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Dairy Queen Blizzard hits southeast asia, millions dead |
02/28/26 |
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5'9 bros at HBS - coveted? |
02/26/26 |
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Wow, Bill Clinton actually looks great |
02/26/26 |
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Why do rich and educated foreigners immigrate to America? |
02/26/26 |
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"We'll see what unfolds," hissed JJC as he grabbed his complimentary USA Today |
02/26/26 |
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2013 resolution is to move to low-cost of living state |
02/25/26 |
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Chad: Duke Nukem w a dollar, Ur wife: pixelated stripper |
02/25/26 |
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Would you pay this much for Goldeneye on N64? (Link) |
02/24/26 |
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Woodstock 99 Limp Bizkit arson rapes and riots while we bomb Serbia |
02/24/26 |
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Peterman using the hand dryer to heat up a hot pocket between "shifts" |
02/24/26 |
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The band "Audioslave" really sucked ass |
02/23/26 |
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Rate this Texas inmate who was executed |
02/18/26 |
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Associate just sent farewell email as a haiku 100% not flame |
02/17/26 |
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Reminder: Actual white people dont like soccer |
02/16/26 |
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Guy from Jurassic Park saying "life finds a way" after seeing j maw at urinal |
02/15/26 |
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Top XO meme: Bros its me again |
02/14/26 |
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Whole city is closed down due to blizzard. Might just play Ocarina of Time all d |
02/13/26 |
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Fuck it. Gonna play Harvest Moon on the SNES. Which girl do I marry? |
02/13/26 |
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stayed up all night posting with twist and brave little poaster, destroyed today |
02/13/26 |
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"Alexa, find poasts w/ gender reference too. Poast 'whats his name??' anyway." |
02/13/26 |
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"Do u have directions for going your own way?" autistic Becky asked |
02/12/26 |
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Now That's What I Call Scholarship! Volume I |
02/12/26 |
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Mazda CX5 is better than any used luxury car. |
02/12/26 |
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taylor swift lying in your bed emaciated, squishing a pop tart between her toes |
02/12/26 |
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Girls imessage is basically like their version of XO |
02/12/26 |
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Remodeled Home Office |
02/11/26 |
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Nigger. Faggot. NiggerFaggot |
02/11/26 |
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What's the best definition of "middle-class"? Six figure income? |
02/10/26 |
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Rate this Gamer |
02/10/26 |
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2nd cousin: "Want a fine ass to ride? :)" Shrew gf: "You need finasteride." |
02/10/26 |
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"5 Little Ducks" sang Kasich as he lead the kindergarteners into the basement |
02/10/26 |
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Shakespeare would have been a decent xo poaster |
02/09/26 |
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Kyle Boller married to Miss California is the quintessential Chad |
02/09/26 |
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Rate my gay Shakespeare adaptation: Homeo and Julius |
02/08/26 |
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*hovers over cancel* "fuck libs" *clicks poast* |
02/08/26 |
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Found a rich vein of unbumped Trump threads |
02/06/26 |
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WHAT'S IT LIKE TO WORK FOR SHERMAN STERLING OR CRAVATH? |
02/05/26 |
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"There is a lot to unpack here" said the fired Vox writer at his new UHaul job |
02/04/26 |
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I want to drop butthole first down a Plinko wall of dicks |
02/04/26 |
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i've done the math. the correct religion is antiochan orthodox |
02/03/26 |
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HuffPo to Steve Bannon: "Goy Bye" |
02/03/26 |
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Darnell yanking at nyuug's bowlcut as he fucks his kimchee chute |
02/02/26 |
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ITT: Examples of BIGLAW Beta Gotcha! |
01/31/26 |
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Clique Law |
01/29/26 |
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Asian girl calls for GENOCIDE while wearing school girl outfit |
01/28/26 |
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White ppl are 180. Too bad they are genociding themselves |
01/28/26 |
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What kind of sick mentally ill America-hating faggot actually votes Democrat? |
01/28/26 |
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ITT: Conservative Historical Myths |
01/28/26 |
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Holy shit at this HS cheer camp slip n slide video (link) |
01/27/26 |
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White women have seizure like orgasms with black men |
01/26/26 |
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u: trapped in alien cocoon wheezing "killl meee"; u: post on xo |
01/25/26 |
