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How different is Greek from Ancient Greek?
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: wonderful orchestra pit gunner

By active I mean 5 poasts per week on average. Today at 12;37 EST all active XO poasters are instantly transported to the same forested hillside several miles from the outskirts of ancient Athens. Everyone has on what he/she is wearing and whatever was in your pockets or your hands at the time of transport. What is the most likely result of this strange event?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24930901)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: pontificating people who are hurt

I become apoplectic when I cannot poast from my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931484)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Cocky Legend Candlestick Maker



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:53 PM
Author: mewling racy cruise ship faggotry

I curse the uselessness of my wireless mouse, and the fact that my phone was on the desk instead of in my pocket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26474648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: wonderful orchestra pit gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26493563)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Boyish Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#27588580)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:41 PM
Author: Laughsome Indigo Brunch

Would just calmly say... NO BRO! I'm Greek, brah! I'd give them the secret grip... and wink as I say... it's for life!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26658065)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: charcoal area

The citizenry is perplexed by this group of slanty-eyed guys in weird clothes who don't speak Greek and executes us all before nightfall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24930910)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: high-end business firm elastic band

Imagine Halford being executed by a massive Greek semi nude musclestud... "Noo! I'm one of you! I like your cock! Fuck clothmos right!" *CHOP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24930914)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: slimy ape

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24930918)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: harsh concupiscible church building regret

lol, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931204)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Excitant casino

loling in my office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25092349)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Boyish Church



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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Red awkward keepsake machete lay



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: Lime station

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24930979)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: wonderful orchestra pit gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25579337)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: odious violent idiot school

There would be enough of us that we could pretend to be some roaming hill people. Furthermore everyone knows lawyers are great communicators, we could probably get in good with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931002)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: Citrine Center Doctorate

LMFAO @ the "great communicators" part. Yeah I'm sure they'd love this group of aspie weirdo foreigners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931461)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: Lime station

"lawyers are great communicators"

LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931494)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: diverse light new version spot

180, but at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25092270)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: alcoholic swashbuckling haunted graveyard public bath

"They're not 180ing with you, they're 180ing at you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26474438)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: floppy menage

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26658063)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Chartreuse party of the first part

Within 500 years, the world would surpass the level of technology in this world's 2014. Aside from technology, other scholarship would flourish as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24930943)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: ivory sick home internal respiration

Would they have enough science to do anything with our smartphones after executing us?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24930975)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Mentally impaired deep locale

they wouldn't execute you, they would assume Zeus sent you or assumed your form for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24930986)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:36 AM
Author: aqua insecure senate

I am a high ranking scout in the army by morning. My knowledge of and ability to intermingle with eastern peoples proving invaluable. Similarly my memorization of the Greek alphabet puts in the top .01% intelligence of all citizens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24930995)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: slate stimulating fanboi trailer park

How different is Greek from Ancient Greek?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931498)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: aqua insecure senate

My bad I know the Ancient Greek alphabet. Whichever one Parmenides wrote in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931633)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: wonderful orchestra pit gunner



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Mentally impaired deep locale

We'd all die of disease and find the living conditions unbearable, but the Athenians would think we were sent by the gods or gods ourselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24930982)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Vibrant erotic feces brethren

they would die from our diseases as well. i've been in Beijing, Shanghai, rural China, Taipei, Bangkok, Pattaya, Tokyo etc. and tons of airports all within the last couple of years or so mixing germs with people all the while. the number of people i've mixed germs with is probably as great as europe's population in 300 BC. i'd say we'd wipe them out unintentionally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931632)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: balding fuchsia goal in life

I guess I'd be raped and then die from disease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24930999)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Cyan Stead Dragon

More likely never get laid again as xo posters go crazy at the freedom to fuck young boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24965155)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: multi-colored garrison sneaky criminal

this would be 180 lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931007)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: balding fuchsia goal in life

The smell would start to drive you insane within a day, and so would the lack of modern plumbing. You would have no access to medicine, and if your immune system is vulnerable to some bug from that period you would just die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931010)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Zippy self-centered personal credit line

lol. I haven't been to a doctor since eighth grade. You have never pissed on the side of a highway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26535943)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: slimy ape

I've blocked off my Outlook calendar after 2, except for a 30 minute call at 4, so I'll have to come back for a little bit but then I am free. Until Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931011)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison sneaky criminal

