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I just got my rejection letter from THE JOHNS HOPKINS UNIVERSITY

Hey (okay, so maybe it said "Dear") Jude, I hav...
Shimmering alcoholic incel
  06/19/04
JHU is in the most ttt city ever. hth
cerebral topaz theatre half-breed
  06/19/04
What? BALTIMORE, MASSACHUSETTS?
Shimmering alcoholic incel
  06/19/04
doesnt matter, anything named "baltimore"
cerebral topaz theatre half-breed
  06/19/04
"Was it because I'm not RICH AND BEAUTIFUL? " S...
sapphire parlour voyeur
  06/19/04
Not even worth the long answer?
Shimmering alcoholic incel
  06/19/04
the long answer involves many random capitalizations and ref...
sapphire parlour voyeur
  06/19/04
And making out?
Shimmering alcoholic incel
  06/19/04
yeah that too.
sapphire parlour voyeur
  06/19/04
I'll save it for later, when you become a chick.
Shimmering alcoholic incel
  06/19/04
check back at the next full moon.
sapphire parlour voyeur
  06/19/04
I just got my rejection letter from Case Western Reserve Uni...
titillating pervert rigor
  06/19/04
...
Shimmering alcoholic incel
  06/19/04
keep telling yourself that
cerebral topaz theatre half-breed
  06/19/04
Yeah, I got accepted to Fordham without even sending in that...
coiffed kitchen
  06/19/04
i dont even know where to begin, so i wont
cerebral topaz theatre half-breed
  06/19/04
*sob*
Nofapping office
  06/19/04
HOLY CRAP
coiffed kitchen
  06/19/04
Yes, but it's pronounced "Gee," in the style of th...
Nofapping office
  06/19/04
Still...what are the odds?
coiffed kitchen
  06/19/04
2:5 Like Smarty Jones.
Nofapping office
  06/19/04
OMG OMG EDIT WHORE ALERT
brilliant orchestra pit juggernaut
  06/19/04
...
ohnoes
  11/13/26


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Date: June 19th, 2004 2:32 AM
Author: Shimmering alcoholic incel

Hey (okay, so maybe it said "Dear") Jude,

I have received your recent letter requesting a reconsideration of your application for admission to Johns Hopkins University. After a review of your file, the Admissions Committee has concluded that the initial decision was appropriate (way to let me down gently).

Please understand that the quality of the applicant pool (duh) combined with our limited enrollment capacity makes it impossible for us to invite each applicant to attend. I wish you the best in your college plans.

Sincerely,

John Latting

Director of Undergraduate Admissions

_______________________________________________________

Was it because I'm not RICH AND BEAUTIFUL? Comments?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760493)



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Date: June 19th, 2004 2:33 AM
Author: cerebral topaz theatre half-breed

JHU is in the most ttt city ever.

hth

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760502)



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Date: June 19th, 2004 2:34 AM
Author: Shimmering alcoholic incel

What? BALTIMORE, MASSACHUSETTS?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760517)



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Date: June 19th, 2004 2:35 AM
Author: cerebral topaz theatre half-breed

doesnt matter, anything named "baltimore"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760529)



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Date: June 19th, 2004 2:33 AM
Author: sapphire parlour voyeur

"Was it because I'm not RICH AND BEAUTIFUL? "

Short answer: yes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760503)



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Date: June 19th, 2004 2:34 AM
Author: Shimmering alcoholic incel

Not even worth the long answer?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760508)



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Date: June 19th, 2004 2:35 AM
Author: sapphire parlour voyeur

the long answer involves many random capitalizations and references to a certain prestigious BME program.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760525)



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Date: June 19th, 2004 2:36 AM
Author: Shimmering alcoholic incel

And making out?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760542)



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Date: June 19th, 2004 2:38 AM
Author: sapphire parlour voyeur

yeah that too.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760560)



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Date: June 19th, 2004 2:40 AM
Author: Shimmering alcoholic incel

I'll save it for later, when you become a chick.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760577)



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Date: June 19th, 2004 2:43 AM
Author: sapphire parlour voyeur

check back at the next full moon.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760605)



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Date: June 19th, 2004 2:34 AM
Author: titillating pervert rigor

I just got my rejection letter from Case Western Reserve University today thanking me for my continued interest. Hahahaha. Holy shit, I can't believe they rejected after I declined their waitlist.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760516)



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Date: June 19th, 2004 2:36 AM
Author: Shimmering alcoholic incel



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760535)



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Date: June 19th, 2004 2:36 AM
Author: cerebral topaz theatre half-breed

keep telling yourself that

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760537)



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Date: June 19th, 2004 2:37 AM
Author: coiffed kitchen

Yeah, I got accepted to Fordham without even sending in that reply card (and they say if you don't send it in it's counted as an automatic withdrawl)

I guess they just wanted me so bad...that they only waitlisted me once.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760545)



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Date: June 19th, 2004 2:37 AM
Author: cerebral topaz theatre half-breed

i dont even know where to begin, so i wont

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760550)



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Date: June 19th, 2004 2:43 AM
Author: Nofapping office
Subject: *sob*

Hey (okay, so maybe it said "Dear") NCCD,

I have received your recent letter requesting a reconsideration of your application for admission to the Pennsylvania State University. After a review of your file, the Admissions Committee has concluded that the initial decision was appropriate. You are not qualified for any of our campuses, not even State, much less Erie.

Please understand that the quality of the applicant pool (duh) combined with our limited enrollment capacity makes it impossible for us to invite each applicant to attend. I wish you the best in your college plans.

Sincerely,

A. P. Guy

Director of Undergraduate Admissions



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760609)



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Date: June 19th, 2004 2:56 AM
Author: coiffed kitchen
Subject: HOLY CRAP

That guy's named like my name!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760733)



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Date: June 19th, 2004 3:00 AM
Author: Nofapping office

Yes, but it's pronounced "Gee," in the style of those cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760760)



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Date: June 19th, 2004 3:02 AM
Author: coiffed kitchen

Still...what are the odds?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760764)



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Date: June 19th, 2004 3:07 AM
Author: Nofapping office

2:5

Like Smarty Jones.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760782)



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Date: June 19th, 2004 3:15 AM
Author: brilliant orchestra pit juggernaut

OMG OMG EDIT WHORE ALERT

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#760799)



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Date: November 13th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: ohnoes (🧐)



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=46896&forum_id=1#50256802)