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netflix looks so much better than cable tv it's insane and wrong |
01/24/26 |
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Petro, did you get burned by Mr Jinx's latest SPAC? |
01/24/26 |
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New deal from Apple: Couples who name baby "Siri" get free cloud photo album sto |
01/23/26 |
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according to alexa 23.6% of the greatbort's traffic comes from norway |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, attached, please find my markup of the credit facility agreement |
01/23/26 |
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"alexa, next time u type post & not poast, ur ass is going in the garbage dispos |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, look up litigation exit options, and don't laugh this time |
01/23/26 |
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Why does Miami have a basketball team named after a Michael Mann film |
01/23/26 |
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I won my state spelling bee when i was a kid |
01/23/26 |
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Tech billionaire is building a real life recreation of first super mario level ( |
01/22/26 |
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Never voted before in my life. Voted for Dr. Donald Trump, PhD today. |
01/22/26 |
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Looks like I waited too long to lateral |
01/21/26 |
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"No worries, I get it! Spark wasn't there. Btw, can you be my emergency contact |
01/21/26 |
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3rd year biglaw, 156k student loans, 30k cc debt |
01/20/26 |
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POLL: is the American middle class dead? |
01/20/26 |
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MLK championed civil rights for all races, ... |
01/20/26 |
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Lin >> Obama, Gandhi and MLK - TWC and MSG to settle dispute. |
01/20/26 |
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PSA: MLK was a social construct |
01/20/26 |
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MLK's Niece Says McDonald's Has The Best Menu For African-Americans |
01/20/26 |
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Dinged a summer for being a Trumpmo |
01/19/26 |
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New Kids on the Block hosts a cruise every year and just fucks female groupies |
01/19/26 |
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Panama Papers leak is huge. predict fallout ITT |
01/17/26 |
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Kid is 5 yrs old. Have $22,000 in her 529. Practically meaningless?? |
01/17/26 |
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Compound interest is like magic! he chirped as the nuclear bomb melted his skin |
01/15/26 |
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So yeah, *dips beignet in cappucino* as I was saying, he violently raped me |
01/15/26 |
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Because of white cuckoldry Islam will easily take over America |
01/14/26 |
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It's funny that CGM fools you morons with his word salads |
01/12/26 |
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CGM to Darnell: "We have a contract. Now deregulate my shitpipe" |
01/11/26 |
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Walked out of doc review job, started crying today. |
01/11/26 |
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Solitary confinement for up to 4 years with these conditions. |
01/09/26 |
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Met a Chinese architect named Bill Ding |
01/07/26 |
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Biz idea: alcoholic beverage that induces abortion: Infanti Cider |
01/07/26 |
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Mrs Dooberstein? Yes, he again demands to be called Stinkerella |
01/05/26 |
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about to walk in a bar and ask if i left my credit card there. nervous as fuck |
01/04/26 |
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RSF's dad singing him "The Wreck of the Cantor Fitzgerald" |
01/04/26 |
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Julia belly dancing her way through Caracas while firing a macbine gun |
01/03/26 |
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Rubio in Speedo on Tel Aviv beach serving drinks to network TV executives |
01/03/26 |
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Tommy Lee Jones is a fucking badass |
01/02/26 |
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Nov. 7,2012:Romney executes self by placing 20 sparklers in butt |
01/01/26 |
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Farting so loud your penussy quivers |
12/31/25 |
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The ONE escape from No-Job/No-Money/No-Future existence... |
12/30/25 |
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The Gaslighting of Lawman8 by the Coward Coldplayfan |
12/29/25 |
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LOL JUST LOL @ sad degenerate geeks abusing drugs on xmas |
12/24/25 |
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Wife said "I have a boyfriend" when I tried to kiss her. |
12/24/25 |
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Wardrobe malfunction at HS powder puff game has principal in hot water (vid) |
12/24/25 |
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G-DAMN, DANICA PATRICK - ITT |
12/22/25 |
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"But Chaaaaaad...." *teehee* |
12/19/25 |
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Fuck yeah bros my new pussy and boobs are fuckin sick (High School Chad in 2017) |
12/19/25 |
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XO = a gathering of shitlawyers talking about |
12/18/25 |
