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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Transparent boiling water



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: bateful magical elastic band

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Transparent boiling water

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Transparent boiling water



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: stimulating milky striped hyena



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: infuriating corner pisswyrm

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Wine field reading party

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Transparent boiling water

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Copper French Corn Cake

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Transparent boiling water

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Transparent boiling water



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: stirring maize persian church



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Transparent boiling water

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
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LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: drab ratface dysfunction

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Transparent boiling water

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: drab ratface dysfunction

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Transparent boiling water

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: canary metal piazza useless brakes



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Lemon Vibrant Menage Jew

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Transparent boiling water

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Sinister sound barrier chad

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Transparent boiling water

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: black old irish cottage

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Transparent boiling water

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: fishy appetizing goal in life double fault

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Sinister sound barrier chad

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Transparent boiling water



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Salmon Becky

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Transparent boiling water



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Transparent boiling water

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Transparent boiling water

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: stimulating milky striped hyena



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: exhilarant philosopher-king kitty

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Transparent boiling water

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Transparent boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Transparent boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Transparent boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: odious amber selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Transparent boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Zippy volcanic crater

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Transparent boiling water

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Zippy volcanic crater

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Transparent boiling water

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Zippy volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Transparent boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Transparent boiling water

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Zippy volcanic crater

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Transparent boiling water

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Transparent boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Transparent boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: sienna set cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Transparent boiling water

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Transparent boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Transparent boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Transparent boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Transparent boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49706974)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2",#49706886)