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I got married today, faggots (jcm)

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but will poast...
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
180 Congrats to you and the lucky fella. Wishing you ...
Blathering rambunctious meetinghouse
  01/18/26
Ty bb
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom
ruddy temple
  01/18/26
I'm 44 & groom is 46 I'm fat & he is definitely n...
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
based
ruddy temple
  01/18/26
...
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
...
Histrionic Generalized Bond Lodge
  01/18/26
He's black, isn't he?
Blathering rambunctious meetinghouse
  01/18/26
This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of x...
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
It better not be gunnerattt
laughsome pungent shitlib menage
  01/18/26
My husband?!?!? ...... *deep breath* AHHHHHH..........
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady
mischievous flesh location
  01/18/26
i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally ins...
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a w...
mischievous flesh location
  01/18/26
three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you. fo...
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
and then married some cumskin anyway >:(
mischievous flesh location
  01/18/26
Some cumskin...
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
you all look the same to me
mischievous flesh location
  01/18/26
...
Blathering rambunctious meetinghouse
  01/18/26
...
Blathering rambunctious meetinghouse
  01/18/26
For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of...
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
180 I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.
Blathering rambunctious meetinghouse
  01/18/26
...
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
Which posters have you talked to him about?
Twinkling parlor
  01/18/26
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carnelian gaped center
  01/18/26
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Slippery Contagious Corner
  01/18/26
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judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
...
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
Why did you vote against me in MPM?
Chartreuse fiercely-loyal elastic band mental disorder
  01/18/26
I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted thi...
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom...
Chartreuse fiercely-loyal elastic band mental disorder
  01/18/26
You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
?
Chartreuse fiercely-loyal elastic band mental disorder
  01/18/26
(fag)
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
Niggermonkey
Chartreuse fiercely-loyal elastic band mental disorder
  01/18/26
WOW thats super racist
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
cr
indigo black woman gas station
  01/18/26
Mazel tov
Drab principal's office toaster
  01/18/26
...
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
lol, fag very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great...
Big-titted ticket booth electric furnace
  01/18/26
💋
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
Congrats!
pearly home
  01/18/26
thank you <3 <3
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?
mind-boggling abode
  01/18/26
PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!
Chartreuse fiercely-loyal elastic band mental disorder
  01/18/26
Still above you. The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddle...
mind-boggling abode
  01/18/26
...
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
cr
indigo black woman gas station
  01/18/26
it's the type of mental illness you really only find on plac...
mischievous flesh location
  01/18/26
congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age
Galvanic free-loading fanboi set
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality m...
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby stil...
adulterous maniacal brunch tattoo
  01/18/26
TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster I will answer your...
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
but will you?
Navy internet-worthy bbw plaza
  01/18/26
want to be pipe raped?
AZNgirl Humping Shriveled Cock of Dead ICE Victim
  01/24/26
extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome wil...
Galvanic free-loading fanboi set
  01/18/26
...
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in s...
mischievous flesh location
  01/18/26
...
Slippery Contagious Corner
  01/18/26
Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhea...
Glittery brass spot
  01/18/26
shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% vot...
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
❤️
Glittery brass spot
  01/18/26
you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
...
milky chapel
  01/18/26
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honey-headed degenerate national
  01/18/26
...
Slippery Contagious Corner
  01/18/26
...
light sex offender
  01/18/26
Congrats
garnet cruise ship
  01/18/26
OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM
Chartreuse fiercely-loyal elastic band mental disorder
  01/18/26
Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do be...
razzmatazz tanning salon filthpig
  01/18/26
seriously. what a goddamn faggot.