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931209)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: obsidian aphrodisiac really tough guy



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison sneaky criminal



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: wonderful orchestra pit gunner



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Author: Boyish Church



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Author: sepia provocative gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#29746639)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:10 PM
Author: crawly low-t toaster abode

*prints off schematic for henry repeating rifle*

All right bros lets head out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931180)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931213)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: crawly low-t toaster abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931227)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: crawly low-t toaster abode

Boooom is immediately considered a philosopher as he wails "WE CAN MAKE IT" in the outside of the senate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931269)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Lime station

history will remember him as the GOATUS POTUS of Greek Antiquity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931295)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: crawly low-t toaster abode

"GLADIATORIAL GAMES ARE A SCAM" he bellows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931456)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison sneaky criminal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931466)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: high-end business firm elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931468)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Fluffy glassy parlour old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931476)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:03 PM
Author: Lime station

"As he saw the aura of great wisdom envelope Athens and even Sparta with his golden words... that is when he began his magnum opus, The Republic..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931487)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Galvanic At-the-ready Chapel Affirmative Action

lol idiot, they didn't have gladiators in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931508)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Lime station

don't fight the hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931524)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Galvanic At-the-ready Chapel Affirmative Action

hypo is ancient greece, not gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931605)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Pale school cafeteria

(xo poast...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25743638)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: Zippy self-centered personal credit line

greeks watched on ESPN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26535954)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: unhinged property

"While countless bad things exist across Greece, nothing is worse than athletic competition. Firstly they do not know how to live well nor would they be able to do so; for how could a man who is a slave of his jaw and weaker than his belly acquire prosperity beyond his father? Additionally they are not capable of working for a living and making the best of fortune, because they have not learnt good customs and hence change with difficulty when facing a lack of resources. They are illustrious in their youth and go back and forth as statutes of the city. But when bitter old age falls upon them, their humble cloaks are no more through a loss of thread. Also, I blame the custom of the Greeks, who gather together for these men and honour useless pleasures for the sake of a feast. Who by wrestling well or being swift footed or by punching a jaw finely aided his paternal city through the winning of a crown? Will they fight the enemy in their hands or repel them from the fatherland by striking between the shields with their hands? In this no one is silly when standing before the spear. Wise and good men must be wreathed with leaves, along with him who, being a moderate and just man, leads his city very finely and the man who puts away bad deeds with words and diminishes battles and civil wars, for such things are fine both for every city and every one of the Greeks."

- Bbooooooooomripides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25092403)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: crawly low-t toaster abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25512211)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: crawly low-t toaster abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26474621)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: Titillating Flickering Ticket Booth Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#27589557)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Umber jet-lagged point prole

"i want to be mauled to death by a tiger live in the city square"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#27587641)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: Titillating Flickering Ticket Booth Incel

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#27589466)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: stirring theater athletic conference

even if we can't speak greek, we can make a correspondence to our letters and greek, and after time, would be able to communicate crudely. since there are many SCHOLARS here we know about plato, aristotle, the presocratics and homer, we would be impress them with what we knew. after we got past the language barrier somewhat, we could teach them important things like penicillin, gunpowder, how to make electricity from turbines, improved smelting techniques. we could teach them Newtonian physics, basic biology and chemistry, we could tech them about basic algebra and calculus. assuming we didn't get die, within a year, we'd be considered gods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931491)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: Galvanic At-the-ready Chapel Affirmative Action

lol at lawlyers knowing how to extract penicillin or make gunpowder, or generate electricity, or smelt, or do anything but queef all day about serial commas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931518)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: stirring theater athletic conference

lol at you thinking this is still a law board faggot. get that fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931522)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: aqua insecure senate

Me and diesel'd be having gay butthole orgies with the local homofags within like twenty minutes. Then we would create a crude form of grindr by etching personals on a wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931597)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Lime station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931609)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Tantric laser beams set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931763)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931769)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: aromatic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931799)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: stirring theater athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931962)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24964849)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: Crimson godawful institution puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24964863)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24964867)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Snowy space

there was nothing 'gay' about greek butthole orgies, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24964883)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24965055)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Brilliant Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24980787)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24980803)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24980825)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: gaped ladyboy

jfc we're all done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25092176)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25092410)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: slimy ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25512299)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Brilliant Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25743612)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:00 PM
Author: Brilliant Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26474330)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:16 PM
Author: alcoholic swashbuckling haunted graveyard public bath

moderately overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26474442)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Big Outnumbered Lodge Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26474616)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Dark Metal Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26535858)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 8:46 PM
Author: Brilliant Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26656645)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: aromatic field

