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Goldman Sachs Special Situations Group

How prestigious? What do they do?
buck-toothed faggotry
  01/31/16
I think the poasters below may have mislead you. It's just ...
rough-skinned irradiated corner
  02/27/17
DevGru shit
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Nubile Pit
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red misanthropic juggernaut
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red misanthropic juggernaut
  07/30/24
work on behalf of Israeli gov to undermine the US
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Bateful resort
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abnormal massive house goal in life
  05/20/22
SEAL Team 6 cover jobs
Pungent Poppy Property
  01/31/16
got beaten to it :(
Pungent Poppy Property
  01/31/16
Essentially demigods
Filthy charismatic field deer antler
  01/31/16
it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at gol...
Free-loading aqua ladyboy liquid oxygen
  01/31/16
what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so pre...
buck-toothed faggotry
  01/31/16
GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quanti...
Free-loading aqua ladyboy liquid oxygen
  01/31/16
go fuck yourself JJC
crystalline big travel guidebook
  03/23/16
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crystalline big travel guidebook
  05/20/22
JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of...
Puce pozpig
  05/20/22
can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do th...
laughsome disgusting dysfunction
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ivory useless brakes
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hairraiser jew
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Sexy carmine puppy
  02/26/18
Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up maki...
bat shit crazy french azn
  01/31/16
if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figure...
Free-loading aqua ladyboy liquid oxygen
  01/31/16
No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that ...
bat shit crazy french azn
  01/31/16
no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cycli...
Free-loading aqua ladyboy liquid oxygen
  01/31/16
Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at...
bat shit crazy french azn
  01/31/16
they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people...
Free-loading aqua ladyboy liquid oxygen
  01/31/16
They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but ho...
bat shit crazy french azn
  01/31/16
sure, but that's certainly not the norm.
Free-loading aqua ladyboy liquid oxygen
  01/31/16
Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.
Filthy charismatic field deer antler
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Unhinged organic girlfriend telephone
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offensive spot
  02/01/16
I enjoy jjc talking down how much finance people make becaus...
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crystalline big travel guidebook
  03/23/16
There are tons of analyst washouts even from top groups who ...
walnut elite newt fortuitous meteor
  01/31/16
A Blackhawk helicopter hugs the contours of the Amazon River...
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racy tanning salon death wish
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lol
Rose impressive stock car
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The young banker, near tears, huddled over his wounded broth...
Thriller Amethyst Community Account
  01/31/16
"Is there anything you want me to pass on? Do you have...
racy tanning salon death wish
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Nubile Pit
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floppy national patrolman
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Appetizing Sex Offender Institution
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Nubile Pit
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Razzle ticket booth ratface
  01/31/16
pitch perfect Vince Flynn novel
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Unhinged organic girlfriend telephone
  02/01/16
i suddenly want to watch zero dark thirty why
Stirring Queen Of The Night Jewess
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indigo parlour
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Confused hilarious parlor
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Silver Mewling Bawdyhouse
  02/26/18
basically: Soros is Red Skull, they're Cap
bat-shit-crazy sweet tailpipe
  01/31/16
Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to ge...
godawful dun round eye stead
  01/31/16
what are hours/culture like in this group?
buck-toothed faggotry
  01/31/16
Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, th...
racy tanning salon death wish
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Nubile Pit
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rumor has it that they don't even own their own cyberbrains....
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Confused hilarious parlor
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slippery half-breed
  06/01/17
was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few year...
abusive outnumbered orchestra pit
  01/31/16
LOL @ these guys
exhilarant idiot address
  01/31/16
? i kinda admire that they were able to think up somethi...
abusive outnumbered orchestra pit
  02/01/16
I can see what your saying about how you have to respect som...
exhilarant idiot address
  02/01/16
"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent...
Nofapping legend
  03/23/16
jewish as FUARK
Aquamarine center weed whacker
  02/05/16
As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be sig...
Metal meetinghouse
  01/31/16
this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to ...
Free-loading aqua ladyboy liquid oxygen
  01/31/16
it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds&q...
Metal meetinghouse
  01/31/16
by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldma...
Free-loading aqua ladyboy liquid oxygen
  01/31/16
how can i invest in this?
soggy milk
  02/01/16
Lol, buddy. The focus is on squeezing fees out of the clien...
Vermilion dingle berry legal warrant
  03/23/16
SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictat...
mauve windowlicker
  01/31/16
Sounds like a fucking TV show Goldman Sachs: Special Situ...
Concupiscible private investor
  01/31/16
*smokes cigar like a grizzled veteran* C.O. Blankfein: &quo...
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Confused hilarious parlor
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  10/17/23
great job in caracas guys
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

