\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
coiffed den
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Mint Lettuce
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
coiffed den
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Mint Lettuce
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
coiffed den
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Mint Lettuce
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
coiffed den
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Mint Lettuce
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
coiffed den
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Mint Lettuce
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
coiffed den
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
violet athletic conference
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
coiffed den
  08/18/13
k
violet athletic conference
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
Laughsome khaki church striped hyena
  08/11/21
seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bon...
Balding corner internal respiration
  08/19/13
...
underhanded home
  11/07/18
...
Deranged Narrow-minded Mood
  11/07/18
...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.
  07/15/26
(millenial problems)
iridescent forum
  08/18/13
...
Balding corner internal respiration
  08/19/13
...
stirring duck-like institution
  08/07/14
...
Provocative pit nowag
  08/31/14
Holy shit not flame?
hairless cumskin
  08/18/13
Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
coiffed den
  08/18/13
180000000000
yapping stain
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
coiffed den
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
self-centered vivacious filthpig spot
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Flirting box office
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
coiffed den
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Flirting box office
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
coiffed den
  08/18/13
180
Flirting box office
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Mint Lettuce
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
coiffed den
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Mint Lettuce
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
coiffed den
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
Mint Lettuce
  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
coiffed den
  08/18/13
Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
Mint Lettuce
  08/18/13
...
spectacular hell
  08/23/15
...
kink-friendly fortuitous meteor
  08/23/15
crying laughing at this
underhanded home
  11/26/18
...
Fuchsia very tactful stock car really tough guy
  12/07/19
criminally underrated
copper cerebral range marketing idea
  08/07/14
Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE...
cerise judgmental market
  08/18/13
Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your ...
Flirting box office
  08/18/13
180 will do.
coiffed den
  08/18/13
...
Misanthropic chocolate cruise ship kitty
  08/18/13
...
ruddy parlour
  08/19/13
...
Balding corner internal respiration
  08/31/14
...
coiffed den
  08/23/15
She’s watching the grandkids now.
coiffed den
  08/30/18
...
Cracking Out-of-control Associate Friendly Grandma
  11/26/18
shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring a...
puce crackhouse
  08/18/13
...
carnelian lascivious gas station legal warrant
  08/19/13
...
Frum appetizing trust fund international law enforcement agency
  08/21/13
...
Azure medicated antidepressant drug
  08/31/14
180 thread.
Tan comical shitlib national security agency
  08/18/13
probably best thread title of the year
Talented bossy wrinkle cuckold
  08/18/13
180 idea, 160 execution on the flame
Anal supple death wish generalized bond
  08/18/13
Fuck you, not flame bro.
coiffed den
  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
Anal supple death wish generalized bond
  08/18/13
She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
coiffed den
  08/07/14
Some great reasons to never have kids itt.
mewling irradiated theatre
  08/18/13
why did EPAH go pumo doe?
Talented bossy wrinkle cuckold
  08/18/13
...
violet athletic conference
  08/18/13
180 thread
Metal domesticated doctorate library
  08/19/13
Steal them back.
carnelian lascivious gas station legal warrant
  08/19/13
UPDATE?
Flirting box office
  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
coiffed den
  08/07/14
pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of...
copper cerebral range marketing idea
  08/07/14
...
Balding corner internal respiration
  08/04/14
...
Boyish bisexual legend
  08/04/14
...
Boyish bisexual legend
  08/07/14
...
Balding corner internal respiration
  08/30/14
WHAT THE FUCK
Azure medicated antidepressant drug
  08/31/14
I like that THIS thread bothers you
coiffed den
  02/28/15
...
yapping stain
  11/11/14
...
stirring duck-like institution
  11/11/14
...
coiffed den
  12/04/14
Jesus Christ.
Frozen pearly degenerate
  08/23/15
any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with ...
histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage
  08/23/15
Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fan...
coiffed den
  08/23/15
ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna t...
histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage
  08/23/15
Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager...
coiffed den
  08/23/15
i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about b...
histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage
  08/23/15
Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Sava...
coiffed den
  08/23/15
ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will b...
histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage
  08/23/15
Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make ...
curious magical puppy
  08/23/15
not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of ...
histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage
  08/23/15
where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?
histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage
  08/23/15
I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk ...
coiffed den
  08/23/15
cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage
  08/23/15
ATD.
curious magical puppy
  08/23/15
Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
coiffed den
  08/23/15
Lmao
Mauve Doobsian Indian Lodge Chad
  08/23/15
you on fetlife bro?
green federal step-uncle's house potus
  08/23/15
Yeah.
coiffed den
  08/23/15
as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by ursel...
histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage
  08/23/15
You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there...
coiffed den
  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage
  08/23/15
of course
coiffed den
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
self-centered vivacious filthpig spot
  08/23/15
I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshol...
coiffed den
  08/23/15
yolo bro
self-centered vivacious filthpig spot
  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
Mahogany shrine reading party
  08/23/15
why just one?
coiffed den
  08/23/15
She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don'...
Mahogany shrine reading party
  08/23/15
hot
histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage
  08/23/15
...
excitant translucent organic girlfriend
  05/28/18
what the fuck is going on in here
bateful state faggotry
  05/28/18
yeah gonna need an update op
idiotic toaster sanctuary
  05/29/18
...
saffron tantric piazza trump supporter
  05/29/18
We had to buy new ones.
coiffed den
  11/07/18
...
Crawly bat-shit-crazy senate
  05/15/20
...
valar vettiri morghulis
  07/15/26
this thread is crazy.
French ivory native haunted graveyard
  05/29/18
great thread
exhilarant heaven voyeur
  11/07/18
732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, als...
180 ruby brunch
  11/26/18
180 thread
Crusty At-the-ready Station Twinkling Uncleanness
  11/26/18
...
underhanded home
  11/26/18
...
burgundy swashbuckling partner
  12/07/19
...
saffron tantric piazza trump supporter
  05/15/20
...
passionate soggy corn cake
  05/15/20
i've always absolutely loved this thread
copper cerebral range marketing idea
  05/15/20
...
coiffed den
  08/05/25
...
excitant translucent organic girlfriend
  08/11/21
180 thread
Jesus Christ I'm online again
  07/15/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: coiffed den