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
180 you made it
Bull headed windowlicker
  01/18/26
ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope...
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
not flame? 180^180!!! congrats!!!!
mischievous flesh location
  01/18/26
not flame, faggot
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
!!!
mischievous flesh location
  01/18/26
i'll text you pics
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
...
mischievous flesh location
  01/18/26
You're a literal Turd.
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
Happy day for the newlyweds-- https://www.youtube.com/watch...
wonderful theatre mother
  01/18/26
congrats
Fluffy international law enforcement agency
  01/18/26
wow! congratulations! how many children are you planning on ...
motley disrespectful codepig son of senegal
  01/18/26
whats the point of marriage without kids seems totally po...
Charcoal hall stain
  01/18/26
When pics
razzmatazz tanning salon filthpig
  01/18/26
Congrats
Canary buck-toothed bawdyhouse famous landscape painting
  01/18/26
Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart,...
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week retu...
Canary buck-toothed bawdyhouse famous landscape painting
  01/18/26
Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls &l...
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for m...
Canary buck-toothed bawdyhouse famous landscape painting
  01/18/26
Will read thread and report back.
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
What do you play? I DABBLE.
Canary buck-toothed bawdyhouse famous landscape painting
  01/18/26
That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead Date...
Fighting Immigrant Round Eye
  01/18/26
I clearly meant providing an heir
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
180 congrats. Did you have a party?
translucent hairy legs theater
  01/18/26
What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear i...
translucent hairy legs theater
  01/18/26
GAY
White Indirect Expression Sanctuary
  01/18/26
Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
...
translucent hairy legs theater
  01/18/26
...
mischievous flesh location
  01/18/26
Congratulations
heady dull psychic
  01/18/26
Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you m...
Sinister crystalline dilemma
  01/18/26
Congrats. If both White, produce many babydoods asap.
opaque french chef
  01/18/26
"If both White" Sir this is AutoAdmit
White Indirect Expression Sanctuary
  01/18/26
I'm not Brown, Im just Old.
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
...
Aggressive odious dog poop
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. But thank you.
judgmental party of the first part prole
  01/18/26
No excuses. 1488
opaque french chef
  01/18/26
...
Supple crackhouse voyeur
  01/18/26
...
Navy internet-worthy bbw plaza
  01/18/26
180 congrats
swashbuckling piazza legend
  01/18/26
...
Zippy Turdskin Background Story
  01/18/26
If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and ha...
Supple crackhouse voyeur
  01/18/26
Congrats my woman
nighttime rusted property milk
  01/18/26
we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just...
honey-headed degenerate national
  01/18/26
Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame
Zippy Turdskin Background Story
  01/18/26
Tyty 💋
jcm
  01/24/26
Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!
Excitant Casino
  01/18/26
180, congrats !
carnelian gaped center
  01/18/26
tyty bb ❤️
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysa...
Up-to-no-good French Address Circlehead
  01/18/26
This thread is now about Bjork the poaster
Ultramarine Locus
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats, friend! Who are his favorite poasters?
hideous know-it-all institution chad
  01/18/26
does your husband know that you're fat
trip school
  01/18/26
he’s a “musician” which means he’s v...
Navy internet-worthy bbw plaza
  01/18/26
do it stink tho?
Blathering rambunctious meetinghouse
  01/18/26
He's not that kind of musician.
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats, doobs
White Indirect Expression Sanctuary
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?
heady dull psychic
  01/18/26
180! Congrats, you maed it!
embarrassed to the bone crimson liquid oxygen
  01/18/26
180, congrats!
Anal cowardly public bath
  01/18/26
Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic a...
slate 180 hell
  01/18/26
whats her name? did both brides wear white?
Salmon Resort Pervert
  01/18/26
congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this mo...
Godawful Brethren Point
  01/18/26
🦞🦞🦞🦞
jcm
  01/24/26
I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.
Slippery Contagious Corner
  01/18/26
9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387
Aggressive odious dog poop
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
I'm assuming to another women right
yapping titillating community account
  01/18/26
Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!
electric gaming laptop
  01/19/26
Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!
htt
  01/23/26
...
Mister Yak
  01/24/26
...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  01/24/26
Tyty Gratz on your wedding as well!
jcm
  01/24/26
That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on ...
fulano
  01/24/26
Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in anothe...
jcm
  01/24/26


