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Will AI be able to run FLAME? |
12/10/25 |
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POLL: is the American middle class dead? |
12/09/25 |
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"It's raining men...out of my crotch" (EPAH's wife) |
12/09/25 |
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evan39 blow up&destroy it all And start fresh? |
12/09/25 |
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Because of white cuckoldry Islam will easily take over America |
12/08/25 |
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A Retiring Chief Justice Reflects on his Term, Legacy |
12/08/25 |
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"No worries, I get it! Spark wasn't there. Btw, can you be my emergency contact |
12/01/25 |
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stayed up all night posting with twist and brave little poaster, destroyed today |
11/28/25 |
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Idea: Lets offshore millions of jobs and allow unlimited turd world immigration |
11/28/25 |
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I'm a cucky sports nut short and fat. Here is my craft beer here is my hat |
11/27/25 |
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bourdain stirs baby parts "oh yeah u don't get this texture in the 1st trimester |
11/26/25 |
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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner |
11/26/25 |
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Going to start entering my time Trump style |
11/26/25 |
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Doobs 8 MILES HIGH on HOOSIER SAUCE making obscene gestures outside Ice Miller |
11/25/25 |
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Darnell yanking at nyuug's bowlcut as he fucks his kimchee chute |
11/24/25 |
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Peterman: do you think having a dad or male friends would have made you normal |
11/24/25 |
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Radiohead - A Chaebong Hyung (to "My Iron Lung") |
11/24/25 |
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2nd cousin: Nubile. Shrew gf: Jew bile. |
11/23/25 |
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LOL @ SEX-HAVERS. I FEEL LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT AFTER I CUM |
11/21/25 |
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SEX IS SO FUCKIN OVER-RATED-WHEN I CUM, I FEEL LIKE SHIT |
11/21/25 |
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It's November, time to THANKSGIVINGIFY your monikers |
11/19/25 |
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WUSTL Employment Apocalypse |
11/16/25 |
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happy thanksgiving from autoadmit and xo |
11/15/25 |
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Boomer professor gave me 30 seconds to write free verse haiku |
11/15/25 |
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XOXO HAIKUS |
11/15/25 |
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Associate just sent farewell email as a haiku 100% not flame |
11/15/25 |
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"hello, associate x, i hope that you had a great thanksgiving." |
11/14/25 |
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Need to bill 270 hours between now and Thanksgiving |
11/13/25 |
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they are deleting |
11/12/25 |
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Dual citizen taking questions. |
11/12/25 |
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Thoughts on "INTERESTS" sections on RESUMES? |
11/11/25 |
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"You gotta pay for that!" cried Peterman as he got pushed out of the truck cab |
11/11/25 |
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Shetland Islands and Orkney have beautiful Nordic looking girls with names like |
11/10/25 |
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30 year mortgage is a huge jewish scam |
11/10/25 |
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"Trust me, just let me fart into the bag" Peterman at Red Cross blood drive |
11/10/25 |
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boomer constructs giant "house of horror" w/ granite countertops |
11/09/25 |
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Uber driver was a high school girl who bullied me and called me names wtf? |
11/08/25 |
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"You gotta meet him mom, he's so bald and risk averse." |
11/08/25 |
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libs, change your platform or never win again |
11/07/25 |
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CGM to Darnell: "We have a contract. Now deregulate my shitpipe" |
11/07/25 |
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Hate my job intensely. MBA FANTASIES all that gets me thru day |
11/06/25 |
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Mentally ill gook pays prostitutes to fuck him and wears makeup why? |
11/05/25 |
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Peterman using the hand dryer to heat up a hot pocket between "shifts" |
11/05/25 |
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Do all azn "males" get a pillow GF on their 13th birthday? |
11/04/25 |
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"We'll see what unfolds," Peterman said as the fleet arrived, beady eyes narrow |
11/03/25 |
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evan39 did I meet a closeted Chad? |
11/03/25 |
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"Wouldst thou live deliciously?" Live Tuna asks, winking, holding out GradPLUS L |
11/01/25 |
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Aging Shearman & Sterling partner: "We ARE big. It's just the deals got small." |
11/01/25 |
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Will countries like India, Congo, etc., never not be shitholes? |
10/31/25 |
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"Elites" should be killed for sport & live in fear |