*Swipes right*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#27587627)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: wonderful orchestra pit gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#28734625)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Dark Metal Market



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#49693024)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Crystalline shivering mother

The entire poasting community cheers as gay sex with young boys is now socially acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931774)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Fluffy glassy parlour old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931785)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Pale school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25743643)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: walnut library

Thankfully I'm carrying today. So they'd be scared shitless by my pistol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931793)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Crystalline shivering mother

One shot into the air and you'd basically be treated as a god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931804)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: aromatic field

BOW BEFOR ME AND PRAY THAT MY MERCIFUL BULLET MIGHT YET DESCEND FROM THE SKIES AND PIERCE THY CRANIUM!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931812)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Crystalline shivering mother

I would totally be your manservant in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931819)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: aqua insecure senate

They'd just send out some cyclops to kill you and then we'd all have a homosexual bacchanal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931818)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Lime station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24932124)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Fishy organic girlfriend

...but after he sneezed they would murder him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#29111772)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Chartreuse party of the first part

We could probably figure out primitive gunpowder. Isn't it just saltpeter and piss? I don't know what saltpeter is or where to get it, but we can ask some Greek dood. Make some primitive arms and conquer the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24931865)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: startled heady bawdyhouse trust fund

Modern archaeologists would write volumes on the significance of the cryptic message carved into over 850 monuments, cave walls, and cliff sides all across Greece that date to between 300 and 280 BC:

DIESELNOJERBPWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24932039)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Chartreuse party of the first part

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24932195)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:57 PM
Author: multi-colored garrison sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24932294)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: wonderful orchestra pit gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25092159)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: lake therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24965051)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Bateful nursing home masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24965130)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: Bisexual chocolate meetinghouse windowlicker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#24965158)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: Frisky Step-uncle's House Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26658096)



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Date: February 17th, 2014 7:30 AM
Author: crawly low-t toaster abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25033828)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Excitant casino

best thread I've read in awhile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25092356)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Flesh potus

it's sad that i don't think i could advance mathematics past euclid at all.

but i think you write down general thoughts about what you know about history and modern tech that would sow seeds of inspiration that would advance science by 500 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25512103)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:41 PM
Author: Cocky Legend Candlestick Maker

(shitlawyer who didnt take AP The Calculus in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25512182)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: lavender apoplectic jewess

proving all of "modern" math would be the hard part. showing a bunch of dudes in togas the concept of limits/derivatives or whatnot would be easy until thrasymachus decides to go alpha on your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25512258)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Sable Twisted Hall

Proofs yeah maybe...but I could probably derive a fair amount.

And they'd be able to help you out once they saw the end point.

I also was apparently one of the top undergrads in math proofs at my T14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25512293)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Cocky Legend Candlestick Maker

maths proof*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#27587639)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle milky theatre main people

math poofs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#27588866)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Exhilarant Gaping Travel Guidebook

In 2500 years, archaeologists find grotesque statues of muscled men with 20-inch penises

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25579475)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: Lascivious Telephone Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25579487)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: thriller factory reset button piazza

Most would sit around all day and complain about random topics, all while unable to find employment ... same as here.

The azns would be NOWAGed ... same as here.

lisa rowe, bluesmoke, and the rest of the drug addicts would start walking to Delphi to breath in the gasses and become oracles. They would say the same things there they currently say here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25579488)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Sooty marvelous national security agency

Count me in with the Delphic druggies then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25580472)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: Titillating Flickering Ticket Booth Incel

CRIMINALLY underrated poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#27589485)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Bonkers swollen resort sex offender

Semi-srs response:

-A good number of us would die from various ailments, but not all. Adults are generally pretty sturdy against disease and we generally have okay immune systems since we all got sick (we just had treatments and didn't die). We're vaccinated against many ailments.

-We would have a lot of initial difficulties communicating in Greek, but at least some of us could start rudimentary communications and eventually become fluent. It helps that this being ancient times the needed language is a great deal simpler.