How prestigious? What do they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722187)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: rough-skinned irradiated corner

I think the poasters below may have mislead you. It's just event based investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#32710376)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: contagious yapping rehab becky

DevGru shit

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Nubile Pit



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: Ebony whorehouse tank



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: racy tanning salon death wish



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: Stirring Queen Of The Night Jewess



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Lake twinkling uncleanness



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: Confused hilarious parlor



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:15 PM
Author: red misanthropic juggernaut



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Sexy carmine puppy



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: red misanthropic juggernaut



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Maroon menage black woman

work on behalf of Israeli gov to undermine the US

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Curious background story cuck



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:32 AM
Author: Orange out-of-control location



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:24 AM
Author: Bateful resort



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:19 PM
Author: abnormal massive house goal in life



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Pungent Poppy Property

SEAL Team 6 cover jobs

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Pungent Poppy Property

got beaten to it :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722199)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Filthy charismatic field deer antler

Essentially demigods

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Free-loading aqua ladyboy liquid oxygen

it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at goldman sachs. it's in the securities division under the Fixed Income, Currencies, Commodities group. they invest across the entire capital structure, across sectors, industries, and products, and capitalize on "special situations" (i.e., bankruptcies, spin-offs, management change, etc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722209)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:58 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so prestigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722233)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Free-loading aqua ladyboy liquid oxygen

GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quantitative Investment Strategies, FIG and TMT banking groups, are also prestigious.

SSG is highly selective and coveted because you get exposure to such a wide swath of investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722239)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: crystalline big travel guidebook

go fuck yourself JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#30121584)



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: crystalline big travel guidebook

180

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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: Puce pozpig

JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of banks and groups etc (not first hand, just from reading WSO 10 hours a day) than actual finance nuts and bolts. Last time I saw him try to analyze a stock, he was bearish on Google saying that everything but the ads business is a waste of money. Ok I'll take that right up the CEO for you, dumbass gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#44546001)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: laughsome disgusting dysfunction

can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do that for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722211)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Kink-friendly locale



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: irate 180 cumskin prole



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: racy tanning salon death wish



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: floppy national patrolman



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:41 AM
Author: Glassy swashbuckling temple



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:48 PM
Author: ivory useless brakes



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Date: March 9th, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: hairraiser jew



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Sexy carmine puppy



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:01 PM
Author: bat shit crazy french azn

Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up making 7 figures a yr within ten years, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722249)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Free-loading aqua ladyboy liquid oxygen

if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722252)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: bat shit crazy french azn

No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that group on your resume, isn't it almost a given one will eventually end up making 7 figures at some point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722265)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: Free-loading aqua ladyboy liquid oxygen

no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cyclical, volatile, and political. a good name brand will make it easier to get a job at a good firm, but it's not that simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722304)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: bat shit crazy french azn

Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at Goldman or Morgan Stanley is now making high 6 figures (or more) at the age of 33-34 at other firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722419)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Free-loading aqua ladyboy liquid oxygen

they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people like that, but it's easy to overestimate how much nyc finance people are making and more importantly, have saved up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722455)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: bat shit crazy french azn

They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but how else would one afford a $2.5+ million brownstone/condo in NYC? Clearly, they must be making serious bank to afford such a home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722508)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: Free-loading aqua ladyboy liquid oxygen

sure, but that's certainly not the norm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722533)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Filthy charismatic field deer antler

Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722538)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: Unhinged organic girlfriend telephone



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Date: February 1st, 2016 3:29 AM
Author: offensive spot



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Excitant ocher indian lodge dog poop

I enjoy jjc talking down how much finance people make because he is an insecure total failure who is now realizing he'll never make real $, so he wants to pretend his peers and those 10+ years younger than him (like 33 year old bros) aren't really making all that much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29868419)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: crystalline big travel guidebook



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: walnut elite newt fortuitous meteor

There are tons of analyst washouts even from top groups who end up at generic F500 jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722468)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:22 PM
Author: Adulterous cruise ship

A Blackhawk helicopter hugs the contours of the Amazon River, its rotor wash rippling the jungle eighty feet below like a wave across the sea.

