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benzo can't even get a job as a doordasher

Because of his criminal record + lack of a driver's license/...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  08/21/26
last three words in the thread title are superfluous
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  08/21/26
Yeah but he get's to live in the luxury of his grandmother's...
The Penis
  08/21/26
And the immodesty of leaching off his family is only tempora...
The Scrotum
  08/21/26
Yeah plus he will triple that in options trading using his s...
The Penis
  08/21/26
The train is leaving
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  08/21/26
Triple? It's literally an infinite money glitch. Exponential...
The Scrotum
  08/21/26
Bear, you say? 🐻
Oh, you retrieve?
  08/21/26
It's an ingenious structural architecture to eliminate the n...
The Penis
  08/21/26
It's calculated immodesty
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  08/21/26
Perhaps traditional standards of decency aren't load-bearing...
The Penis
  08/21/26
The only load bearing asset he has is his BOIHOLE when UNCLE...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  08/21/26
I thought he beat up his grandmother She forgave him?
Consuela
  08/21/26
Yeah from what I heard she forgave him and he kept living th...
The Penis
  08/21/26
Wow now that’s a grandma Also she must be like 100...
Consuela
  08/21/26
no forgiveness; she just beat him up back and it was a draw ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  08/21/26
litigators and dogs need not apply
CapTTTainFalcon
  08/21/26
Sears todo para ti tp tried to help benzo get a job when he ...
bowlcut pothead
  08/21/26
Anyone who has tried to help someone "down on their luc...
The Scrotum
  08/21/26
What a fucking loser
Doordasher
  08/21/26
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  08/21/26


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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

Because of his criminal record + lack of a driver's license/car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2",#50083390)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


last three words in the thread title are superfluous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2",#50083859)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: The Penis

Yeah but he get's to live in the luxury of his grandmother's home without the need to bear the indignity of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2",#50083398)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: The Scrotum (gunneratttt)

And the immodesty of leaching off his family is only temporary. The vaxcash is about to roll in!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2",#50083410)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: The Penis

Yeah plus he will triple that in options trading using his secret patented method, which definitely isn't crank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2",#50083415)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

The train is leaving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2",#50083418)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: The Scrotum (gunneratttt)

Triple? It's literally an infinite money glitch. Exponential risk-free gains will crash the world economy. That's why the powers that be have aligned to make sure Benzo never has a dollar to invest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2",#50083551)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Oh, you retrieve?

Bear, you say? 🐻

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2",#50083416)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: The Penis

It's an ingenious structural architecture to eliminate the necessity of work-bearing tasks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2",#50083420)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

It's calculated immodesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2",#50083425)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: The Penis

Perhaps traditional standards of decency aren't load-bearing for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2",#50083430)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

The only load bearing asset he has is his BOIHOLE when UNCLE DAVE comes over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2",#50083435)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Consuela

I thought he beat up his grandmother

She forgave him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2",#50083832)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: The Penis

Yeah from what I heard she forgave him and he kept living there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2",#50083848)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: Consuela

Wow now that’s a grandma

Also she must be like 100 years old now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2",#50083850)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


no forgiveness; she just beat him up back and it was a draw

otoh, cousin amy actually won their fight

benzo is 0-1-1 vs female household members

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2",#50083861)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

litigators and dogs need not apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2",#50083422)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: bowlcut pothead

Sears todo para ti tp tried to help benzo get a job when he moved to nyc but benzo just ghosted him and didn’t pay him back $100 or whatever he borrowed lol. Benzo is still 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2",#50083553)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: The Scrotum (gunneratttt)

Anyone who has tried to help someone "down on their luck" quickly finds out that they're the source of their own problems.

These people are often 180 though. Benzo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2",#50083589)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: Doordasher

What a fucking loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2",#50083582)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2",#50083829)