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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but will poast selectively edited photos once they become available.

(Technically it was yesterday, but faggotry still stands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598148)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: Blathering rambunctious meetinghouse

180

Congrats to you and the lucky fella.

Wishing you happiness and all the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598150)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:07 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

Ty bb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598155)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 AM
Author: ruddy temple

what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598153)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:06 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

I'm 44 & groom is 46

I'm fat & he is definitely not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598154)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:15 AM
Author: ruddy temple

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598156)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:22 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598159)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Histrionic Generalized Bond Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598369)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:26 AM
Author: Blathering rambunctious meetinghouse

He's black, isn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598161)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598164)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: laughsome pungent shitlib menage

It better not be gunnerattt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598192)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

My husband?!?!?

......

*deep breath*

AHHHHHH.........

hahahaaaaaahahahhahahahhhhhahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598193)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: mischievous flesh location

this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598319)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally insulting to you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598348)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: mischievous flesh location

you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a woman could want if you just gave yourself a chance to love biryani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598357)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you.

for whatever thats worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598373)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: mischievous flesh location

and then married some cumskin anyway >:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598396)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

Some cumskin...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598434)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: mischievous flesh location

you all look the same to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598624)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Blathering rambunctious meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49600040)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Blathering rambunctious meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49600038)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:20 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of this faggot website and everything that goes along w it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: Blathering rambunctious meetinghouse

180

I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598162)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598165)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Twinkling parlor

Which posters have you talked to him about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598946)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: carnelian gaped center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49599158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Slippery Contagious Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49600014)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598173)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598174)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:24 AM
Author: Chartreuse fiercely-loyal elastic band mental disorder

Why did you vote against me in MPM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598175)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted this makes me think you are a huge fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:53 AM
Author: Chartreuse fiercely-loyal elastic band mental disorder

Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom over me even if he were ded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598187)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:02 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:08 AM
Author: Chartreuse fiercely-loyal elastic band mental disorder

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598194)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:10 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

(fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598196)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Chartreuse fiercely-loyal elastic band mental disorder

Niggermonkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598322)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

WOW thats super racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598350)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: indigo black woman gas station

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598329)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:33 AM
Author: Drab principal's office toaster

Mazel tov

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598181)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598184)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: Big-titted ticket booth electric furnace

lol, fag

very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great life together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598191)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:15 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598200)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: pearly home

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598212)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

thank you <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598216)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling abode

Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598214)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Chartreuse fiercely-loyal elastic band mental disorder

PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598318)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: mind-boggling abode

Still above you.

The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddler storyline is pure insecurity. Fake as hell. On the off chance it's real: congrats on being trapped with someone you loathe. ROTFL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598327)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598416)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: indigo black woman gas station

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598454)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: mischievous flesh location

it's the type of mental illness you really only find on places like xo. why would someone LARP this way? it's munchausen by screen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598564)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:03 AM
Author: Galvanic free-loading fanboi set

congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598219)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality men in their 40s.

It's never too late to MAEK it, babe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598225)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:09 AM
Author: adulterous maniacal brunch tattoo

does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598226)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster

I will answer your gook questions.... <3 love u bb

yes, i can still maek babby. I am 44, lol. Healthy white women (who I understand you have know experience with/knowledge about- can form babby until 50 for the most part)

LOVE U BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598354)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Navy internet-worthy bbw plaza

but will you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598622)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: AZNgirl Humping Shriveled Cock of Dead ICE Victim

want to be pipe raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49613958)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: Galvanic free-loading fanboi set

extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome will be 280 pounds of solid muscle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598227)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598356)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: mischievous flesh location

(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in stats)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598361)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Slippery Contagious Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49600018)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: Glittery brass spot

Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598265)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% voted for in every round of mpm

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598343)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Glittery brass spot

❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598359)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598362)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: milky chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598267)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: honey-headed degenerate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598424)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Slippery Contagious Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49600019)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: light sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49600140)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: garnet cruise ship

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598273)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: Chartreuse fiercely-loyal elastic band mental disorder

OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598294)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz tanning salon filthpig

Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do better in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598333)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

seriously. what a goddamn faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598364)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: Bull headed windowlicker

180 you made it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598313)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope it was only moderately creepy and.... uh.... yeah

thanks! <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598342)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: mischievous flesh location

not flame?

