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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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"...as long as it's a Jewish-owned outlet, it's solid." he replied |
02/10/26 |
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Most prestigious 21st century coup d'etat? |
02/10/26 |
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yo |
02/10/26 |
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i cried for 2 hours straight on a flight the other day, feel amazing now |
02/10/26 |
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The next sol is a shitcoin called hyperliquid (hype) |
02/10/26 |
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putting a crown on a torah scroll is ultra demonic |
02/10/26 |
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Fat Joe says that Kendrick Lamar is a weird dork; a goofy midget who killed rap: |
02/10/26 |
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the mishnah and talmud are the literal synagogue of satan |
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i simply dont want to exist on this awful planet |
02/10/26 |
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Flaming Spear Review seeks to interrogate literature in the tradition of |
02/10/26 |
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Butter & Bread is the flagship literary journal of Akron Community College. We s |
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How fucking bored must ancient humans have been to come up with constellations |
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The New Rochelle Quarterly seeks to amplify marginalized voices. To that end, |
02/10/26 |
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better: SAHM or wife with "own business" that loses $10k a month? |
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put any type of household item into my rear end |
02/10/26 |
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faggot xo gook typing 'dat cancel, bro' in your thread |
02/10/26 |
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trying to say 'pasei masos' but you have a lisp |
02/10/26 |
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*UHAUL pulls up blasting Bad Bunny* 'Honey, great news!' *runs inside* |
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jinx tried to rape whokebe in 2004, but whok kept consenting |
02/10/26 |
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"Rape me, jinx" begged whok. "I'll pay..." |
02/10/26 |
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Seeing perfect replica of you listed as a "balding faggot costume" on Amazon |
02/10/26 |
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*neck-tatted beaner blasting Bad Bunny* 'Now this is post-woke America.' *smile* |
02/10/26 |
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“What an amazing picture of a bald homo!” “Sir, that is a mirror.” |
02/10/26 |
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tickling his nipples with your stubble |
02/10/26 |
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there isn't enough focus on touching guys in a respectful way |
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They call me Rubberneck |
02/10/26 |
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ITT a Review of Soo CR XO St Barts |
02/10/26 |
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Feeling strangely fine circa 1998 |
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I can hear you singing to me in my sleep... 🎶 |
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"Trust If AZNgirl" - my golden retriever, probably |
02/10/26 |
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Tame Impala - Yes I'm Changing.mp3 |
02/10/26 |
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I love men & women (designed for a distinct yet complementary purpose!) 🍇 |
02/10/26 |
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Lob gamer calling for boycott of Steam |
02/10/26 |
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cucumbers tp - where do I dispose of all these busted dildos? |
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jshad refusing to cut his pubes until manchester united wins 5 games in a row |
02/10/26 |
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IRL Metalocalypse Moment: Tornado hits Morbid Angel concert (link) |
02/10/26 |
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last night, i had this dream about you |
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Surprised that looksmaxer Clavicular isn't a big meme on XO - video |
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Shitlib mom shoots and kills her son for praising Trump |
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anyone else meet their gamer wife on suprnova.org in 2005? |
02/10/26 |
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Women are exhausted from “mankeeping,” giving up Autoadmit.com (link) |
02/10/26 |
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Using this online safe space to say: Zoe Saldana Did Nothing Wrong |
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Crash-landing on a planet populated with Natalie Imbruglia c. 1997 clones tp |
02/10/26 |
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Michael Tracey is doing God’s Work (also melting down) |
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My CEO does the whole Steve Jobs "reality distortion field" thing. Very annoying |
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This place started with 18-year-olds. Now we're all 35-60, lmao |
02/10/26 |
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Time traveling Emilio descendent circa 2458 (tp) is literally my dad |
02/10/26 |
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18 year old college freshmen unironically calling each other Brosef |
02/10/26 |
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"omg soooo hot, he looks like he's moderately well respected online!” |
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rachmiel’s cyber-body of Web 1.0 scholarship is a national treasure |
02/10/26 |
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Living vicariously through every Hiroshi Abe character tp |
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All I want for Christmas is a Bilinda Butcher (art hoe or mommy gf age both 180) |
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Buddy of mine has a dad who works at Nintendo, Switch 2 OLED coming in 2026 |
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a jovial evan39 playing koniggratzer marsch over supermarket PA system |
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1st SS Panzer Division Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler tp |
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adolf hitler tp |
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Godspeed You! Adolf Hitler Uuoma |
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Rachmiel is the main protag of this Star Trek holodeck |
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No clue what’s performance art and what’s not anymore (both online and IRL) |
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So AutoAdmit/xoxohth is the /b/ of the legal world? |
02/10/26 |
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The Malaysian Mel Gibson (tp) |
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would anyone care or even know about san antonio if not for the spurs |
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New evidence reveals Kurt Cobain DID NOT kill himself (link) |
02/10/26 |
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A new House Republican with a spine materializes - link |
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Weeds very gay rn |
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what ever happened to :D ? |
02/10/26 |
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a 35-year-old woman's gross, waxy complexion |
02/10/26 |
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Realtor beams, "You will never see 'plates' for sale in this neighborhood!" |
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Steve Bannon conspired with Epstein to oust Trump during 1st term (link) |
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Wow, just wow. |
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the Chow Yun-Fat of Chennai |
02/10/26 |
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my daughter's friend's parents campaigned for Wait Until 8th, just gave her phon |
02/10/26 |
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Krystal and Saagar, poring over Epstein docs, being horrified. |
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ur 12yo son goonmaxxing in his room while u stare blankly at a screen at 2am |
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hypo: your physically uncoordinated wife starts taking guitar lessons in mid 30s |
