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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
vermilion death wish party of the first part
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Rough-skinned bistre market
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Rough-skinned bistre market
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Rough-skinned bistre market
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Rough-skinned bistre market
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Rough-skinned bistre market
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Rough-skinned bistre market
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Rough-skinned bistre market
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Rough-skinned bistre market
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Rough-skinned bistre market
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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vermilion death wish party of the first part
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
vermilion death wish party of the first part
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
vermilion death wish party of the first part
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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  05/22/26
Colt
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Self-centered really tough guy
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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Stirring Temple
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Adventurous lodge organic girlfriend
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
razzle cheese-eating sanctuary
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Adventurous lodge organic girlfriend
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
razzmatazz iridescent alpha skinny woman
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
vermilion death wish party of the first part
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
olive piazza
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man's BEST friend
disturbing red roommate
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Deranged Point Jap
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
vermilion death wish party of the first part
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Pearly Dilemma Foreskin
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Appetizing Potus
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
vermilion death wish party of the first part
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Deranged Point Jap
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Self-centered really tough guy
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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vermilion death wish party of the first part
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
vermilion death wish party of the first part
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lol
charcoal rehab
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
nofapping frisky stead pervert
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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vermilion death wish party of the first part
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
vermilion death wish party of the first part
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
vermilion death wish party of the first part
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
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vermilion death wish party of the first part
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
vermilion death wish party of the first part
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
razzle cheese-eating sanctuary
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Bateful poppy sneaky criminal
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Natalie Harp's husband
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
galvanic library
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts
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Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
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  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: vermilion death wish party of the first part

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50077489)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bistre market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: vermilion death wish party of the first part

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: vermilion death wish party of the first part

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: charcoal rehab

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: vermilion death wish party of the first part

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: vermilion death wish party of the first part

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: razzle cheese-eating sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser sable orchestra pit dog poop

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: vermilion death wish party of the first part

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Adventurous lodge organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: mustard hall newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Deranged Point Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: passionate flushed garrison mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Pearly Dilemma Foreskin

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Self-centered really tough guy

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Adventurous lodge organic girlfriend

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Stirring Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Adventurous lodge organic girlfriend

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: razzle cheese-eating sanctuary

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Adventurous lodge organic girlfriend

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz iridescent alpha skinny woman

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: vermilion death wish party of the first part

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: olive piazza

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: disturbing red roommate

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Deranged Point Jap

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: vermilion death wish party of the first part

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Pearly Dilemma Foreskin

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Appetizing Potus

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: vermilion death wish party of the first part

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Deranged Point Jap

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Self-centered really tough guy

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: charcoal rehab

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: vermilion death wish party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: nofapping frisky stead pervert

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: vermilion death wish party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: vermilion death wish party of the first part

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Dead regret crackhouse

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: razzle cheese-eating sanctuary

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Laughsome gaped plaza coffee pot

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Tantric fighting bbw messiness

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Plum contagious faggotry parlour

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Tantric fighting bbw messiness

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Plum contagious faggotry parlour

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Topaz Histrionic Mad-dog Skullcap

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Tantric fighting bbw messiness

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: aggressive cerise locale idiot

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: vermilion death wish party of the first part

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: charcoal rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: nofapping frisky stead pervert

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Scarlet fat ankles candlestick maker

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: vermilion death wish party of the first part

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Scarlet fat ankles candlestick maker

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: vermilion death wish party of the first part

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Scarlet fat ankles candlestick maker

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: insanely creepy generalized bond church

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: vermilion death wish party of the first part

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: vermilion death wish party of the first part

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: vermilion death wish party of the first part

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: vermilion death wish party of the first part

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: purple azn

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: vermilion death wish party of the first part

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Scarlet fat ankles candlestick maker

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: lascivious lime indian lodge

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Fragrant disrespectful cumskin

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: aqua stimulating nowag address

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: vermilion death wish party of the first part

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Pearly Dilemma Foreskin

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: razzle cheese-eating sanctuary

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Bateful poppy sneaky criminal

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: galvanic library

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2",#50068093)