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867185)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Mint Lettuce

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867221)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: coiffed den

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867231)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Mint Lettuce

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867289)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: coiffed den

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867301)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Mint Lettuce

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867380)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: coiffed den

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867419)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Mint Lettuce

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867454)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: coiffed den

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867458)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Mint Lettuce

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867520)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: coiffed den

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867537)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: violet athletic conference

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867536)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: coiffed den

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867542)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: violet athletic conference

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867545)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Laughsome khaki church striped hyena

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#42929291)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Balding corner internal respiration

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23869434)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: underhanded home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37185700)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Deranged Narrow-minded Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37185629)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#50002877)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: iridescent forum

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867194)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Balding corner internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23869437)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: stirring duck-like institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26078339)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Provocative pit nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26243294)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: hairless cumskin

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867198)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: coiffed den

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867211)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: yapping stain

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867237)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: coiffed den

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867246)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: self-centered vivacious filthpig spot

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867299)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Flirting box office

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867309)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: coiffed den

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867317)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Flirting box office

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867386)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: coiffed den

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867430)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Flirting box office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867448)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Mint Lettuce

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867449)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: coiffed den

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867470)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Mint Lettuce

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867527)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: coiffed den

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867544)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Mint Lettuce

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867640)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: coiffed den

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867718)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Mint Lettuce

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867767)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: spectacular hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608187)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: kink-friendly fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608325)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: underhanded home

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37304247)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Fuchsia very tactful stock car really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#39229259)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: copper cerebral range marketing idea

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26078314)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: cerise judgmental market

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867394)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Flirting box office

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867420)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: coiffed den

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867432)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Misanthropic chocolate cruise ship kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867758)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: ruddy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23868898)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Balding corner internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26243314)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: coiffed den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608136)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: coiffed den

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#36716006)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Cracking Out-of-control Associate Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37304249)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: puce crackhouse

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867435)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: carnelian lascivious gas station legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23868891)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Frum appetizing trust fund international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23902883)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Azure medicated antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26243334)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Tan comical shitlib national security agency

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867499)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Talented bossy wrinkle cuckold

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867683)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Anal supple death wish generalized bond

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867707)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: coiffed den

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867723)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Anal supple death wish generalized bond

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867950)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: coiffed den

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26078247)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: mewling irradiated theatre

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867615)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Talented bossy wrinkle cuckold

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867673)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: violet athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23867750)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Metal domesticated doctorate library

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23868899)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: carnelian lascivious gas station legal warrant

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#23877794)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Flirting box office

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#24284373)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: coiffed den

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26078236)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: copper cerebral range marketing idea

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26078311)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Balding corner internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26057177)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Boyish bisexual legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26057183)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Boyish bisexual legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26078273)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Balding corner internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26235282)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Azure medicated antidepressant drug

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26243306)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: coiffed den

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#27404806)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: yapping stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26695456)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: stirring duck-like institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26695495)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: coiffed den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#26859803)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Frozen pearly degenerate

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608159)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608172)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: coiffed den

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608175)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608189)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: coiffed den

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608198)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608252)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: coiffed den

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608261)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608269)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: curious magical puppy

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608371)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608376)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608273)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: coiffed den

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608361)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608373)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: curious magical puppy

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608205)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: coiffed den

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608207)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Mauve Doobsian Indian Lodge Chad

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608227)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: green federal step-uncle's house potus

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608336)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: coiffed den

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608362)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608393)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: coiffed den

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608408)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608417)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: coiffed den

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608928)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28609981)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: self-centered vivacious filthpig spot

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608935)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: coiffed den

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608983)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: self-centered vivacious filthpig spot

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608995)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Mahogany shrine reading party

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608989)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: coiffed den

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28608993)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Mahogany shrine reading party

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28609018)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: histrionic mildly autistic sex offender stage

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#28609712)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: excitant translucent organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#36142752)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: bateful state faggotry

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#36142848)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: idiotic toaster sanctuary

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#36142930)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: saffron tantric piazza trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#36143011)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: coiffed den

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37184911)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Crawly bat-shit-crazy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#40213400)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#50002872)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: French ivory native haunted graveyard

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#36143038)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: exhilarant heaven voyeur

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37186435)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: 180 ruby brunch

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37304238)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Crusty At-the-ready Station Twinkling Uncleanness

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37304252)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: underhanded home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#37304254)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: burgundy swashbuckling partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#39229263)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: saffron tantric piazza trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#40213360)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: passionate soggy corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#40213387)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: copper cerebral range marketing idea

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#40213406)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: coiffed den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#49158948)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: excitant translucent organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#42929195)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2",#50002879)