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FBI: Why'd u do it? FR bomber: "Islam." FBI: *slams desk* Don't make me ask agai |
12/16/25 |
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Mother, please open your blouse for I am thirsty (Estrada) |
12/16/25 |
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My wife fucked our racist neighbor. |
12/16/25 |
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Who's into Italian spanking imagery and suing The Oatmeal?! |
12/16/25 |
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LINSANITY: The pinnacle of alpha an asian will ever achieve? |
12/16/25 |
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Box walks into room; 'Crazy Bitch' by Buckcherry starts playing |
12/15/25 |
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It tears me up inside thinking of my wife's former lovers. |
12/15/25 |
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google is done here |
12/13/25 |
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The Monolithic White Maleness of American English Premier League Fans (link) |
12/13/25 |
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How do high school freshman girls look like this? Hormones in milk? (Pic |
12/12/25 |
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ASPIE BATTLE: Doobs vs. Chris-chan vs. ulillillia |
12/12/25 |
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Will AI be able to run FLAME? |
12/10/25 |
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"It's raining men...out of my crotch" (EPAH's wife) |
12/09/25 |
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evan39 blow up&destroy it all And start fresh? |
12/09/25 |
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A Retiring Chief Justice Reflects on his Term, Legacy |
12/08/25 |
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Idea: Lets offshore millions of jobs and allow unlimited turd world immigration |
11/28/25 |
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I'm a cucky sports nut short and fat. Here is my craft beer here is my hat |
11/27/25 |
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bourdain stirs baby parts "oh yeah u don't get this texture in the 1st trimester |
11/26/25 |
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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner |
11/26/25 |
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Going to start entering my time Trump style |
11/26/25 |
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Doobs 8 MILES HIGH on HOOSIER SAUCE making obscene gestures outside Ice Miller |
11/25/25 |
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Peterman: do you think having a dad or male friends would have made you normal |
11/24/25 |
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Radiohead - A Chaebong Hyung (to "My Iron Lung") |
11/24/25 |
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2nd cousin: Nubile. Shrew gf: Jew bile. |
11/23/25 |
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LOL @ SEX-HAVERS. I FEEL LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT AFTER I CUM |
11/21/25 |
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SEX IS SO FUCKIN OVER-RATED-WHEN I CUM, I FEEL LIKE SHIT |
11/21/25 |
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It's November, time to THANKSGIVINGIFY your monikers |
11/19/25 |
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WUSTL Employment Apocalypse |
11/16/25 |
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happy thanksgiving from autoadmit and xo |
11/15/25 |
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Boomer professor gave me 30 seconds to write free verse haiku |
11/15/25 |
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XOXO HAIKUS |
11/15/25 |
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"hello, associate x, i hope that you had a great thanksgiving." |
11/14/25 |
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Need to bill 270 hours between now and Thanksgiving |
11/13/25 |
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they are deleting |
11/12/25 |
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Dual citizen taking questions. |
11/12/25 |
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Thoughts on "INTERESTS" sections on RESUMES? |
11/11/25 |
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"You gotta pay for that!" cried Peterman as he got pushed out of the truck cab |
11/11/25 |
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Shetland Islands and Orkney have beautiful Nordic looking girls with names like |
11/10/25 |
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30 year mortgage is a huge jewish scam |
11/10/25 |
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"Trust me, just let me fart into the bag" Peterman at Red Cross blood drive |
11/10/25 |
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boomer constructs giant "house of horror" w/ granite countertops |
11/09/25 |
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Uber driver was a high school girl who bullied me and called me names wtf? |
11/08/25 |
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"You gotta meet him mom, he's so bald and risk averse." |
11/08/25 |
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libs, change your platform or never win again |
11/07/25 |
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Hate my job intensely. MBA FANTASIES all that gets me thru day |
11/06/25 |
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Mentally ill gook pays prostitutes to fuck him and wears makeup why? |
11/05/25 |
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Do all azn "males" get a pillow GF on their 13th birthday? |
11/04/25 |
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"We'll see what unfolds," Peterman said as the fleet arrived, beady eyes narrow |
11/03/25 |
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evan39 did I meet a closeted Chad? |
11/03/25 |
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"Wouldst thou live deliciously?" Live Tuna asks, winking, holding out GradPLUS L |
11/01/25 |
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