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| ocher people who are hurt shrine | 09/22/04 |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:27 PM Author: ocher people who are hurt shrine Okay, so my cousin is almost 17, but lives in Hong Kong, so no ass for me usually...
BUT I got her email and started talking to her on MSN not long ago, and we really hit it off. About two weeks ago, her and her family finally hopped on a flight here to see the rest of the family, since it had been about 4 years since they last saw each other.
Things were going good, and I managed to take her out a few nights, and Friday night... we were on the sofa in my house, watching a movie, talking a bit, pretty normal stuff. Eventually the conversation turns to sex and suddenly she gets this look in her eye and pushes me back onto the sofa, gets on top....and then she did the mash... . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . She did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash She did the mash It caught on in a flash She did the mash She did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash They did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash They did the mash It caught on in a flash They did the mash They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolf Man Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
They played the mash They played the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash They played the mash It caught on in a flash They played the mash They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened the lid and shook his fist And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
It's now the mash It's now the monster mash The monster mash And it's a graveyard smash It's now the mash It's caught on in a flash It's now the mash It's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band And my monster mash is the hit of the land For you, the living, this mash was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can mash Then you can monster mash The monster mash And do my graveyard smash Then you can mash You'll catch on in a flash Then you can mash Then you can monster mash
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:30 PM Author: orchid mind-boggling fanboi This is unarguably the best thread ever. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374970) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:32 PM Author: razzle-dazzle selfie sanctuary At least top 10. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374978) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:33 PM Author: startled boiling water Tell me about your BM (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374982) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:41 PM Author: orchid mind-boggling fanboi I stand uncorrected. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375006) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:00 PM Author: Henna market ratface Subject: I knew this was a West Virginia concoction (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375657) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:04 PM Author: ocher people who are hurt shrine Subject: bah i knew someone was going to say that (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375673) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:06 PM Author: Henna market ratface Subject: I am afraid it was unavoidable - (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375687) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 9:37 PM Author: flickering boistinker goal in life Subject: dont mind me just whoring through (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376898) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 3:06 PM Author: Chrome Impressive Prole hah (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#6258483) |
Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:33 PM Author: Navy Round Eye University hahahhahaha. so good. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374983) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:55 PM Author: blathering khaki black woman I laughed like hell just from reading the title.
And then I clicked the thread. Oh, fuck. Who is this? |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:08 PM Author: Concupiscible embarrassed to the bone spot community account You just made my day.
Or week.
Or decade. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:09 PM Author: Indigo depressive I think I'm the only one that didn't laugh....?
But I'm also very drugged. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:55 PM Author: Onyx Judgmental Meetinghouse I didn't crack a smile....I think it's more of a "WTF?" sort of amusing. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375327) |
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Date: June 9th, 2005 3:07 AM Author: Sepia ticket booth same here. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2967025) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 3:21 PM Author: Blue Abode Travel Guidebook are you even CAPABLE of cracking a smile? i thought you had given up on that, and on life. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#6258616) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:24 PM Author: Ivory insanely creepy station haha (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375207) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:19 PM Author: mewling rusted ladyboy faggotry very amusing. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375423) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:21 PM Author: high-end insecure giraffe i started laughing right as my dad walked in the room and he was like wtf you're sitting in here alone. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375440) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:57 PM Author: Sadistic cerebral bawdyhouse hahaha
Wow, the suspense was killing me. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 5:59 PM Author: fighting infuriating haunted graveyard forum brilliant (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375650) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:11 PM Author: Territorial bright stage I thought of the song when I saw the word "mash", so it wasn't as funny for me as for everyone else. I make weird connections like that. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376045) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:12 PM Author: fluffy dun field pisswyrm I did too. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376054) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:13 PM Author: Territorial bright stage good, i'm not alone (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376056) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:15 PM Author: Territorial bright stage do you think adding a similar song would make this thread better or worse? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376062) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 4:49 PM Author: Territorial bright stage i dont know what i was talking about here
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Date: July 1st, 2005 5:13 PM Author: tantric theatre lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163779) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 8:34 PM Author: Galvanic old irish cottage kitchen (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1781895) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 8:36 PM Author: Slap-happy sapphire keepsake machete (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1781900) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 9:10 PM Author: Galvanic old irish cottage kitchen (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782046) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 9:28 PM Author: Galvanic old irish cottage kitchen (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782159) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 9:54 PM Author: Galvanic old irish cottage kitchen (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782282) |
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Date: December 12th, 2004 9:58 PM Author: Slap-happy sapphire keepsake machete stfu (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1782295) |
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Date: December 13th, 2004 6:35 AM Author: greedy step-uncle's house background story u! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1783907) |
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Date: July 20th, 2006 3:22 PM Author: Blue Abode Travel Guidebook no, YOU, stfu (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#6258625) |
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Date: December 15th, 2004 2:20 PM Author: electric fiercely-loyal site Subject: bump for S's & G's (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1795957) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 6:41 PM Author: Ebony learning disabled home legend Good flame. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2571568) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: Boyish flesh jap parlor small cock. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2572814) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 4:09 AM Author: Boyish flesh jap parlor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2634191) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:43 AM Author: trip chest-beating library philosopher-king silly crackers. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2634277) |
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Date: June 9th, 2005 2:58 AM Author: Boyish flesh jap parlor im a motherfucking P-I-M-P (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2966977) |
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Date: June 9th, 2005 2:27 PM Author: Boyish flesh jap parlor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2969533) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 3:29 AM Author: Boyish flesh jap parlor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2985026) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:36 AM Author: Boyish flesh jap parlor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3159822) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 4:42 PM Author: Razzle Milk (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163507) |
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Date: June 9th, 2005 2:58 AM Author: flirting dilemma a truly legendary post. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#2966981) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:37 AM Author: mahogany nowag This always happens at family reunions with me and TheDad (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3159830) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:38 AM Author: supple medicated hall idea he suggested http://thegfa.info/index.php?pg=622 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3159831) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 5:13 PM Author: tantric theatre busted (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3163777) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 6:02 PM Author: Navy Round Eye University I thought it was wierd he's have a cousin from Hong Kong. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#3164327) |
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Date: August 16th, 2005 12:04 AM Author: blathering khaki black woman I knew he had gotten it from somewhere, I just never thought it'd be another messageboard.
Skimming through their posts though, it seems they have developed a board culture too. They seem to have "EX DEE"/"XD" as their version of our A+ or the lawboard's 180. Interesting. |
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Date: May 5th, 2007 12:14 PM Author: violent hot plaza ape It looks to have died. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#8065177) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2006 5:55 PM Author: Racy Shitlib hah (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#4714642) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2006 5:58 PM Author: sable native coffee pot West Virginia!
West Virginia! |
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Date: June 4th, 2006 10:45 PM Author: Navy Round Eye University (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#5910479) |
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Date: May 5th, 2007 7:23 AM Author: curious center http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21277634.shtml
Godspeed Bobby, you liberated us! |
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Date: May 5th, 2007 8:54 AM Author: aromatic primrose persian dragon Just use adequate protection (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#8064736) |
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Date: October 31st, 2008 4:48 PM Author: tantric theatre I love when they get that look in their eye. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#10313245) |