Just farted, office smells like an asshole.
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Date: October 28th, 2014 2:07 AM Author: lake tattoo water buffalo
Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. I can't stop sniffing.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136241
Date: April 9th, 2004 10:37 AM
Author: NicoBlue
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Date: August 16th, 2023 1:46 PM Author: blathering genital piercing philosopher-king
I was sitting at my desk and felt like I had to release a normal, if substantial fart. I briefly considered the remote chance that it might be more and thought about hitting the can, but I said fuck it and fearlessly let loose. I immediately faced my horrifying mistake. I wasn't taking a gas exit; I was taking a wet, viscous shit.
I clenched my anus, hoping to suck it back in, or at least plug up the stench seeping through the back of my khakis. But it was no use. Within just a moment, I was sitting in a thick, mud-like plume the color of peanut butter. Overcome by effluvium, I clutched my nostrils and stood. I felt a slow drip roll down the back of my leg. I turned around. It had stained the cloth of my office chair.
I grabbed my coat, locked my office door, and hit the train.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136570
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Date: January 19th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,.,..,:,.;,..,
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