The Managing Director lifts the Raybans from his brow just enough to make eye contact with the two rows of young bankers sitting across from each other in the steel whale's belly. "You boys ready?"

They all nod, stone faced. It was a silly question. They weren't just ready; they had never been more ready. Years at Harvard, long nights fixing spreadsheets, hours of tweaking LinkedIn. It was finally time.

"Remember: you were born a banker," he shouts over the sound of the rotor and the wind and the jungle. "But you were made a Special Situations Operator."

Their ear pieces come alive. "10 seconds to target!"

"Look alive, time to fuck 'em up!"

----

That's what they do.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722372)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Nubile Pit



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: sick school



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: Frisky Mind-boggling Abode



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: racy tanning salon death wish



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Rose impressive stock car

lol

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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Thriller Amethyst Community Account

The young banker, near tears, huddled over his wounded brother. He struggled in vain to drag him into safe hiding in the brush amidst crossfire before the rest of the team pushed onward with their mission. But the wounded soldier grabbed him with his remaining energy and held him in place, fixing his brother's gaze on his own.

“No. Go,” he said. “It’s the nature of the assignment.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29723351)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:45 PM
Author: racy tanning salon death wish

"Is there anything you want me to pass on? Do you have a girlfriend, a spouse, family or close friends?"

*the dying man ponders for a moment* "um, no, just go..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29723379)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: Adulterous cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29723470)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Nubile Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29723472)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: floppy national patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29723479)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Motley hall

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29724036)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: contagious yapping rehab becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29724050)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:22 AM
Author: slippery half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#33444095)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:36 AM
Author: Appetizing Sex Offender Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#33444139)



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: arousing affirmative action

Can't believe I've never seen this thread. The best part of xo is that no matter how long you have been here, there are still tons of 180 poasts waiting to be uncovered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#47909171)



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: red misanthropic juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#47909175)



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Date: February 9th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Nubile Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29723383)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: haunting vibrant office friendly grandma

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29726741)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: Razzle ticket booth ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29723365)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sickened Mexican

pitch perfect Vince Flynn novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29724048)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:46 AM
Author: Unhinged organic girlfriend telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29726280)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: Stirring Queen Of The Night Jewess

i suddenly want to watch zero dark thirty why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29762302)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: indigo parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29868425)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Demanding frum crackhouse rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#30121378)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: low-t philosopher-king

omg 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#32234968)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: Garnet national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#32234970)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Confused hilarious parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#32710313)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: House-broken nudist kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#32710700)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Lascivious Greedy Business Firm Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#32710707)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:37 AM
Author: Appetizing Sex Offender Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#33444141)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Silver Mewling Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#35495090)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy sweet tailpipe

basically: Soros is Red Skull, they're Cap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722467)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: godawful dun round eye stead

Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to get it as special situatio investing encompasses a lot. Hours are supposed to be awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722484)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: buck-toothed faggotry

what are hours/culture like in this group?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722847)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: racy tanning salon death wish

Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, the grueling physical exercise regiments, weapons training, and even genetic/cybernetic augmentation required means that you have to be willing to "give yourself fully to Goldman."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722934)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: Nubile Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722947)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 4:01 AM
Author: electric masturbator

rumor has it that they don't even own their own cyberbrains. it's GS property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29726354)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Nubile Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29868405)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Confused hilarious parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#32710302)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: slippery half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#33444098)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: abusive outnumbered orchestra pit

was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few years back? IIRC they found some loophole in the law to control the supply of aluminum by just shipping it back and forth from warehouse to warehouse instead of making it available on the open market, thereby causing the price to skyrocket. they made hundreds of millions doing this.

edit: here are the links...

http://www.businessinsider.com/goldmans-alleged-aluminum-scam-2013-7

http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertlenzner/2013/07/25/goldman-sachs-makes-255-million-storing-3-of-global-aluminum-production/#16e8c4c0143e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29722992)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: exhilarant idiot address

LOL @ these guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29724062)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: abusive outnumbered orchestra pit

?

i kinda admire that they were able to think up something like this. obvs they're not adding any value to society by doing this but anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29726745)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: exhilarant idiot address

I can see what your saying about how you have to respect someone creative enough to rob like this, but this is the same as those drug price hikers - it's slimy and manipulative and it's only legal cause it's so out of left field that there is no specific law to it. Manipulating the supply chain of a critical industrial component to artificially create an inefficiency and then exploiting that inefficiency is absolutely ridiculous - in many other arenas that kind of behavior is banned outright.

