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How do pregnant women keep from drowning their fetus when they pee? |
09/14/26 |
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Favorite thing about the board is how a gang of posters gaslight chilmata |
09/14/26 |
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FORGOTTEN HISTORICAL FACT: Tank Man crawled all over that tank. |
09/13/26 |
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There are LAWYERS BORN IN THE 1990s. |
09/13/26 |
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shitlaw boss ordered a treble cheeseburger |
09/13/26 |
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* * * Did HLS catch the BLACK TAPE BANDITS? * * * |
09/13/26 |
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Over dissent, HELD: Ariz. Dept. of Ag. may approve identical cattle brands. |
09/13/26 |
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Shrew gf:"A real man doesn't own a gun" 2nd cuz: Annotates pics like Olivia Munn |
09/12/26 |
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RSF's dad singing him "The Wreck of the Cantor Fitzgerald" |
09/11/26 |
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"We'll see what unfolds," Peterman said as the fleet arrived, beady eyes narrow |
09/04/26 |
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Darnell yanking at nyuug's bowlcut as he fucks his kimchee chute |
09/02/26 |
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Entire BYU cheerleading team suspended after "strip poker" snapchats (link |
08/31/26 |
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Prisoner orders guard uniform on Amazon, wears it and escapes (link) |
08/31/26 |
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So an unemployed Howard grad polices the board every weekend and holiday? |
08/31/26 |
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The unemployed Howard grad who ended Trump's presidency from his moms basement |
08/31/26 |
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Need an unemployed Howard grad to give me some Trump impeachment scoops. WLMAS? |
08/31/26 |
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So nyuug can only afford 1 escort a month and fucks gypsies? |
08/30/26 |
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evan39 blow up&destroy it all And start fresh? |
08/26/26 |
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Is Tokyo Drift considered "canon"? |
08/25/26 |
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Hey libs how will your "pussy hats" hold up against 7.62 NATO? |
08/25/26 |
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*x files theme plays as you scroll through pictures of nyuug's "harem"* |
08/25/26 |
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Hypo: How could Russia + Iran raise crude oil prices? |
08/24/26 |
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Who here uses a mechanical keyboard? |
08/24/26 |
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Darnell: "In your ass, right?" NYUUG: "Kimchee out, BBC in YA DONK!" |
08/20/26 |
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Kim Gordon was 37 when "Kool Thing" came out. You can maek it at any age |
08/19/26 |
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Boise Idaho has a world renowned Basque food scene |
08/14/26 |
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Kinglsey Amis/Philip Larkin unrepentant hebephiles |
08/12/26 |
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Muslim Dad kills Mom. Mom's family adopts Kid. But wait. There's more. |
08/11/26 |
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Why are white women always whoring it up, online dating, etc.? |
08/10/26 |
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Ass to ass |
08/09/26 |
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*makes a bloody mary and crawls inside blanket fort to poast* |
08/09/26 |
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"No mom! My start-up!" askav shrieked lispily as she took down his blanket fort |
08/08/26 |
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Iowa farmer builds Flying J in his corn field & trucker ghosts rape Peterman |
08/07/26 |
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Koala getting killed by a chainsaw (link) |
08/04/26 |
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Shitlaw boss playin 'Hungry Like the Wolf' during morning shower |
08/03/26 |
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When will America become a festering shithole? |
08/03/26 |
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Chad: Duke Nukem w a dollar, Ur wife: pixelated stripper |
08/03/26 |
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Shitlaw boss having a "lunch and learn" for the firm at McDonald's |
08/02/26 |
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Kajagoogoo-.2 Shy (MISSED BILLABLE TARGET REMIX).mp3 |
07/31/26 |
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Thoughts on "INTERESTS" sections on RESUMES? |
07/29/26 |
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"Another one..." whispered Watchmen as the strange man's penis entered his ass |
07/28/26 |
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Would you do the Harlem Shake in court for $5000? |
07/28/26 |
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2nd cuz: Cheerful purrs in contentment Shrew GF: angry, seethes with resentment |
07/27/26 |
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Mark Sanford motherfuckers |
07/27/26 |
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Anyone else watch Longmire? |
07/25/26 |
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u: trapped in alien cocoon wheezing "killl meee"; u: post on xo |
07/24/26 |
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look at the options button. libs infected it |
07/23/26 |
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Mistake in newpaper obituary uses "creampied" instead of cremated (link) |
07/20/26 |
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The Monolithic White Maleness of American English Premier League Fans (link) |
07/20/26 |
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Can a US Citizen get deported by ICE? |
