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You fuckers are all pretty worthless [media kid]

I just want to let you fuckers in on something: you're all a...
dark laser beams
  08/08/05
A+ 180
Rusted heaven newt
  08/08/05
Fuck you, you cock-gobbling fecal-matter ingestor. My colleg...
Fantasy-prone Azure Keepsake Machete Idiot
  08/09/05
You picked the "all of you are gunning prestige whores&...
ohnoes
  08/09/05
I couldn't care less about anything
Nofapping goal in life
  08/09/05
180
wonderful indian lodge boiling water
  08/09/05
186
Aromatic violent piazza
  08/09/05
You guys have such a shitty brand of humor. It's not funny b...
burgundy electric weed whacker
  08/09/05
What brand of humor is that? Which posters are you talking a...
charismatic mewling parlor
  08/09/05
i love how EVERYONE has a hangover while taking the SAT.
Fishy Theater
  08/09/05
I love how....SHUT THE FUCK UP.
charismatic mewling parlor
  08/09/05
175
dark laser beams
  08/09/05
every law boarder sounds the same these days. I went to a...
lavender temple reading party
  08/09/05
PWNED! PWNED, PWNED, PWNED!!!
Aromatic violent piazza
  08/09/05
TTTTTTTSEF!
lavender temple reading party
  08/09/05
...
Walnut razzle-dazzle black woman
  08/09/05
shut up bitch PWNED
Big puppy indirect expression
  08/09/05
woah, true
lemon hall
  08/09/05
and every college boarder sounds the same these days: &qu...
sinister lascivious brunch juggernaut
  08/09/05
who the hell acts anything like that? at least ours was bare...
lemon hall
  08/09/05
the difference is, the other guys description was actually s...
buck-toothed stirring locus mediation
  08/09/05
don't make it so long next time. we college boarders have s...
buck-toothed stirring locus mediation
  08/09/05
bumpity-bump-bump
Mind-boggling rehab ape
  08/11/05


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Date: August 8th, 2005 11:28 PM
Author: dark laser beams

I just want to let you fuckers in on something: you're all a bunch of worthless, non-elite strivers. I can't believe that, in the middle of fucking August, you're on this lame board discussing college admissions, which only striver wannabe status whores could care so much about. It's summer! Shouldn't you be out, I don't know... living life?

At least the lawboard is interesting. You fuckers are all a bunch of dull, dronish strivers who think getting into Harvard is an accomplishment. Well, from a public school, maybe it is. From my prep school, it was a dishonor NOT to get in; those were the kinds of connections our guidance counselors had. Half the kids from my high school went to HYP, including some pretty mediocre intellects. I had a 1320 SAT (alcohol) and got in everywhere I applied. HTH

You fuckers are so TTT that I will not only PWN you in all categories of life, but I will create new categories in which to PWN you, and destroy you in them, too. Then I will invite you to create categories, and I will PWN you even in the ones you created, unless they are TTT categories like pig-fellating or something of that sort.

Here are my biggest problems with the college board, which also comprise the reasons I don't post here except to insult you:

You have no culture or intellectual curiosity, and think that being invited into "investment banking" is the highest reward society can bestow.

You would suck an 85-year-old man's cock to get into/transfer into Harvard.

You are all highly unprestigious, stupid, and wasting your lives away on dumb message boards like this.

You put an unhealthy amount of time and energy into thinking about college admissions. What a stupid, pedestrian concern! If you have connections, you can get by with a TTT SAT score and mediocre grades. Trust me.

Do you realize that my gardener, who doesn't even speak English, makes more money than you fuckers will out of your Ivy League colleges? Why? We like making illiterate, unskilled servants richer than smooth-talking, transparent strivers. So there. Shine my shoes, striver-fucks. Then maybe I'll flash you a taste of real life.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3536445)



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Date: August 8th, 2005 11:31 PM
Author: Rusted heaven newt

A+

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3536466)



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Date: August 9th, 2005 1:00 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Azure Keepsake Machete Idiot

Fuck you, you cock-gobbling fecal-matter ingestor. My college educated four presidents, two vice presidents, and a supreme court justice...all as undergrads. You aren't to fit to bed in the hay that makes up the compost of the horses that pull the plows of my slaves, much less my carriage. Go back to your 'law' board at once!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537333)



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Date: August 9th, 2005 6:42 PM
Author: ohnoes (ohnoes)

You picked the "all of you are gunning prestige whores" schtick to bomb the... college board?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3543077)



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Date: August 9th, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: Nofapping goal in life

I couldn't care less about anything

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3543102)



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Date: August 9th, 2005 12:22 AM
Author: wonderful indian lodge boiling water

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537015)



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Date: August 9th, 2005 12:28 AM
Author: Aromatic violent piazza

186

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537057)



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Date: August 9th, 2005 12:35 AM
Author: burgundy electric weed whacker

You guys have such a shitty brand of humor. It's not funny because every troll and his mom tried the same schtick.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537109)



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Date: August 9th, 2005 12:42 AM
Author: charismatic mewling parlor

What brand of humor is that? Which posters are you talking about? Suck my cock, I played college ball.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537185)



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Date: August 9th, 2005 12:47 AM
Author: Fishy Theater

i love how EVERYONE has a hangover while taking the SAT.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537224)



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Date: August 9th, 2005 12:48 AM
Author: charismatic mewling parlor

I love how....SHUT THE FUCK UP.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537241)



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Date: August 9th, 2005 12:49 AM
Author: dark laser beams

175

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537246)



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Date: August 9th, 2005 1:01 AM
Author: lavender temple reading party

every law boarder sounds the same these days.

I went to a PRESITIOUS, ELITE, and BOARDING school, you non-IVY middle class STRIVERS, i PWN you at LIFE, PWN3D you TTTSEF TTTs.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537338)



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Date: August 9th, 2005 1:01 AM
Author: Aromatic violent piazza

PWNED!

PWNED, PWNED, PWNED!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537352)



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Date: August 9th, 2005 1:02 AM
Author: lavender temple reading party

TTTTTTTSEF!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537358)



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Date: August 9th, 2005 1:04 AM
Author: Walnut razzle-dazzle black woman
Subject: that was glorious



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537372)



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Date: August 9th, 2005 6:37 PM
Author: Big puppy indirect expression

shut up bitch

PWNED

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3543040)



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Date: August 9th, 2005 1:53 AM
Author: lemon hall

woah, true

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537770)



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Date: August 9th, 2005 2:01 AM
Author: sinister lascivious brunch juggernaut

and every college boarder sounds the same these days:

"I went to UCLA. Although my parents are utterly ashamed of me and my gf has sex with black men, i display an outward sense of accomplishment and confidence and will hopefully get into Case Western Med school. if all goes well, I may be able to buy that shiny new Honda Element i've been eyeing."

prestige?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537820)



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Date: August 9th, 2005 2:03 AM
Author: lemon hall

who the hell acts anything like that? at least ours was barely an exaggeration

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3537832)



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Date: August 9th, 2005 1:32 PM
Author: buck-toothed stirring locus mediation

the difference is, the other guys description was actually somewhat accurate

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3540229)



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Date: August 9th, 2005 8:48 AM
Author: buck-toothed stirring locus mediation

don't make it so long next time. we college boarders have short attention spans.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3538436)



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Date: August 11th, 2005 10:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling rehab ape

bumpity-bump-bump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=235728&forum_id=1#3566578)