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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Up-to-no-good people who are hurt
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Nubile Lilac Rehab
  01/05/14
...
startled pisswyrm
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Up-to-no-good people who are hurt
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Up-to-no-good people who are hurt
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Up-to-no-good people who are hurt
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Up-to-no-good people who are hurt
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
soul-stirring liquid oxygen bawdyhouse
  06/25/12
...
Autistic Wrinkle
  06/25/12
Jesus
flushed gaming laptop range
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Mind-boggling tanning salon knife
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Exhilarant office digit ratio
  08/02/12
crying
Pale Submissive State
  08/29/12
...
Histrionic stead
  02/22/13
...
Disturbing Vivacious Base
  08/21/13
lost my shit
Electric internet-worthy patrolman
  03/19/14
...
rambunctious pervert puppy
  06/27/14
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big-titted navy public bath
  06/27/14
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swollen pink institution
  09/14/17
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Talking church mood
  07/20/18
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Talking church mood
  02/09/19
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Gold diverse stage
  07/11/19
...
Galvanic home
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Kink-friendly self-centered ceo
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Up-to-no-good people who are hurt
  06/25/12
cop
Autistic Wrinkle
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Autistic Wrinkle
  06/25/12
...
soul-stirring liquid oxygen bawdyhouse
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
sable magical box office trump supporter
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Duck-like piazza generalized bond
  08/02/12
...
Floppy church building
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Aphrodisiac idea he suggested
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
dashing heaven elastic band
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Autistic Wrinkle
  06/25/12
...
jet-lagged library
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Autistic Wrinkle
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Duck-like piazza generalized bond
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Gaped native
  08/21/13
...
Up-to-no-good people who are hurt
  06/25/12
...
Stubborn faggot firefighter
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Self-absorbed razzle-dazzle casino
  06/25/12
...
Floppy church building
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
marvelous nofapping space nibblets
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Up-to-no-good people who are hurt
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
provocative ebony mother dilemma
  06/25/12
...
Up-to-no-good people who are hurt
  06/26/12
...
Floppy church building
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Charismatic cumskin
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Up-to-no-good people who are hurt
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Big maize sound barrier orchestra pit
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
buff curious dragon
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Up-to-no-good people who are hurt
  08/02/12
...
Up-to-no-good people who are hurt
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Exhilarant office digit ratio
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Duck-like piazza generalized bond
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Duck-like piazza generalized bond
  08/02/12
...
Bateful forum
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Up-to-no-good people who are hurt
  08/02/12
...
pea-brained razzmatazz cruise ship headpube
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Duck-like piazza generalized bond
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
buff curious dragon
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Up-to-no-good people who are hurt
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
Duck-like piazza generalized bond
  08/06/12
Cr
twinkling deep stock car background story
  08/06/12
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Duck-like piazza generalized bond
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Bateful forum
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
Bossy Aromatic House
  08/20/12
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Bateful forum
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Up-to-no-good people who are hurt
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Disturbing Vivacious Base
  08/21/13
...
Duck-like piazza generalized bond
  02/22/13
...
Floppy church building
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Disturbing Vivacious Base
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Gaped native
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Disturbing Vivacious Base
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
rambunctious pervert puppy
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Gaped native
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Talented Dingle Berry
  08/21/13
180
Floppy church building
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
Floppy church building
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Floppy church building
  12/24/13
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Floppy church building
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excitant aquamarine main people parlour
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carnelian rough-skinned black woman
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rambunctious pervert puppy
  06/27/14
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ivory half-breed
  07/22/14
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shimmering step-uncle's house
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
shimmering step-uncle's house
  08/04/14
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Bearded jap senate
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
Crawly vibrant crackhouse
  12/08/14
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Duck-like piazza generalized bond
  12/11/14
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Slate soggy hairy legs macaca
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
Purple rebellious brunch mediation
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massive prole
  07/29/16
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Cocky salmon giraffe tattoo
  11/03/16
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french obsidian kitchen friendly grandma
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
insecure avocado meetinghouse mental disorder
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
boyish boiling water mexican
  09/15/17
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Slate soggy hairy legs macaca
  05/20/17
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Duck-like piazza generalized bond
  06/27/17
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Slate soggy hairy legs macaca
  07/29/17
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cowardly national travel guidebook
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Charismatic cumskin
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
concupiscible double fault
  01/29/18
where did he go
offensive pearl doctorate
  01/29/18
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disrespectful private investor point
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Charismatic cumskin
  08/16/18
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Racy sex offender
  01/25/19
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Supple toaster school
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
scarlet glittery factory reset button
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pontificating nudist candlestick maker hunting ground
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Seedy hateful becky
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Galvanic home
  08/27/21
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Laughsome ticket booth marketing idea
  07/16/22
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heady dysfunction theatre
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
smart ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good people who are hurt