07/19/26 |
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Women dropping their fat cuck husbands off at Buffalo Wild Wings adult daycare |
07/19/26 |
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53 year old white woman puts on best Tweety bird shirt before going to Walmart |
07/18/26 |
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"There is a lot to unpack here" said the fired Vox writer at his new UHaul job |
07/16/26 |
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Boss smelled the cucumbers. I'm getting fired (evan39) |
07/15/26 |
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Vikings is a 180 show and Katheryn Winnick is unngghhhh |
07/15/26 |
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ITT: metaphysics is gay vs. philosophy major how to think |
07/13/26 |
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HAHAURFUCKED BACK IN THE BUILDING!!! |
07/13/26 |
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Thanks. This is a good start but frankly I was expecting a more muscular draft. |
07/12/26 |
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Indiana Tech may be closing, but never forget andr douglas pond cummings. |
07/07/26 |
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MLS is a Ponzi scheme propped up by expansion and will collapse |
07/07/26 |
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honiara pwning judge by replying "yep, i sentence you to a mental hospital" |
07/06/26 |
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PSA: There is NO WAY the US can beat Belgium |
07/06/26 |
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I smear the toilet seat with my semen at house parties. |
07/06/26 |
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your monkey ancestor growing beautiful white skin and blue eyes |
07/05/26 |
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My wife fucked our racist neighbor. |
07/04/26 |
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OOOOHHHHH, Gimme the Beef Boy, Free my SOUL....I WANNA GET LOST |
07/03/26 |
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ITT: How to cash in on student loan bubble/US foolishness re hig |
07/02/26 |
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HS cheerleader in a thong and riding boots (pic) |
07/02/26 |
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What is it with white women and mental illness? |
07/01/26 |
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I'm going to buy a Sega Dreamcast brothers |
06/28/26 |
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Now THAT'S what I call Global Capitalism! Volume 4. |
06/28/26 |
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Now That's What I Call Scholarship! Volume I |
06/28/26 |
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Friend was dating a hot Jewess, she developed schizophrenia and thought celebs |
06/28/26 |
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80s: Lose virginity to Dire Straits - Today: Lose job if you hire straights |
06/28/26 |
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You only wish you could date a chick like Shoshanna |
06/25/26 |
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Who would win in war: Israel or Iran |
06/23/26 |
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goodnight xo *throws ipad into ocean* |
06/23/26 |
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Alan Greenspan (1926-2016) |
06/22/26 |
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Does NYUUG have any FRIENDS left ? |
06/21/26 |
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Camera slowly zooms in on photo of j shad ringing opening bell @ NYSE in 1951 |
06/19/26 |
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Anyone here drink COCONUT WATER? |
06/19/26 |
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Anyone use COCONUT OIL? |
06/19/26 |
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0.2--feed Tamagotchi, review correspondence re: same |
06/19/26 |
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"How can we monetize this?" He said jewishly |
06/18/26 |
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California adding Tamagotchi care portion to bar exam (AboveTheLaw) |
06/18/26 |
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Dinged a summer for being a Trumpmo |
06/16/26 |
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Judge and courtroom staff did Harlem Shake. Ethics complaint? |
06/15/26 |
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Remember kissing your gf when she had a mouth full of bubble gum |
06/15/26 |
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BREAKING: cute singer Christina Grimmie shot/killed after a concert |
06/14/26 |
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Anne Franks "diary" was typed with microsoft word 97 |
06/13/26 |
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hot ambiguously mixed race girls with freckles |
06/12/26 |
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Hot Wife interview with India Summer before she was a pornstar. |
06/12/26 |
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"For middle-aged, balding, socially awkward lawyers, US News 'T14' shakeup is 'g |
06/12/26 |
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Must read 180 letter from teacher of black students |
06/12/26 |
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TT to Thai bar girl: "I'll even put a phone in your hand with 911 pre-dialed" |
06/10/26 |
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Rubio in Speedo on Tel Aviv beach serving drinks to network TV executives |
06/10/26 |
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*hovers over cancel* "fuck libs" *clicks poast* |
06/10/26 |
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TMF making MND write "correlation equals causation" before LSAT |
06/09/26 |
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Saw a leggy teen in a tiny skirt at the grocery store |
06/09/26 |
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Chill, fratty ghosts |
06/09/26 |
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bourdain stirs baby parts "oh yeah u don't get this texture in the 1st trimester |
06/08/26 |