Obviously I am all for making money, but behavior like this is insanely parisitic. You really have to do a lot of mental gymnastics to convince yourself that this is even close to being acceptable, just like the dudes who buy the drug companies and jack the prices up 1000% - they don't even do a middle ground rent seek by improving the product slightly and making it up 2-3x, they nakedly go for the biggest hike which gives off the impression that they expect the behavior to be clamped down upon so they gotta rob as much as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29726802)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Nofapping legend

"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it"

That's ludicrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#30121578)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:56 PM
Author: Aquamarine center weed whacker

jewish as FUARK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29762430)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Metal meetinghouse

As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be significantly more prestigious 5-7 years ago. Now that banks can't have prop desks any more, their ability to capitalize on these kinds of opportunities is much less than before. There are still some things they can do, just less.

tl;dr still a prestigious group but much less so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29723018)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: Free-loading aqua ladyboy liquid oxygen

this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to be, due to capital constraints and regulations. the one knock on it is that they tend to focus on small illiquid investments.

also forgot to mention that GSIP, goldman's internal long-short equity hedge fund, is extremely prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29723503)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Metal meetinghouse

it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds" anymore, so i'm pretty sure this is not prestigious anymore either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29723512)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:08 PM
Author: Free-loading aqua ladyboy liquid oxygen

by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldman sachs, not that it invests with proprietary capital. GSIP stricly invests with client money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29723543)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: soggy milk

how can i invest in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29726259)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: Vermilion dingle berry legal warrant

Lol, buddy. The focus is on squeezing fees out of the clients, not generating massive returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#30121392)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: mauve windowlicker

SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictators as clients and they help the dictators plan for hiding their money away and escapes and shit just in case the shit hits the fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29723052)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible private investor

Sounds like a fucking TV show

Goldman Sachs: Special Situations Group (SSG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29723492)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: Nubile Pit

*smokes cigar like a grizzled veteran*

C.O. Blankfein: "Welcome to the Goldman Sachs S.S.G. Operator selection program. You have volunteered for the most intensive banking training known to man. You are all proven graduates within the striver community: Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, Wharton, and so on. In spite of your preftige, many of you will not successfully negotiate this program. Those that do, will experience an operational tempo that exceeds that of any other unit within the Goldman Sachs arsenal. That is all that is to be said about the special nature of the S.S.G. training program. I now turn you over to my Command Master Chief, HAHAURFUCKED."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29723519)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: floppy national patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29723530)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: racy tanning salon death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29762299)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: Demanding frum crackhouse rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#30121344)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Well-lubricated headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#30121356)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:49 PM
Author: low-t philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#32234978)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Confused hilarious parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#32710308)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: House-broken nudist kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#32710704)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: slippery half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#33444100)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:25 AM
Author: Chartreuse trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#33444108)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Silver Mewling Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#35495089)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: red misanthropic juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#44730695)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Nubile Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#29868397)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: Adulterous cruise ship

*GS Spec. Sit. Operator parachuting into the Oscars to wrestle the Best Picture envelope from the PwC dweeb backstage*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#32710251)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:19 AM
Author: Confused hilarious parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#33444084)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: Fuchsia step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#35093911)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: Chartreuse trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#35093915)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 7:53 AM
Author: hairraiser jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#38713208)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: red misanthropic juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#44730690)



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: red misanthropic juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#45703595)



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: Disrespectful Dashing Set

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2#35122104

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#45703620)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 8:03 AM
Author: red misanthropic juggernaut



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Date: January 4th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: Disturbing university athletic conference

great job in caracas guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2",#49561157)