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Nubile Lilac Rehab

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: startled pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good people who are hurt

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good people who are hurt

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good people who are hurt

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good people who are hurt

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring liquid oxygen bawdyhouse

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Autistic Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: flushed gaming laptop range

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling tanning salon knife

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant office digit ratio

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Pale Submissive State

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Histrionic stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Disturbing Vivacious Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Electric internet-worthy patrolman

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: rambunctious pervert puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: big-titted navy public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: swollen pink institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Talking church mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Talking church mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Gold diverse stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Galvanic home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Kink-friendly self-centered ceo

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good people who are hurt

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Autistic Wrinkle

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Autistic Wrinkle

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring liquid oxygen bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: sable magical box office trump supporter

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Duck-like piazza generalized bond

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Floppy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac idea he suggested

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: dashing heaven elastic band

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Autistic Wrinkle

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: jet-lagged library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Autistic Wrinkle

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Duck-like piazza generalized bond

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Gaped native

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Stubborn faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Self-absorbed razzle-dazzle casino

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Floppy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: marvelous nofapping space nibblets

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good people who are hurt

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: provocative ebony mother dilemma

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Floppy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Charismatic cumskin

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good people who are hurt

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Big maize sound barrier orchestra pit

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: buff curious dragon

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good people who are hurt

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant office digit ratio

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Duck-like piazza generalized bond

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Duck-like piazza generalized bond

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Bateful forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good people who are hurt

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: pea-brained razzmatazz cruise ship headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Duck-like piazza generalized bond

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: buff curious dragon

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good people who are hurt

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Duck-like piazza generalized bond

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: twinkling deep stock car background story

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Duck-like piazza generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Bateful forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Bossy Aromatic House

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Bateful forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good people who are hurt

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Disturbing Vivacious Base

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Duck-like piazza generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Floppy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Disturbing Vivacious Base

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Gaped native

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Disturbing Vivacious Base

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: rambunctious pervert puppy

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Gaped native

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Talented Dingle Berry

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Floppy church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Floppy church building

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Floppy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Floppy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: excitant aquamarine main people parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: carnelian rough-skinned black woman

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: rambunctious pervert puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: ivory half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: shimmering step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: shimmering step-uncle's house

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Bearded jap senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Crawly vibrant crackhouse

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Duck-like piazza generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Slate soggy hairy legs macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Purple rebellious brunch mediation

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: massive prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Cocky salmon giraffe tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: french obsidian kitchen friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: insecure avocado meetinghouse mental disorder

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: boyish boiling water mexican

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Slate soggy hairy legs macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Duck-like piazza generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Slate soggy hairy legs macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: cowardly national travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Charismatic cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: concupiscible double fault

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: offensive pearl doctorate

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: disrespectful private investor point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Charismatic cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Racy sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Supple toaster school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: scarlet glittery factory reset button

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: pontificating nudist candlestick maker hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Seedy hateful becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Galvanic home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Laughsome ticket booth marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2",#49964828)