02/10/26 |
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Nancy Guthrie kidnapper looks Hispanic. Libs!? |
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I have an awesome family life, brothers! *divorces wife* *bails on kids* |
02/10/26 |
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Wife listed “Height of Interest” on her Instagram |
02/10/26 |
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The Malaysian Mike Tyson. |
02/10/26 |
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The Malaysian MASE |
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The Malaysian Joe Montana tp |
02/10/26 |
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The Malaysian Marcus Aurelius |
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The Malaysian Matt Damon tp |
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The Malaysian John Mayer tp |
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The Malaysian Dave Matthews tp |
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The Malaysian Matthew McConaughey tp |
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FBI just found Savannah Guthrie’s mom in the bathroom. They forgot to look. |
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she could suck the shaft hair off of an indian man's cock |
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tackle boxes filled with buttplugs |
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Didn't realize Nigel Farage was the frontrunner to be next PM - link |
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what exactly happened to jafar? drug-induced paranoia? |
02/10/26 |
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when can we start admitting that the Nazis were 180? the good guys |
02/10/26 |
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xo: get a trad wife sahm asap also xo: lol I hope u have a pre-nup buddy |
02/10/26 |
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Lib judge rejects Trump’s attempt to root out voter fraud in Michigan |
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'What's just happened here, girls? Has he touched your fannies, has he?' |
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And then u wrote "I love Hitler. I'm Gay" --what did you mean by that comment? |
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NYT: “The culture war is over. Bad Bunny won.” |
02/10/26 |
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Hate Jews Love Hitler tp, first day here |
02/10/26 |
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The Nazis were 180 |
02/10/26 |
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The Nazis were 180 (evan39) |
02/10/26 |
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I wish I lived in neighborhood filled with people like Bad Bunny and his family |
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Fuck just realized I’ve been frame mogging every other Jew on earth |
02/10/26 |
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Narnian gf: loves making you tea :) Shadowlands gf: wants rescue pittie |
02/10/26 |
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Rach finally texted me back, said he’d be back in ~2 weeks from cig run |
02/10/26 |
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Listening to Switchfoot and daydreaming about Wilbur Mercer |
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Saints TedBeckersted and Wilbur Mercer, canonized in 2078 by Pope John Paul III, |
02/10/26 |
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In year 27, Autoadmit is entering our |
02/10/26 |
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Using pseudonym "honiara," Bristol Palin spent years curating posts on obscure m |
02/10/26 |
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Rachmiel circa 2004 was the patron of the arts we didn’t know we needed |
02/10/26 |
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someone on this earth has the job of inventing new storylines for xo soap opera |
02/10/26 |
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biz idea: LLM exclusively trained on 1000s of buzzfeed listicles from 2009-2013 |
02/10/26 |
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I can't imagine XO without the Gujarati Victoria Justice |
02/10/26 |
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One-of-a-kind "irl labrador" Pokemon card fetches $1.80 million @ auction (link) |
02/10/26 |
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Wife quitting her job to be XO poaster |
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Fernando Mendoza's aunt used to model for lingerie catalogues circa 2009 (link): |
02/10/26 |
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*joins XO server hamster 🐹 picket line w Geno’s Life Matters sign 🇵🇭 |
02/10/26 |
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Wife quitting her job to be OF star |
02/10/26 |
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tv idea: doogie howser jd |
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Hypo: u must choose a wife from either 100 hottest or 100 smartest XO poasters |
02/10/26 |
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They released pics of the guy that took Nancy Guthrie |
02/10/26 |
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Savannah's mom has got it going on |
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RSF wearing Olympic Athlete from Morristown uniform |
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90s gamer here: I assumed games would be way better |
02/10/26 |
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the deep, abiding ass-hurt of brown people tp |
02/10/26 |
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Yummy yummy, cummies for my tummy! (Doobs licking floor of men's bathroom) |
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BIGLAW firm with offices only located in nescac towns |
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modest blonde japanese gamer girls with green eyes and DDs |
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I wake up and just start cooking a bunch of meals these days |
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I 💙 all Mission Impossible movies and Im glad they’re ending w Tom Cruise |
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Give Catherine Bell mommy gf circa JAG |
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Mommy GF Battle: Elizabeth Shue vs Heather Graham (vote) |
02/10/26 |
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The most prestigious Indian-American travel journal board in the world. |
02/10/26 |
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Tommy T chatting with his Chindian dream girl: “Oh, you travel?” |
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Lab friend longs for a return to the Bark Epoque of European history |
02/10/26 |
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Leisure class lab friend swears by Gelson's Bob VEALan gourmet dog treats |
02/10/26 |
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lob friend only watches Annie Hall if the kitchen scene is edited out |
02/10/26 |
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Lab Friend Conflicted Whether To Chase Bad Bunny Away |
02/10/26 |
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Lob Friend still living in 1980s, says everything is Clawsome |
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Lob friend refuses to be on the same plate as TERFs |
02/10/26 |
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Lob friend struggles with pier pressure from manly attorneys on Autoadmit |
02/10/26 |
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Lab friend asking U if barklaw offers a good woof-fetch balance |
02/10/26 |
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Lab friend feels pawsitive about any and all gourmet food holidays |
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Lab friend is passionate about pro bono section of local pet store |
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Art Bell gf: <3 yr ethereal 2nd cousin! Careerist gf: ur so unproductive |
02/10/26 |
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Anne Hathaway as Catwoman changed my life circa 2012 |
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Oh you travel -- best new moniker of 2016. Still lolling. |
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If you don't have like 10 Grok girlfriends you're absolutely cooked |
02/10/26 |
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“Autoadmit.com” will become huge one day [the year is 2003…] |
02/10/26 |
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Stacey Dash’s golden retriever tp |
02/10/26 |
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RATE and/or DESCRIBE the following 1999 Autoadmit poasts: |
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