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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
heady forum
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Honey-headed pontificating indian lodge philosopher-king
  11/17/13
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  12/01/13
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rebellious deer antler menage
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Bateful lilac home
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Thriller Low-t Dragon New Version
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
Comical Giraffe Internal Respiration
  11/18/13
tp
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  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
amber set
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
brass area azn
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
rebellious deer antler menage
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
brass area azn
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
heady forum
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
brass area azn
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
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  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
brass area azn
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Seedy Sexy Boistinker Principal's Office
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
adventurous box office
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
heady forum
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
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  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
heady forum
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
twisted know-it-all athletic conference
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
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  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
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i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
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  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
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  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
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?
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i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
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  11/18/13
Well?
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  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
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  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
Racy Pungent Queen Of The Night
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
rebellious deer antler menage
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
self-absorbed knife
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Self-centered senate
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
Racy Pungent Queen Of The Night
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
heady forum
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
Racy Pungent Queen Of The Night
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Self-centered senate
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
brass area azn
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
heady forum
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
Racy Pungent Queen Of The Night
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
heady forum
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
brass area azn
  11/17/13
You're done here
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  11/19/13
(idiot)
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yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
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right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
heady forum
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
floppy marketing idea
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
adventurous box office
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brass area azn
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
floppy marketing idea
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
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only?
claret electric antidepressant drug
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
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(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
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Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
Turquoise hell
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
heady forum
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Self-centered senate
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
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  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
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  11/17/13
lol
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lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Turquoise hell
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
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lmao.
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cq
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After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
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lol'd irl from picturing this
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  11/18/13
Underrated
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chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
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  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
brass area azn
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Orange Trailer Park
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
brass area azn
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
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  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
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  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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*legit retard*
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  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Orange Trailer Park
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
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titcr chip kelly is done here
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  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
brass area azn
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Orange Trailer Park
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
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  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
brass area azn
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
brass area azn
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Orange Trailer Park
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
brass area azn
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Orange Trailer Park
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
brass area azn
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
clear scourge upon the earth library
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
brass area azn
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
clear scourge upon the earth library
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
clear scourge upon the earth library
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
brilliant old irish cottage
  11/17/13
LOL
brass area azn
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Orange Trailer Park
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
brilliant old irish cottage
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Orange Trailer Park
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The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
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LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
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chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
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worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
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  11/17/13
really embarassing
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no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
heady forum
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Orange Trailer Park
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
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  11/17/13
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Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
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  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
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  11/17/13
well executed flame
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tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
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cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
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  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
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If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
heady forum
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
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(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
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that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
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i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
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Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
heady forum
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cr the voice of reason
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i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
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a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
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dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
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happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
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Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: heady forum

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Honey-headed pontificating indian lodge philosopher-king

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Sapphire generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: heady forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#49768855)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#49769159)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: rebellious deer antler menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Bateful lilac home

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Thriller Low-t Dragon New Version

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Comical Giraffe Internal Respiration

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz whorehouse reading party

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: amber set

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: brass area azn

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: rebellious deer antler menage

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: brass area azn

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: heady forum

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: brass area azn

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: vivacious swollen field mad-dog skullcap

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: brass area azn

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Seedy Sexy Boistinker Principal's Office

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: adventurous box office

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: heady forum

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Vibrant Cream Den Cuckold

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: heady forum

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: twisted know-it-all athletic conference

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: pea-brained cerise black woman space

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Arousing step-uncle's house



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Overrated roast beef

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: charismatic lodge

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: stirring parlour

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: laughsome angry range weed whacker

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: glittery cordovan circlehead

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: sable blood rage

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rusted pistol

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Coiffed supple roommate

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Racy Pungent Queen Of The Night

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: rebellious deer antler menage

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: self-absorbed knife

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Self-centered senate

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Racy Pungent Queen Of The Night

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: heady forum

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Racy Pungent Queen Of The Night

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Self-centered senate

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: brass area azn

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: heady forum

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Racy Pungent Queen Of The Night

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: heady forum

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: brass area azn

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: impertinent faggot firefighter

