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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Emerald piazza idea he suggested
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Sapphire frum stage
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Emerald piazza idea he suggested
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Sapphire frum stage
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Emerald piazza idea he suggested
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Sapphire frum stage
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Emerald piazza idea he suggested
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Sapphire frum stage
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Emerald piazza idea he suggested
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Sapphire frum stage
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Emerald piazza idea he suggested
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Self-centered gunner hell
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Emerald piazza idea he suggested
  08/18/13
k
Self-centered gunner hell
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
sickened potus senate
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seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bon...
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  08/18/13
Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
Emerald piazza idea he suggested
  08/18/13
180000000000
Charismatic Fanboi
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Emerald piazza idea he suggested
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Bateful chocolate wagecucks
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Trip Temple
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Emerald piazza idea he suggested
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Trip Temple
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Emerald piazza idea he suggested
  08/18/13
180
Trip Temple
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Sapphire frum stage
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
Emerald piazza idea he suggested
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Sapphire frum stage
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
Emerald piazza idea he suggested
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EXPLAIN
Sapphire frum stage
  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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criminally underrated
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  08/18/13
180 will do.
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She’s watching the grandkids now.
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180 thread.
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180 idea, 160 execution on the flame
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Fuck you, not flame bro.
Emerald piazza idea he suggested
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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180 thread
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  08/19/13
Steal them back.
Territorial comical newt
  08/19/13
UPDATE?
Trip Temple
  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
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ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna t...
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  08/23/15
not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of ...
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where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?
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cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
hairless whorehouse philosopher-king
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ATD.
Vigorous abode
  08/23/15
Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
Emerald piazza idea he suggested
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Lmao
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Emerald piazza idea he suggested
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as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by ursel...
hairless whorehouse philosopher-king
  08/23/15
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Emerald piazza idea he suggested
  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
hairless whorehouse philosopher-king
  08/23/15
of course
Emerald piazza idea he suggested
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
hairless whorehouse philosopher-king
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshol...
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  08/23/15
yolo bro
Bateful chocolate wagecucks
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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why just one?
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She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don'...
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Sapphire frum stage

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Sapphire frum stage

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Sapphire frum stage

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Sapphire frum stage

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Sapphire frum stage

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Self-centered gunner hell

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Self-centered gunner hell

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: sickened potus senate

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Sadistic mint orchestra pit boistinker

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Vivacious mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac grizzly chapel ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37185629)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.




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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Canary site prole

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Sadistic mint orchestra pit boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: haunting pearl crackhouse tattoo



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Drunken Dilemma Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Deranged balding pit

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Charismatic Fanboi

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Bateful chocolate wagecucks

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Trip Temple

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Trip Temple

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Trip Temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Sapphire frum stage

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Sapphire frum stage

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Sapphire frum stage

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Sapphire frum stage

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Talented know-it-all public bath cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608187)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Gay effete headpube



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Vivacious mood

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: geriatric bat shit crazy cuckoldry coldplay fan



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: dun selfie heaven

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: appetizing insane stead trump supporter

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Trip Temple

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: ultramarine market internal respiration



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: cerebral azn set



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Sadistic mint orchestra pit boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: wonderful step-uncle's house really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Histrionic flesh gas station kitty cat

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Territorial comical newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: vibrant meetinghouse sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Hilarious frisky hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: chrome stage

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed windowlicker

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: adventurous idiotic multi-billionaire skinny woman

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: adventurous idiotic multi-billionaire skinny woman

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: insecure cheese-eating principal's office

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed windowlicker

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Self-centered gunner hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Home Mad Cow Disease

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Territorial comical newt

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Trip Temple

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: dun selfie heaven

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Sadistic mint orchestra pit boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Laughsome church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Laughsome church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Sadistic mint orchestra pit boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Hilarious frisky hall

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Charismatic Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: haunting pearl crackhouse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: abusive coral corner new version

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: hairless whorehouse philosopher-king

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: hairless whorehouse philosopher-king

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: hairless whorehouse philosopher-king

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: hairless whorehouse philosopher-king

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Vigorous abode

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: hairless whorehouse philosopher-king

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: hairless whorehouse philosopher-king

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: hairless whorehouse philosopher-king

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Vigorous abode

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sound barrier parlour

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: turquoise ungodly location

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: hairless whorehouse philosopher-king

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: hairless whorehouse philosopher-king

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: hairless whorehouse philosopher-king

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Bateful chocolate wagecucks

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Bateful chocolate wagecucks

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Bull Headed Police Squad Blood Rage

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Bull Headed Police Squad Blood Rage

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: hairless whorehouse philosopher-king

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Aquamarine sick athletic conference faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Lascivious godawful deer antler shrine

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Mahogany Indian Lodge

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Racy Claret Ticket Booth Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: cowardly hateful institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Spruce Jew Church

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Floppy cruel-hearted lodge sandwich

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Heady tank

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: white kink-friendly giraffe

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Vivacious mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Marvelous school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Racy Claret Ticket Booth Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: chartreuse aromatic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: dun selfie heaven

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Emerald piazza idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Aquamarine sick athletic conference faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#50002879)