How much will CSLG have to pay in child support?
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Date: March 16th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Mahogany Pistol
rofl imagine writing a check for 10m jfc
now imagine u are jewish and have to write that check
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:04 PM Author: Big Frisky Cuck
To be fair,
Hey Chandler -- as a principled man and a father in your own right, who has no dog in this fight but is only ITT to offer a 100% sincere defense of the man who just happens to be your boss, do you have any thoughts on this behavior?
Would you say this is the hallmark of great parenting?
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:08 PM Author: Fragrant address
the worst part of CSLG isn't his own shittiness as a human being
it's that so many people here are shameless suckups to him because they'll do anything for a scrap of cash or "case referrals"
lawyers are all pathetic scum
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:01 PM Author: Fragrant address
i mean what is there for him to say
we know the truth, he knows the truth, we know he's not ever gonna stop, he knows he's not ever gonna stop
they're all like this btw. lawyers are all fucking scum
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:17 PM Author: Impertinent Menage Jap
i'm not a chandler fan but i'll play devil's advocate here:
modern america is long past the point of no return, it's being torched and looted before our eyes. no one can stop it, nothing can stop it at this point. look at dirte, a salt of the earth type who finally wisened up and is stealing what he can before he gets totally fucked. your option now isn't "be good or be bad", it's "be bad or get totally and beyond fucked." chandler is a dumb goy addicted to gambling who sued his relatives and the market says his salary is worth $70k slopping wet. he stumbled like a retard into a pot of gold and is milking it for all its worth, because he has no marketable skills and he's dead and empty inside. so his choices are steal from a sinking america or be churned like the goyim masses. from his perspective he will suck that gross kike CSLG cock all day and all night long, deepthroated, with eye contact, forever, gratefully, because he completely fucking sucks but there's no real option here, and you are just jealous that you're not doing the one doing the deepthroating for some shekels
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Date: March 17th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: Impertinent Menage Jap
no, we just don't want you to lie here. you would be a much better poster if you simply stated "yeah, i participate in a zog kike casino and i'm taking what i can get while the world burns because the alternative is to be a victim, and i refuse to be that. i stay within the gray of the law even if morally its really bad because it benefits me and i try to make up for it in other ways. you want me to play it straight and be a zogbot worker bee for pennies and get abused and i refuse to do so. you're the sucker, not me, if you don't do the best you can for yourself. hate the game not the player nigger"
that's way better than "lol i'm just an advocate for the poor and give them the best representation possible" which is a sack of lies
do you not see the difference
(yes, i understand its hard to be honest here given you're outed, that's a legitimate pushback - but still)
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:05 PM Author: Startling pungent mad-dog skullcap
All provided for you by the money you scam from insurance companies. Your dream life but no one respects you.
Do you have a theory as to why you became a crook? Is it because you didn't have a dad or because you're from a race and culture that rewards cheating so long as there's no repercussion for you personally?
Just so you know, I look down on all people who look like you because I know deep down you are all worthless. Even if there's one good one in a million I know the odds are unbearably low and there's always a net reversion to the mean. PLEASE go back to your country.
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:03 AM Author: duck-like gas station
I have never cared about prestige educational nor otherwise.
My other country is Japan, the greatest place on earth, but I no longer have citizenship unfortunately which I renounced to be in the USA.
Your opinion on anything means nothing, and has never meant anything to me. You seem to have opinions on me, I have zero opinions on you. I do not think about you, and never will.
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:16 AM Author: duck-like gas station
I do not care if the Uber legislation passes. I do not and never had a plan to work indefinitely.
As a non-immigrant American citizen born in the United States and living on a military base during my youth and his mother’s citizenship being in the greatest country on the planet, please continue to vote for this deportation.
The day of truth and reconciliation will be before Jesus Christ whom I have accepted as my lord and savior.
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:43 AM Author: Startling pungent mad-dog skullcap
Hey, where did you go?
Days when the trains came
Down in a bottle
Rowley with new fame
Scammin' and a-trickin', hey, hey
Hauled off in chai-ains'
In the misty morning fog with
Nacht und nebel and me
The brown-eyed goy
And me, the brown-eyed goy
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:42 AM Author: Dashing Brunch Candlestick Maker
I'm not an expert in child support and its one of my least favorite things to do. I basically do it to hold my client's hand as they get ass raped or receive a windfall.
99% of the time you have clients where the parties fall within the normal guidelines, the algorithm spits out a number, the father shrieks and the mother chuckles.
But I have a case now where the father gets $800K per year in disbursements from his Indian tribe's casino. I represent the mother and the algorithm is capped so we stipped to $4,000 per month and my client is pissed.
Now I'm hearing that there may be a way around the cap (yes I know you can plead equity to deviate from guidelines, but you still want the algorithm to back up the number you are asking for).
Its a crazy case. She aborted two babies for cars. She wanted the babies, he didn't so he promised to buy her a car for each abortion. He financed them. Now they broke up and he doesn't want to pay for them anymore. Sorry, I digress, I shouldn't derail the thread.
CSLG may have fucked up by retaining a non-family law attorney. He has too much at stake. It really depends on the lawyer SHE hires. Divorces are marathons, not sprints. He still has time to wise up and protect himself but if she went the cheap route like he did (a high probability she hired a family friend or some stupid shit), then he'll be alright (they'll both fumble around and leave a ton of money on the able).
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Date: March 17th, 2026 11:24 AM Author: Odious faggotry hunting ground
What Is the Child Support Exception for High-Income Earners?
California’s statewide uniform guideline stipulates the amount of child support to be paid. This is based on each parent’s net disposable monthly income and the amount of time the child will be cared for by each parent.
There are some exceptions to the statewide uniform guideline, however. One exception covers situations where the parent paying child support has an extraordinarily high income. The paying parent’s divorce attorney may successfully argue that the amount of child support calculated under the statewide uniform guideline would exceed the actual needs of the children. Subsequently, the court may decide to lower the child support payment.
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Date: March 17th, 2026 11:27 AM Author: vivacious home
how would the algo be capped to $4k
also would CSLG's "air-tight" prenup protect him? what would you estimate she would get
how is the cheap route typically bad, what special sauce do family law attorneys have
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: Dashing Brunch Candlestick Maker
The courts and attorneys used to use child support software called Dissomaster but they were coasting apparently and some new company came in and undercut them and so now the courts are using this new software called Xspouse. We cannot get Xspouse to spit out a number higher than $4000 per month regardless of dad's income so its definitely capped.
My client was formerly with a biglaw family law firm and they couldn't get the software to go above $4,000 either.
But my client is a busy body and she apparently has figured out a way around it (she's going to go to law school she says) and plus I have a Claude Team account now so I'll figure it out. This case is on the backburner right now, I'm super busy. In fact, I don't know why I'm on here fucking around, I have work to do . . .
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: indigo foreskin
You're right!
Blank Rome has a small family law practice in NYC.
That said, they're at bottom of V100, so I wouldn't count them as biglaw.
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Dashing Brunch Candlestick Maker
Knowing how obsessed CSLG is with money, I doubt he kept everything transparent. Are we assuming that his wife successfully kept her unhappiness as a secret all this time so that CSLG never suspected anything? I doubt that.
My guess is that he may have multiple offshore accounts and money hidden all over the place.
His wife can retain a good forensic accountant and look into everything.
He has a lot of exposure for child and spousal support. Good attorneys can convince a judge to deviate from the guidelines which can have enormous consequences depending on the ages of the kids.
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