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Can’t remember a time I had Starbucks coffee and didn’t have to shit w/in 1

1 hour of drinking a coffee there Even if I took a full ...
michael doodikoff
  06/15/26
This is all coffee for me
Ass Sunstein
  06/15/26
The coffee machine at my office or the super fancy coffee sh...
michael doodikoff
  06/15/26
why do you drink starbucks coffee
Cletus Van Damme
  06/15/26
my normal go to place for coffee right by my condo (3 min wa...
michael doodikoff
  06/15/26
What level fire? Anyone injured?
Kimberly (male)
  06/15/26
apparently a rechargeable battery leaf blower spontaneously ...
michael doodikoff
  06/15/26
Do you get actual coffee or faggy espresso milk things
foley
  06/15/26
ONLY regular coffee, ive never ordered any faggy shit there ...
michael doodikoff
  06/15/26
What did you think they meant by “that first sip feeli...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,,..,:,.,.:.;:.,:.::,.
  06/15/26


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Date: June 15th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

1 hour of drinking a coffee there

Even if I took a full hearty shit prior to going there.

Never fails with Starbucks

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Date: June 15th, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

This is all coffee for me

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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:01 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

The coffee machine at my office or the super fancy coffee shops don’t do this to me like this.

I’m posting this literally from the shitter after leaving Starbucks this morning

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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: Cletus Van Damme

why do you drink starbucks coffee

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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

my normal go to place for coffee right by my condo (3 min walk) closed due to a kitchen fire. Next to it is a starbucks so I just go there. Getting to know the baristas now so I just go there. And then I have to shit, every time.

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Date: June 15th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Kimberly (male)

What level fire? Anyone injured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874480&forum_id=2",#49940548)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 3:54 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

apparently a rechargeable battery leaf blower spontaneously combusted at night. didn't destroy it, but fire went to the roof so its taking forever to get the landlord and tenant insurance aligned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874480&forum_id=2",#49940560)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: foley

Do you get actual coffee or faggy espresso milk things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874480&forum_id=2",#49940432)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 3:49 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

ONLY regular coffee, ive never ordered any faggy shit there in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874480&forum_id=2",#49940545)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,,..,:,.,.:.;:.,:.::,.


What did you think they meant by “that first sip feeling”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874480&forum_id=2",#49940434)