10/28/25 |
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You've been hit by you've been struck by YOUR LOW BILLABLES |
10/26/25 |
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Now That's What I Call Scholarship! Volume I |
10/24/25 |
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Now THAT'S what I call Global Capitalism! Volume 4. |
10/24/25 |
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2nd cuz: Cums til she's fainting. Shrew gf: Panties resemble abstract painting |
10/24/25 |
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REMINDER: Odds are you will EPIC FAIL the bar exam |
10/23/25 |
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Chad: Duke Nukem w a dollar, Ur wife: pixelated stripper |
10/22/25 |
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"b-but blockchain technology!" Peterman cried as I chained him to a block |
10/18/25 |
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"But Chaaaaaad...." *teehee* |
10/17/25 |
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"Do u have directions for going your own way?" autistic Becky asked |
10/16/25 |
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Fuck it. Gonna play Harvest Moon on the SNES. Which girl do I marry? |
10/16/25 |
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"5 Little Ducks" sang Kasich as he lead the kindergarteners into the basement |
10/15/25 |
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"Now THIS is perestroika!" lisped ARE Reptile as Darnell prolapsed his asshole |
10/15/25 |
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Girl to bloodacre: "So THAT'S why they call them clitdicks." |
10/14/25 |
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Feds threatening to ban Elizabeth Holmes from owning Theranos labs for 2 year |
10/09/25 |
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The truth about Benghazi is what's maddening about ARE politics |
10/09/25 |
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biglawyers - how often do you 420? |
10/09/25 |
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I was really attracted to shrews when I was 18 |
10/07/25 |
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How do high school freshman girls look like this? Hormones in milk? (Pic |
10/07/25 |
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Just had gay sex (bottom) in a Jimmy John's men's room, taking ?s |
10/06/25 |
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What's a good way to get off a law school's waiting list? |
10/06/25 |
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Auntie i want juice and love marriage and many touch for the chocobar please |
09/30/25 |
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but I'm racist..." evan39 muttered as he was herded onto Trumps train for gays |
09/30/25 |
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that painting of emma watson getting her asshold blown out haunted my dreams |
09/29/25 |
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Videogamemos: should I play MGS V, FFX HD remaster, or Xenoblade X for tonight |
09/28/25 |
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The Berenstein Bears & The Too-Low Hours |
09/28/25 |
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"exeunt" is literally a pied piper of retards |
09/28/25 |
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honiara pwning judge by replying "yep, i sentence you to a mental hospital" |
09/27/25 |
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Litecoin going up and up..... BUY NOW! |
09/26/25 |
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this is why the box has to be banned: rach end this box shit NOW |
09/26/25 |
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ITT: Conservative Historical Myths |
09/26/25 |
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The Billing Fraud in Biglaw is really absurd |
09/26/25 |
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Thoughts on funding an autoadmit scholarship or fellowship? |
09/26/25 |
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help: think i'm in love with my boss |
09/26/25 |
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Bboooooooooom: deranged sports nut |
09/26/25 |
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Had a real introspective moment last night about being a lawyer |
09/26/25 |
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Hit on girl at bar, she laughed in my face and walked away |
09/26/25 |
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Married woman can't get over ex "Chad" |
09/26/25 |
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LJL no way The Box is more intelligent than Julia |
09/26/25 |
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Law School or Stay in Software |
09/26/25 |
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Found a rich vein of unbumped Trump threads |
09/26/25 |
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Rereading some Philalawyer, this hurt: |
09/22/25 |
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The Japanese word for "Jew" translates into English as "sneaky haggle man" |
09/22/25 |
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How are Asian men not more suicidal? |
09/21/25 |
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Dinged a summer for being a Trumpmo |
09/20/25 |
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Darnell: "In your ass, right?" NYUUG: "Kimchee out, BBC in YA DONK!" |
09/19/25 |
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Fuck my ass Field of Dreams is utterly depressing to watch now |
09/18/25 |
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HuffPo to Steve Bannon: "Goy Bye" |
09/16/25 |
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Met a Jewish girl working for innocence project named Frieda Nigs |
09/16/25 |
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hello sir, I- *briefcase full of vag pebbles falls open* |
09/15/25 |
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Rubio in Speedo on Tel Aviv beach serving drinks to network TV executives |
09/14/25 |
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RSF's dad singing him "The Wreck of the Cantor Fitzgerald" |
