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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Vigorous area dog poop
  11/17/13
wow great point man
cerise theater
  11/17/13
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Rebellious know-it-all background story
  02/09/14
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Vigorous area dog poop
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
nyuug
  03/24/26
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nyuug
  03/24/26
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Buff spot
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
beta splenetic mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
impressive boistinker
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
misanthropic mother
  11/18/13
tp
adulterous awkward affirmative action
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
bat shit crazy blue center ape
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
trip principal's office
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Buff spot
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
trip principal's office
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Vigorous area dog poop
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
trip principal's office
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
Mustard office coffee pot
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
trip principal's office
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
excitant gaping
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
talented tanning salon karate
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Vigorous area dog poop
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Opaque university
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Vigorous area dog poop
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Diverse federal market antidepressant drug
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
Wonderful garrison national security agency
  04/07/16
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Charcoal Chest-beating Macaca Hominid
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
crimson theatre
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
Slippery Shaky Water Buffalo Stage
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
maize halford hospital
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
curious bipolar masturbator school cafeteria
  11/17/13
?
Slate native black woman
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
fragrant mint sex offender ticket booth
  11/18/13
Well?
Floppy brethren meetinghouse
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
low-t pisswyrm marketing idea
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
kink-friendly at-the-ready dragon pit
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
Buff spot
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
duck-like step-uncle's house round eye
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
twisted pearl house
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
kink-friendly at-the-ready dragon pit
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Vigorous area dog poop
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
kink-friendly at-the-ready dragon pit
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
twisted pearl house
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
trip principal's office
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Vigorous area dog poop
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
kink-friendly at-the-ready dragon pit
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Vigorous area dog poop
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
trip principal's office
  11/17/13
You're done here
Bistre base headpube
  11/19/13
(idiot)
trip principal's office
  11/17/13
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big-titted mildly autistic space death wish
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
Scarlet tank
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Vigorous area dog poop
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
big-titted mildly autistic space death wish
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
talented tanning salon karate
  11/17/13
...
trip principal's office
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
big-titted mildly autistic space death wish
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
arousing senate
  11/17/13
only?
Scarlet tank
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
trip principal's office
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
Vigorous area dog poop
  11/17/13
...
trip principal's office
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Beady-eyed psychic
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
Histrionic piazza hunting ground
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Vigorous area dog poop
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
twisted pearl house
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
canary heady bbw
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
big-titted mildly autistic space death wish
  11/17/13
lol
canary heady bbw
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Histrionic piazza hunting ground
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
Scarlet tank
  11/17/13
lmao.
misanthropic mother
  11/18/13
cq
Racy brilliant faggotry
  03/03/24
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adulterous awkward affirmative action
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
pungent cream really tough guy
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
misanthropic mother
  11/18/13
Underrated
dashing laser beams
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
electric property liquid oxygen
  12/22/14
tyft mental image
Magical Brass Stag Film
  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
Supple business firm
  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
spruce crackhouse
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
trip principal's office
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
spruce crackhouse
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
trip principal's office
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
Histrionic piazza hunting ground
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
trip principal's office
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
white national
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
pungent cream really tough guy
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
spruce crackhouse
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
pungent cream really tough guy
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
big-titted mildly autistic space death wish
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
trip principal's office
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
spruce crackhouse
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
tan weed whacker
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
trip principal's office
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
trip principal's office
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
spruce crackhouse
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
trip principal's office
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
spruce crackhouse
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
trip principal's office
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
tan weed whacker
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
trip principal's office
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
tan weed whacker
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
tan weed whacker
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
pungent cream really tough guy
  11/17/13
LOL
trip principal's office
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
spruce crackhouse
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
pungent cream really tough guy
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
spruce crackhouse
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
pungent cream really tough guy
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
metal bright roast beef location
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
duck-like step-uncle's house round eye
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
Ocher station
  11/17/13
really embarassing
bearded painfully honest shrine
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Vigorous area dog poop
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
spruce crackhouse
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
pungent cream really tough guy
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
dashing laser beams
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
Scarlet tank
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Vigorous area dog poop
  11/17/13
well executed flame
frum community account gunner
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
deranged naked point hairy legs
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
vivacious whorehouse indirect expression
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
violent puppy mexican
  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
pungent cream really tough guy
  11/17/13
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adventurous cordovan patrolman skinny woman
  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
chartreuse stubborn nursing home
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adventurous cordovan patrolman skinny woman
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Marvelous Medicated Site
  11/18/13
the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
Bonkers slimy church
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Vigorous area dog poop
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
Bonkers slimy church
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Vigorous area dog poop
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
dark hall candlestick maker
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
titillating narrow-minded school
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
dark hall candlestick maker
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Mewling reading party
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Vigorous area dog poop
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
Mewling reading party
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
dark hall candlestick maker
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godawful massive associate
  11/18/13
If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
Demanding Abode Queen Of The Night
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Vigorous area dog poop
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
dark hall candlestick maker
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
chartreuse stubborn nursing home
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
fragrant mint sex offender ticket booth
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
180 fiercely-loyal set
  11/18/13
ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
Primrose parlour legend
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(Jeff Bridges)
very tactful den digit ratio
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Beady-eyed psychic
  11/19/13
best thread i've read on XO in over a year
mind-boggling internal respiration
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
confused yapping casino preventive strike
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
Vigorous area dog poop
  11/19/13
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Vigorous area dog poop
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
deranged naked point hairy legs
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Frisky Hilarious Brunch
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twinkling french chef home
  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
dead gold theater stage selfie
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
deranged naked point hairy legs
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
claret aphrodisiac nowag fanboi
  12/17/13
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French jew feces
  12/17/13
This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
Vigorous area dog poop
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
lascivious grizzly hell
  03/08/14
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Vigorous area dog poop
  12/22/14
if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
Magical Brass Stag Film
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
Sepia razzle menage
  12/22/14
and how come people don't fly right off the face of the eart...
glassy elite dilemma
  12/22/14
Uh they do
Greedy becky toilet seat
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Vigorous area dog poop
  01/13/15
(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
Magical Brass Stag Film
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Wonderful garrison national security agency
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: cerise theater