180^180!!! congrats!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598321)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

not flame, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598349)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: mischievous flesh location

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598353)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

i'll text you pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598367)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: mischievous flesh location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598368)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

You're a literal Turd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598420)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: wonderful theatre mother

Happy day for the newlyweds--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf-2tunXZN4&list=RDKf-2tunXZN4&index=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598328)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Fluffy international law enforcement agency

congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598341)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: motley disrespectful codepig son of senegal

wow! congratulations! how many children are you planning on having?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598360)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Charcoal hall stain

whats the point of marriage without kids

seems totally pointless

just cohabitate and inch toward obesity eating bonbons and living together unmarried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598365)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: razzmatazz tanning salon filthpig

When pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598418)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Canary buck-toothed bawdyhouse famous landscape painting

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598419)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of providing you an heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598422)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Canary buck-toothed bawdyhouse famous landscape painting

The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week returns to the island today! We were both so sad to be apart that she decided to come right back. We shall see!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598438)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls <3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598449)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Canary buck-toothed bawdyhouse famous landscape painting

2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for me: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818259&mc=131&forum_id=2

Where did you meet husband and does he know about ZOZO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598455)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

Will read thread and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598472)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Canary buck-toothed bawdyhouse famous landscape painting

What do you play? I DABBLE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598495)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Fighting Immigrant Round Eye

That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead

Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM

Author: bjork

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of being your heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598422)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598460)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

I clearly meant providing an heir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598464)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: translucent hairy legs theater

180 congrats. Did you have a party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598441)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598447)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: translucent hairy legs theater

That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598452)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: White Indirect Expression Sanctuary

GAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598456)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598469)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: translucent hairy legs theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49599513)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: mischievous flesh location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598565)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: heady dull psychic

Congratulations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598478)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Sinister crystalline dilemma

Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you meet, how did he propose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598485)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: opaque french chef

Congrats.

If both White, produce many babydoods asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598536)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: White Indirect Expression Sanctuary

"If both White"

Sir this is AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598541)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

I'm not Brown, Im just Old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598544)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Aggressive odious dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49600055)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: judgmental party of the first part prole

I'm literally 44. But thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598542)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: opaque french chef

No excuses. 1488

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598545)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Supple crackhouse voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598573)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Navy internet-worthy bbw plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598625)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: swashbuckling piazza legend

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598540)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Zippy Turdskin Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598899)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: Supple crackhouse voyeur

If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and happy marriage together

If flame, big congrats on the extremely successful flame thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598568)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: nighttime rusted property milk

Congrats my woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598652)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: honey-headed degenerate national

we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just the same - congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598897)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Zippy Turdskin Background Story

Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598900)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:57 AM
Author: jcm

Tyty 💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49613854)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Excitant Casino

Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598920)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: carnelian gaped center

180, congrats !

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598949)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: jcm

tyty bb ❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49613846)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good French Address Circlehead

Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysart's! <3. Pls don't retire and hope you poast from time to time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598962)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine Locus

This thread is now about Bjork the poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598964)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49613829)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: hideous know-it-all institution chad

Congrats, friend!

Who are his favorite poasters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49598989)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: trip school

does your husband know that you're fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49599024)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Navy internet-worthy bbw plaza

he’s a “musician” which means he’s very “granola” and gets off on her face sitting him with her stinky FUPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49599183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Blathering rambunctious meetinghouse

do it stink tho?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49600012)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: jcm

He's not that kind of musician.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49613821)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: White Indirect Expression Sanctuary

Congrats, doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49599030)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49613822)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: heady dull psychic

What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49599190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone crimson liquid oxygen

180! Congrats, you maed it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49599220)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Anal cowardly public bath

180, congrats!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49599236)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: slate 180 hell

Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic at the reception?

180 congrats, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49599816)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Salmon Resort Pervert

whats her name? did both brides wear white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49599836)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: Godawful Brethren Point

congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49599842)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: jcm

🦞🦞🦞🦞

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49613824)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Slippery Contagious Corner

I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49600020)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Aggressive odious dog poop

9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49600058)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49613830)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: yapping titillating community account

I'm assuming to another women right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49600142)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: electric gaming laptop

Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49600254)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: htt

Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49613310)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:36 AM
Author: Mister Yak



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49613825)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49614135)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:37 AM
Author: jcm

Tyty

Gratz on your wedding as well!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49613826)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: fulano

That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on xo.

Congrats on finding some one to be with you for a little while

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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: jcm

Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in another thread. I dont pay much attention to moniker changes.

And ty. I guess some men *are* into garbage can bodies and horse mane hair!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2",#49614165)