It doesn't matter if Jews takeover Nvidia here's why |
11/12/26 |
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Poll: If you were a white girl, would you fuck JBD? |
11/12/26 |
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"If I took that leather jacket off, would you die?" |
11/12/26 |
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What counts as a direct report? I want to fuck my dotted line boss |
11/12/26 |
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magic 8 ball: outlook not so good |
11/12/26 |
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State of the Art Philosophy is incredibly lucrative |
11/12/26 |
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GTA6 will be the final Western Project |
11/12/26 |
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One ChatGPT prompt uses at least 10,000 gallons of water |
11/12/26 |
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I bet an AI agent Fucked Up Outlook |
11/12/26 |
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Jensen here with another cheatmo adventure |
11/12/26 |
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luis spilled honey walnut shrimp all over uspo's Principles of Accounting textbo |
11/12/26 |
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"I used to email too." |
11/12/26 |
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The Outlook downtime? Longer than you think! Longer than you thinkkkkkk |
11/12/26 |
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Jensen Huang is the most likable tech CEO in US history and you know it |
11/12/26 |
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can an asian man ever be a true mack? |
11/12/26 |
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David Beckham's Jewess DIL Shows Her Midriff For Skinny Shamers (XO DM) |
11/12/26 |
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Fuck her nude anus |
11/12/26 |
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Banged new girl today (27 girls this year so far) (J. Huang) |
11/12/26 |
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Just woke up and am getting online. I am ready to be influenced. |
11/12/26 |
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Skyrim came out 15 years ago as of today and a sequel still hasnt been released |
11/12/26 |
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Rate this $250,000 pool (pics) |
11/12/26 |
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3 Israelis picked to head nvidia |
11/12/26 |
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My laptop just renamed Outlook to Outlook (retarded) and installed a green Outlo |
11/12/26 |
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Giant sloppy fat girl tits shaking around like a trash bag of jello |
11/12/26 |
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Outlook still down after 4 hours. This really is it folks. |
11/12/26 |
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For sale: leather jacket, always worn |
11/12/26 |
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DEAD I AM THE ONE OUSTING JENSEN HUANG |
11/12/26 |
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Is forcing him to resign really the right move? |
11/12/26 |
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Jensen was (allegedly) banging a birdshit subordinate too |
11/12/26 |
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Whokebe is an aborigine tribe's butt boy |
11/12/26 |
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PS5 pro was in stock for about 15 seconds today |
11/12/26 |
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It feels like it's been a long time since the last really unhinged bort feud |
11/12/26 |
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Jensen Huang appearing in court wrapped in leather snuggie |
11/12/26 |
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"Welcome to my harem" (Jensen Huang giving office tour to new hires) |
11/12/26 |
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Jessica Pin telling Reuters how Jensen didn't text her back |
11/12/26 |
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"slavery" was literally just a job |
11/12/26 |
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In China, anything that can be faked, is fake |
11/12/26 |
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Holy shit. Jensen attended Aella's gangbang, got other attendees to sign NDA's |
11/12/26 |
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"Mulder, two affairs for an Asian man?" "It's three now, Scully." |
11/12/26 |
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Why is everyone on twitter obsessed with getting the last word in? |
11/12/26 |
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Nvidia hit was a message to Elon |
11/12/26 |
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Leather Jackets on Guys: Yea or Nay? |
11/12/26 |
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Got some faggy gourmet cookies from Whole Foods cookie bar |
11/12/26 |
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Try that in a small LLM |
11/12/26 |
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Breaking the Iron Chains of NOWAG (Jensen Huang) |
11/12/26 |
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Do TURDSKINNED Indians ever create ANYTHING of value? |
11/12/26 |
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Yes Trumpmos, we’re taking your guns |
11/12/26 |
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Crazy coincidence: Jensen Huang, Jensen Ackles at same San Marino coffee shop |
11/12/26 |
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Outlook being down makes me feel like Gotham resident after cops all buried |
11/12/26 |
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Texas GOP schadenfreude thread |
11/12/26 |
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DC shooter was an ER DOCTOR MAF that his HOA was ignoring black mold in his Apt |
11/12/26 |
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More Chinese spies. Please Americans, stop buying their shit. |
11/12/26 |
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Rate This Jensen AI VID |
11/12/26 |
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New SC Senator seems pretty feisty - video |
11/12/26 |
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I'll be at crunch fitness in midtown until outlook comes back. Thank |
11/12/26 |
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How to stay sober at an all day BBQ cookoff event |
11/12/26 |
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RATE Em Rata Showing Sideboob & Tons Of Leg @ LACMA (PICS) |
11/12/26 |
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lol at being sad over 1 dead basketball player. 1m jews died in the holocaust |
11/12/26 |
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Is the Republican Senator from Wyoming a Tranny? |
11/12/26 |
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Was he in work meetings getting his dick sucked under the table or what wtf |
11/12/26 |
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Jensen Huang was banging another employee, place your bets on what race ITT |
11/12/26 |
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Trump Fires JD Vance From Iran Deal Team, Assigns Him To DNC Corruption (Link) |
11/12/26 |
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Me Wonga-Taa, King of the Jungle!, tp |
11/12/26 |
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Reuters: Jensen Had Affair w 2nd NVDA Employee |
11/12/26 |
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Huangin’ round. Downtown by myself |
11/12/26 |
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Maybe outlook will never come back and we’ll all be free. Free at last. |
11/12/26 |
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the hackers just like to see how people react to chaos |
11/12/26 |
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So is America completely fucked now that Trump turned out to be FRAUDLIES? |
11/12/26 |
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OH BLACK BETTY HUANG A WANG |
11/12/26 |
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Huang Mistress After Another |
11/12/26 |
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XO Chinks: What Is The Credited Boba Tea Order? |
11/12/26 |
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Does Theodore “Teddy” Huang still post here? |
11/12/26 |
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Huangin' with Mr. Jensen |
11/12/26 |
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Just remembered "cucumbers" exists. Day ruined |
11/12/26 |
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Nvidiadrome |
11/12/26 |
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Checking Outlook and seeing your funeral added to calendar 3 weeks ago |
11/12/26 |
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In hindsight, Bush, Rumsfeld, Cheney were right |
11/12/26 |
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Prediction: Hegseth will fall off the wagon, have mental breakdown, quit job |
11/12/26 |
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Is Barack Obama the most CORRUPT president in US history? |
11/12/26 |
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Anyone take Waymo to SFO? |
11/12/26 |
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When I grow up, I'm gonna flee America to obsessively rage about it online |
11/12/26 |
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MIT PhD (& inventor of EMAIL) provides statistical proof of election fraud (link |
11/12/26 |
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CNBC: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang resigns |
11/12/26 |
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Multiple Philandering Affairs |
11/12/26 |
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What if Jensen was fucking the interim CEO too |
11/12/26 |
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ITT: we predict what % of Poasters retire/semi-retire on 11/19/26 aka GTAVI Day: |
11/12/26 |
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Reuters: Jensen was fucking *another* employee. Any bets on her race? |
11/12/26 |
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Choose Your Own CyberAdventure... 🎯 |
11/12/26 |
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Dude, I think I solved metaphysics of Azn Pussy |
11/12/26 |
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Dude, I think I solved metaphysics of Action |
11/12/26 |
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hegseth gives tomb solider a medal |
11/12/26 |
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massive coordinated hack in response to GTA 6 30fps (nyt) |
11/12/26 |
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Are you GTA 6? Your 30 fps has my heart moving in cinematic slow mo |
11/12/26 |
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Nvidia spokesman: "Your AI will be the same AI, now run by Jews." |
11/12/26 |
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