-Being both moderns and mostly poli-sci shitheads we would struggle to help science advance in terms of INTELLECTUAL HORSEPOWER, but we could still do a great deal simply by explaining what is common knowledge in the future. Even rudimentary HS and college knowledge would enable huge advances in:

Medicine: Germ theory, what body systems do

Physics: Atomic theory, basic Newtonian physics as well as relativity

Chemistry: Elements and the idea of chemical reactions. We could potentially help create basic but influential compounds like gunpowder.

Biology: Cells, genetics, evolution, ecology

Astronomy: Basically everything

Geography: A far more accurate world map even if we're stuck trying to hash it out on paper or something. If we have a map with us, so much the better.

Economics: Concepts like inflation, supply and demand, price bubbles, joint stock companies, banking, etc.

Engineering: Some simple machines could potentially be pushed along by simply explaining the end result. Maybe even a steam engine would be possible.

Military tech: The stirrup would be a big one, if nothing else. If we're pre-Philip, so would the sarissa and pike phalanxes. EDIT: Just noticed this is in 300 BC, so Philip's stuff would have already happened. Ignore that.

...and so forth.

-Benzo would give lots of people HIV, which would be pretty goddamn crippling and likely lead to a huge crackdown on homosexuality as practice cursed by God (this being XO, we would probably end up encouraging this belief).

-We would blame our return to the past on "shitlibs" who destroyed the future, and would describe their beliefs and how they ruined the world. This would ensure shitlibs are never allowed to rise again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25579568)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:48 AM
Author: thriller factory reset button piazza

Your last point would make it all worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25579574)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: Titillating Flickering Ticket Booth Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#27589496)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: alcoholic swashbuckling haunted graveyard public bath

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25579613)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Sooty marvelous national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25580663)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Brilliant Selfie



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Date: June 13th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Bonkers swollen resort sex offender

ty for this much appreciated bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#25743732)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Zippy self-centered personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26535973)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Brilliant Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26536031)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: out-of-control hyperactive dog poop goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26536127)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: aromatic field

lol

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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: Titillating Flickering Ticket Booth Incel

180000000000000000

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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone glittery boistinker

A. I'm so sick of these dumb hypos, no one else is going to get a movie deal from thinking of these silly scenarios

B. /smudge is worshipped as lord and bondsman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26474356)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: domesticated slap-happy locus tattoo

I'd totally invent airplanes and the Archimedes principle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26474375)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: Appetizing Up-to-no-good Indirect Expression Address

as i materialize in 300bc i turn around and see one other lone soul standing next to me.

"To be fair," he lisps...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26475240)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: Dark Metal Market



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Federal learning disabled immigrant becky



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: Cocky Legend Candlestick Maker



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Date: November 6th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Exciting cream office sandwich



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: ultramarine stubborn principal's office toilet seat

Hard to think of any real actionable knowledge. I'd build a printing press and advance civilization hundreds of years. Make soap (if I can remember), try to build a bicycle, click up w other xo posters and form the xo secret society. Introduce the plough and compost to grow olives and grapes. Impregnate as many Greek and Turk girls as I can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26536084)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle milky theatre main people

No Turks in that region until hundreds of years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#28734647)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: ultramarine stubborn principal's office toilet seat

:(

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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: tripping cracking site

i'd prolly chill at the agora and sip some soo cr wine with THEMISTOCLES and dem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#26536089)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Beady-eyed macaca

We'd all fuck each other's asses, as was customary at the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#27587612)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: sepia provocative gas station

lol

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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Dashing Smoky Pit Mediation

this was a golden era of nude bodybuilding. first thing i'd do is find one of the famous ancient gyms

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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring yellow rigor dysfunction



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Date: November 4th, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: domesticated slap-happy locus tattoo



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Date: November 4th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: Exciting cream office sandwich

We would create an Academy-like open-aired school in which we sat around and discussed topics like how much to tip for bridal dowries, exit options for BigSophistry, *the* best flat bread in the peloponnese, the FEAR after a wine-soaked weekend, whether a new Macedonian king will "make Athens great again," shit-platonists, and responding to flame about whether some poaster actually slept with an Egyptian princess (and then going "oh shit!" and freaking out when he produces a hieroglyphics message with the imperial seal responding flirtatiously to his lick message).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2",#29113871)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: Pearly karate base



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
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