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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Painfully honest site

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Painfully honest site



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring confused station

wtf

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Painfully honest site

explain please.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring confused station

you need to write a book or something

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Painfully honest site

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
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"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Painfully honest site

Explain your insult.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Painfully honest site

Explain your insult.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: nubile concupiscible tanning salon

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Painfully honest site

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Painfully honest site

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: plum frozen theatre ape

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Painfully honest site



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Provocative National

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Painfully honest site

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: passionate olive faggot firefighter skinny woman

this one is my favorite image

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: Excitant forum useless brakes

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Painfully honest site

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Painfully honest site

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Painfully honest site

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Painfully honest site

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Maroon Razzle-dazzle Stage Party Of The First Part

(jjc)

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted location jewess

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Glittery Haunted Graveyard Point

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Magenta home

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Learning disabled resort

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: charcoal trailer park indirect expression

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted location jewess



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: 180 locus

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: bearded brilliant mood private investor

I laughed heartily, brother.

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: House-broken Emerald Multi-billionaire Telephone

I spit out my night casein shake

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: gaped temple

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Painfully honest site

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Painfully honest site

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Painfully honest site

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Painfully honest site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: know-it-all copper corner

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Ruddy heady tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Amber Alcoholic Famous Landscape Painting

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: flickering circlehead

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: Nighttime wagecucks nowag

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: plum frozen theatre ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Submissive native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: ivory wonderful patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: Onyx medicated keepsake machete giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: chocolate histrionic menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: ultramarine stirring center

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: Nighttime wagecucks nowag

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Maroon Razzle-dazzle Stage Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: passionate olive faggot firefighter skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Bright school cafeteria psychic

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: unholy iridescent volcanic crater pit

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: splenetic swashbuckling therapy

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: plum frozen theatre ape

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Nighttime wagecucks nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: odious lay roast beef

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Painfully honest site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chartreuse Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: plum frozen theatre ape

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Painfully honest site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Painfully honest site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed apoplectic kitty

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Dashing clear new version institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: red french chef

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: violent striped hyena step-uncle's house

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Painfully honest site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: plum frozen theatre ape

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: balding principal's office

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: motley disrespectful locale deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: infuriating arousing death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: aphrodisiac space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: vigorous sooty gaming laptop

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: aphrodisiac space

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: titillating heaven

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: plum frozen theatre ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Contagious pink university incel

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: vengeful diverse hell national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Bright school cafeteria psychic

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: plum frozen theatre ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted location jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Sick dingle berry factory reset button

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: vivacious kink-friendly karate den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: Coiffed internet-worthy pistol crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy ocher parlour elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy ocher parlour elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: plum frozen theatre ape

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: marvelous chapel

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: avocado sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy ocher parlour elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: vengeful diverse hell national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: marvelous chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy ocher parlour elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: bipolar zippy mad-dog skullcap

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy ocher parlour elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Metal puppy doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted location jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Ebony School

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: appetizing sexy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: appetizing sexy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38140416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: appetizing sexy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy ocher parlour elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: poppy box office corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: stimulating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#39374743)



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: high-end ungodly quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: high-end ungodly quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: flirting whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#39615961)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: Glittery Haunted Graveyard Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#39615999)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: Ruddy heady tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#39616050)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Coral soul-stirring background story alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#39616085)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: deranged laughsome azn base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#39616132)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: infuriating arousing death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#40150089)



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy ocher parlour elastic band



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: Mauve frum business firm juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#42347014)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: hairraiser depressive piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#42868667)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: Glassy Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#42868672)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: passionate olive faggot firefighter skinny woman



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Glassy Hall



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Mentally impaired sinister lodge roommate



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Magical Walnut Plaza Goyim



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: carnelian headpube persian



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: Magical Walnut Plaza Goyim



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy ocher parlour elastic band



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: Slimy mediation



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: pearly big-titted senate

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: domesticated chrome police squad



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: Tripping blue voyeur bawdyhouse



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: Glassy Hall



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Author: stubborn church personal credit line



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Brindle exhilarant nursing home gaping



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Mentally impaired sinister lodge roommate



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Cracking bronze casino



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Judas Jones



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Howard Nutlick's demonic giggle



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: the discombobulator

But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#49948226)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

jm's like fucking picasso you can identify his masterpieces by era. in this period he would double post in every thread. incredible work



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#49948293)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


xo xobox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2",#49948355)