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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Shipley the dog tp
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
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I thought this was America
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
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He screwed the pooch
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Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Stirring mediation french chef

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: flatulent theatre national security agency



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Stirring mediation french chef

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Stirring mediation french chef

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: cerise thriller house love of her life

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Stirring mediation french chef

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Stirring mediation french chef

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: charcoal school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: coral idiot shitlib

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Stirring mediation french chef

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: mint exhilarant meetinghouse



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Gold galvanic wrinkle



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Dashing temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: sinister stage preventive strike



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Passionate magical genital piercing hell

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Cerebral maize background story depressive

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: mint exhilarant meetinghouse

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Big box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: mint exhilarant meetinghouse

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: charcoal school cafeteria

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: mint exhilarant meetinghouse

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: flesh effete whorehouse

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Stirring mediation french chef

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: exciting red wagecucks locale

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: snowy tanning salon main people

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Dashing temple

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Stirring mediation french chef

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Passionate magical genital piercing hell

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Fragrant maroon travel guidebook

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Stirring mediation french chef

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Dashing temple

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Cerebral maize background story depressive

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: cerise thriller house love of her life

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Stirring mediation french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Big-titted Set Incel

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Stirring mediation french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Stirring mediation french chef

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: free-loading razzle principal's office

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: charcoal school cafeteria

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Mewling queen of the night

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Geriatric kitchen sandwich

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: fuchsia selfie university

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Geriatric kitchen sandwich

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: fuchsia selfie university

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Mahogany public bath weed whacker

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Geriatric kitchen sandwich

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: underhanded dopamine plaza

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Stirring mediation french chef

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: cerise thriller house love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Big-titted Set Incel

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: cream vivacious old irish cottage toilet seat

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Stirring mediation french chef

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: cream vivacious old irish cottage toilet seat

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Stirring mediation french chef

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: cream vivacious old irish cottage toilet seat

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: zippy organic girlfriend corner

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Stirring mediation french chef

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Stirring mediation french chef

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Stirring mediation french chef

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Stirring mediation french chef

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bistre son of senegal resort

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Stirring mediation french chef

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: cream vivacious old irish cottage toilet seat

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: buff tantric faggotry

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: floppy infuriating church building

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: duck-like beady-eyed address

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Stirring mediation french chef

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Passionate magical genital piercing hell

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: charcoal school cafeteria

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: vigorous domesticated affirmative action juggernaut

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: wonderful international law enforcement agency

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50068093)