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What would Tiger be like if he were bad at golf?
| Big Clique Energy | 03/31/26 |
| Bronus Swagner | 04/01/26 |
| SkaddenArse | 04/01/26 |
| UhOh | 03/31/26 |
| Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 03/31/26 |
| UhOh | 03/31/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 03/31/26 |
| Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 03/31/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 03/31/26 |
| woah | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| chilmata | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| ...,....,,........ | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| Big Clique Energy | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| UhOh | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| Ricky Pitino | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| UhOh | 04/01/26 |
| Sex & Love Addict | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| artificial intelligence | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| Hitler's Top Guy | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| Respect your Elders | 03/31/26 |
| Paralegal Marandi | 03/31/26 |
| Hang Kikelensky NOW | 03/31/26 |
| Ricky Pitino | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv | 04/01/26 |
| just be racist | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| Waingro | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| Richard Ames | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| Hitler's Top Guy | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| Hitler's Top Guy | 04/01/26 |
| So we looked at the data | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| So we looked at the data | 04/01/26 |
| Richard Ames | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| SkaddenArse | 04/01/26 |
| we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos | 04/01/26 |
| Bronus Swagner | 04/01/26 |
| Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 04/01/26 |
| ""''"'"'"'". | 04/01/26 |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:32 PM Author: Big Clique Energy He seems relatively intelligent and checks the right boxes, so I could see him as a token high-level corporate exec with an easy/bullshit portfolio (“EVP of Innovation”).
He’d definitely have a white wife, not as hot as Elin, but probably solid for a UMC shrew.
I can’t imagine he’d have a lot of friends, he would still be cheap and unpleasant. The black security guards would say hi to him but secretly think he’s an Urkel/Uncle Tom. |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM Author: Bronus Swagner lol he has zero charisma or gravitas. He'd maybe end up managing an Enterprise if he tried getting an office job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786721) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:14 PM Author: SkaddenArse this. he is ugly. his personality sucks. he is not a great speaker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786782) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 9:33 PM Author: UhOh seems like an accountant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49784857) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:40 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Second tier city rainmaker, or even office managing, partner at PwC with a portfolio of middle market goods & services distribution/middle-man companies that he sells audit and advisory services to. He’s 15% worse at golf than he is in our universe, which still makes him a standout at his country club (which he wouldn’t have been able to join prior to 1988). The contrast between how he’s treated there by the young businessman golfers and the old boomer biddies causes massive cognitive dissonances that spilled over into THE INCIDENT at the Christmas party a few years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49784881) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:45 PM Author: UhOh so he still ends up with a DWI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49784899) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:47 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49784911) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:02 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49784977) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:56 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49785048) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:17 PM Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong) lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49785999) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:17 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786002) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:00 PM Author: chilmata (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786596) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:07 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786758) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:10 AM Author: elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49785394) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 Can’t see this username without LOLing, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49785988) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:13 AM Author: ...,....,,........ Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49785406) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49785989) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:31 PM Author: Big Clique Energy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786067) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786073) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:17 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 Who would his Anna Kendrick be in that case? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786000) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:19 PM Author: UhOh some azn 7 who is also an accountant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786008) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:19 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 I understand and wish to continue. 🐯 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786010) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:48 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III He’s been married to Natalie for 22 years now. Before kids she also worked at PwC in HR. She spent two years post-college in MFH living it up, before moving back to ATL to “be closer to family” which is obviously code for daddy wouldn’t subsidize her rent past her 25th birthday. She reconnected with Tiger, who she’d known in passing as undergrads at UGA for the two years they overlapped, via the country club. She was a Tri Delt and keeps her hair just as blonde and coiffed at 48 as she did at 18. Yoga pants and Pilates. Range Rovers. Golden Retreivers. Three kids in private school. Buckhead home. Litchfield beach house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786365) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:57 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786389) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 wouldn’t subsidize her rent past her 25th birthday tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786392) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:51 PM Author: Ricky Pitino Many Such Cases! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786566) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786722) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:59 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 “Yoga pants and Pilates. Range Rovers. Golden Retreivers.”
Made my day with this part, tyvm |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:19 PM Author: UhOh are big 4 partners balling that hard? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786474) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM Author: Sex & Love Addict Their wives are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786522) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786724) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:00 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Cr. And our universe Tiger has like a 200 foot Westport yacht. Leveraging his life to the absolute hilt is hardcoded into his DNA. Absolute ancestral memory. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786746) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:03 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 Leveraging his life to the absolute hilt
And
Absolute ancestral memory
IRL involuntary laughter while standing in line at Chipotle, ty for your cyber service |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:16 PM Author: artificial intelligence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786788) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:31 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786843) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:21 PM Author: Hitler's Top Guy Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786480) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786725) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:34 PM Author: Respect your Elders (1799 SOL away from student loan freedom (thanks gator)) nico harris (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49784858) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:41 PM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) He's too competitive to not be in something like sales. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49784888) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:43 PM Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW I don't think anyone asked for a retarded brown piece of shit to chime in, so fuck off goat nigger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49784892) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM Author: Ricky Pitino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786568) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49785995) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:08 AM Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv just a big kid who never grew up like that Tom Hanks character (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49785387) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:13 AM Author: just be racist sober (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49785404) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 Whoa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49785991) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:20 PM Author: Waingro genx (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786011) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:24 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 wtf I love genx now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786036) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:41 PM Author: Richard Ames Military. There was some article a few years back about how he became obsessed with the Navy SEALs and would train with them in his off time. He apparently talked about leaving golf to try and become one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786104) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:45 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 180, I’d forgotten about that
Seems like he knows on some level that a structured disciplined existence is what works best for him, but can’t find the consistent motivation to do it |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:21 PM Author: Hitler's Top Guy Haha imagine being like that lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786479) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:07 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786757) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:15 PM Author: Hitler's Top Guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786966) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:01 PM Author: So we looked at the data His dad was a SEAL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786750) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:08 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 The most prestigious tiger woods ancestral heritage discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786760) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:01 PM Author: So we looked at the data That's how he got injured, doing fantasy camp SEAL workouts. The SEALs thought he was a dweeb and he wouldn't buy them drinks or dinner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786748) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:09 PM Author: Richard Ames There is probably an alternate universe where he never does the SEAL workouts and wins 20 majors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786771) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:30 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786841) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:16 PM Author: SkaddenArse your forgetting one serious factor - tiger woods is a bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786791) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:00 PM Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois) bald, ugly, lonely, and talentless... basically CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786398) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:41 PM Author: Bronus Swagner Pro eSports player (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786704) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:49 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 🤯🤯🤯 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786726) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:21 PM Author: ""''"'"'"'". he'd run a roofing company and upcharge first-time homeowners on everything fucking thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2",#49786986) |