09/11/25 |
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HS cheerleader in a thong and riding boots (pic) |
09/11/25 |
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Hawaii judge REVIVES DC SHOOTER, finds necromancy constitutional under 8A |
09/11/25 |
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So XO is a bunch of bald jewish lawyers that smoke weed and eat fast food? |
09/10/25 |
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dcpoast: consensus weirdest poster? |
09/10/25 |
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*hovers over cancel* "fuck libs" *clicks poast* |
09/08/25 |
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"There is a lot to unpack here" said the fired Vox writer at his new UHaul job |
09/06/25 |
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Lateralled to Milbank. Quit the next day. Didn't need the money. Never did. |
09/04/25 |
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Native Americans use every part of the Steel Reserve bottle |
09/03/25 |
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Shitlaw boss having a "lunch and learn" for the firm at McDonald's |
08/31/25 |
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biz idea: "Pepe pissing" bumper stickers |
08/31/25 |
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u: trapped in alien cocoon wheezing "killl meee"; u: post on xo |
08/30/25 |
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"I'll still love u if u get laid off by Cahill" grimes lied unconvincingly |
08/30/25 |
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Patrick Chung: A UVA Tale (part 1) |
08/29/25 |
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Why do white guys marry Latinas??? |
08/28/25 |
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reminder: reptiles still think lawn signs = votes |
08/26/25 |
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2013 resolution is to move to low-cost of living state |
08/26/25 |
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Ever walk into a bar right as one of the Jock Jams start playing |
08/25/25 |
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Boss smelled the cucumbers. I'm getting fired (evan39) |
08/24/25 |
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Saw handsome Nordstrom employee (How much $$) |
08/22/25 |
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YAY ROMNEY IS GOING TO WIN!! HAHA LIBTARDS!! |
08/22/25 |
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Women dropping their fat cuck husbands off at Buffalo Wild Wings adult daycare |
08/21/25 |
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Obama met w/ Ferguson activists: told them to "stay the course" |
08/21/25 |
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watching the prestige right now |
08/19/25 |
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Revive the Ducktales Movement NOW! |
08/19/25 |
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huge headphones playing scotus oral arguments in the quad with arms out spinning |
08/19/25 |
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Have met Peter Thiel IRL he is a weird autistic freak pervert |
08/18/25 |
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The Israel Lobby and U.S. Foreign Policy |
08/17/25 |
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shitlaw boss ordered a treble cheeseburger |
08/16/25 |
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The Dead Turdskins - Holiday In Cambodia.mp3 |
08/15/25 |
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Cravah - Columbia Offer Dinner recap |
08/14/25 |
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I laught at the ppl goin to NYU undergrad |
08/14/25 |
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FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA PALESTINE WILL BE FREE |
08/14/25 |
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Mother, please open your blouse for I am thirsty (Estrada) |
08/13/25 |
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there are millions of ipads rolling around in landfills now |
08/12/25 |
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Innocence Project Jewess dropping off black murderer in your neighborhood |
08/11/25 |
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Compound interest is like magic! he chirped as the nuclear bomb melted his skin |
08/10/25 |
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Obamacare: the downfall of America? |
08/10/25 |
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Guy from Jurassic Park saying "life finds a way" after seeing j maw at urinal |
08/10/25 |
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Very annoying how everyone is supposed to have a "story" or "narrative" |
08/08/25 |
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Just do SCOTUS Clerk -> Realize ur husband is billionaire -> Quit law |
08/08/25 |
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"Had a great time at brunch! Now let's try 'Lunner' LOL! Pls, even a Y/N is fine |
08/08/25 |
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***THE OFFICIAL XO WEEKLY DIGEST (March 24-31, 2016) VOL 1 ISSUE 2*** |
08/08/25 |
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Why are Japanese ppl so superior to all other Asians |
08/07/25 |
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Home ownership rules! Just spent half a day fixing a broken sump pump in a flood |
08/06/25 |
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Just dunked Oreos in milk. This is amazing bros (corp slave) |
08/03/25 |
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Reps could have won white house, roe/wade reversal, immigration reform, etc. |
07/29/25 |
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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer. |
07/28/25 |
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colt spitting his dip into an emtpy boba cup |
07/28/25 |
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35yo partner who just got his shares redecorated office like Weird Al Show cave |
07/26/25 |
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