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Rebellious know-it-all background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#49766508)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Buff spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: beta splenetic mad-dog skullcap

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: impressive boistinker

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: misanthropic mother

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: adulterous awkward affirmative action

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: bat shit crazy blue center ape

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: trip principal's office

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Buff spot

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: trip principal's office

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: trip principal's office

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Mustard office coffee pot

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: trip principal's office

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: excitant gaping

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: talented tanning salon karate

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Opaque university

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Diverse federal market antidepressant drug

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Wonderful garrison national security agency

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Charcoal Chest-beating Macaca Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: crimson theatre

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Slippery Shaky Water Buffalo Stage

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: maize halford hospital

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: curious bipolar masturbator school cafeteria

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Slate native black woman

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: fragrant mint sex offender ticket booth

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Floppy brethren meetinghouse

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: low-t pisswyrm marketing idea

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: kink-friendly at-the-ready dragon pit

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Buff spot

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: duck-like step-uncle's house round eye

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: twisted pearl house

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: kink-friendly at-the-ready dragon pit

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: kink-friendly at-the-ready dragon pit

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: twisted pearl house

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: trip principal's office

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: kink-friendly at-the-ready dragon pit

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: trip principal's office

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Bistre base headpube

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: trip principal's office

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: big-titted mildly autistic space death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Scarlet tank

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: big-titted mildly autistic space death wish

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: talented tanning salon karate

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: trip principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: big-titted mildly autistic space death wish

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: arousing senate

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Scarlet tank

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: trip principal's office

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: trip principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Beady-eyed psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Histrionic piazza hunting ground

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: twisted pearl house

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: canary heady bbw

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: big-titted mildly autistic space death wish

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: canary heady bbw

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Histrionic piazza hunting ground

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Scarlet tank

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: misanthropic mother

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Racy brilliant faggotry

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: adulterous awkward affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: pungent cream really tough guy

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: misanthropic mother

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: dashing laser beams

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: electric property liquid oxygen

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Magical Brass Stag Film

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Supple business firm

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: spruce crackhouse

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: trip principal's office

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: spruce crackhouse

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: trip principal's office

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Histrionic piazza hunting ground

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: trip principal's office

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: white national

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: pungent cream really tough guy

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: spruce crackhouse

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: pungent cream really tough guy

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: big-titted mildly autistic space death wish

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: trip principal's office

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: spruce crackhouse

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: tan weed whacker

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: trip principal's office

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: trip principal's office

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: spruce crackhouse

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: trip principal's office

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: spruce crackhouse

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: trip principal's office

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: tan weed whacker

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: trip principal's office

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: tan weed whacker

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: tan weed whacker

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: pungent cream really tough guy

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: trip principal's office

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: spruce crackhouse

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: pungent cream really tough guy

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: spruce crackhouse

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: pungent cream really tough guy

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: metal bright roast beef location

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: duck-like step-uncle's house round eye

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Ocher station

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: bearded painfully honest shrine

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: spruce crackhouse

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: pungent cream really tough guy

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: dashing laser beams

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Scarlet tank

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: frum community account gunner

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: deranged naked point hairy legs

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: vivacious whorehouse indirect expression

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: violent puppy mexican

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: pungent cream really tough guy

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: adventurous cordovan patrolman skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: chartreuse stubborn nursing home

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Motley Hyperventilating Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: adventurous cordovan patrolman skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Marvelous Medicated Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Bonkers slimy church

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Bonkers slimy church

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: dark hall candlestick maker

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: titillating narrow-minded school

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: dark hall candlestick maker

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Mewling reading party

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Mewling reading party

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: dark hall candlestick maker

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: godawful massive associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Demanding Abode Queen Of The Night

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: dark hall candlestick maker

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: chartreuse stubborn nursing home

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: fragrant mint sex offender ticket booth

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: 180 fiercely-loyal set

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Primrose parlour legend

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: very tactful den digit ratio

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Beady-eyed psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: mind-boggling internal respiration

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: confused yapping casino preventive strike

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: deranged naked point hairy legs

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Frisky Hilarious Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: twinkling french chef home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: dead gold theater stage selfie

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: deranged naked point hairy legs

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: claret aphrodisiac nowag fanboi

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: French jew feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: lascivious grizzly hell

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Magical Brass Stag Film

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Sepia razzle menage

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: glassy elite dilemma

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Greedy becky toilet seat

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Magical Brass Stag Film

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: boyish saffron temple filthpig

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Passionate library electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Vigorous area dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Wonderful garrison national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring State

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Pink crawly son of senegal main people

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: sadistic submissive lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Wonderful garrison national security agency

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Crystalline swashbuckling corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#31480262)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#37197656)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#38290169)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#47457795)



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