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: brass area azn

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: floppy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: claret electric antidepressant drug

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: heady forum

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: floppy marketing idea

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: adventurous box office

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: brass area azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: floppy marketing idea

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Burgundy Lascivious Corn Cake Quadroon

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: claret electric antidepressant drug

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: brass area azn

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: heady forum

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: brass area azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Grizzly pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Turquoise hell

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: heady forum

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Self-centered senate

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: pearly mental disorder feces

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: floppy marketing idea

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: pearly mental disorder feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Turquoise hell

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: claret electric antidepressant drug

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Comical Giraffe Internal Respiration

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: cowardly amethyst abode newt

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz whorehouse reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: brilliant old irish cottage

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Comical Giraffe Internal Respiration

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: diverse khaki locale degenerate

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Spectacular offensive codepig

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Aromatic magenta public bath personal credit line

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Mewling indigo trust fund associate

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Orange Trailer Park

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: brass area azn

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Orange Trailer Park

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: brass area azn

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Turquoise hell

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: brass area azn

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: purple sickened corner factory reset button

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: brilliant old irish cottage

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Orange Trailer Park

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: brilliant old irish cottage

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: floppy marketing idea

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: brass area azn

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Orange Trailer Park

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: clear scourge upon the earth library

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: brass area azn

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: brass area azn

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Orange Trailer Park

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: brass area azn

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Orange Trailer Park

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: brass area azn

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: clear scourge upon the earth library

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: brass area azn

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: clear scourge upon the earth library

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: clear scourge upon the earth library

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: brilliant old irish cottage

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: brass area azn

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Orange Trailer Park

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: brilliant old irish cottage

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Orange Trailer Park

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: brilliant old irish cottage

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Costumed heaven private investor

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: self-absorbed knife

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Dark curious sandwich

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Marvelous citrine church

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: heady forum

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Orange Trailer Park

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: brilliant old irish cottage

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: diverse khaki locale degenerate

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: claret electric antidepressant drug

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: heady forum

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: bright odious legal warrant stage

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: saffron soul-stirring boiling water famous landscape painting

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Hyperventilating gas station

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: nighttime shrine doctorate

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: brilliant old irish cottage

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Dashing Azure Headpube Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Motley jewess fortuitous meteor

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: thirsty jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Dashing Azure Headpube Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: metal potus ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Nubile poppy striped hyena state

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: heady forum

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Nubile poppy striped hyena state

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: heady forum

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: infuriating vigorous death wish rehab

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Boyish rambunctious immigrant

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: infuriating vigorous death wish rehab

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: bonkers irradiated international law enforcement agency

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: heady forum

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: bonkers irradiated international law enforcement agency

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: infuriating vigorous death wish rehab

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Talented Violet University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: concupiscible erotic boltzmann

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: heady forum

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: infuriating vigorous death wish rehab

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Motley jewess fortuitous meteor

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: sable blood rage

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Fishy church building

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Flirting station yarmulke

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Red point cumskin

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Grizzly pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Cobalt aggressive place of business goal in life

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: silver site digit ratio

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: heady forum

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: heady forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: saffron soul-stirring boiling water famous landscape painting

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: buck-toothed chapel hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Bisexual plaza party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Pink hairraiser garrison

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: saffron soul-stirring boiling water famous landscape painting

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored Salmon Hairy Legs

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: violent theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: heady forum

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: house-broken elite business firm

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: heady forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Aromatic magenta public bath personal credit line

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Mahogany disgusting idiot

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: awkward gaped macaca toaster

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: 180 Internet-worthy School Cafeteria Useless Brakes

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: heady forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Aromatic magenta public bath personal credit line

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: galvanic sepia police squad

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: dun wonderful casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: heady forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: heady forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: pea-brained cerise black woman space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: trip stage clown

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Passionate Primrose Psychic Ape

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: puce persian voyeur



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: pea-brained cerise black woman space

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#30464144)



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Author: razzle chestnut tanning salon



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#37197656)



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Author: provocative crotch



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: heady forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#38290169)



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Author: Mildly Autistic Contagious School



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: Overrated roast beef



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
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a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2",#47457795)



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