Date: August 8th, 2005 11:28 PM Author: dark laser beams
I just want to let you fuckers in on something: you're all a bunch of worthless, non-elite strivers. I can't believe that, in the middle of fucking August, you're on this lame board discussing college admissions, which only striver wannabe status whores could care so much about. It's summer! Shouldn't you be out, I don't know... living life?
At least the lawboard is interesting. You fuckers are all a bunch of dull, dronish strivers who think getting into Harvard is an accomplishment. Well, from a public school, maybe it is. From my prep school, it was a dishonor NOT to get in; those were the kinds of connections our guidance counselors had. Half the kids from my high school went to HYP, including some pretty mediocre intellects. I had a 1320 SAT (alcohol) and got in everywhere I applied. HTH
You fuckers are so TTT that I will not only PWN you in all categories of life, but I will create new categories in which to PWN you, and destroy you in them, too. Then I will invite you to create categories, and I will PWN you even in the ones you created, unless they are TTT categories like pig-fellating or something of that sort.
Here are my biggest problems with the college board, which also comprise the reasons I don't post here except to insult you:
You have no culture or intellectual curiosity, and think that being invited into "investment banking" is the highest reward society can bestow.
You would suck an 85-year-old man's cock to get into/transfer into Harvard.
You are all highly unprestigious, stupid, and wasting your lives away on dumb message boards like this.
You put an unhealthy amount of time and energy into thinking about college admissions. What a stupid, pedestrian concern! If you have connections, you can get by with a TTT SAT score and mediocre grades. Trust me.
Do you realize that my gardener, who doesn't even speak English, makes more money than you fuckers will out of your Ivy League colleges? Why? We like making illiterate, unskilled servants richer than smooth-talking, transparent strivers. So there. Shine my shoes, striver-fucks. Then maybe I'll flash you a taste of real life.
Date: August 9th, 2005 1:00 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Azure Keepsake Machete Idiot
Fuck you, you cock-gobbling fecal-matter ingestor. My college educated four presidents, two vice presidents, and a supreme court justice...all as undergrads. You aren't to fit to bed in the hay that makes up the compost of the horses that pull the plows of my slaves, much less my carriage. Go back to your 'law' board at once!
Date: August 9th, 2005 2:01 AM Author: sinister lascivious brunch juggernaut
and every college boarder sounds the same these days:
"I went to UCLA. Although my parents are utterly ashamed of me and my gf has sex with black men, i display an outward sense of accomplishment and confidence and will hopefully get into Case Western Med school. if all goes well, I may be able to buy that shiny new Honda Element i've been eyeing."