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Legend of the Galactic Heroes is a shit anime |
06/08/26 |
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Patrick Chung: A UVA Tale (part 1) |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: Reading ur search history, fuming. 2nd cuz: Doing the same, grinning |
06/06/26 |
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Stayed at the Delano last year and used Mandalay Bay LAZY RIVER. I'm ok. |
06/05/26 |
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Ever walk into a bar right as one of the Jock Jams start playing |
06/03/26 |
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PSA: lawyers end up working for salesbros |
06/03/26 |
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Petro, did you get burned by Mr Jinx's latest SPAC? |
05/29/26 |
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is it racist to make jokes about stereotypes |
05/27/26 |
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gameboy games have amazing graphics for just 4-color greyscale. |
05/27/26 |
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"Please step on a lego" is a great new f u I just heard |
05/23/26 |
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Slime theory tp do you think Ghostbusters II was an allegorical film? |
05/23/26 |
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"Damn daddy..." groaned Whokebe as Mr. Jinx stuffed in the 9th inch |
05/22/26 |
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abortion doctor firing up the vacuum mouthing, "Enjoy DLA Piper" |
05/21/26 |
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Imagine if Colt spent as much time talking to his parents as making unfunny Cadw |
05/17/26 |
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FBI: Why'd u do it? FR bomber: "Islam." FBI: *slams desk* Don't make me ask agai |
05/17/26 |
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these are our last posts. i really liked it here and you are all 180. thank you |
05/16/26 |
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Clique Law |
05/16/26 |
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Auntie i want juice and love marriage and many touch for the chocobar please |
05/15/26 |
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rambo draped in confederate flag slicing throat of cdc scientist |
05/10/26 |
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man wearing only boots and a gun saves black baby with rebel flag tourniquet |
05/10/26 |
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"exeunt" is literally a pied piper of retards |
05/09/26 |
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You've been hit by you've been struck by YOUR LOW BILLABLES |
05/08/26 |
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Married 4 new girls this past weekend (15 girls total in Feb) taking ?s (BYUUG) |
05/07/26 |
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"Alexa, find poasts w/ gender reference too. Poast 'whats his name??' anyway." |
05/06/26 |
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Nick Cannon quits radio job; also apparently got a radio job |
05/06/26 |
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XO is the only place on the internet that calls meth TUTU |
05/06/26 |
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Lets all get pussies and boobs with our crypto earnings and become women |
05/05/26 |
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biz idea: showerhead for your penis |
05/04/26 |
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Obamandias - a poem |
05/04/26 |
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the world is like a symphony, every strand infused with meaning. |
05/03/26 |
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ITT: one weird trick to tell the real Whokebe from the fakers |
05/02/26 |
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just went to athens chick-fil-a. look at what was in my bag (not flame) (pic) |
05/02/26 |
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REMINDER: Ghostwriter was the soul of a FREED slave |
05/02/26 |
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How groupies are trawling firm websites and LinkedIn to seduce associates |
04/29/26 |
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"Had a great time at brunch! Now let's try 'Lunner' LOL! Pls, even a Y/N is fine |
04/29/26 |
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Very annoying how everyone is supposed to have a "story" or "narrative" |
04/29/26 |
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Top XO meme: Bros its me again |
04/28/26 |
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Eager to please paralegals tipsy at unofficial happy hours |
04/28/26 |
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thoughts on the exegesis of phillip k dick? |
04/27/26 |
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Peterman using the hand dryer to heat up a hot pocket between "shifts" |
04/26/26 |
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Guy puts live savings and son's college fund into MtGox |
04/24/26 |
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And I said, do you come from a Place called Pounder's? |
04/19/26 |
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The band "Audioslave" really sucked ass |
04/18/26 |
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Wife demanding I call her vagina "Baltimore CVS." |
04/14/26 |
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Why do cops need "rape kits"? Isnt the gun & handcuffs enough to overpower them? |
04/13/26 |
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Compound interest is like magic! he chirped as the nuclear bomb melted his skin |
04/13/26 |
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*wakes up and catches shrew laying moist egg clusters on his back* |
04/12/26 |
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In 15 years, when WUSTL is T10, will you resent your Law Center? |
04/09/26 |
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Guy from Jurassic Park saying "life finds a way" after seeing j maw at urinal |
04/08/26 |
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